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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Confessed To Two Previous Abortions by simplyme3(f): 3:17pm On Aug 03, 2007
so - what has dat got to do with you and your relationship with her? How many women have you slept with b4 meeting her?
Music/Radio / Re: What Song Is Currently Stuck In Your Head? by simplyme3(f): 11:30am On Aug 03, 2007
the song my boyfried sings when he is about to cum - he says = show me a motion, i answer tra la la la la, he says again , show me a motion, i answer in a loud pitch tone, tra la la la la la, at the third time when he is exploding, he goes - shhhooowwwww mmmmeeeeee aaaaa mmmoooootttiioonnnnnnnnnnn, and he goes all over shaking like omowhyou.
Travel / Re: Pictures Of The Uk by simplyme3(f): 9:57am On Aug 03, 2007
and if these makes u proud of the UK, I have seen better places in the UK than these and indeed better places in Nigeria than what you have posted here, cant still get you.
Nairaland / General / Re: Randomly Found This Site by simplyme3(f): 11:01pm On Aug 02, 2007
hmmm - welcome to scotch eggs and scotch men and scotch women - welcome to everything weird.
Travel / Re: Pictures Of The Uk by simplyme3(f): 10:56pm On Aug 02, 2007
nobody is saying dont post pictures, but post pictures that make a meaning - not pictures of sign posts and people walking on the street or something - what do u aim to say with those pictures?
Celebrities / Re: Styl-plus: Shifi, Tunde or Zeal - Who is the Most Handsome? by simplyme3(f): 3:33pm On Aug 02, 2007
what is handsome in those guys? I ask again.
Travel / Re: Pictures Of The Uk by simplyme3(f): 3:31pm On Aug 02, 2007
i still wonder what is worth seeing in those pictures. e.g. an ordinary sign post, a crowd like in down town Lagos Island or Oshodi.
Programming / Re: Web Based Software Vs Standalone Solution by simplyme3(f): 3:25pm On Aug 02, 2007
Oga Seun

Dat is a concommitant fact.
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by simplyme3(f): 3:23pm On Aug 02, 2007
@Angel

Sade Adu is d first on the list - read the first posting.
Celebrities / Re: Scary Spice Files Paternity Petition by simplyme3(f): 12:24pm On Aug 02, 2007
women should learn not to open their legs wide to just any man that comes their way - and where was a condom when she was having sex with Eddie? You date a guy for four months and bingo decided to have a baby - and then wide goes your legs - bull s hit.
Politics / Re: Nairalanders Arise. by simplyme3(f): 11:47am On Aug 02, 2007
the problem is that most of them are empty barells which makes the loudest noises, barking but cant bite, they have nothing to offer the country - we sure dont need them.
Food / Re: Indomie Noodles With 'Ugu' Leaf by simplyme3(f): 5:56pm On Aug 01, 2007
fit for my dogs and my cats - i am sure they will even refuse.
Programming / Re: Web Based Software Vs Standalone Solution by simplyme3(f): 4:18pm On Aug 01, 2007
even in GIS/Mapping - try www.ceaser-web.com
Religion / Re: Is Pastor Kumuyi Our Best Holiness Preacher? by simplyme3(f): 2:31pm On Aug 01, 2007
what are u hoping to achieve with this thread?
Celebrities / Re: Usher's Wedding Cancelled On Wedding Day by simplyme3(f): 10:17am On Aug 01, 2007
Usher announced himself and herself will still get married, so shut up busy bodies.
Politics / Re: Nigerians In Diaspora Badmouth Nigeria by simplyme3(f): 10:15am On Aug 01, 2007
there is a difference between criticising and offering positive suggestions - Nigerians offer no positive suggestions but talk more about negatives, even at the face of positives, they still add a bit of sceptimism to a very act well done, example, government announced the plan to build a modern railway line, the first thin these people will say is, it will never succeed, or things like it wont work etc. Isint that shameful?
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by simplyme3(f): 9:39am On Aug 01, 2007
Just stumbled on a whole lot of them here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Nigerian_Americans

Amazing where and what igerians are and have become. I am proud.
Politics / Re: Nigerians In Diaspora Badmouth Nigeria by simplyme3(f): 1:24am On Aug 01, 2007
@Kobe

Perusing through your vituperations, it behoves me to conjure an unequivocal reply that will conjure into an armagedorial petulance that will aim to juxtapose the minds of so called diasporistic nin coompoops who blatantly refuses to purge their medula oblongata of the immaterialistic conjexture of ignoble colonial mannerism, this objects of national shame joins up with their oblongatedly obesse white man to continually barage the entity called Nigeria and indeed Africa.

Speaking to one of them today gave me a very tranqualised hegemony, he said, Nigeria is a country that is not progressing but retrogressing, and when he vocalised as such, i replied, it is sad to speak about your country like that, and i asked him, what have you contributed to make it progress, he said nothing, I said so shut up, and what does he do, he is a 419, can you imagine?

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Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by simplyme3(f): 12:23am On Aug 01, 2007
fesse:

CELINE DION grin grin grin ;FROM EDO----NIGERIAN FATHER grin grin grin grin

The thread has been good before you put your stinking mouth - please do not derail this thread, kindly delete yor input.
Travel / Re: Relocating To Cananda by simplyme3(f): 2:28am On Jul 31, 2007
you finished from the UK with a Msc degree, havent you heard about the HSMP? why Canada?
Politics / Re: Nigerians In Diaspora Badmouth Nigeria by simplyme3(f): 10:57pm On Jul 30, 2007
Diasporians they call themselves, what does it even mean?
Travel / Re: Pictures Of The Uk by simplyme3(f): 10:40pm On Jul 30, 2007
good point - who is interested in old towns, old houses, old structures of 1300 Britain?
Travel / Re: Relocating To Cananda by simplyme3(f): 10:28pm On Jul 30, 2007
Another one to join the suffer head.
Romance / Re: Two Guys That Are My Friends Are Fighting Over Me by simplyme3(f): 7:04pm On Jul 30, 2007
Tyra

Plese go with the two - i am sure you like the two of them, are they both good in bed? I am sure you know that we all like to have two things instead of one? So in this case, two guys is ok, when most ladies dont even have one, so consider it a great thing to have two and then two friends for that matter, you know d joy on aguy's facewhen he takes on two friends? common, let this be your portion.
Computers / Re: My Sound Device Isn't Working. Help! by simplyme3(f): 6:44pm On Jul 30, 2007
GO TO WWW.COMPUTERODENIOLEDETUNNIE.COM

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