₦airaland Forum

babyfaceafrica:
guy...are you an english major?...am a linguist....I noticed you are the only one who caught that ..thumbs up!!!....some people will just jump to a post without adequately reading it all they do is criticize it,this garba goofed with those words...its well with my Country!!

Me english major? I'm not even in the field boss .....infact consider me as one of students as a linguist that you are. .....happy sunday.

“This government will make as many as 6,000 appointments. And he is bound, even if he doesn’t wish it, by the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria to reflect federal character.”

I think PMB Spokeperson(s) should learn to choose words carefully, so they don't spend more time defending their statements

But I think its good news,as least some people won't feel cheated anymore ....PMB just want them to just JEGA for a while and stop being ORUBEBE


@simeonii_1

A baby in Mexico, was rushed to a pediatric hospital after medical students cut off his private parts, thinking they are cutting his umbilical cord, according to a complaint filed by the parents.

The father of the boy, Diego Rangel Izaguirre, said that doctors tried to cover up the injury by keeping him away from the newborn for hours.

Hospital staff in Saltillo, told the father that the child had a minor accident, but soon he discovered the truth.

Fortunately, the boy’s private parts were successfully sewn back together, but the baby suffered three additional cuts during surgery.

The mother of the boy, Zulem Contreras, said that the boy should have been left in the care of professionals and not medical students.

The couple filed an official complaint with the hospital, but officials insist that the baby is healthy and that the operation was minor.

The hospital has launched an internal investigation.

http://www.today.ng/metro/medical-students-chop-off-babys-private-parts-thinking-they-are-cutting-the-umbilical-cord/

Cc: lalasticlala

likila:
Idiotu.
So Dasuki plans to commit treasonable felony with 7 rifles and bullet proof.cars?

You forgot to mention the magazines too

boombay:
wake up one night and use powder to rub your body from head to toe.
Tie a white wrapper and tie your TV remote with a red cloth
start chanting in a strange manner
like "kulu kulu maku moku"
make sure she hears you.
if she asks wahz going on tell her you're a ritualist that you use female only for the rituals
and if she doesn't ask you
trust Me she will leave immediately!












or better still get a coffin as your center table in the sitting room!

Laffing so loud and so hard, even water dey comot frm my eyes , and the people around me are scared and wondering if I'm ok.....tnx for making my day

SELENAqueensy:
In as much as this is very sad...
It's still funny...

Yeah...funny but really sad!

What is wrong with this testimony?

amani337:
dey guy should be hanged den bury.de next day they should dig up his corps and behead him again,den thrown into de lagoon

We need people like you to head our judiciary...our politicians won't even bother to collect their salaries!

A rape victim was raped twice after she was used by police in a botched sting operation.

Police in India, are under investigation after a 17-year-old rape victim was raped a second time, during a botched undercover operation.

The first incident occurred when the teenager’s phone was stolen in Jalna, Maharashtra, and she was lured into a wooded area by 2 men who said they would return it.

However, they did not return the phone, and raped her at knifepoint. The men recorded the rape. The men then called the victim’s mother and demanded money for her release.

Despite being blackmailed, the brave teenager reported the incident to the police.

Police responded by setting up a sting operation to catch the rapists. They set up a meeting between the men and the teenager for the following day.

However, in the first of two failed sting operations, police followed the suspects too closely and the men never approached the girl.

On the third day, the police tried again, but this time with tragic results. A miscommunication led to the girl being raped a second time by the suspects.

Police said that the girl left the location to meet the suspects without telling them. The girl said that she thought that officers were following her in a police car, police said.

“The girl was put through the injustice again. It is wrong to use a victim, especially a minor victim, as bait,” said Inspector General Vishwas Patil.

Investigators apprehended the rapists a few hours later at a train station.

The officer in charge of the botched operation has been suspended while police investigate the incident.


http://www.today.ng/metro/girl-gets-raped-second-time-after-police-use-her-to-try-to-catch-her-rapist/

Can't we just ve part time Legislators

Is it that Dickson is not loved or didn't perform


@simeonii_1

Dats a sign of change

“I am not aware of any siege. What we are doing is celebrating Sallah

Then Dasuki must have mistaken his Sallah visitors for DSS officials.......


@simeonii_1

“America will ask President Buhari why the Military Commanders (Sacked Service Chiefs) were still in place,

“Buhari will tell the Americans that he has set machinery in motion to investigate how the huge amount of money so far released to fight insurgency was spent.

“President Buhari will also show the Americans a blueprint of how he intends to employ new resources improve and equip the armed forces,

Adams Oshiomhole must not hear this....

Joseph was alleged to have alighted from his car and told Yetunde that if she were one of his students he would have dealt with her.

