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Celebrities / Re: Tolani Baj Shows Cleavage In New Pictures by simpleswazy(m): 10:13am On Jul 14, 2021
Happened:
Checkout the new lovely pictures of Ex BBNaija Housemate .. Tolani Baj.

Shared on IG , looking sweet and lovely.

Source. https://www.instagram.com/p/CMXw7dtnMTa/?utm_medium=copy_link
old pictures
Investment / Re: Have You Ever Been In Debt, How Much And How Were You Able To Overcome It ? by simpleswazy(m): 12:44pm On Jun 21, 2021
Did you pay up yet
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 15k Salary Job....life After Graduation Is Hell by simpleswazy(m): 11:08pm On Apr 20, 2021
I taught after graduating too but was paid 20k on the job I still took risk of submitting my cv around opportunity came and I had to quit my teaching job the owner didn’t even pay me that month salary till date .. I got another job and better pay than teaching and am still learning and growing on the job. Naija no easy after graduating you have to man up
Business / Re: Someone Used My Number On A Loan App by simpleswazy(m): 7:24pm On Mar 26, 2021
Nawa o naija is hard person take loan can’t pay ���
Nbotee:
They didn't use ur number.. U jus happen to b on the contact list of someone who took a loan. The person has defaulted in paying back the loan and d loan app would send messages to all those on the contact list of the debtor
Business / Someone Used My Number On A Loan App by simpleswazy(m): 12:11pm On Mar 26, 2021
What is this that someone would take loan and use someone else number and they have been messaging me about it I don’t even know this person .what can I do ? It’s the third time they messaging me and I tried the person number provided on the message it’s switched off
Romance / Re: My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 8:28pm On Mar 21, 2021
Past ke lol u wicked o
KingDash:
that was in the past, just lock up.
Romance / Re: My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 6:34pm On Mar 21, 2021
You hardly contribute on CFC worldwide
shawnfamous:
shawnfamous

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Romance / Re: My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 6:33pm On Mar 21, 2021
My thought also .thanks
drmikeadams:


REturn d favor,na just 2 weeks
Romance / Re: My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 6:32pm On Mar 21, 2021
Alright thanks
sorepco:
Accommodate them if he is a friend and not a mere acquaintance....

Romance / Re: My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 6:31pm On Mar 21, 2021
She has the money tho but my friend think it won’t be ideal to take money from her to rent the apartment
OnlyDeCapPlease:


What sort of question is this? The lady should rent an apartment for the duration to show commitment to the relationship. Or is your friend one of those weak simps who is claiming to be what he isn't?
Romance / Re: My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 6:30pm On Mar 21, 2021
Well said
Kobicove:


Bad idea!

So if he gets the girl pregnant committee of friends would also get together and contribute hospital bills?

Everyone has his own problems...if you cannot maintain a lady then you have no business dating her in the first instance!
Romance / Re: My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 7:15am On Mar 21, 2021
What’s your name on CFC worldwide ?
shawnfamous:
grin grin
Romance / Re: My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 7:14am On Mar 21, 2021
Thanks hmmm this is it ... alright
Digitallen:
Please only help out if you are sure of coping with them and also have what it takes to host, otherwise, allow them to plan their things.
Romance / Re: My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 7:12am On Mar 21, 2021
She’s Nigerian but she can’t go and stay at her parent place once she’s back it’s complicated.he will get apartment he is planning towards it just at the moment it’s not working ..he doesn’t want to take a room self, hope you understand
Khd95:
Was your friend living fake life, deceiving the babe with pictures

Cos if he wasnt, the girl would have known that his Bobo lives with his uncle, and they would have discussed that, accomodations for her, and this wouldn't have been ur problem or headache

Wait, the girl no get family for naija, cos u didn't tell us if she is naija babe, or Foreigner



Romance / Re: My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 7:56pm On Mar 20, 2021
Yes na me o who come know me from CFC worldwide reach here omo na small world o
shawnfamous:
shey na the same swazysimple for CFC worldwide be this?
Romance / Re: My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 7:55pm On Mar 20, 2021
Can’t do that he once accommodated me in is parent house wen I was planning to japa from naija through football
KingDash:
this your friend useless oh... kukuma keep the babe for yourself, pursue that you homeless friend.. three's a crowd.

