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Properties / Granite And Sand by Simulator(m): 3:57pm On Sep 03, 2022
Dear all, I would like to know the current prices of 10 Tonnes 1/2 Inch Granite and 10 Tonnes Sharp sand in Lagos. Thanks in advance.
Travel / Re: General-german-student-visa-enquiries Part 8 by Simulator(m): 5:56pm On Jan 05, 2022
You stand a better chance to get a UK visa compared to Germany. UK all the way!!
Hello all, I just got an offer to do MBA in IU, a private uni in Germany. I need advice please, the tuition is about the same amount with the offer I got to uk too. Considering the fact that I intend to go with husband and 3kids, which of this countries is likely to grant us Visa?? And which is the best choice generally?


Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Simulator(m): 8:39pm On Jan 04, 2022
Hello everyone,

I need your assistance to enable me make a business decision. My brother approached me today to buy a car with which he could start uber business. My budget is between 1,5 and 1,8 million.

My intention is that he pays the money every week/month until I recover the purchase amount. The problem is that there's no way I could physically monitor his performances/activities. I would have to rely solely on what he tells me because we don't live in the same country.

Could you please give me suggestions as regards how profitable the business is, the pitfalls to avoid and how realistic it would be to recover my investment within a year or a little above that.

I'd really appreciate your inputs. Thanks for your time


European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Warns Teams Could Be Fined If Players Move Drinks At News Conferences by Simulator(m): 9:17am On Jun 18, 2021
Idiot...is Ronaldo a Muslim too?
pogba is a bloody hypocrite. he doesnt drink alcohol so he took the drink off the table but he plays a competition sponspored by the drink and get paid from their earnings, what level of nonsense is that? besides, who said he had to drink it? just give ur speech and leave but leave the drink alone. islam and hypocrisy


Travel / Re: General-german-student-visa-enquiries Part 8 by Simulator(m): 7:51am On Mar 11, 2021

how u mean,my brother?
It's very tough and might take you years to complete. No exaggeration.
Travel / Re: General-german-student-visa-enquiries Part 8 by Simulator(m): 9:34pm On Mar 08, 2021
If you've another admission, ignore this one. This na evil course.

computer simulation in science

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Properties / Re: I Need A Plot Of Land To Buy Raging Between 250k -300k At Any Where In Lagos. by Simulator(m): 7:50pm On Feb 25, 2021
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Properties / Re: Bore Hole by Simulator(m): 5:17pm On Feb 16, 2021
Properties / Re: Enter Here For Current Price Of Any Kind Of Building Materials by Simulator(m): 4:05pm On Jan 19, 2021
Perhaps I could patronize you for cement, but for the distance.
Ijebu ode, and why do you ask?
Properties / Re: Enter Here For Current Price Of Any Kind Of Building Materials by Simulator(m): 10:36am On Jan 19, 2021
where are you located?
Properties / Re: How Much Is Cement In Your Area And Why Is The Price Of Cement Still High? by Simulator(m): 11:55am On Jan 16, 2021
what's the current price of cement in Lagos please?
Business / Re: How Much Do I Need To Start A Danfo Business?? by Simulator(m): 5:09am On Jan 06, 2021
Talking from experience @op, if you're not going to drive the said bus yourself, please don't invest into that business. Forget all the calculations/numbers thrown around here. Look for another business that won't drain you or drive you insane. Lol

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Politics / Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Simulator(m): 10:34pm On Apr 21, 2020
God bless you! They're fast to convert, forgetting bills aren't paid in naira in these countries.

Please ignore them, most of them are kids. All they do is to quickly convert euros, dollars, and pounds to Naira without checking the cost of living in developed countries.


Career / Re: I Earn More Than Most University Graduates – Tricyclist Says by Simulator(m): 8:15pm On Sep 11, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Comedian AY Believes Nigeria Can Still Qualify From World Cup Group Stage by Simulator(m): 7:19am On Jun 18, 2018
He knows he's joking. That's why he's a comedian
Sports / Re: Real Madrid Agree To Personal Terms With Brazilian Goalkeeper Alisson by Simulator(m): 11:50am On Jun 14, 2018
Nonsense. Keylor Navas isn't good enough?


Career / Re: Travelling To Canada And Starting A Pure Water Business In Nigeria. by Simulator(m): 2:19pm On Jun 02, 2018
Even in saner climes, every business comes with varying levels of risk, and not to mention our dear country, Nigeria, where bad leadership have been the bane and continuous threat to economic growth. Going to Canada for studies may seem to be an expensive venture, but believe me, that risk is more reasonable and worth the try than investing in satchet water production. In terms of risk, you could lose all 9 million along the line of production, but it can't and won't be that bad if you try out Canada. All the best!

