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RomanceRe: 8 Things That Show Ladies Are The Major Cause Why They're Still Single by simtosul: 5:02pm On Apr 18, 2016
You are on point bro most especially No 1, 6, 7 and 8. Ladies in this category normally friend zone guys that truly love them and refer to him as "We are just friends, no strings attached" Smh
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Musicians With Similar Names (Stage) by simtosul(op): 8:57am On Apr 17, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Musicians With Similar Names (Stage) by simtosul(op): 7:47am On Apr 17, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Musicians With Similar Names (Stage) by simtosul(op): 7:43am On Apr 17, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Musicians With Similar Names (Stage) by simtosul(op): 7:40am On Apr 17, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Musicians With Similar Names (Stage) by simtosul(op): 7:18am On Apr 17, 2016
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CelebritiesNigerian Musicians With Similar Names (Stage) by simtosul(op): 7:17am On Apr 17, 2016
http://www.36ng.com.ng/2016/04/14/34-nigerian-musicians-with-very-similar-names/


Photos: Nigerian Musicians With Very Similar Stage Names

It is not like Nigerian musicians have ran out of stagenames to give themselves but anyhow as the case may be, some of them have very similar stage names. Let’s take a look at those Musicians:

PropertiesRe: How Much Is Your House Rent by simtosul: 6:30am On Apr 17, 2016
tziz:
Hmm, which side of Ph didyu get dt price? Very cheap. shocked
Borikiri side
PropertiesRe: How Much Is Your House Rent by simtosul: 6:24am On Apr 17, 2016
A room self contain all tiles, inside painted(toilet, bathroom, no kitchen) 120k Port Harcourt
RomanceRe: Badoo Is Not Work Today by simtosul:
The op just murder simple English "badoo is not work today " pls go and work on your English composition
CrimeRe: Photo&video: Boko Haram Logistics Base Destroyed by simtosul(op): 6:34pm On Apr 12, 2016
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CrimePhoto&video: Boko Haram Logistics Base Destroyed by simtosul(op): 6:34pm On Apr 12, 2016
– The logistics base of the Boko Haram insurgents in Kangarawa, Borno state has been destroyed

– The NAF F-7Ni fighter aircraft on Monday, April 11, carried out air strike on the location on Monday, April 11

– As the place was bombed, Boko Haram insurgents were seen fleeing

In continuation of its fight against Boko Haram insurgency, the Nigerian Air Force (NAF) has successfully cleared another logistics base belonging to the dreaded terrorist group.


The NAF F-7Ni fighter aircraft on Monday, April 11, carried out air strike on one of Boko Haram’s base in Kangarawa, Borno state.


The NAF dropped the first bomb at about 3.18pm.


The first bomb dropped in Kangarawa
The second bomb was dropped at about 3.21pm.


As the NAF bombed the logistics base, the Boko Haram insurgents could be seen running helter skelter.


The inferno and multi explosions, as can be seen from the footage of the air strike suggests that the logistics base probably houses a fuel or ammunition dump.

This latest air strike is another major success of the air component of Operation Lafiya Dole and a setback for the terrorist sect. In recent times, its been one victory after the other.


According to Air Marshal Sadiq Abubakar, the chief of air staff, the Boko Haram insurgency in the north-east of the country will soon come to an end.

On Sunday, April 10, troops of 155 task force battalion carried a clearance operation in Nimila village, where it rescued 14 people from the captivity of the insurgents and recovered weapons.

The Nigerian troops of 152 task force battalion in conjunction with troops of sector 1 of multinational joint task force on Sunday, April 4, carried out clearance operation in suspected hideouts of Boko Haram terrorists. The troops cleared terrorists in Madawaya, Jere, Kardile, Koujili, Ngenere and Maksamari, as well as Douse, Bembem, Zombulum and Taraji villages. They killed 15 Boko Haram terrorists and captured some weapons.

On March 29, Nigerian troops wiped out the terrorists from their headquarters in Alagarno Forest in Borno state.

The army had a major breakthrough when it arrested the leader of the Ansaru Islamic Sect, Khalid Albarnawi, who is the second in command to the infamous Abubakar Shekau, the leader of Boko Haram.