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Romance / Re: My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 7:54pm On Mar 20, 2021
Boundaries like ?
Michelle55:
If you can accommodate them please do but set boundaries..
Romance / Re: My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 7:53pm On Mar 20, 2021
Funny �
Freestainworld:
Bring her to my apartment, it is very cozy for abroad returnees.
Romance / Re: My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 7:53pm On Mar 20, 2021
To get him an apartment?
donbachi:
Committee of friends should put heads togother..no be only for wedding dem dey need una financial contributions.
Romance / My Friend Girlfriend Coming From Abroad And My Friend Doesn’t Have An Apartment by simpleswazy(m): 4:27pm On Mar 20, 2021
Can I accommodate them both ? Have been thinking about it ? I go to work and come back late at night. My friend been worried about keeping her at her uncle place and hotel he can’t afford paying for weeks . What can I do
Romance / Re: As A Guy Is It Wrong To Have A Female Roomate by simpleswazy(m): 4:24pm On Mar 20, 2021
You won’t like it o if u mistakenly Bleep her omo u re done o cos it’s not like you will love her it will just happen den ur chances of getting other girls becomes limited she go Dey stalk u self and wen it graduate to hate just be prepared to leave the room for her

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Nairaland / General / Sea Dogs Is A Cult Group So What’s This News by simpleswazy(m): 6:49pm On Feb 02, 2021
The National Association of Seadogs (NAS) has called for the emergence of new breed of nation builders to enhance the country’s unity, growth and development.

Several discussants at the Town Hall Meeting of the association, also known as Pyrates Confraternity, made the call on Saturday in Abuja.

Mr Dike Chukwumerije said that Nigeria was not excelling as a result of lack of committed leaders who had the country at heart and willing to do the right thing.

“We are pushing for the emergence of nation builders; this is one of the major problems facing this nation, which we need to overcome if we must move forward.

“We have the opportunity to show the world that we can build this nation; our advancement in getting along is one of the basic solutions, we have passed the age of petition and diplomacy.

“This is the age of action with the right people if we must move forward,’’ he said.

Chukwumerije, however, identified the qualities of a nation builder as a citizen who must see him or herself as Nigerian, one who must possess special kind of patriotism, in respect of the country’s values and ideals.

Similarly, Mr Chiemeka Ozumba, NAS First Mate, called on Nigerians to have a change of attitude to things that bring down the name of the country and think of progress.

Ozumba called on Nigerians to hold their political leaders accountable for whatever they had promised before the elections, adding that it was the only way the country could develop.

He also called on individuals to always contribute their quota toward meaningful development in the areas they find themselves.

Mr Stanley Nwobodo, President, Abuja Branch of NAS, there is an urgent need to call on the youths not to lose hope in the country, but find a way to contribute their quota.

“We, as the youths, must have the power of positive thinking if we are to build this nation, we must act positively in whatever we are doing or what we have undertaken to do.

Also, Mr Frank Okafor, Area 8 mate and Chairman of Northern Region of the association, pointed out that the country was better when the people did things together; as against when people began to become self-centered and parochial.

Okafor said that NAS had always stood against tribalism or ethnicity, adding that countries that promoted such divisions would not make progress.

“We submitted a bill for national integration to the then constitutional review conference, our members in the incoming National Assembly will bring up the bill again to be pass into law,’’ he stressed.

On his part, Mr John Oke, the National Publicity Secretary of NAS, called for unity among Nigerians, adding that NAS town hall meeting was to strategise on how the country would remain together and strong.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the town hall meeting had in attendance various resource persons as discussants, including Ms Moji Makanjuola, a former News Editor with the Nigeria Television Authority (NTA).


https://www.independent.ng/pyrates-
Health / Re: I Fall Sick Whenever My Hair Grows, What Could Be The Cause? by simpleswazy(m): 3:10am On Apr 16, 2020
TalkTalkTwins:
Hello guys,

Good day everyone!

I just have a little problem, though it is not a problem except that I like my hair grown... haha!
Okay, whenever I let my hair grow to a particular stage, I fall sick. I mean, seriously sick that I can't stand up or walk.

I noticed it first in my 100L in school, since that was the first time I was opportune to let my hair grow so well. The sickness came midnight, and in the morning I rushed to get a cut and got fine without any medication.

