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EducationRe: FG Appoints Jega, Peter Okebukola To Review Nigeria’s University System​ by Simulator(m): 11:36am On Jan 09, 2018
Good idea. I hope there's no Orubebe around the corner to come scattw everything?
FamilyRe: My Wife Snores While Sleeping; I Hardly Sleep At Night by Simulator(m): 12:25am On Jan 05, 2018
ManIzHot:
Talk to her like this

Babe,
I noticed you have been getting stressed up lately
Can it be that work has been hectic?
I don't marry you to start getting you all stressed up


Hold her close

If there could be a way you want me to be of help, i am totally here
I don't want you to get so tired again, thereby struggling with your breathe when sleep...


Now give her a peck and smile

Do you know....last night when you were snoring, i lay a kiss on your lips and smiled, i just wondered why yo were so tired?
Just let me know how i can come in to help
I don't want you to be struggling with your breathing again
I Love you darling
All this story just because you want to tell YOUR OWN WIFE that she snores? Na wa o
PoliticsRe: Fayose: "I Will Become A Pastor After Retiring From Politics" by Simulator(m): 10:34am On Jan 04, 2018
Sir, you can only become SUG president.
Christianity EtcRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Reacts To Daddy Freeze "Giving Pastors January Salary" by Simulator(m): 7:58pm On Jan 03, 2018
Histrings08:
Pfft... They're not giving it to the pastor buh to God... That's where daddy freeze is getting it wrong..
This one na sure maga. God has an account with GTbank or Access?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Should Stop Taking Our Churches Abroad - Daddy Freeze (VIDEO) by Simulator(m): 7:32pm On Jan 03, 2018
WotzupNG:
The Antichrist nature of Freeze is beginning to show.

How can Christians save the Muslims if Freeze is telling them not to go and preach to them?
Save Muslims from what exactly?
Nairaland GeneralRe: The New Year Thread ( All Around The World by Simulator(m): 8:28pm On Dec 31, 2017
I just can't understand why almost everyone is shouting...bring on 2018, as if na revenge mission! grin grin
Science/TechnologyWhatsapp Down! by Simulator(op):
Whatsapp currently down!

Whatsapp is back!
CareerRe: How Much Will It Cost To Write TOEFL In Nigeria? Help Me With Materials Too by Simulator(m): 7:37am On Dec 30, 2017
kingreign:
Thread unfortunately has turned to language based tribal thread.

Unfollows thread.
TOIFL...Test of Igbo as a Foreign Language grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Ramsey Nouah And His Customized Range Rover Pictured by Simulator(m): 2:27pm On Dec 26, 2017
Threebear:
To think he just turned 47 ,still he is yet to have sense.
What's the show off for, to show us you have range, a car that even runs Girls that started prostitution Six months ago, drive around?
Get sense old Noah and start acting your age.
Badbelle group of companies.
AgricultureRe: Rabbit Farmers Association Of Nigeria (RAFAN) Meet In Lagos (Photos) by Simulator(m): 2:23pm On Dec 26, 2017
yasolan:
I thought I was gonna see some rabbits angry
to come deliver speech or what?? huh
Christianity EtcRe: Two Ghanaian Evangelists Fight Over Offering At The Market (Photos) by Simulator(m): 10:27pm On Dec 21, 2017
Olabenjamen22:
I guess you need to check the comment as see your fellow mumuslim comment.
Now, read what you wrote slowly and with total concentration. Do you understand what you wrote?
Christianity EtcRe: Two Ghanaian Evangelists Fight Over Offering At The Market (Photos) by Simulator(m): 5:58pm On Dec 21, 2017
Some e.diots on Nairaland would have blamed Islam if they were Muslims. #hypocrites#
HealthRe: Government Begins Clamp Down On Mad People In Cross River State. Photos by Simulator(m): 10:29pm On Dec 20, 2017
Am I the only one thinking this environment will make them ''madder'' than they were?
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Opens Chicken Cottages, Patronises Local Farmers (Photos) by Simulator(m): 1:05pm On Dec 17, 2017
Talk of trying so hard to get into power.
CelebritiesRe: Majid Maddest Supports Daddy Freeze's Tithe Against Poverty Challenge With N900k by Simulator(m): 12:51am On Dec 15, 2017
This laudable philantropic gesture would be bastardized with fake financial problem stories.
TravelRe: Moving Back To Nigeria From USA by Simulator(m): 8:19pm On Dec 08, 2017
stacyadams:
grin grin how did we get here ?
By road sir
SportsRe: Sergio Aguero Faints, Taken To Hospital At Halftime As Nigeria Defeats Argentina by Simulator(m): 10:14pm On Nov 14, 2017
Na lie...the guy don see future. He no wan follow share for the disgrace...what an elder sees while sitting...lool
Foreign AffairsRe: Las Vegas - Mandalay Bay Shooting Updates (Photos, Video) by Simulator(m): 4:03pm On Oct 02, 2017
Lomprico2:
He dint kill those people in the name of Jesus! Unlike u guys.
It's not hard to figure out a slowpoke, silence is indeed golden. Your silence could have been misinterpreted as wisdom. Thanks for speaking out.
CareerRe: Nine Things Nigerian Bankers Hate About Their Jobs by Simulator(m): 7:02am On Sep 19, 2017
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RomanceRe: I Am Leaving Behind My Love, For Greener Pastures Abroad. by Simulator(m): 12:20pm On Sep 05, 2017
My simple opinion is this, go and pursue your masters and try bring your girl too by any legal means. Sabotaging your future for love is not worth it by any standard. If you truly love each other, you both can wait to weather the storm. Love that can't withstand the test of time and distance is no love.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Sacks Aide Over Eid El-kabir Prayers Improper Coverage by Simulator(m): 6:42am On Sep 03, 2017
This man is nothing but a comedian.

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