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 Politics › Re: Nigerian Passport Ranked 57th In The World by SimpleVili: 8:12am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Hehe nice |
| Politics › Re: Explosion Rocks Maiduguri Market by SimpleVili: 8:07am On Jul 31, 2015 |
Too bad  |
| Romance › Re: Desperate For A Husband. by SimpleVili: 11:11pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Which mod bring this thing come fp? We don tire for this kind story abeg 36 Likes
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| Politics › Re: See What Nigerians Did To Rochas Okorocha (hilarious Photo). by SimpleVili: 7:35pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Op  |
| Politics › Re: Today Marks 40th Anniversary Of Murtala Muhammed's Emergence As Head Of State by SimpleVili: 6:30pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
CreampieAngela:for fck? |
| Politics › Re: Today Marks 40th Anniversary Of Murtala Muhammed's Emergence As Head Of State by SimpleVili: 6:29pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Am sure this thread is fp already |
| Politics › Re: New Head Of Multinational Force On Boko Haram Appointed by SimpleVili: 9:24am On Jul 30, 2015 |
What is this  ? Chai another avenue to loot the treasury dry |
| Politics › Re: Obama Used To Sleep On A Mat - Obama's Sister by SimpleVili: 8:02am On Jul 30, 2015 |
What of GEJ that had no shoe  and president buhari that collected loan All this stories When am ready to contest just remember i had no clothes |
| Politics › Re: Another South African Pastor Rides Church Members Like Horses,(photos) by SimpleVili: 7:59am On Jul 30, 2015 |
These south Africa, they are very gullible |
| Politics › Re: Man Butchers Friend In Akwa Ibom.(see Photo) by SimpleVili: 7:58am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Some people are just animal  |
| Politics › Re: Corruption: FG Goes After ‘super Rich’ Civil Servants -the Punch by SimpleVili: 7:53am On Jul 30, 2015 |
. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: The Final Year Uniben Student Who Knelt Down In Class(the Real Truth). by SimpleVili: 7:50am On Jul 30, 2015 |
shyna01:is the same individual walking all over the cyberspace and posting trash about their lecturer not even a sign of respect for an elderly man 8 Likes |
| Politics › Re: The Final Year Uniben Student Who Knelt Down In Class(the Real Truth). by SimpleVili: 7:45am On Jul 30, 2015 |
u know it was a joke section? And decided to ridicule people? Op i feel like spanking you right now 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Responsible Govt Shouldn’t Sleep With Unpaid Salaries – Obiano by SimpleVili: 7:34am On Jul 30, 2015 |
True |
| Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of The Delta State Governor by SimpleVili: 7:33am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Is this a governor or  |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Air Force Cutting Off Boko Haram’s Supply. Photos by SimpleVili: 10:34pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Till tomorrow |
| Romance › Re: 12 Categories Of Students You Will Meet In The Lecture Hall by SimpleVili(op): 9:20pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
ladyF:i catch u |
| Romance › Re: 12 Categories Of Students You Will Meet In The Lecture Hall by SimpleVili(op): 9:20pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
donholy28: holding your book mehnn |
| Politics › Re: Video: Cameroonian TV Hails Buhari Impeccable Timing Of Arrival by SimpleVili: 9:04pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
I know what you guys are good at pictures . Before tomorrow morning buhari pictures from Ghana must have flooded the whole nairaland No agenda for ordinary nigeria Shake my head for this government Make i the sell my solar bank the go my way my signature 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: 12 Categories Of Students You Will Meet In The Lecture Hall by SimpleVili(op): 8:52pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
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| Romance › 12 Categories Of Students You Will Meet In The Lecture Hall by SimpleVili(op): 8:51pm On Jul 29, 2015*. Modified: 9:54pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
The post points to the type of individuals you will encounter in any lecture theatre in a typical Nigerian tertiary institution. Enjoy…… 1.The “Dem they mark attendance?” crew These guys like writing names like mad.They don’t care what the list is all about, all they know is : “what list is that?”, they don’t even need you to reply and next: “If you finish, Make i write my name abeg”. These guys are much in most schools and they only come to class just to mark attendance in order to signify their presence, they gain NOTHING most times. 2. THE ON-LOOKERS These guys, can look ! chai. They will definitely notice any slight movement in the lecture theatre. They are mostly guys who come to the hall in search of hot chicks. They mostly look really confident and you will think they know all what the course is talking about. 3.The Late-comers Gang These guys are the badoos of the class,as they just tip into the class.Did i even say tip ? They bounce into the class, and go straight to the back seat because, to execute their features and exhibit their skills, that’s the best vantage location. They mostly walk in group and also referred to as the CARTELS, 4.The Usain Bolt type of Brethren These set of guys, can run.They don’t wait for the lecture to end and Zooooooooom!!!, they are already at the door . Most times i do wonder if they copy note at all because, before the lecturer drops his Marker, they have escaped probably for another class. 