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Culture › Re: Curfew Enforced As Late Alaafin Traditional Rites Commences Tonight by simpleseyi: 8:25am On Apr 24, 2022
NorthernersSuck:
Stupid Afonja people, Skull Miners Association of Nigeria (SMAN) the only tribe in the world who uses human to Bury lifeless human, Tufiakwa
Olori Pelebe, Oloriburuku Somebody. Go to Oyo and waka anyhow. You will lose your skull. You will be sacrificed to the gods. Go and see how Jesus will deny you because He already told you to give to Caesars what is Caesar's
Culture › Re: Curfew Enforced As Late Alaafin Traditional Rites Commences Tonight by simpleseyi: 8:23am On Apr 24, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
Human sacrifice loading

Very backward people
Forward Flattino, go there and be sacrificed to the gods. You go tell me why you cannot stay in your drugs infested region.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Became A Governor Without Godfather Or Major Party by simpleseyi: 11:17pm On Apr 23, 2022
EzegeNdiigbo:
Anambra no be Lagos
Yes, that's why Anambra indegenes are selling Gala and La Casera in Lagos holdups and sleeping under Lagos bridges. Or gave you seen any Lagos indegene sleeping under Onitsha bridges?
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Became A Governor Without Godfather Or Major Party by simpleseyi: 11:11pm On Apr 23, 2022
Siwel25:
This is sacrilege!
How will a sane person compare Tinubu's performance as Governor to Obi's?
Does Obi have verifiable legacies like BRT, LIRS, LAWMA, Lekki free trade zone, RRS? Enough of these insults cos of 'overhyping' a candidate.
Did Obi multiply IGR by over 1000 percent? How can he fix Nigeria's economy when he couldn't increase revenue in a business hub like Anambra? U all can only bamboozle the idiots and ignorant clowns from your region.
The difference is Clear!
If Peter Pandora Adaobi did wonderful in Anambra, how come all Anambra indegenes are selling Gala and La Casera in Lagos holdups?

Has anyone seen Lagos indegenes selling in Onitsha holdups?

Even when Tinubu boys Fashola and Aregbesola abducted several of you all over Lagos under bridges where you sleep and dumped you at Upper Iweka Bridge Head at 2AM, before 15 minutes, you have all jumped into the next available Mallam Audu trailer moving cows to Lagos. Why can't you stay in your region?
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Became A Governor Without Godfather Or Major Party by simpleseyi: 11:09pm On Apr 23, 2022
Ebubu:
So Ojukwu is not godfather? angry
I think Ojukwu was god uncle
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Became A Governor Without Godfather Or Major Party by simpleseyi: 11:01pm On Apr 23, 2022
Clowns.

Peter Pandora Adaobi became governor because Ngige fought Andy and Chris Uba his god brothers because the useless Uba brothers can never be called Ngige's godfathers. So Chris Uba went to the election tribunal to confess that he and his gang rigged the election for Ngige. That was how the Court declared Peter Adaobi as governor. If not for the sharing formula that caused disagreement between the Ubas and Ngige, Peter Adaobi can never be LG Chairman. So stop deceiving your fellow dummies.
Culture › Re: Curfew Enforced As Late Alaafin Traditional Rites Commences Tonight by simpleseyi: 10:31pm On Apr 23, 2022
VictorUSA:
Nigerians reasoning is like their brains are running backward.How can you impose a curfew because of funeral rites?
If na your papa born you, go there. You won't live to tell the story. IPOB miscreants that have been imposing curfew in Igbo land every Monday for years now, you did not go to beat them up.

