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Romance / Re: Why Do People Think Tramadol Enhance Sex.. by simpleswazy(m): 10:04pm On Aug 20, 2018
Wilfredpat22:


I washed my curtains, cleaned the fan, mopped my apartment twice, and was still looking around for more and more work to do

I was Super agile. Maybe if a man mounted me I would have sucked and bannged him till he died lol
funny u don't take it again o

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Romance / Re: Why Do People Think Tramadol Enhance Sex.. by simpleswazy(m): 7:27am On Aug 20, 2018
Wilfredpat22:


I washed my curtains, cleaned the fan, mopped my apartment twice, and was still looking around for more and more work to do

I was Super agile. Maybe if a man mounted me I would have sucked and bannged him till he died lol
hahaha you are very funny I swear... don't take it again mind u.
Romance / Re: Why Do People Think Tramadol Enhance Sex.. by simpleswazy(m): 9:05pm On Aug 19, 2018
Otatom:
It does work but it reacts differently according to your body system. Some use it and sleep all day while some are energetic, it can also reacts differently eachtime you use it so dont expect the same result.
I think that is true... one of my colleague use it to be energetic at work..
Romance / Re: Why Do People Think Tramadol Enhance Sex.. by simpleswazy(m): 9:04pm On Aug 19, 2018
Wilfredpat22:
The day I took it 300 milligram I felt like a super woman. But I wasn’t Hot tho
lol u can't b Hot... what was d feeling like that made u feel like a super woman mind sharing?
Romance / Re: Why Do People Think Tramadol Enhance Sex.. by simpleswazy(m): 9:03pm On Aug 19, 2018
Uglymugg:


My brain almost knock while reading your comment.
typo error Mr lecturer...

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Romance / Re: Why Do People Think Tramadol Enhance Sex.. by simpleswazy(m): 8:39pm On Aug 19, 2018
Shugavee:
Cause it does,,, but it doesn’t work for everyone
how do you know it works.. let me tell it works when u use it and after 15 mins u had sex if u done wit d first round u release or not ur sick won't erect again.. noting like been natural.. and beside u a lady does ur guy use it
Romance / Why Do People Think Tramadol Enhance Sex.. by simpleswazy(m): 8:33pm On Aug 19, 2018
my story I was at work and my boss ask me to give the security guard cash to get tm for him.. he was expecting a lady said he wanna teach her a lesson... I tried telling him d only time I use tramadol is when it's been prescribed for me cos I played football when was still very young it works very fast for healing bones rupture and so on... so if i use it I notice my dick paralyse how do I know this a faithful day I was supposed to nak apako and the girl did everything thing my pekus will erect for some sec if I wanted fix it in d oven it will just go down... Omo even d girl told me to go and check myself I know nothing was wrong wit me it was d drug.... so guys abstain from this tin called to it kills u... a word is enough for d wise

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Romance / I Got Ladies Fiesta Condom. by simpleswazy(m): 8:22pm On Aug 19, 2018
today after church I just took a walk to my work place Lo and behold meet my boss and he told me fiesta company came to advertise their lady condom and they drop free sample I collected 3 ..the tin is to insert it na war o and I don't even know how to tell my gf to try it.... lol...
Romance / Re: This Money For My Baby Mama Upkeep - Photos by simpleswazy(m): 11:00pm On Jul 27, 2018
IamAirforce1:
I LOVE my girlfriend .. her upkeep and that of my baby she's carrying, my responsibility.
I will keep on assisting her the best possible way I can till she puts to bed.
#AwaitingDaddy #YoungDaddy #2018Goals #PapaJayden
you daft o
Sports / Re: Meet Marcus, The Pig That Predicted Nigeria Will Get To The Semi-Final by simpleswazy(m): 6:28am On Jun 19, 2018
Toks2008:


Bonne après-midi
bon apres midi is not French.... it's either bonjour or bonsoir or bonnuit. Merci
Career / Re: "Only Nigerian Bosses Make It Seem Okay For You To Work On Weekends" - Man by simpleswazy(m): 10:19am On May 16, 2018
CastedAyo:
A Nigerian man on Twitter identified as Wole Odeyele is of the opinion that foreign bosses treat their employees better than Nigerian bosses.

Read his reasons;
"In my entire career, All foreign bosses respect weekends and after work hours.

In my experience, its only Nigerian bosses and HR that would try to price your wages down like slave drivers.

Foreign HR and Bosses are more concerned with paying you a fair wage to ensure you are well motivated

In my experience, foreign employers are less concerned with the appearance of work and more concerned with the content of work, so they allow flexibility in work hours and locations.

Nigerian employers stick with the traditional 8-5, and demand physical presence.

In my experience, foreign bosses aren't concerned about titles and ranks and try to create structures that are flat where everyone can collaborate with anyone.

