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Family › Re: Relocation Sales...abule Egba by simpleseyi: 5:15pm On Apr 23, 2022
By God's Grace, I won't be the last person in Nigeria
Family › Re: How A Custom Officer Impregnated, Kidnapped And Eloped With Wife & Four Children by simpleseyi: 5:06pm On Apr 23, 2022
oseahumenb:
I need contact details of their disciplinary committee pls. I need my children
Get out of here. Mumu oshi. You want to claim children that do not have your blood. You too said it that the customs officer said he has known your wife before you meet her. Definitely they gave been sleeping together for years, and the children are his, not yours. If the children are biologically your blood, then she would not have gone with them. She knows the children are not yours.

Make I tell you the truth, take the matter to the shrine, only the gods can resolve this. Don't take the issue to Church oooo, Jesus will just forgive them and tell you sorry.

Take the matter to the shrine, then get popcorn and cold drink and see how the gods totally destroy the two adulterers.
Family › Re: How A Custom Officer Impregnated, Kidnapped And Eloped With Wife & Four Children by simpleseyi: 5:05pm On Apr 23, 2022
emmanuelbrown26:
Wife dun maga this one. Both d wife and d adeniyi magad u really good. U were too soft for d wife to maga u like that without any traces.
When u tell gees that women requires madness to be handled, una no go believe us. Your gentleness cost you your children and coupled with people from that tribe are too promiscuous, both man and woman.
Imagine d game they played u, just like that,
The people that are prostituting in Italy are from your tribe oooooo lazy youth
Family › Re: How A Custom Officer Impregnated, Kidnapped And Eloped With Wife & Four Children by simpleseyi: 5:03pm On Apr 23, 2022
Beremx:
Eleribu, so the custom officer is predictable?
You are showing advanced symptoms of psychiatric disorders and mental imbalance
Family › Re: How A Custom Officer Impregnated, Kidnapped And Eloped With Wife & Four Children by simpleseyi:
This man is an idiot.

A woman left your house with the bastard children that you have been raising, instead of you to throw a big Owambe, you are here complaining.

The only thing that the customs officer owes you is a refund of the money you spent in raising the customs officer's children which you are claiming are yours. You should be be grateful to God that the adulterous woman did not poison you before leaving with the biological father of her children
Family › Re: The Chrisland Family by simpleseyi: 4:51pm On Apr 23, 2022
I beg give me their address. Obviously it's a family of prostitutes. I patronize prostitutes a lot. Let me patronize these ones too. From the prostitute mother up to first and second daughters. I don't eat premature chickens, so I will leave the last one to continue raping her classmates and teachers
Family › Re: Can I Sue My Father For Selling Our Inheritance, His Properties Anyhow? by simpleseyi: 4:44pm On Apr 23, 2022
Can you all see that the story of the prodigal son in the Bible is not fiction? Here us another one in the year 2022.
Politics › Re: FG Reopens Idiroko, Three Other Land Borders by simpleseyi: 4:41pm On Apr 23, 2022
jazon:
N0nsense government.
Election is here. Why did you make life difficult for citizens in The first place?
The price of rice doubled because of this mumu shutting down of border, meanwhile local rice production never increased one bit. So we just suffered for nothing. Even while the border was shut, we still bought the smuggled rice at a higher price.
Subjecting millions of people to untold hardship. Nonsense!
The lifeless terrorist hiding inside the Rock will not end well. Even his generations yet unborn will suffer for his sins.
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency : Senator Anyim Spotted Eating With The Less Privileged by simpleseyi: 4:37pm On Apr 23, 2022
Please post pictures of when he ate with the less privileged last year and year before.
Family › Re: Lady Receives The Shock Of Her Life 3 Years After She Divorced Her Husband by simpleseyi:
I would have taken them to the shrine to take an Oath before the gods. This one is not Church or Mosque matter. You take the devil's children to go and take an Oath before their father in the shrine.
Family › Re: Lady Receives The Shock Of Her Life 3 Years After She Divorced Her Husband by simpleseyi:
slimjohn2k5:
I know a kid like this. Young and evil minded. I avoid him and his little sister because that boy can say you touch the sister breast or bum bum. He is 7 and the sister is 4
They are descendants of Judas and they will one say end up like Judas.
Family › Re: Lady Receives The Shock Of Her Life 3 Years After She Divorced Her Husband by simpleseyi: 4:04pm On Apr 23, 2022
Righteousness2:
Your Daughters are loaded with legions of Demons and marine spirit.
Such wicked accusations are not ordinary. They are satanic and Demonic accusations.