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Culture / Re: 2019: Omoyele Sowore Visits Alaafin Of Oyo Over His Presidential Ambition by Simulator(m): 11:22am On May 24, 2018
I'm sure 90 to 95% of the replies above came from youths...but I'm shocked to read the responses...

How exactly does the Nigerian youth want to acquire leadership of this country. The Nigerian youth is also her worst enemy...

I am not saying a person should be voted for only because he is a youth but at least here is a youth walking the talk...
Leave them , them never suffer reach. Stewpid youths.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Reacts To Buhari's "Nigerian Youths Are Not Ready To Work" Comment by Simulator(m): 11:40am On Apr 19, 2018
Oga Atiku, just shut your mouth. You're all the same.
Education / Re: UTME 2018: NSCDC Arrests Rev’d For Extortion by Simulator(m): 6:52pm On Mar 13, 2018
Animals won't attribute the scam perpetrated by their reverend father to Christianity, he's solely on his own in this case. If it was an Islamic cleric that was involved, they'll all be crying about Islam.


Investment / Re: Whatsapp Scammer Alert by Simulator(m): 2:02pm On Feb 25, 2018
only greedy people fall for such schemes.
He will ask investor to donate and get x3 of their money. After the donation, investor will be waiting to get paid but later tell them to pay backup money to keep the system strong. If an investor starts with 5k, he supposes to get 15k but he will ask them to pay additional 5k to get 15k. Once you talk, he removes the person from the group. His identity must be revealed and get arrested.
Romance / Re: My Ex Wants Me Back Because She Heard That I'm Now Employed by Simulator(m): 12:01am On Feb 20, 2018
There is this girl I proposed to years ago during my undergraduate who accepted the offer based on the belief that after school I would have a nice job that would enable me care for her.

After my NYSC, when she saw that things were not as expected, she lose interest in me and walked away, however, she now wants to come back as she had heard the news of my employment even though, I don't like her again and I have gotten some body better off than her.

The problem is, am finding it difficult to tell her the truth, pls pals how do I go about it? Pls I need your advice pls, no insult it's a serious matter.
To even think you're confused on what to do shows how dumb you are. If you lose your job, she'll run away again...how old are you?


Romance / Re: Kogi Based Man To Marry Two Women. See Pre-Wedding Photos by Simulator(m): 5:28pm On Feb 17, 2018
Even single oloshos approaching menopause are abusing them. Keep fooling yourselves with the one man one woman dream.


Education / Re: How To Get Good Results In W.A.E.C With Intensive Study In 2 Weeks by Simulator(m): 3:11pm On Jan 14, 2018
Op, are you joking or high on some substances...how can you pass WAEC with good grades studying for just two weeks?

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Education / Re: FG Appoints Jega, Peter Okebukola To Review Nigeria’s University System​ by Simulator(m): 11:36am On Jan 09, 2018
Good idea. I hope there's no Orubebe around the corner to come scattw everything?
Family / Re: My Wife Snores While Sleeping; I Hardly Sleep At Night by Simulator(m): 12:25am On Jan 05, 2018
Talk to her like this

I noticed you have been getting stressed up lately
Can it be that work has been hectic?
I don't marry you to start getting you all stressed up

Hold her close

If there could be a way you want me to be of help, i am totally here
I don't want you to get so tired again, thereby struggling with your breathe when sleep...

Now give her a peck and smile

Do you know....last night when you were snoring, i lay a kiss on your lips and smiled, i just wondered why yo were so tired?
Just let me know how i can come in to help
I don't want you to be struggling with your breathing again
I Love you darling
All this story just because you want to tell YOUR OWN WIFE that she snores? Na wa o
Politics / Re: Fayose: "I Will Become A Pastor After Retiring From Politics" by Simulator(m): 10:34am On Jan 04, 2018
Sir, you can only become SUG president.
Religion / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Reacts To Daddy Freeze "Giving Pastors January Salary" by Simulator(m): 7:58pm On Jan 03, 2018
Pfft... They're not giving it to the pastor buh to God... That's where daddy freeze is getting it wrong..
This one na sure maga. God has an account with GTbank or Access?


Religion / Re: Pastors Should Stop Taking Our Churches Abroad - Daddy Freeze (VIDEO) by Simulator(m): 7:32pm On Jan 03, 2018

The Antichrist nature of Freeze is beginning to show.

How can Christians save the Muslims if Freeze is telling them not to go and preach to them?
Save Muslims from what exactly?

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