5.The Argument Lords : These set of guys are those ones, that claim to be Gurus, the I-too-knows. They come into the class, sit down and start up one argument. Guess these set of Guys can be found in almost all the departments. They can be so annoying as they argue with almost everyone even the lecturer. 6.The Borrowers League Whether they are students, or non-learning students, I don’t just understand. These people can never have pen or calculator even inside exam hall, they keep borrowing and never return any. 7.The Questionnaires Club O’ Baba, these guys? They can ask questions like mad. They ask both the reasonable and Unreasonable questions, attimes ask questions out of context just to get noticed. These guys can be good in wasting lecturer’s time. 8.The Fashion stars All they pray for is people to look at them and WOWWWW. They have the latest fashion in Vogue. Swag up in all jordans and the next day it’s Nike as they torment those who feel tormented with their fashion whatever. These guys can be so weird when you step on their shoes, they are mostly proud and never rush to enter the lecture hall. 9. The Serious Ones These ones tend to pay attention and give no damn whatsoever of any distraction. They come to lectures so early that you wonder if they ever have night rests. They mostly sit in front and have complete notes though they are not mostly the smashers in class. 10 The photocopy Brethren These ones will copy every single letter you write in your note even though you are both in the class with the board seated in front. They are mostly short-sighted students who hardly see whatsoever the lecturer is writing with his very small ugly handwriting. 11.The Gadget FreaksThis categories of people are always seen with their smartphones, ipad etc. They don’t care what the next person is saying or even the lecturers. All they care about is their gadget. 12The Pastors : They always form holy and see others as the sinners. They are among the first to come to the hall so as to conduct the usual sermon which 95% of the audience will hardly listen to. 13. The Leaders : : These ones, they will be the first to volunteer to help the lecturer sell his hand outs, clean the board (yeye eye service). The list continues………………………… Add yours  http://piusodiri..com/2015/07/categories-of-students-you-will-meet-in.html?m=1 Cc: lalasticlala Ishilove 1 Like 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Senate Screens Service Chiefs Thursday – Saraki by SimpleVili: 3:10pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Saraki is a very very unserious senate president, doesn't even know his left from centre after how many weeks Saraki JSTFU and go and sit down My signature for ur solar-power-bank 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Cameroon Tightens Security As Buhari Visits Today by SimpleVili: 12:01pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Mr buhari 60 days in office as nigeria president 8 days in Nigeria 12 days in Niger 10 days in west Germany 10 days in chad 10 days in US 10 days in Ethiopia Another 10 days in Ghana Sai baba go slow Do we have a president? Baba if your in Nigeria for 20days at least it will not be bad na? Or your now Minister of tourism? 12 Likes |
| Politics › Re: 60 Days: Buhari Yet To Fulfill Any Electoral Promises – PDP. by SimpleVili: 11:51am On Jul 29, 2015 |
BushidoBlue:waiting for buhari to perform is like waiting for the coming of christ 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: 60 Days: Buhari Yet To Fulfill Any Electoral Promises – PDP. by SimpleVili: 11:49am On Jul 29, 2015 |
kennygee:he needs more time honeymoon president 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: 60 Days: Buhari Yet To Fulfill Any Electoral Promises – PDP. by SimpleVili: 11:39am On Jul 29, 2015*. Modified: 11:55am On Jul 29, 2015 |
At least he gave us more than 60 pictures baba go slow paparazzi president Buhari will better be suitable as a model in photography than a president 35 Likes 2 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: See What Singer Kcee Was Caught Eating On The Street Of China by SimpleVili: 10:56am On Jul 29, 2015 |
Maryalex1805:give me a beep on whatap or bbm na from my signature let me not have sleepless night |
| Celebrities › Re: See What Singer Kcee Was Caught Eating On The Street Of China by SimpleVili: 8:52am On Jul 29, 2015 |
Maryalex1805:if angels are on earth i will say your part of them |
| Celebrities › Re: So The Lady That Accused Timaya Of Raping Her Is Even A Mum Of 3? (see Receipts) by SimpleVili: 11:20pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
| Celebrities › Re: So The Lady That Accused Timaya Of Raping Her Is Even A Mum Of 3? (see Receipts) by SimpleVili: 11:09pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
These ladies are under delusion , they need a neurosurgeon 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: See What Singer Kcee Was Caught Eating On The Street Of China by SimpleVili: 10:01pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
| Celebrities › Re: See What Singer Kcee Was Caught Eating On The Street Of China by SimpleVili: 6:48pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
Maryalex1805:u get am, no mind that op |