I say this over and over again, the Best gift you can give to your kids is to introduce them to JESUS Christ, load then with the ways and Commandments of GOD.
Tell them about Hell and Heaven and teach them what will take them there.

As for your Husband, contact him, apologize and plead with him. Pray to GOD and ask him to intervene before you call him.

There is nothing GOD cannot do!
Judas knew Jesus oooo. Yet he sold Jesus. Or did your own Bible tell you that Judas was a Muslim?

Your fellow fake Pastors that have been sleeping with anything in skirt also know Jesus oooo
Celebrities › Re: Okey Bakassi On His Matriculation Day (Throwback Photo) by simpleseyi:
The category of people that spoiled the country. You studied Agricultural Engineering, yet you refused to go to farm. Instead, you go from one Owambe to another, making people laugh. Now, ordinary Tomatoes, Nigeria imports it from Ghana, Cotonou, e.t.c.
Family › Re: Husband Leaves Wife For Their Maid After 10 Years Of Marriage by simpleseyi: 1:51pm On Apr 23, 2022
Islandlady:
shocked
Men are useless and ungrateful elements

No matter what you do for them their pig and flirtious nature must show huh
Yoruba Demons have taught this one a bitter lesson.
Family › Re: Husband Leaves Wife For Their Maid After 10 Years Of Marriage by simpleseyi: 1:47pm On Apr 23, 2022
Kooldame:
Walahi as for me My first child is 14 yrs old now by the grace of God my hubby never allowed anyone to stay with us right from d day I had my first child I thought he was mean then but now I believe in his ideology. What a perfect Idea
In my 11 years of marriage, we have had several teenage maids, several of my matured female in-laws have lived with us for years. I will never downgrade nor disgrace myself by doing disgraceful things.
Family › Re: Husband Leaves Wife For Their Maid After 10 Years Of Marriage by simpleseyi: 1:40pm On Apr 23, 2022
Kriss216:
When the maid always play the role of the wife, what do you expect?

A maid will cook for your husband
Sweep and clean the house
Wash his clothes
Dish his meals
Clean his toilet
Clean his shoes
Attend to his sexual needs in marvelous ways


While you sit and give orders like Minister of domestic affairs. undecided


Men are smart. We know where our heart belongs. No sane man will leave a caring hardworking loving good cook and sensible woman for a lazy spoilt brat of a wife!

Dear men, don't allow your wife stop you from finding the love of your life.
Fear God nah. My brethren, fear God.
Politics › Re: I Was Never A Party To Any Northern Consensus Arrangement - Atiku by simpleseyi: 1:28pm On Apr 23, 2022
Toluajas:
Who else noticed Atiku been quiet lately
He has seen someone that has looted more than he did and he knows he will outspend him. That person is Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

When Atikuchukwu Abubakar brought dollars in Ghana Must Go bags to Lagos in 2015 to buy APC ticket, Tinubu opened the vaults of all banks in Lagos and outspent Atiku Abubakar by buying the ticket for the useless Almajari currently hiding inside the Rock.

In 2019 when Atikuchukwu Abubakar opened all banks vault in the North and in South South for the general election, Tinubu brought in bullion vans and outspent Atiku Abubakar again.

Now, Tinubu is contesting, Atikuchukwu Abubakar knows that his looted money cannot do it because Tinubu definitely has more looted money than Atiku. So, the old bisexual from Cameroon is very careful about spending his looted money
Politics › Re: I Was Never A Party To Any Northern Consensus Arrangement - Atiku by simpleseyi: 1:27pm On Apr 23, 2022
Cajal:
As an Ndigbo
It's obi pandora
Ndigbo Christian or Ndigbo Jew or Ndigbo Traditionalist ?
Politics › Re: I Was Never A Party To Any Northern Consensus Arrangement - Atiku by simpleseyi: 1:26pm On Apr 23, 2022
Cameroonian bisexual and American fugitive
Romance › Re: Guys, How Will You React to this pics? by simpleseyi: 1:23pm On Apr 23, 2022
2saviourfriday9:
Wetin dey here i will just use my eye dey look at i won't tell u say u should arrange it or not one thing is that i will call her father or mother and show them what she did
Call her father for what nah.