You can watch the video of the airstrike on Kangarawa below.


https://www.naij.com/796664-goodnews-boko-haram-logistics-base-destroyed-see-photos-video.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_group=free

RomanceIsn’t It Too Early For This Young Man To Be Playing This Kind of Game? by simtosul(op): 12:14pm On Apr 12, 2016
Hmmm

CelebritiesRe: Photos: Odunlade Adekola, Eniola Ajao Storm Fans House In Ketu Lagos For Lunch by simtosul(op): 9:32am On Apr 08, 2016
See how people of Ketu Lagos came out to honour
the Nollywood hunk

CelebritiesRe: Photos: Odunlade Adekola, Eniola Ajao Storm Fans House In Ketu Lagos For Lunch by simtosul(op): 9:30am On Apr 08, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Photos: Odunlade Adekola, Eniola Ajao Storm Fans House In Ketu Lagos For Lunch by simtosul(op): 9:28am On Apr 08, 2016
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CelebritiesPhotos: Odunlade Adekola, Eniola Ajao Storm Fans House In Ketu Lagos For Lunch by simtosul(op): 9:23am On Apr 08, 2016
During the Easter period, Nollywood actor Odunlade
organised a photo contest. He asked fans to send
him their family photos which he uploaded on his
official IG page.
The family with the most like, Mr & Mrs Bellisimo
Dave, the founder of Dot Apparel won the contest.
Odunlade and his crew visited the home of the
couple in Ketu area of Lagos yesterday where they
had a lovely lunch.
See photos…


www.naijagists.com/odunlade-adekola-eniola-ajao-storm-fans-house-in-ketu-lagos-for-dinner-photos/

RomanceRe: Will You Quit Social Network Completely For Your Healthy Relationship? by simtosul: 4:16pm On Apr 07, 2016
Cheaters always accuse of you cheating, liars always accuse you of lying, insecure people make
you feel insecure. Pay attention to how people
treat you, it's a reflection of who they are. You can quote me anywhere " Insecure people make
you feel insecure".
RomanceAdvice: Am Tired Of This, My Husband Loves To Cum In My Mouth – Wife Cries Out by simtosul(op): 5:37pm On Apr 06, 2016
She sent in a mail to us concerning her problem…
Read below:-
My husband loves to cum in my mouth and it’s
becoming very annoying , when ever his about to
cum, he just withdraws straight into my mouth ,and
if I don’t open he will keep malice with me for
months and will not touch me.
So I decided to make peace reign so I started
allowing him cum in my mouth but I don’t swallow
it, I will just carry it and pour it out in the bath or
on the sheets. So he noticed it and got even more
angry that I must be swallowing it, I refused and he
brought his normal method of malice, so I accepted
because am afraid of breaking my home.
So when ever he cum in my mouth he uses his
hand to cover my nose to help me swallow it by
force , and after that I will cry my eyes out cause I
feel like throwing up.
And I am tired of this, he makes me hate sex. We
don’t have any kids yet because he always make
me swallow all of his cum in my mouth instead of
private part.
Am getting fed up. I feel maltreated and cheated.
So I want to ask, is this part of domestic violence?
How can I fight it? Am tired. Nigerians please
advice me.

RomanceFunny Photo: You May Drink The Bride by simtosul(op): 4:56pm On Apr 05, 2016
Lol

PhonesRe: [NEW!] Mtn Unlimited Browsing For All! by simtosul: 3:02pm On Apr 05, 2016
It's actually 1gig data that will be allocated to your Sim if you are eligible but whether you like it or not it will expire exactly 11:59pm the day u activated it and you can't rollover your data to next day. You can activate it anytime of the day but note that before 12:00am it will whether you finish the data or not it will be wipe off
CelebritiesFinally Chidinma Open Up About Her Feelings For Flavour by simtosul(op): 10:16am On Apr 05, 2016
When they were about to release a new song, Flavour and Chidinma posted a photo that got people talking and speculating if they were dating. This also isn’t the first time the two of them have had to answer questions about their love life. While on MTV Base’s “Real Talk” with Ehiz, Chidinma once again addresses the dating rumours.
Watch what she has to say below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvR-_TpDh7s
RomanceNormal Vaginal Discharge by simtosul(op):
If any of these happen don't you ever worry


1. Creamy Discharge. This type of discharge is common before ovulation. It is odourless or mild scent, white, tacky and non-stretchable.


2. Watery discharge. This type of discharge is common during fertile period. It watery, clear, slippery and stretchable.


3. Egg white discharge. It appears during a peak of fertile period during ovulation. It is odourless, egg white like and highly stretchable.


4. No discharge. It is known as "Dry Days". It is common just after menstruation during infertile period. There is little or no discharge and it is odourless or mild scent.


