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Nairaland / General / Re: Been An Mc Does It Make One A Low Life by simpleswazy(m): 9:55pm On Jan 27, 2018
leroi01:
Are any of them putting money in your pocket? Which is better? The church that sees enough value in you to hire you, or the losers that are stuck in mediocrity that laugh at you?

Lastly , ask yourself? Do you want to stick to the status quo? Or get a life and make a name by doing something honorable?

Think. Its not illegal yet.
thanks so much dis is so encouraging ...i wanna give my life a meaning ..

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Nairaland / General / Been An Mc Does It Make One A Low Life by simpleswazy(m): 8:38pm On Jan 27, 2018
i am a graduate, after school it took me months to even get a teaching job where i am working presently in a secondary school, the pay is not really going to sustain me nd i have a great plan leaving this country so i thought of adding my skill as an mc to make extra income i have been doing this for free and people never complain then ..so now i decided to go formal by branding i did my design nd i launch on facebook nd whatsapp ..i got my first show slated for march a programme for rccg area headquaters ..the problem now is some people are beginning to discourage me even my own girl since she saw my ad on facebook she been angry nd not speaking to me for days now..some of my friends already laughing at me that so i just discovered my talent after skul...is been an mc a bad job occupation pls ...enlighten me.
swazy ....mc toh bad ...
our services is better nd sweeter than naija jollof ...just imagine ...
Romance / Re: Leaked Pics From The Nairaland Broke Party! Enter Here!!!!!!! by simpleswazy(m): 4:29pm On Jan 10, 2018
SULTANALAUDDIN:


Lmao hahaahhahaa you sure that's vodka? It could be ogogoro inside vodka bottle.

meanwhile, AIRFORCE1 brought his home disposable cups to bitch party, that's our nairaland big boy. lwkm hahaahhahaa

he tried o my guy
Romance / Re: Guys Wise Up by simpleswazy(m): 9:07pm On Jan 04, 2018
ayoncox:
By March I will be 29 and I have never been in any relationship not even one as a guy. I don't just know why I don't know how to play love, at times I feel it is because I am an altruistic I love being sincere in whatsoever I do, I do not believe in blind love. Recently I realized that materialism is a major factor influencing our relationships in Nigeria and I realize that many ladies I have come across always want to collect, they want you to pay their bills when you are not married to them. I am one of those who believe in dutch love, you pay your bills I pay mine, the unfortunate thing is that some foolish guys will spend the money they could have used to build house or grow a business on a lady who have option A B and C. Guys wise up stop wasting your money on all this slay queens, must it be guys that will spend money on ladies. Na who relationship epp, now everyone is blaming buhari for recession when many of them have used their hard earned income to buy shawarma instead of using it to build their future.

For those that will slam me I am not stingy, I give a lot to guys and ladies and love investment, what borders me is why will a guy who earn 30k as salary be buying 20 or 40 thousand Naira phone on a lady who is just using make up to cover up without something more to offer other than sx
on point dey turn relationship to investment

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Nairaland / General / Re: Second Interview Yet No Mention Of Salary by simpleswazy(m): 8:52pm On Jan 04, 2018
CasaFFa:
It won't be too fast OP.

Like you said, it is a two-way street. Both you and the company have decisions to make when it comes to recruitment.

Most people searching for a job go into an interview with an inferior mindset, when the reality is, you are on equal footing with the interviewer. If they didn't need your services, they wouldn't have called you for 2 interviews.

If, at the end of your 3rd meeting with them, they have not mentioned salary, you can simply ask 'When will we discuss compensation for the role?' or, 'Do you mind if I ask how much you've budgeted for the role?'
You might get some push back, since they have waited this long to mention salary, but you just need to be confident and calmly let them know that salary information is vital for you in making your decision to continue gunning for the role.

Obviously, the salary shouldn't be the only reason you accept a job offer, so I assume you have taken time at the end of your previous interviews to ask about the company's vision, mission, culture, values, etc., and how your role will support these. This way the interviewer will not think of your salary question as coming too fast.

All the best in your job search.
thanks really appreciate I am meeting them tomorrow I will do just as u say.. God bless.