Leave that to the Police. They will call her parents to bring money for properties destroyed and money to bail her. My properties are not for practicing madness.
Romance › Re: Guys, How Will You React to this pics? by simpleseyi: 1:20pm On Apr 23, 2022
wiseoneking:
Boasting about fighting and beating a woman? You need counseling on anger management and been a grown up as** ASAP
E be like say you wan collect.

I go give you Wotowoto now.
Romance › Re: Guys, How Will You React to this pics? by simpleseyi: 1:19pm On Apr 23, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

No violence
I repeat no violence

There is someone she respect and fear alot in her family...just go and report to the person

Start from there first...

This are material Things it can be replaced....so don't beat her
The materia things will be replaced by who?

She will be at the police cell until her family replace all she damaged. If she has mental disorders, make her family carry her go Psychiatric hospital. No be for my house she go dey practice madness
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Advises 2baba And Annie Idibia On Raising 13-yr-old Isabella by simpleseyi: 1:14pm On Apr 23, 2022
Image123:
Without the Holy Bible, humans are usually at a loss to the essential things to do with their lives.
So your grandparents that lived before Bible was brought to Nigeria by Slave merchants, didn't your grandparents do meaningful things in their lives?

Now, that we have the Bible, is the society better now than it was before the Bible was brought to Nigeria?
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Advises 2baba And Annie Idibia On Raising 13-yr-old Isabella by simpleseyi: 1:10pm On Apr 23, 2022
illicit:
Shut up

Did I UnCloth herhuh

U sef talk true what's d purpose of exposing a 13 year old breast and na breast wey still big shocked
The purpose is to advertise her to rich Sugar daddies. It's not today that parents start using their daughters for prostitution.

Many parents borrow money to send their daughters to Italy to prostitute. Ask Edo and Anambra residents
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Advises 2baba And Annie Idibia On Raising 13-yr-old Isabella by simpleseyi: 1:08pm On Apr 23, 2022
MARKone:
Why would 2face even allow his daughter go out like that?
Tuface is from Benue nah. And the wife is from South South. The two of them are from renowned Sex haven.
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Advises 2baba And Annie Idibia On Raising 13-yr-old Isabella by simpleseyi: 1:07pm On Apr 23, 2022
illicit:
No wait

U sef talk true?

Ur bobby reach like that huh wink shocked
No be everything person dey talk.

Even our Chrisland Cowgirl IndecentStar no get bobby reach this Tuface daughter.
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Advises 2baba And Annie Idibia On Raising 13-yr-old Isabella by simpleseyi: 1:05pm On Apr 23, 2022
themanderon:
Madness. Parents of this generation have failed and miserably if I may add. I find it most nauseating that this useless celebrities are the ones promoting this madness. The other day it was Omotola's daughter and now this. Maybe Angel Michael should start dusting that trumpet now before this web of madness consumes us all.
Runs girls of yesteryears have become parents today. So, what type of parenting do you expect?
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Advises 2baba And Annie Idibia On Raising 13-yr-old Isabella by simpleseyi: 12:55pm On Apr 23, 2022
Advice from a mentally unstable Aunty? God forbids
Nairaland General › Re: One Thing You Always Manage To Buy No Matter How Broke You Are? by simpleseyi: 12:52pm On Apr 23, 2022
WWW

Women Weed Wine

What is life without WWW ?
Romance › Re: He Doesn't Have A Job But Wants To Date. by simpleseyi: 12:49pm On Apr 23, 2022
Dear men,

It is good to have a business or a job before you start dating or talking about marriage. Because a man without an income is more likely to propose to a woman he doesn't love, and spend the rest of his life existing instead of living. Go into marriage, not bondage. Be productive and work. Stop waiting for a woman to bail you out of your poverty circle.
Whatever you are smoking, stop it before it stops you
Romance › Re: He Doesn't Have A Job But Wants To Date. by simpleseyi: 12:49pm On Apr 23, 2022
Joblessness is the last step before Stupidity

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