One of the many lecturers that frustrate their students physically, emotional or psychologically.....how will a student under such a lecturer graduate with good grade?
The system is faulty!!!

#I REP TEAM UNIBEN
THE EVER CORROSIVE FACULTY....can't just 4get EMA, TERRAJA, ELA(those lab Men sha)

Like I saw a similar thread earlier...anyway humbly following since this is frm Barca, den its may be interesting with good, bad and ugly comments

barcanista:
And the government will pay the almost N70-N80 difference per $1? This Buhari is funny o. HÉs spending scarce resources to subsidise non-productive pilgrimage that has no impact on the lives of Nigerians. Kai Baba

At least no one is complaining of been a religious fanatic here

One of the many reaons why the President and the Senate President need to be on the same page....else, you gonna hear 'after going thru his records, I think the Neys have it'
just a small pay back

Like PMB saying...you don't ve to resign, its better the news read 'SACK' than resigning!!!

Liike seriously!!! Thought same too....nice observation, I really need a clarification

English Students in the house pls...

Though I don't want to be seen as pro APC or PDP here, but I do have some reservation on what you wrote or better still, I need clarification...

Your words 'Do you expect SS that has no senate in APC to produce nass leader
There is actually a Senator from SS, Edo State(Edo North), can't recall his full name now.

Your words 'or the ss that gave little or nothing to the success of APC ??
I don't actually understand what you meant by that,because Timipre Silver, Rotimi Amaechi, Adams Oshiomhole(gave more than 25% votes to PMB-), Odigie Oyegun are all from South South, or you saying these Men didn't contribute to the success of APC....don't forget Romiti Amaechi is seen by many today as a betrayer because of his contribution to the formation of APC to grab power from GEJ, his fellow SS.

your words 'PMB and APC has had milestones especially in finance where GEJ failed, first PMb turned down armoured car purchase, cut down salary
No doubt

Your words 'check the improvement in power and a few other things
I really don't know where you live, but here where I am, honestly the power situation is worse we make use of Gen like never b4

So like you said 'In conclusion,though PMB and APC must have made some mistakes in appointment and handling NASS issues.

Though, I hope this Government does not disappoint,because the whole thing just seems to be in slow motion, that my concern!

@simeonii_1

you mean I’m now a prisoner.’ But the Deputy Chief Registrar of the Court, Solomon Akpedah who was handy responded swiftly to cool a heavily traumatised Jigawa born politician, as he quickly said no sir, you are not a prisoner’

YES SIR, YOU ARE NOW A PRISONER....at least, for now.....he need to be told the truth, so he doesn't walk straight to the Airport from the court .....to even think he wanted to be the President, that he even likened GEJ to a madman with a lighter in a filling station ....now I see EFCC as the madman and the court as the filling station, and he should pray the Judge final verdict doesn't sounds like fuel....

[b]Buhari contested presidential elections three times and failed woefully. He became so frustrated that he wept openly before his supporters who came to tell him to run again in 2015. That was when he threatened that if the 2015 election was “rigged” the dog and baboon will “soak in blood”. During the general elections, Buhari’s al majiri mujahedin across the North were massed for an Fun of killings. They were only stopped because former President Goodluck Jonathan, the father of Nigeria’s modern democracy, conceded victory to Buhari.
Jonathan’s patriotic action was the culmination of a well-calculated agenda to upgrade our democracy and put it among the world’s best. It was under Jonathan that the PDP decided to hands off their tampering of the independence of the INEC. It started with the appointment of Prof. Attahiru Jega, a man widely acclaimed by Nigerians as an independent-minded activist. Jonathan never knew, let alone met Jega in person, yet he bowed to public opinion and appointed him. He could have given the job to a fellow Ijaw man or a crony from elsewhere.
In the end, the same Jega conducted an election that stopped Jonathan’s re-election. Today, GEJ has returned to Otuoke. Buhari is in power. Nigeria, rather than exploding in a paroxysm of genocides and national disintegrated as predicted by America, has moved forward to the applause of the entire world. That is the dividend of the independence of our INEC.
Is it not an infuriating irony that Buhari, the man who suffered under a compromised INEC, is now taking the electoral body back to the dark days of Obasanjo? This man has forgotten his serial defeats and profuse weeping. Or, maybe he wants to inflict the same pains on others?
How else would you describe the shoddy change of guards we witnessed at the INEC last week? On 30th June 2015, Jega’s tenure ended and he handed over the mantle to a National Commissioner, Ambassador Ahmed Wali to hold the forte until the president appointed a new Chairman. Eight hours later, Buhari meddled in the affairs of the Commission by reversing Jega and appointing Hajiya Amina Zakari as Acting Chairman.
This move smacks of a sinister political footwork.[/b]