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Nairaland / General / CCTV Installation And Dstv Installation How Profitable by simpleswazy(m): 2:32pm On Jan 04, 2018
I wanna learn both how profitable is it my geeks. does it require so much to learn
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Screen Printers Here by simpleswazy(m): 2:26pm On Jan 04, 2018
EIGHT12VE:
ur location?
lagos egbeda
Nairaland / General / Second Interview Yet No Mention Of Salary by simpleswazy(m): 2:17pm On Jan 04, 2018
I don't wanna be too forward it's the second time am meeting the management all disscusion has been what can I offer their Institute and what are my soft skills they want to know more about me forgetting I have my own decision to make too cos if the salary does not suit me no need to keep asking me further questions but they won't mention.. tomorrow is another day m going there if they won't talk about it would it be too fast for me to ask the question pls help.
Nairaland / General / Report Price Hike by simpleswazy(m): 10:58am On Dec 24, 2017
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Romance / Re: Check Out Dis Conversation. by simpleswazy(m): 9:56pm On Dec 23, 2017
lol na to feed ur people with rumor ni ND airfoce one shit lol
Romance / Re: Check Out Dis Conversation. by simpleswazy(m): 9:51pm On Dec 23, 2017
if e no funny e mean say u get spiritual problem I no fit help u.
Romance / Check Out Dis Conversation. by simpleswazy(m): 5:55pm On Dec 23, 2017
guy since u Don dey work for shoprite u never bring anything come house make we flex.
guy replied... what do you mean ur brother that is working in Cementary how many times he don bring dead body come house or ur uncle working for airport why he no dey carry plane come house.. no provoke me o if to say u no b my friend i know Wetin I for do u...
mc swazy

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Crime / Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by simpleswazy(m): 8:18am On Dec 19, 2017
gypsey:
my friend! you really are dumb! grin Go and get educated! read some Medical books and you will find that the medication works with the chemicals in your body,

why do you need a doctor to diagnose you or operate on you? you should have consulted your maker to do the operations, grin

why do surgeons bother performing a heart or kidney transplant? people should get their makers to do the transplants for them! you are really dumb! and uneducated grin i pity you!
u re stupid..
Crime / Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by simpleswazy(m): 1:22am On Dec 16, 2017
gypsey:
okay! why bother to going to the hospital or take medication, when you are sick? grin grin grin why not wait for your maker?
Look! my friend i don't know why you made your comment but i think you may have misunderstood my point, were did is mention that people are not going to die even if they drink bottle water? did i even mention bottle water? undecided
Anyway! Every body is entitled to an opinion even if it's a Rubbish! one, grin Good luck!
it's ur maker tht mde it possible for the medication to heal u... Mufu
Crime / Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by simpleswazy(m): 1:20am On Dec 16, 2017
Martin0:



O boy na wa for u ooogringrin

See nor dey decieve urself eegringrin
So God say make u nor go hospital and not take drugs abi
Na wa ooo crooked men don finish u oogringringrin

O boy abeg take stay healthy oo before u start calling on God,as dem take talk am,sha una say "heaven help those wey help the selves eh"? I wonder why u nor go help urself first ooo

Anyway u can be waitin for God,it your believ and I know it ur right to talk even if it Rubbishgringrin I wish you good luck and even long life as u wait for Godgringrin
lol undecided
Romance / Re: Disflowering A Virgin. My Experience today!!!! by simpleswazy(m): 1:19am On Dec 16, 2017
Enoma222:
_guy_somebody_else_go_soon_help_u_out_lol
lol
Romance / Re: What Makes Vagina Loose by simpleswazy(m): 8:12am On Dec 15, 2017
habsydiamond:
how e no go loose..imagine a girl stealing around 15 phone Nd keeping it inside her pussy.....some ladies pussy no only loose but Na soakaway ooo
lol
Nairaland / General / U Learnt French ND Can Speak Properly In Nigeria by simpleswazy(m): 7:42am On Dec 15, 2017
je suis étudiante le étude français et économique... il y a beaucoup le problème étude la langue française... au Nigeria les différence les système éducatif au Nigeria et de la France au Nigeria étudiant ne pas prendre le cours français petite petit parle de langue...
Romance / Re: C'est Ouvert À Quelle Heure À Quelle Heure ? by simpleswazy(m): 7:33am On Dec 15, 2017
Donc tu veux dire que tu es venu à nairaland juste pour nous demander des bordels, trouver le chemin de la section sexualité en particulier le "fil de la prostituée" et arrêter de perturber notre vie.
[sub][/sub] serigolo
Crime / Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by simpleswazy(m): 10:00pm On Dec 05, 2017
gypsey:
Don't worry it will not kill you grin grin grin
who go die will die I know people who drink bottled water only they still die like chicken my guy it's only ur maker that can give u health and give more abundantly...
Crime / Re: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Lagos Policeman Who Checks Phones At Iyana Ira by simpleswazy(m): 9:26pm On Dec 05, 2017
Keneking:
Iyana Ira abi Iyana Iba shocked shocked
iyana IRA its before agbara ode.and I know d police u talking bout the buztop is their joint to make money yeye people
Crime / Endsars by simpleswazy(m): 6:21pm On Dec 05, 2017
my story ..I went for football try out at Ikeja HD my bagpack I was on Short and I had a lil tint in my hair. I discovered d bus trailing me then I knew dey re coming for me ..they blocked me ahead dey ask where u coming from I laughed dey were like u think we dey joke here I told dem m a football player dey didn't believe they collected my bag opened it and they saw my boot jersey and international passport, dey were like give us something I told them I no get kobo they just threw my bag on d floor and zoom off..yeye people....
Celebrities / Re: Davido Congratulates Cassper Nyovest As He Sold Out 68K Stadium Capacity (Photos by simpleswazy(m): 8:38pm On Dec 03, 2017
sold out in is own country mke he come naija come sold out u think if wizzy use redemption cmp e no go full tire yeye dey smell