Just in case you have above mentioned signs, relax you will be perfectly fine. I wish I could upload the pictures for more illustration but it is too graphic. Strictly adult content. I hope some people will find these tips useful.
RomanceRe: April Born Lets Meet Here by simtosul:
Mine is 25th April Ph
RomanceOpinion: Can Your Parent's Marriage Affect Your Own Marriage? by simtosul(op): 11:51am On Apr 02, 2016
Many people believe that yes it can affect our own too. Those that says yes believe that we the children learn much from our parents on how to treat our husband and wife respectively. Some people says no that we have different life to live entirely. We all have different backgrounds and brought up. Each of us know how our father or mother relates to each other. Many people may pray that God should make their own marriage to be like their parent's own while some will reject it. So what about you do you really think our parent's marriage has any effect on our own marriage? If yes or no share with us your reasons
PoliticsPetrol May Sell For N88 Per Litre From Today by simtosul(op): 5:32am On Apr 01, 2016
• Govt raises Q2 import allocations to 3.5m metric
tonnes


• Marketers to begin 24-hour service at filling
stations


• Govt to get N400m daily


Amid the lingering fuel crisis in the country, there
were indications yesterday from the Petroleum
Products Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA) that
the product may be sold for N88 per litre at the
Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC)
stations and N88.50 in other stations starting from
today.


Until this new template, the NNPC’s official price
for a litre of fuel was N86 while for others it was
N86.50. The new price mechanism that is expected
to take effect today is a requirement of price
modulation system that is reviewed every quarter.
The Guardian learnt that the proposal for the price
template for the second quarter of the year (April to
June) was tabled before the Minister of State for
Petroleum Resources, Dr. Ibe Kachikwu by the
PPPRA boss, Mrs. Sotonye Iyoyo early this week.
It could not be ascertained yesterday whether the
substantive Minister of Petroleum Resources,
President Muhammadu Buhari, who is attending a
conference in Washington DC in the United States,
approved the template before leaving the country.


According to an investigation by The Guardian, every
aspect of the template was retained except the
equalisation fund, which has additional N2 per litre
from the previous N4, making it N6.


The breakdown indicates that government is
expected to get N400 million daily as the country
still operates on over-recovery basis, which means
that Nigerians are paying extra N10 on every litre of
petrol they buy at the filling stations.


With an estimated 40 million litres of petrol
consumed per day, the Federal Government will
mobilise about N36 billion into the dedicated
account that is opened in the Central Bank of
Nigeria (CBN) for over-recovery funds in the second
quarter of 2016.


The price template on the PPPRA website that was
last updated on March18, 2016 indicates that the
landing cost of petrol stood at N71.49 kobo while
ex-depot (for collection) was put at N76.50 kobo.
But this is expected to change within the first few
hours of today.


Meanwhile, the Federal Government has increased
import allocation permits for petrol, from three
million metric tonnes in the first quarter, to 3.5
million tonnes in the second quarter.


The Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, Dr
Ibe Kachikwu, said it waded into the supply chain
with the Independent Petroleum Marketers
Association of Nigeria (IPMAN), as part of moves
to end the lingering fuel scarcity in the country.
The NNPC restated its commitment to boosting the
nation’s refining capacity, which in turn would put
an end to the perennial fuel scarcity in the country.


PPPRA spokesman Lanre Oladele disclosed that the
allocation was issued to NNPC and other private
fuel marketers.


Among the 47 companies to benefit from the
allocation are; Oando, Sahara Energy, Forte, Conoil,
MRS Oil and Gas, Shorelinks, Hyde Energy, Heyden
and the local downstream subsidiaries of
ExxonMobil and Total.


In the first quarter the regulator handed 78 per cent
of the allocation to NNPC and 22 per cent to private
companies and fuel marketers.


According to the spokesman, the allocation ratio
has been reversed in the Q2 programme, with NNPC
handling 41.7 per cent and private marketers 58.3
per cent.


In a related development, Kachikwu raised a 14-
man committee charged with the task of doing
everything possible “to bring back peace to the
IPMAN at the national, zonal and depot levels.”
In a meeting with members of IPMAN, yesterday,
the minister charged them to work with relevant
government agencies such as the NNPC,
Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) and
other stakeholders to ensure that the prevailing fuel
scarcity “becomes a thing of the past as quickly as
possible.”