The second time, I was in 200L. I got sick and called my mum to tell her I was going to return home for treatment, my hair was grown and I knew she'd complain about it and visited the barber first.

When I reached home same day, no medications, no treatments at all, I became very fine.

In my third year again, I let my hair grow. It was giving me signs that I'd soon get sick, and I ignored it. It came again midnight, and I couldn't sleep. Fever, headaches, stomach pains, legs were aching and I could barely see.

In the morning I rushed to the barber's shop, as early as 6 o'clock. I didn't even let him carve my hair... haha!

He just barbed me, I rushed home and fell on my bed. I didn't lock the doors, no bathing, nothing.
When I woke up, the sickness was mysteriously gone.

Now I'm confused because this is so abnormal.
I have only heard of people who had dreadlocks, and would get sick whenever they barb them. Why is my own so different? Worst surprise, I'm an identical twin but it doesn't happen to my brother.

Has anyone else had or heard of a similar case? What could be the solution? I have made tons of Google searches and yet no reasonable help at all.

I asked some people and they were telling me to ask my parents. my biological parents are no more around and I don't even know who else to ask...Lol
mine is just headache wen my hair is full. Before I went to school my mum told me to always barb when the hair is full cos it makes me sick. My hair get lock easily so when my hair is full and am having headache first thing I think of is barbing if I barb and the headache doesn’t stop means am sick .but most time if I barb the headache wil stop means it’s just my hair.. it’s complicated

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Nairaland / General / Writing Books On Amazon ? Any Idea by simpleswazy(m): 7:32pm On Jan 09, 2020
i heard i can write a book on amazon and get paid , not really about the money but i have a story to share .
Does anyone have any idea how to go about it,please i need guidance on how to go about it.
Nairaland / General / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search To Return Back On Screen. by simpleswazy(m): 7:29pm On Jan 09, 2020
lol
kestolove95:
I can only remember hector...but its a very useless program it can't work..go bush make herdsmen catch u
Properties / Re: Fees To Take Note Of When Renting An Apartment In Lagos by simpleswazy(m): 7:43pm On Nov 06, 2019
bob55dave:
Nice one
Am planning on renting a place in lagos by january. I want to relocate
Budget is about 100k. What can i get with this amount
100k won't even get u a decent single room apartment in Lagos.. depend on the area you looking at too.. you have to put that into consideration

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Nairaland / General / Gulder Ultimate Search To Return Back On Screen. by simpleswazy(m): 10:35am On Oct 27, 2019
wouldn't you take gulder ultimate search over bbnaija any day any time. people have long been clamouring for a return of the reality TV adventure programme and I think this is the right way to go.. you guys ain't ready for this...
let's name the past winners we could remember,
Ezugo.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Signs Lil Frosh To DMW, AMW Record Label by simpleswazy(m): 3:30pm On Oct 26, 2019
happybee:
Congrats to him.
What bout 'zinoleesky' the boy dey sing pass..
Well, what do I know?.
lil frosh gave zino platform na so them b friends he is not better than Lil frosh
Food / Re: Which Nigerian Local Rice Brand Is The Best ? by simpleswazy(m): 8:30pm On Oct 16, 2019
Dsourcee:
Bull
bull is very good no stone whatsoever it's also in malls around Lagos

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Music/Radio / Re: Vector Disses M.I With "Judas The Rat" (Listen) by simpleswazy(m): 12:32pm On Oct 11, 2019
Hete:
na you mumu pass o, what gibberish are you writing?
the guy smoke weed leave am
Music/Radio / Re: Vector Disses M.I With "Judas The Rat" (Listen) by simpleswazy(m): 12:30pm On Oct 11, 2019
gaetano:
Listen and drop comments on what you think. Was dope, wack, or just average? Let's get your reactions.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-XewvX-wo
anyone who call this wack knows nothing vec so on point... m. I should just go and sit down..

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Celebrities / Re: Blow My Mind: Chris Brown And Davido Pictured Together, To Release A New Music by simpleswazy(m): 6:31pm On Jul 25, 2019
olagbola45:


With dat shit dey both sing right

D song is just shity guess wot don't even sweet like wiz breezy
the song is better o it very nice love the lyrics.

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