Nigerian bosses are very hierarchical and you're most talk to your boss, who talks to his boss and he to his boss.

In my experience, foreign employers encourage open dialogs. Every decision can be questioned, challenged and reevaluated.

Nigerian employers are military styled. Questioning an instruction is considered insubordination and queries are issued like meal tickets

In my experience, foreign employers try to ensure profit sharing affects all employees. Everyone rises together or falls together.

Nigerian employers like to keep the juice at the very top and it won't trickle down. Even your annual bonus is questionable.

I promised myself never to work with non-multinationals again. We are incredibly close minded and shallow in our work styles.

I sometimes think our fellow country men are our own worst enemy in the workplace."


Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/only-nigerian-bosses-make-it-seem-okay-for-you-to-work-on-weekends-man-see-why.html

come and see memo flying around for work if u question ur boss... even for meeting I don't talk again cos one day d boss will use ur word against u.. Naija style tire me
Nairaland / General / New Act Wrote Assurance Song For Davido And Baba No Even Hail D Guy by simpleswazy(m): 10:21pm On May 10, 2018
have got d pictures of their chat too na WA o so baba no fit compose
Music/Radio / Download Hot Jam by simpleswazy(m): 3:56am On Mar 14, 2018
Music/Radio / Re: Shoilizly New Party Track by simpleswazy(m): 3:21am On Mar 10, 2018
simpleswazy:
As it is said so it has been proven... Sholiezly has proven to us that he can do better than those that were there before, so he's giving us his own danceable song, which he titled ROBO..
You just won't wanna resist the Vibe, Charisma and enhancing dancing spirit in this Jam...
ROBO is produced, mixed and mastered by an ACE producer VICE BEATZ, (The man behind Lace ft. Olamide_Gbabe and Dj Kamol_ Ibadi).. So imagine how ROBO is gonna be...
Download ROBO by Sholiezly...
Listen, Comment, Rebroadcast and share.. Jah bless! link download.. http://www.naijapals.com/music/Robo__Prod__By_Vice_Beatz__Sholiezly-74341
https://naijastreet.com.ng/2018/03/06/music-robo-sholiezly/

Music/Radio / Shoilizly New Party Track by simpleswazy(m): 3:20am On Mar 10, 2018
As it is said so it has been proven... Sholiezly has proven to us that he can do better than those that were there before, so he's giving us his own danceable song, which he titled ROBO..
You just won't wanna resist the Vibe, Charisma and enhancing dancing spirit in this Jam...
ROBO is produced, mixed and mastered by an ACE producer VICE BEATZ, (The man behind Lace ft. Olamide_Gbabe and Dj Kamol_ Ibadi).. So imagine how ROBO is gonna be...
Download ROBO by Sholiezly...
Listen, Comment, Rebroadcast and share.. Jah bless! link download.. http://www.naijapals.com/music/Robo__Prod__By_Vice_Beatz__Sholiezly-74341
https://naijastreet.com.ng/2018/03/06/music-robo-sholiezly/
Nairaland / General / Re: Got A New Job by simpleswazy(m): 10:18am On Feb 20, 2018
Patented:
try and find out the full working conditions for the new job. information is power.
thats exactly what been trying to do
Nairaland / General / My Dog Need To Start Swallowing Money O by simpleswazy(m): 10:15am On Feb 20, 2018
My dog be barking like an idiot disturbing my sleep. Your mate's are swallowing 35million, you are here barking for rat. pet that can not not swallow 35million is that one a pet??
Nairaland / General / Got A New Job by simpleswazy(m): 10:03am On Feb 20, 2018
i am a fresh graduate working as a teacher where i earn a stipend now i got a job with grocery bazar nd i dont know if i should quit my teaching job for it...am at a cross road does supermarket work pays ..wil i have time for myself ..teaching is strenous when u working where u have to merge like 3 subject for just one teacher thats my case...apart from that i enjoy it nd have the weekend to myself...this gb now dont know what their shift is like...anyone with experience should advice me nd give me info bout their working hours
Travel / How Do I Renew Visa In Ukraine After D 3 Month Expire by simpleswazy(m): 10:36am On Feb 13, 2018
pls anybody has an idea if its possible to renew visa before the expiration of 3 month issue while travelling over there to kiev...pls help a brother
Romance / Re: Why Is Airforce1 So Famous? by simpleswazy(m): 9:15pm On Feb 06, 2018
Nygma:
Ok Elder
how much he give u? air force ko mumu force ni
Romance / Re: BBN Is For Jobless People by simpleswazy(m): 4:55pm On Feb 05, 2018
sonofspada:


But this year's price is over 95% higher than the last.


It's entertaining if u remove hate and hate from your mind.

