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Business / Re: What Is The Use Of Nigerian Dedit(credit) Card? by simplyme3(f): 4:02am On Aug 10, 2007
lies -its because the bank cards are not international - they are not in the database - if its Visa - then cool.
Travel / Re: When You Go Clubbing: What Puts You Off? by simplyme3(f): 4:01am On Aug 10, 2007
what puts me off is when a girl sucks a guy's d ick in the club - so revolting.
Nairaland / General / Re: White Guys Appreciation Thread by simplyme3(f): 3:57am On Aug 10, 2007
and he whiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nairaland / General / Re: White Guys Appreciation Thread by simplyme3(f): 3:55am On Aug 10, 2007
he white

Nairaland / General / Re: White Guys Appreciation Thread by simplyme3(f): 3:54am On Aug 10, 2007
he white

Nairaland / General / Re: White Guys Appreciation Thread by simplyme3(f): 3:50am On Aug 10, 2007
he white

Nairaland / General / Re: White Guys Appreciation Thread by simplyme3(f): 3:37am On Aug 10, 2007
he white

Romance / Re: Why Do White Girls Like Black Guys So Much by simplyme3(f): 10:04pm On Aug 09, 2007
cos of the moda foking d ick.
Travel / Re: Please Help! Planning To Survive In (abuja/lagos) On Apx. N5Millon For 1 Yr. by simplyme3(f): 7:33pm On Aug 09, 2007
u r all goats.
Nairaland / General / Re: Most Pple On Nairaland Are Unintelligent Babbling Goons by simplyme3(f): 7:29pm On Aug 09, 2007
corect - starting with u Poster.
Forum Games / Re: Your Last Text Message You Recieved: by simplyme3(f): 7:23pm On Aug 09, 2007
mine says - honey is p ussy ready?
Romance / Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Keep Harrassing Me by simplyme3(f): 6:35pm On Aug 09, 2007
like u said - if men were God.
Travel / Re: My Friend Caught With Cocaine On London Bound Virgin Atlantic by simplyme3(f): 6:32pm On Aug 09, 2007
i pity u - wait till aNDLEA people read this and comes after u.
Health / Re: Help! I Need To Gain Weight Fast: Any Suggestions? by simplyme3(f): 6:31pm On Aug 09, 2007
have sex often
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by simplyme3(f): 5:53pm On Aug 09, 2007
trendy - i will slap u o - i am warning u for the last time - u this palatious butt hole.
Travel / Re: Pictures Of The Uk by simplyme3(f): 11:19pm On Aug 08, 2007
i'll slip pepper up your butt hole.
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by simplyme3(f): 6:33pm On Aug 08, 2007
ewa aganyi? thats not ibo - Ewa is beans - and aganyi is badagry people - dey sell ewa aganyi s special mix up that smells like Trendy's obo - pussy.
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by simplyme3(f): 6:24pm On Aug 08, 2007
at least i am proud of myself - hahahaha - u are a goilki juter hgfdser weyuo g dfyyyu gfyy iiko.

obo e unrun si mi pupo ju - ejowo e lo we.
Travel / Re: Pictures Of The Uk by simplyme3(f): 5:18pm On Aug 08, 2007
kindly shut the f up!
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by simplyme3(f): 5:16pm On Aug 08, 2007
@Trendy -

u must be trendy that u even find it hard to put your picture but a picture of someone else - hahahaha

ilu ikop dret uytre kiolh gterujh yuipol.
Travel / Re: Pictures Of The Uk by simplyme3(f): 4:11pm On Aug 08, 2007
@Edi

and what r u trying to do?
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by simplyme3(f): 3:42pm On Aug 08, 2007
u have suddenly become a nincompoop who assuagely conflates and deflates when all that is necessary is to placate the seeming imbroglio with matured and concommitant jingoism- u have parambulated the roller coaster to harangued posterior by exposing your terra costic innuendoes which only makes u a gragarious homo sapien and a gangantuan juxtaposed hegemonistic vengeanceful duck.
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by simplyme3(f): 2:47pm On Aug 08, 2007
ogbono - it was u who mentioned sex first - i see cum has covered your face - u are a biro, a tree, a ship, a cow, an elephant, a p enis and u r a beans - ewa aganyi.
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by simplyme3(f): 2:27pm On Aug 08, 2007
@Trendy

and u r in need of sex - may your pussy dry up - that is close up, I pray - i pray, i pray, may u wake up tmrow and see that your pussy hole has gummed together - i pray, and may your boyfriends d ick bend beyond repair, brake inside your pussy - in short, may his d ick come out from your mouth during sex, and may u cum liek if u are peeing - may your obo oooze out water uncontrolably - may your obo dry up completely.
Travel / Re: Pictures Of The Uk by simplyme3(f): 1:08pm On Aug 08, 2007
@Tats

Depends on what u do and what your long term plans are. Contracting cam make u out of a job if there are no back to back contracts.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike Is Don Jazzy's Girl-friend by simplyme3(f): 12:58pm On Aug 08, 2007
Tonton in Spanish means foolish - hahahahah - foolish Dike -
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by simplyme3(f): 12:56pm On Aug 08, 2007
your head be like your pussy - and your bum be like were own - in short u be ara oko - suegbe - sugome and u are a dog - going further - u r a fish, a mosquito and a parrot which also makes u a chipanzee and a gorrila and when i came back to look at u, u are also a duck, a pepeiye, a cat, a rat, a squirell and u r a football - and a potato and chips and chicken and egg - etc.
Travel / Re: Pictures Of The Uk by simplyme3(f): 12:43pm On Aug 08, 2007
i am just telling u that your HSMP doenst make u anything better - because u were bragging with it - just to say some people have had it before you, and for your infor - I have had it for over four years and I am now a permanent residence - so don't even talk about what you don't know - and as per job - I have done IT jobs that earned me 500 pounds a day for five months - have u neared that yet?
Celebrities / Re: Looking For World Known Celebrities Connected To Nigeria By Birth (mum Or Dad) by simplyme3(f): 9:44am On Aug 08, 2007
hahahahaha- Me e eeee- goat.

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