Go and waka anyhow in Oyo nah. You will meet your ancestors in no time. Olori Pelebe
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is A Simp - Reno Omokri by simpleseyi: 10:25pm On Apr 23, 2022
Truthisunique2:
Woman wen dey come pay amaechi homage for his home na him tinubu leave alafin Yoruba monarch burial to go attend her dinner

Levels dey sha
So, when Tinubu heard that Alaafin is dead, he will just fly from Abuja to Oyo. Did they tell you that even all Alaafin's children flew in from the different parts if the world that they live?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is A Simp - Reno Omokri by simpleseyi: 10:22pm On Apr 23, 2022
Dapson73:
Do you make use of your brain occasionally ?
He doesn't have any
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is A Simp - Reno Omokri by simpleseyi: 10:20pm On Apr 23, 2022
Tell your father and your uncles who are not simps tocime out and contest against the Jagaban Borgu

imPatience Jonaddaft was calling meeting of Service Chiefs. That is, meeting of heads ief Army, Air Force, Navy and DSS
Culture › Re: Bees Attack Mourners At Alaafin Of Oyo's Palace by simpleseyi: 10:19pm On Apr 23, 2022
Adonis86:
Oracle killed him if it's in igbo culture... That's the meaning of the bees infestation in the palace.
And it took the Oracle 83 years to kill him. That's a lazy Oracle you know?
Culture › Re: Bees Attack Mourners At Alaafin Of Oyo's Palace by simpleseyi: 10:17pm On Apr 23, 2022
Eriokanmi:
Bad omen. Maybe they did ojoro when choosing him as king. I learnt there were years of legal tussle about the throne and some circumstances surrounding his crowning as king after the death of Oba Ladigbolu. If he was a right just king, rain would have dispersed them instead of bees.
And he ruled for a whole 52 years? Will you as a person even spend up to 52 years on earth?
Culture › Re: Bees Attack Mourners At Alaafin Of Oyo's Palace by simpleseyi: 10:15pm On Apr 23, 2022
Sterope:
Why the need to lie after people's death? Is it because his hand never touched your family?

He was a land grabber amongst many other vices.
He grabbed your family land or you are just drunk on local gin?
Culture › Re: Bees Attack Mourners At Alaafin Of Oyo's Palace by simpleseyi: 10:13pm On Apr 23, 2022
Aboguede:
This is the problem with yolubas

Yolubas can not be trusted not as a friend or wife ir husband !

In igbo, there is a saying thus...

Yoluba aburo anu enu ma fa aburo anu ani!
Who cares what Flattino think? Nobody, not even our dogs care. But note that if you or any of your sisters who are selling their bodies all over the world decide to walk anyhow, they will be used as sacrifice to the gods. A word is enough for idiots and nincompoops
Culture › Re: Bees Attack Mourners At Alaafin Of Oyo's Palace by simpleseyi: 10:12pm On Apr 23, 2022
OgunkeelAllMod:
Afonjas are mostly wicked and evil minded people.bewarned..stay away from them undecided..their so called omoluabi na scam , shine ya eyes!
Is this your curse generational and inherited?
Politics › Re: Jonathan Set To Declare For 2023 Presidency Under APC - Leadership by simpleseyi: 9:11pm On Apr 23, 2022
Truthisunique2:
make apc die if e wan die

This party tinubu coupled to take power from gej must cum to an end

Gej as president would be the perfect gift to repay yorubas for their sophistication on the south
Tinubu humiliated Goatluck Jonaddaft by proxy in 2015, now Tinubu will annihilate him completely. Since our return to democracy, Tinubu never lost as election. The 2011 election that Goatluck Jonaddaft won, it was because Tinubu worked for him. The 2015 and 2019 that Buhari won, it was because Tinubu worked for him. If the two people he worked for and helped in the past now gang up against him, Tinubu will not be surprised because he flourishes more in the midst of betrayers and traitors.
Travel › Re: What Is The Best Country In The World For Nigerians To Relocate To And Why? by simpleseyi: 7:51pm On Apr 23, 2022
dessz:
Wetin dis one dey talk?
He is drunk
Family › Re: The Chrisland Family by simpleseyi: 7:45pm On Apr 23, 2022
Capernum:
What do you expect from a LovePeddler mum? She is a disgrace not only to womanhood but motherhood.

The house is as dirty as their lives.
The runs girls of yesteryears are today's mothers. This is the best they can offer.
Agriculture › Re: My Mom's Pineapple Plantation And Harvest (Pictures) by simpleseyi: 7:42pm On Apr 23, 2022
BigRocky:
Lol thanks,my mom is very strict trust me.she attempted joining the Nigeria army twice grin.

They are petty thieves here also,but they do avoid my mom's plantation.