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Art, Graphics & Video / Screen Printers Here by simpleswazy(m): 6:53pm On Dec 03, 2017
I need people who knows screen printing I want to learn,
Art, Graphics & Video / Help With Screen Printing by simpleswazy(m): 6:43pm On Dec 03, 2017
I want to learn screen printing pls ..m in lag.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 3D Animation Training Course In Lagos by simpleswazy(m): 6:40pm On Dec 03, 2017
fee
Romance / Re: What Makes Vagina Loose by simpleswazy(m): 9:49pm On Dec 02, 2017
tu est malade
Romance / Re: Photo Of My Apartment Has Gone Viral - See Screenshot by simpleswazy(m): 9:37pm On Dec 02, 2017
I'z this one house lol u just fooling around

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Romance / Re: What Makes Vagina Loose by simpleswazy(m): 6:14pm On Dec 02, 2017
Nedfed:
Ask ur mum She can explain beta
ode did u even read

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Romance / What Makes Vagina Loose by simpleswazy(m): 5:02pm On Dec 02, 2017
For women
What Makes a Vagina Loose?
Generally, the vagina becomes loose when the muscles become relaxed. A vagina is considered loose if the walls are not firm enough or the opening becomes stretch..
CHILDBIRTH
During labor, the vaginal and cervical muscles of a woman enlarge and contract constantly. In addition, the baby’s arrival through the vaginal canal can leave you stretched.
As a result, the vagina can lose its elasticity and strength and become loose.
Many women are concerned that childbirth has left them stretched wider. Some think that they never “sprang back” to the women they were but medical science tell us this is not true.
As long as there is a recovery period between children you will be fine.
If you have children consistently in the short space of time then that can cause the vagina to loosen as there is not sufficient time for the vagina to contract back into normal..
VAGINAL LUBRICATION
This can be confusing as lubrication is your body’s natural way to ready for intercourse.
Wetness is not to be confused with tightness as it does not affect the walls of the vagina. Due to the intake of excessive drugs or medications by women, the vagina can become extremely wet and feel sloppy.
The problem of excessive lubrication is often solved when the hormones become balanced. In addition, exercising regularly and eating a vegetable-rich diet will help thin down the vaginal fluid and helps solve the problem of a wet vagina.
TOO MUCH SEX
Another misconception is that an impressive sexual appetite is to blame for making your vagina too big and has caused a slackening.
Again this is not true.
Some women may be put off from sex as they worry that it may be making things work when in fact quite the opposite is true.
A good orgasm or 2 never hurt anyone and the added bonus is that the orgasmic contractions are in effect exercises that strengthen the vagina. This helps create a firm, taut and narrow canal.
So in short, sex is good exercise for vaginal tightening.
Romance / Re: Disflowering A Virgin. My Experience today!!!! by simpleswazy(m): 3:07am On Dec 01, 2017
stupidity:
Kudos to guys that goes through the stress of disvirgining a girl. Tried that shitt today and never gonna do it again.

Apart from the pain wey my penls go through during the job, she still Dey cry on top, then the blood nearly make me vomitt.

For me, as soon as we get naqed, I wanna slide in with ease, express way, smooth like butter.

If I jam you and confirm say you be virgin, better package yourself wait your husband or another guy wey go fit do the job. I don’t mind telling you to go out and get another nigga do the job, when it becomes an express, bring the pvssy home to me for continuous devaluation.




u right been dtin my girl two yrs AND she's still a virgin if I try to she will cry ND my dick go down Cos she always cry ND I cnt tke it see her crying turns me off. I don'try to use finger since den still never break o..
Nairaland / General / Facebook Blocked My Account. by simpleswazy(m): 2:16pm On Nov 22, 2017
I received a call from a friend saying why did I block him on Facebook I was surprised I didn't block u.. I went on Facebook tried to login I couldn't kept saying Facebook temporarily blocked I followed the procedure to get my account back since then it has not been open.. Yesterday I tried to open a new Facebook I did d next minute I was log out again lol and behold Facebook account blocked again... Who else is experiencing dis I just tire and I get people to reach via Facebook..

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