Speaking shortly after the deliberations, the National
Secretary of IPMAN, Danladi Pasali, expressed the
readiness of the association to assist the Federal
Government in bringing a lasting solution to the fuel
situation in the country within the next two weeks
as stated by Kachikwu during a recent meeting with
the Senate Committee on Petroleum Downstream.
The minister had assured the Senate Committee
that the lingering fuel crisis would be over within
the next two weeks.


Aligning IPMAN with this objective, Pasali stated:
“In the spirit of reconciliation and patriotism, we
have resolved to forget our differences and work
together towards providing products to our various
stations across the country in order to ease the
hardship on Nigerians.”


As the fuel scarcity lingers, commuters across the
country are still going through hard time in search
of fuel, as most filling stations in the metropolis
have no product to dispense. Apart from the Conoil
station opposite the NNPC Towers, NNPC mega
station on the Olu Obasanjo Way, Wuse Zone 1
Abuja and a few other stations, no filling station
was selling as at yesterday evening.


While blaming a lack of long-term planning for the
inability of Nigeria to build new refineries after
years of experiencing fuel shortage, former
President of the Petroleum and Natural Gas Workers
Senior Staff Association (PENGASSAN), Peter Esele
explained that the penchant of successive
governments for basing planning on ad hoc
arrangement had not done the country any good.
His explained: “Have we sat down to find out what
would be our energy need in the next 10 or 20 years
to come? Does Nigeria have a roadmap on how to
achieve self-reliance in petrol need in another 20
years? What is our future plan on how to move the
petroleum industry forward, apart from the omnibus
Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB) that has not been
passed in the last eight years? There is no national
goal on nearly everything Nigeria is doing.”


Therefore, Esele called on President Buhari to
develop a policy on the development direction of
the country in critical sectors of the economy.
He submitted that no businessman or International
Oil Company (IOC) would build refineries in the
country as long as government failed to remove
incentives offered by an importation regime.


“Why would anybody be interested in building
refineries when he knows he will make more money
through importation of petrol? It is time for
government to adopt a stick-an- carrot approach in
dealing with marketers,” Esele stated.


http://m.guardian.ng/news/petrol-may-sell-for-n88-per-litre-from-today/
Jokes EtcPhoto: Who Is Plucking Who? by simtosul(op): 3:07pm On Mar 31, 2016
Lol

RomanceRe: 5 Top Characters Display By Nigerian Ladies Which Are Bad by simtosul: 4:59pm On Mar 30, 2016
This guy don finish naija girls
RomanceRelationship Success Secret Every Nigerian, African Woman Must Know by simtosul(op):
The fact that the young man has fallen in love with you does not mean he has become your burden bearer, whereby you have to transfer all your needs to him. It is saddening to hear ladies say they can’t
be with a man who cannot meet their needs.


* Please watch it, before you loose all your sense of
value in the name of becoming a money bag. By this I do not mean men should not show support to their women, especially if they have the means, I just feel women should learn to be independent and have a sense of pride.


* I know how cool and emotionally rewarding it is for a woman to have a man drooling over her, but
please if you don’t want this man to be anything more than a friend, stop making him work so hard at winning your heart. Most girls will say I have told him no, it’s his choice to stay around and be buying all the gifts, haba, that is not fair. ‘NO!!!’ and ‘no’ although spelt the same way may not necessarily mean the same thing in non verbal expression. If you are really saying no, stop calling him for time out or recharge cards and stop encouraging him to keep buying you stuffs.


* Your boyfriend may be smart and highly logical, but if your opinion makes no sense to him at all the
time, you may be too dumb to be his wife.


* Being beautiful is a good thing, but it cannot make
up for dull brains. You spouse will love to show you
off, but you cannot keep him living in the fear of you opening your mouth to pass a comment in public. The mental status of a bus driver’s wife and that of a business tycoon’s wife should not read ‘same’.


* Nothing is completely useless in its original state.
So any boyfriend who wants to change EVERYTHING (including faith, ideology, vision, purpose, friends, family members, job, passion)
about you to meet his picture of an ideal spouse is
trying to rob you of your personality, he or she neither loves you nor deserves to have you.


* Ladies, there are some things you should not hope
to sort out with prayers when you marry. One of those things is food. Economists say human beings
are insatiable, but I say MEN are senior insatiable
species especially when it comes to food.


* No offense guys, but my dear sisters please don’t
be deceived, your chocolate, ice cream and meat
pie loving guy also knows what most Nigerian soups tastes like. So take out the time to learn how
to cook.