I used to be like u until a relative of mine entered the house last year.
its not about hate i watch d last edition wen i was stil student now i got a job nd many things to fix up cant sit down nd watch people living deir lives doing poo ....so its not about hate d show adds notin to the viewers ..
Romance / Re: BBN Is For Jobless People by simpleswazy(m): 4:53pm On Feb 05, 2018
Jamariwolff:
No one cares, If u don't want to watch it, leave it for us who like it.
kontinu
Romance / Re: Nairaland Mods Are Creating Usernames To Comment On Their #BBN Threads by simpleswazy(m): 12:29am On Feb 05, 2018
themayor4542:
No matter how many of such threads they push to the front page I'm not gonna open it.
By the way, I wonder who are those that are following the useless show that's got nothing positively to impact on people.
i tire o brother.. set of people in a house doing shit nd people will start talking about deir immorality
Romance / Re: BBN Is For Jobless People by simpleswazy(m): 8:37pm On Feb 04, 2018
sonofspada:
U just dey cap

U no dey talk of the 45meter grand price?

Abi u didn't know that too?
even with the grand prize the last winner has been irrelevant... show tht does not add value so what is it about
Romance / BBN Is For Jobless People by simpleswazy(m): 8:26pm On Feb 04, 2018
how can i watch the irrelevant show when i only have the weekend to relax and study ahead for the new week...have got a job that is tasking nd bbn cant add any knowledge to me i keep wondering why the youth of now celebrate immorality...since dis show started i no dey rest again even on nairaland front page always about bb naija what is it gan..there are many issues that require great attention than dis bbn of a tin...who bbn wan help watching....thats my own take...
TV/Movies / Re: #BBNaija: Tobi Becomes The First Head Of House by simpleswazy(m): 1:42pm On Jan 29, 2018
stano2:
Chai another month of BBN topics on Nairaland.
Can't believe I've been watching this show for the past 2hours!! Still don't get what's all about.
Well sha wetin man go do. Le me continue watching.
jobless
Crime / Re: A Student Killed In Adeniran College Of Education Cult Battle (Graphic Photo) by simpleswazy(m): 11:37am On Jan 29, 2018
Newshelm:
News reaching our news desk has it that few minutes of anarchy ensued at Adeniran college of education otto, Ijanikin, Lagos State.

www.newshelmng.com found out that one has been shot dead and other students have taken to their heels....

The body of a student, identified as Saka, is seen after lots of shots were heard.

He was reported to be a member of a cult and after the completion of his degree programme at the institution's affiliated University, Ekiti State University, he was killed by a rival cult just before he leaves for his NYSC.

More details to follow soon.


http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/01/photo-one-dead-as-cult-battle-claim.html

wrong info he didn't do degree he graduated two years ago and studied primary education..nce holder ...he is well known as biggy
Jokes Etc / Re: What Are You Known On Nairaland For? Hilarious username Arributes here. by simpleswazy(m): 8:22am On Jan 28, 2018
Ayodejioak:
To all registered nairaland users, i'm sure we have all come across many usernames even to a point where we are able to match individual attributes and personality to a username, usually based on their comment history or how they address issues.

As a Nairaland user, obvious Administrators and moderators like seun (Creator of nairaland), lalasticlala, mynd44, tosyn2much, ben13 and the likes would definitely ring a bell based on their level of meaningful contributions and pushing posts worthwhile to front page.

However, Its not surprising to realise some usernames have been attributed to being hilarious, foolishness, spirituality, sex-dolls, snakes, meme enforcers, Romance stories, politics, to mention a few.
My friends and I came up with these lists. Oya check, laugh and add yours.

Seun - concise and comprehensive spiritual explanations smiley
lalasticlala - snake-related story expert grin
Nwaamaikpe, Drinklimca - hasty irrelevant conclusions angry
Doctorkush - Romantic story lies wink
Tosyne2much - Masters in "10 reasons why" something something cheesy
Nobody - Noob saibot of Nairaland cool
Naijasinglegirl - Quality romance posts tongue
NCANtaskforce - Name checkers as usual
LADYF and Co. - FTC Land grabbers. We are one all of them... grin

Feel free to add yours.
Let the list keep rolling

grin grin grin

CC. mods seun lalasticlala
FP material here!
yeye dey smell
Nairaland / General / Re: Been An Mc Does It Make One A Low Life by simpleswazy(m): 9:57pm On Jan 27, 2018
Shygirl1989:
Don't let anyone make you feel less worthy of yourself for using your God given talent to make people happy and earn a living,an honest one at that.
Being an MC is an honorable job,and if you speak well and are entertaning,you'll go far with great opportunities.
IK osakoiduwa,Ebuka uchendu,toolz and a host of good MCs we have in Nigeria are making money and fame from their trade.work on yourself and let GOD GUIDE YOU.


P.S. should you be with a girl who doesnt support your dreams......think carefully about it and pray to God for guidance.
thats the part i dont understand why shes angry...maybe cos i didnt tell her about it or shes not in support.. i careless thou. this my life my decision ..

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