Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,152,973 members, 7,817,865 topics. Date: Saturday, 04 May 2024 at 09:35 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Simpleswazy's Profile / Simpleswazy's Posts
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (of 6 pages)
Nairaland / General / Re: Been An Mc Does It Make One A Low Life by simpleswazy(m): 9:55pm On Jan 27, 2018 |
leroi01:thanks so much dis is so encouraging ...i wanna give my life a meaning .. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Been An Mc Does It Make One A Low Life by simpleswazy(m): 8:38pm On Jan 27, 2018 |
i am a graduate, after school it took me months to even get a teaching job where i am working presently in a secondary school, the pay is not really going to sustain me nd i have a great plan leaving this country so i thought of adding my skill as an mc to make extra income i have been doing this for free and people never complain then ..so now i decided to go formal by branding i did my design nd i launch on facebook nd whatsapp ..i got my first show slated for march a programme for rccg area headquaters ..the problem now is some people are beginning to discourage me even my own girl since she saw my ad on facebook she been angry nd not speaking to me for days now..some of my friends already laughing at me that so i just discovered my talent after skul...is been an mc a bad job occupation pls ...enlighten me. swazy ....mc toh bad ... our services is better nd sweeter than naija jollof ...just imagine ... |
Romance / Re: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by simpleswazy(m): 4:29pm On Jan 10, 2018 |
SULTANALAUDDIN:he tried o my guy |
Romance / Re: Guys Wise Up by simpleswazy(m): 9:07pm On Jan 04, 2018 |
ayoncox:on point dey turn relationship to investment 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Second Interview Yet No Mention Of Salary by simpleswazy(m): 8:52pm On Jan 04, 2018 |
CasaFFa:thanks really appreciate I am meeting them tomorrow I will do just as u say.. God bless. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / CCTV Installation And Dstv Installation How Profitable by simpleswazy(m): 2:32pm On Jan 04, 2018 |
I wanna learn both how profitable is it my geeks. does it require so much to learn |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Screen Printers Here by simpleswazy(m): 2:26pm On Jan 04, 2018 |
EIGHT12VE:lagos egbeda |
Nairaland / General / Second Interview Yet No Mention Of Salary by simpleswazy(m): 2:17pm On Jan 04, 2018 |
I don't wanna be too forward it's the second time am meeting the management all disscusion has been what can I offer their Institute and what are my soft skills they want to know more about me forgetting I have my own decision to make too cos if the salary does not suit me no need to keep asking me further questions but they won't mention.. tomorrow is another day m going there if they won't talk about it would it be too fast for me to ask the question pls help. |
Nairaland / General / Report Price Hike by simpleswazy(m): 10:58am On Dec 24, 2017 |
Breaking Please report any fuel station hoarding or selling above N145 per litre to Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) on 08058298820. Please share with all your contacts. www.securitymonitorng.com |
Romance / Re: Check Out Dis Conversation. by simpleswazy(m): 9:56pm On Dec 23, 2017 |
lol na to feed ur people with rumor ni ND airfoce one shit lol |
Romance / Re: Check Out Dis Conversation. by simpleswazy(m): 9:51pm On Dec 23, 2017 |
if e no funny e mean say u get spiritual problem I no fit help u. |
Romance / Check Out Dis Conversation. by simpleswazy(m): 5:55pm On Dec 23, 2017 |
guy since u Don dey work for shoprite u never bring anything come house make we flex. guy replied... what do you mean ur brother that is working in Cementary how many times he don bring dead body come house or ur uncle working for airport why he no dey carry plane come house.. no provoke me o if to say u no b my friend i know Wetin I for do u... mc swazy 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by simpleswazy(m): 8:18am On Dec 19, 2017 |
gypsey:u re stupid.. |
Crime / Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by simpleswazy(m): 1:22am On Dec 16, 2017 |
gypsey:it's ur maker tht mde it possible for the medication to heal u... Mufu |
Crime / Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by simpleswazy(m): 1:20am On Dec 16, 2017 |
Martin0:lol |
Romance / Re: Disflowering A Virgin. My Experience today!!!! by simpleswazy(m): 1:19am On Dec 16, 2017 |
Enoma222:lol |
Romance / Re: What Makes Vagina Loose by simpleswazy(m): 8:12am On Dec 15, 2017 |
habsydiamond:lol |
Nairaland / General / U Learnt French ND Can Speak Properly In Nigeria by simpleswazy(m): 7:42am On Dec 15, 2017 |
je suis étudiante le étude français et économique... il y a beaucoup le problème étude la langue française... au Nigeria les différence les système éducatif au Nigeria et de la France au Nigeria étudiant ne pas prendre le cours français petite petit parle de langue... |
Romance / Re: C'est Ouvert À Quelle Heure À Quelle Heure ? by simpleswazy(m): 7:33am On Dec 15, 2017 |
Donc tu veux dire que tu es venu à nairaland juste pour nous demander des bordels, trouver le chemin de la section sexualité en particulier le "fil de la prostituée" et arrêter de perturber notre vie.[sub][/sub] serigolo |
Crime / Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by simpleswazy(m): 10:00pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
