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MrOjay1:
jplease someone should make me smile this sunday
I'm financially depressed

bank:UBA

2080372923

Thanks people

I just checked, you are igbo. Are igbos not the richest tribe again? Why begging for money?

Just hours ago, this old man said the best thing for Nigeria now is separation. The same man is now saying he will lay down his life for Nigeria's unity.

Most likely, he said the first one to appease his new found economic migrant followers from the land of the red mud. Then the second one to tell them his balls are getting bruised.

Same scenario that played out between him and athifku.

Few years back, athifku was a criminal with dubious parental background. Later, same athifku was the best choice for president. Both from same man.

I think ipob miscreants should just make this man their assistant god, cos he exhibits everything related to their foolishness.

Senator OUK should stop wasting his time. The least he will get is a heap of insults from those people, reason being that it is Buhari administration that has made for those provisions.

Just tell them that when athifku finally cum, he will sink a borehole for them, you will see them suck your hairy balls in turn.

How comes the heads of her gang members are all looking very flat? Abi na dem again?

Wickedfacts:
He is a PDPigg from the SE. Double jeopardy.
Their only job is to support thieves, criminals and looters of all kinds.

You are very correct.

You just said the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Prince Chijioke, the gay bastard from Anambra will blame Buhari. His brethren will soon start pulling out evidence from their anus. Evidence like; how Buhari frustrated Prince Chijioke into becoming a gay and criminal. Even his gay partner will be direct to put the blame at the doorstep of Tinubu. Very funny pipu.

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RuudVanNisteroy:
It is now a crime to walk the streets as a youth.

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Rubbish.

When did Kingsley Obiukwu become the general name for "youth"?

Urchman200:
while u remain with the 95% of zombies that doesn't like to make use of their brain while supporting.

Cho cho cho cho cho cho all the time.

Single English sentence, he can't make. Yet, he talks about using sense.

Patrioticman007:
That Buba Emeka Galadima has joined the 5% tribe of Nigeria since before 2019 general election. As usual the bad luck has caught him. why the throw back photos ?, Buba Emeka ?, its too late to appeal self pity.

chatinent:
Mtchw.

Waiting for the opinion of FFK or lamidi cownu on that?

The lifeless tyrant has converted the 295 fuel to his personal benefit.

As in, lifeless, and tyrant at the same time.

How such combinations is possible, ask the nearest ipob miscreants.

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Sammy07:
Hope your cap is intact...
They are coming for you

I don't give a damn.

On behalf of ipob miscreants, i wish to state clearly that any activities of the zoo police in awka is hereby rejected in a very strong term.

And to this end, the game is hereby declared null and void. Meaning, the games will not be played.

Look at the criminals, especially their heads. These are the idiots on every social media singing praises of success. If the cursed animals succeed in swindling innocent ones of their life savings, they will rent the air with so many songs of how their hard work finally paid off.

Tell me what these criminals contribute to the society other than stealing, robbery, kidnapping and so many other societal ills.

The other day, one was emotionally cursing FCMB for reporting a suspicious transaction to EFCC. The report clearly proved the bank's suspicion to be in order as later investigations showed that the transaction was indeed a fraudulent one. Yet, the foolish criminal stood his ground that such transactions might be legitimate, can you imagine the animal?

GiggyJaggi:
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Pls don't forget me. Don't be tired yet.

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Felixamos:
Get sense... I hate fraud with passion and I have never! whether directly or indirectly supported it.. I made that statement on the prefix that they(fcmb) would do the same thing even if the money came in genuinely...

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received funds from George Edward Cook, who has been identified as a US-based fraudster.

Shut up and stop defending criminals.

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Felixamos:
Next time quote @mannabgrills or @sarrki... Me and you no get talk.. Btw scroll down and see my second comment and don't you ever in your life quote me again..


@the bolded na so lie, lie just full una(apc) mouth.. I guess Lai Muhammed is your mentor.... Mtchewwwwwwwwww

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Do you understand the meaning of the word "contemporary"? You should have used your data to look up its meaning rather than the bullshit you quickly went to check.

Felixamos:
I don't support crime in anyway... Their action is just too immature considering the wickedness of our law enforcement agencies... OK, so assuming I have a relative in america(for real now) and he sends me the same amount the best thing that would enter fcmb' s head is to report me to effcc? People wey las, Las na their pocket them dey find?

OK after everything is over do you think I would still use fcmb?(Bank wey be say na 54 thousand dollars dey fear them)

received funds from George Edward Cook, who has been identified as a US-based fraudster.

Yet you don't support fraud.

Even if your father sends money into your account and the bank doubts the genuineness of your claim, the bank is empowered to investigate. If your father truly sent the said amount, you can go defend yourself. And at the same time, explain what that your father does for living. Your $54k is nothing close to worth of the bank and they can't risk their image for such amount.

If you are involved in things like this, I will advise you to desist immediately before it gets to you. Defending such activities on nairaland wont save your arzz when the time is up.

Shibaraba:
So you mean say I give person money to keep. All the days I dey keep 1k you no ask wetin dey do me but na when God come decide to bless me, na that time you go come go tell police say you suspect me say I fit be criminal. Why you no report say I over poor the days I dey save 1k.
These banks are snitches.
Nice work by efcc.
Nice follow up

Stay away from Yahoo guys. Abeg

If God has truly blessed you, nothing stops you from defending this your "blessing" before the appropriate authority.

Stop supporting crime on one hand and be expecting a good society on the other hand.

Felixamos:
Mtchewwwwwwwwww..... Naim make their bank no dey grow..

You mean the bank is not growing because it reported a suspected illicit deal? Is this how you were brought up or just a reflection of your immediate environment?

And for your information, FCMB is one of the fastest growing commercial banks in Nigeria as compared to its contemporaries.

Besides, the financial regulatory bodies wont waste time to bring down the hammer on any erring bank especially on issues bordering internet fraud.

It started when PDP lost in court. Because, as usual, when it favours them, the judiciary is upright, otherwise, democracy is in danger.

Btw, what happened to my muppet?

It is either his debilitating health condition has gotten proper grip of him or the anti graft agency has finally nabbed the criminal. He can't just be tired for now, is too early, the target is foolishness till 2045.

Omenka will be laughing at the fool right now.

Joshmodest:
Are the scenarios not different , how do you compare a situation of a man who came fourth in the election being given hundreds of thousands votes , to a candidate who submitted fake results...
Is it that all APC supporters are dumb like this , or you guys are intentionally trying to be dumb , look at oshiomole too asking for fresh elections !!!

In this case, they have explanation about scenarios.

And the same Buhari who has pocketed the judiciary cannot go ahead and twist it to the favour of APC.

A very good research topic: How Some Humans Survive Under Very Conflicting Schools of Thought.

I disagree with this progress report.

This is how gej left it in 2015.

Buhari is just taking 3 dimensional picture of the drawing to deceive we igbos.