Hehe nice

Too bad

Which mod bring this thing come fp? We don tire for this kind story abeg

Op

CreampieAngela:
F

for fck?

Am sure this thread is fp already

These south Africa, they are very gullible

Some people are just animal

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shyna01:


pls is unibenstudent1 different from unibenstudent ?

is the same individual walking all over the cyberspace and posting trash about their lecturer not even a sign of respect for an elderly man

True

Is this a governor or

Till tomorrow

ladyF:
Hahaha

LadyF na the late comers gang that hustle for attendance.

i catch u

donholy28:

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Na these ones pain me pass...i dey feel lyk slapping them..I be like" are u stup¡d?...didn't u hear what he just said or is ur brain blocked?...or didn't u go to secondary school?

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These ones...hmmm...I dey feel like giving dem money to buy glasses...lecturer go dey dictate fast and u go wan turn page...dem go hold ur book..."guy abeg wait make i finish this line"...my hand go dey vibrate and i be like..."thunder strike u...no time for Jabez

holding your book mehnn

I know what you guys are good at pictures .
Before tomorrow morning buhari pictures from Ghana must have flooded the whole nairaland

No agenda for ordinary nigeria
Shake my head for this government


Make i the sell my solar bank the go my way my signature

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The post points to the type of individuals you will encounter in any lecture theatre in a typical Nigerian tertiary institution. Enjoy……

1.The “Dem they mark attendance?” crew These guys like writing names like mad.They don’t care what the list is all about, all they know is : “what list is that?”, they don’t even need you to reply and next: “If you finish, Make i write my name abeg”. These guys are much in most schools and they only come to class just to mark attendance in order to signify their presence, they gain NOTHING most times.

2. THE ON-LOOKERS
These guys, can look ! chai. They will definitely notice any slight movement in the lecture theatre. They are mostly guys who come to the hall in search of hot chicks. They mostly look really confident and you will think they know all what the course is talking about.

3.The Late-comers Gang

These guys are the badoos of the class,as they just tip into the class.Did i even say tip ? They bounce into the class, and go straight to the back seat because, to execute their features and exhibit their skills, that’s the best vantage location. They mostly walk in group and also referred to as the CARTELS,

4.The Usain Bolt type of Brethren These set of guys, can run.They don’t wait for the lecture to end and Zooooooooom!!!, they are already at the door . Most times i do wonder if they copy note at all because, before the lecturer drops his Marker, they have escaped probably for another class.


5.The Argument Lords
: These set of guys are those ones, that claim to be Gurus, the I-too-knows. They come into the class, sit down and start up one argument. Guess these set of Guys can be found in almost all the departments. They can be so annoying as they argue with almost everyone even the lecturer.

6.The Borrowers League
Whether they are students, or non-learning students, I don’t just understand. These people can never have pen or calculator even inside exam hall, they keep borrowing and never return any.

7.The Questionnaires Club
O’ Baba, these guys? They can ask questions like mad. They ask both the reasonable and Unreasonable questions, attimes ask questions out of context just to get noticed. These guys can be good in wasting lecturer’s time.

8.The Fashion stars All they pray for is people to look at them and WOWWWW. They have the latest fashion in Vogue. Swag up in all jordans and the next day it’s Nike as they torment those who feel tormented with their fashion whatever. These guys can be so weird when you step on their shoes, they are mostly proud and never rush to enter the lecture hall.

9. The Serious Ones These ones tend to pay attention and give no damn whatsoever of any distraction. They come to lectures so early that you wonder if they ever have night rests. They mostly sit in front and have complete notes though they are not mostly the smashers in class.

10 The photocopy Brethren These ones will copy every single letter you write in your note even though you are both in the class with the board seated in front. They are mostly short-sighted students who hardly see whatsoever the lecturer is writing with his very small ugly handwriting.

11.The Gadget FreaksThis categories of people are always seen with their smartphones, ipad etc. They don’t care what the next person is saying or even the lecturers. All they care about is their gadget.

12The Pastors : They always form holy and see others as the sinners. They are among the first to come to the hall so as to conduct the usual sermon which 95% of the audience will hardly listen to.

13. The Leaders
: : These ones, they will be the first to volunteer to help the lecturer sell his hand outs, clean the board (yeye eye service).
The list continues…………………………


Add yours
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Cc: lalasticlala Ishilove

Saraki is a very very unserious senate president, doesn't even know his left from centre after how many weeks

Saraki JSTFU and go and sit down

My signature for ur solar-power-bank

BushidoBlue:


One day one pishure.....
But seriously let's be patient...
He might be that blessed person Nigeria has been / is still waiting for...

waiting for buhari to perform is like waiting for the coming of christ

kennygee:


he is on 100 days honeymoon according to Baba Titi.

he needs more time honeymoon president

At least he gave us more than 60 pictures baba go slow paparazzi president


Buhari will better be suitable as a model in photography than a president

Maryalex1805:

Lol

give me a beep on whatap or bbm na from my signature let me not have sleepless night

Maryalex1805:

Thank you

if angels are on earth i will say your part of them

iphanyiuma:
After reading. This poo I don't know y I feel like fvcking right now.

your in big sh*t

Maryalex1805:

Lol

but not forgetting your beautiful

Maryalex1805:

Or lizard sef

u get am, no mind that op