They know the consequences of such actions.
God bless our Margaret Thatcher
Agriculture › Re: My Mom's Pineapple Plantation And Harvest (Pictures) by simpleseyi: 7:31pm On Apr 23, 2022
Wonderful. Greater harvest next by God's Grace
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Magu Forwards Retirement Notice by simpleseyi: 7:30pm On Apr 23, 2022
oyejideogunjumo:
TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. 1. AS POLICE OFFICER 2. AS EFCC CHAIRMAN. HE WAS INDICTED AS EFCC CHAIRMAN SO HE HAS TO BE RECALLED BACK TO THE OFFICE AS A POLICEMAN. HIS INDICTEMENT WAS AS AN EFCC NOT AS POLICE.
Go over what you posted again, and do a self assessment of yourself. Don't you think you need mental evaluation by an experienced psychiatric doctor?
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Magu Forwards Retirement Notice by simpleseyi: 7:29pm On Apr 23, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
Align with Tinubu & rot away.

Osinbajo knows this that's why he is standing against the Drug Baron of Bourdillon. Only Nairaland zombies stand with failure.
Tinubu matter go kill you ooo, just as it killed those before you
Health › Re: Can I Still Grow Taller At 21? by simpleseyi: 7:27pm On Apr 23, 2022
PUSSYHOE:
If you tall and prick small Na wahala o
Comrade, off your mic.
Health › Re: Can I Still Grow Taller At 21? by simpleseyi: 7:25pm On Apr 23, 2022
YourWriter:
I'm currently 5 feet 10 inches tall. I'd like to reach my goal height of 6 feet 2 inches tall. Can I still grow taller at 21 or it's over for me? If you've once increased your height at 21 or you know someone who did, please share your experience here.
Go and get a job lazy youth
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Teddy A Celebrates His Wife, Bambam on Her 33rd Birthday (Photos) by simpleseyi: 7:25pm On Apr 23, 2022
Teddy is a pedophile. As big as he is, he is sleeping with such a dwarf. He must have been sleeping with small small children for long.
Family › Re: "How A Little Girl Almost Ruined My Life" by simpleseyi: 7:16pm On Apr 23, 2022
Too bad.

You should have dragged everybody to the shrine. When the little witch sees the gods, she will start peeing on her self. Maybe Fulani herdsmen have finally raped her to death as she wished several years back or she might have aborted a pregnancy for one of her Sugar daddies and end up in the grave.
Politics › Re: IPOB Vows To Protect Hausas Against Unknown Gunmen Attacking S/East Residents by simpleseyi: 7:11pm On Apr 23, 2022
This is the drunk faction in IPOB
Politics › Re: Benue Speaker Titus Uba Emerges Pdp Consensus Candidate by simpleseyi: 7:09pm On Apr 23, 2022
Titus UBA.

He will contest against Catfish GTB
Family › Re: How A Custom Officer Impregnated, Kidnapped And Eloped With Wife & Four Children by simpleseyi: 7:08pm On Apr 23, 2022
Angelfrost:
The lamentations of a weak man!

How can you even bring such a thing online?!! Come on! You don't have a family?!! She doesn't have a family?!! She can't be summoned?!?

The marriage can't be dissolved??! A marriage that has clearly expired long ago without this poster realizing it!

The likelihood of all or some of those kids not being yours is even higher than you might think!
All the kids are not his nah. That's why the promiscuous and adulterous woman took then to their real father.

I have never meet, or read about a weak Edo man. This is the first time that I am reading about one. I feel like crying for him, then help him consult the gods to resolve the matter once and for all.
Politics › Re: 2023: Corper Donates Allowance To Tinubu (Photo) by simpleseyi:
BafanaBafana:
Another format.
Tinubu is popular among politicians, especially his party members. He is good with politics. But when it comes to governance, I'm afraid he had no clue. His recent address to the youth was uninspiring. Listen to Osibanjo talk about governance, listen to Peter Obi, even Wike sounds more inspiring.
We are moving away from the politics of money sharing next year. We can not go back to the lamentations of the past
Compare Lagos state that he once governed directly which he has continue to govern indirectly to your state, and tell me why you ran from your state to Lagos.

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