gypsey:who go die will die I know people who drink bottled water only they still die like chicken my guy it's only ur maker that can give u health and give more abundantly... |
Crime / Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by simpleswazy(m): 9:26pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
Keneking:iyana IRA its before agbara ode.and I know d police u talking bout the buztop is their joint to make money yeye people |
Crime / Endsars by simpleswazy(m): 6:21pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
my story ..I went for football try out at Ikeja HD my bagpack I was on Short and I had a lil tint in my hair. I discovered d bus trailing me then I knew dey re coming for me ..they blocked me ahead dey ask where u coming from I laughed dey were like u think we dey joke here I told dem m a football player dey didn't believe they collected my bag opened it and they saw my boot jersey and international passport, dey were like give us something I told them I no get kobo they just threw my bag on d floor and zoom off..yeye people.... |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Congratulates Cassper Nyovest As He Sold Out 68K Stadium Capacity (Photos by simpleswazy(m): 8:38pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
sold out in is own country mke he come naija come sold out u think if wizzy use redemption cmp e no go full tire yeye dey smell 1 Like |
Art, Graphics & Video / Screen Printers Here by simpleswazy(m): 6:53pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
I need people who knows screen printing I want to learn, |
Art, Graphics & Video / Help With Screen Printing by simpleswazy(m): 6:43pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
I want to learn screen printing pls ..m in lag. |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 3D Animation Training Course In Lagos by simpleswazy(m): 6:40pm On Dec 03, 2017 |
fee |
Romance / Re: What Makes Vagina Loose by simpleswazy(m): 9:49pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
tu est malade |
Romance / Re: Photo Of My Apartment Has Gone Viral - See Screenshot by simpleswazy(m): 9:37pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
I'z this one house lol u just fooling around 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What Makes Vagina Loose by simpleswazy(m): 6:14pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
Nedfed:ode did u even read 1 Like |
Romance / What Makes Vagina Loose by simpleswazy(m): 5:02pm On Dec 02, 2017 |
For women What Makes a Vagina Loose? Generally, the vagina becomes loose when the muscles become relaxed. A vagina is considered loose if the walls are not firm enough or the opening becomes stretch.. CHILDBIRTH During labor, the vaginal and cervical muscles of a woman enlarge and contract constantly. In addition, the baby’s arrival through the vaginal canal can leave you stretched. As a result, the vagina can lose its elasticity and strength and become loose. Many women are concerned that childbirth has left them stretched wider. Some think that they never “sprang back” to the women they were but medical science tell us this is not true. As long as there is a recovery period between children you will be fine. If you have children consistently in the short space of time then that can cause the vagina to loosen as there is not sufficient time for the vagina to contract back into normal.. VAGINAL LUBRICATION This can be confusing as lubrication is your body’s natural way to ready for intercourse. Wetness is not to be confused with tightness as it does not affect the walls of the vagina. Due to the intake of excessive drugs or medications by women, the vagina can become extremely wet and feel sloppy. The problem of excessive lubrication is often solved when the hormones become balanced. In addition, exercising regularly and eating a vegetable-rich diet will help thin down the vaginal fluid and helps solve the problem of a wet vagina. TOO MUCH SEX Another misconception is that an impressive sexual appetite is to blame for making your vagina too big and has caused a slackening. Again this is not true. Some women may be put off from sex as they worry that it may be making things work when in fact quite the opposite is true. A good orgasm or 2 never hurt anyone and the added bonus is that the orgasmic contractions are in effect exercises that strengthen the vagina. This helps create a firm, taut and narrow canal. So in short, sex is good exercise for vaginal tightening. |
Romance / Re: Disflowering A Virgin. My Experience today!!!! by simpleswazy(m): 3:07am On Dec 01, 2017 |
stupidity:u right been dtin my girl two yrs AND she's still a virgin if I try to she will cry ND my dick go down Cos she always cry ND I cnt tke it see her crying turns me off. I don'try to use finger since den still never break o.. |
Nairaland / General / Facebook Blocked My Account. by simpleswazy(m): 2:16pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
I received a call from a friend saying why did I block him on Facebook I was surprised I didn't block u.. I went on Facebook tried to login I couldn't kept saying Facebook temporarily blocked I followed the procedure to get my account back since then it has not been open.. Yesterday I tried to open a new Facebook I did d next minute I was log out again lol and behold Facebook account blocked again... Who else is experiencing dis I just tire and I get people to reach via Facebook.. |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (of 6 pages)
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 47 |