* One of the biggest jokes in marriage is when a woman asks her husband, honey what would you
like to take and he says something light. A smart
woman will know that something light for most men is not indomie, beverage or cereal, he is simply asking for something out of the usual things you give him.


* Another good joke is when you have your little
fights. It is possible for a woman to be angry and
not eat o, but some men? Lailai. You will cook, he will eat it and then the fight continues.


* Most Nigerian men and food are an inseparable two. Every wise woman understands this and keeps
working at it.
PoliticsBuhari Approves Importation Of Additional Crude Oil To End Fuel Scarcity by simtosul(op): 4:36pm On Mar 29, 2016
– President Muhammadu Buhari has approved the
importation of additional crude oil into the country
– The NNPC attributed the fuel scarcity challenge
to problems in the subsidy regime
– The corporation has intensified monitoring to
ensure full compliance
Buhari approves additional crude oil to end fuel
scarcity
Report reaching NAIJ.com reveals that President
Muhammadu Buhari has given approval to the
Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) to
take additional crude oil volume to guarantee the
country’s supply of premium motor spirit.
This was contained in a statement signed by Garba
Deen Muhammed, the NNPC group public affairs
division titled “NNPC determined to end fuel
scarcity” on Tuesday, March 29.
Muhammed attributed the problem to the challenge
major oil marketers face in contributing their supply
quota to the constraints in accessing foreign
exchange and outstanding subsidy obligations.
He stated that the unpaid arrears arising from the
subsidy regime had necessitated most oil
marketers to stop all forms of involvement in
petroleum products imports.
The statement reads in parts: “In line with the
change agenda of this administration, NNPC
management initiated and made progress on various
key solutions to providing a lasting end to these
issues.
“Thankfully, with the firm support of Mr. President
and the National Assembly, we greatly reduced this
debt burden and since January, 1st 2016 we have
been able to eliminate subsidy payments by
managing prices at current levels through price
modulation.
“This has resulted to savings of over 100 billion
naira monthly for the nation. Nationwide petroleum
supply and distribution have been ramped up to all
states to ensure product availability in the country.
The current supply to states is in excess of the
normal consumption especially in the five major
consuming cities.”
“We are vigorously pursuing an improved model for
‘crude oil for refined product’ exchange (the direct
sale – sirect purchase arrangement) which
eliminates inefficiencies with an attendant cost
saving for the nation of about $1 billion. This will
guarantee sustainable product supply to the nation.
“In the medium term, NNPC is working on
sustainable strategies to permanently address the
issues and challenges facing the midstream and
downstream sectors. The overarching objective is to
make Nigeria a net exporter of Petroleum products
as was the case in the 1970’s.
“Our commitment to ramp up our local refining
capacity and availability remains un-waivered with
the ongoing rehabilitation works targeted at running
all Refineries at a minimum 70% capacity utilization
within the next 6 – 8 months.
“This is in addition to our initiative of increasing the
combined capacity of the domestic refineries
through co-locating smaller but cost efficient
modular refineries within the existing refineries
premises within a time frame of 12-24 months.
“To curb storage and logistics challenges, we are
working on a joint partnership with technically and
financially capable investors to ensure that
petroleum products transportation and storage
facilities are efficiently operated on an open-access
common-carrier user-tariff basis.
“Some of these depots will be nominated as
strategic reserves while we take possession of a
strategic reserve vessel in the next 3 months.
Tangible results will be delivered within the next 3 –
6 months.
“Changes usually take time, effort and a lot of
focus. We understand the plight of Nigerians and the
impact on the overall economy.
We genuinely empathize with the attendant sufferings
and wish to reassure that we are focused and
committed to bring an end to this situation within
the next few days and we kindly call on all Nigerians
to partner with us on this journey to allowing the
whole process of change come into fruition.
He stated that the corporation has intensified
monitoring to ensure full compliance with approved
prices adding that violations of approved prices and
hoarding of petroleum products would attract
penalties which include giving out of petroleum
products free to the public, sealing off fuel stations
found to be hoarding petroleum products and
payment of a fine.
The corporation vowed to withdraw marketer’s
license, stressing that any NNPC, department of
petroleum resources (DPR), petroleum products
pricing regulatory agency (PPPRA) or government
agent found conniving or wanting will be sanctioned
accordingly in line with public service guidelines
and procedures.
It urged Nigerians to shun panic buying and report
the activities of petroleum product hoarders and
saboteurs.


https://www.naij.com/781079-just-buhari-takes-drastic-action-end-fuel-scarcity.html?poster=308

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