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U for kuku knack diz ur story for pidging English na



I am not even understanding

How she take blow ur heart, she be bomb

Dreyl:
That's a typo from my keyboard, i meant sunk, anyway thanks for the correction.

u r welcome nonso diobu

No strings attached nd u fuccking



Guy I hail o!


Njoy ur knock frm her spiritual hubby

Caprigal:
Then what else? Will you be angry or will you overlook?

I won't let him notice it.


He will feel guilty nd make it up to me

I will say yes

What is time?

BlackSeptember:
Is it not better to do this wedding than borrowing because you want to have a big wedding that you will launch yourself into debt

wedding is not compulsory sir

Funny enof when u stay with someone for long, u will get use to d beauty nd seize to notice it.

kinglekan:

Who nor know sey u be trouble when you small

But tbh, back then it was trendy tho. Especially with the different characters you could find in the wrappers. Not sure if those gums still exist sef

lol cnt remember d last time I saw it o!

I doubt if they still sell it

Lwkmd


How I wish is as easy as he typed it

Men are trying sha

LadyMercedes:
LMAO! Parents can overreact though.

Mine have no idea I've got any. I don't even want to imagine their different reactions when they find out. I'll get the lecture of my lifetime.

lol

They will giv u d lecture of ur life.

The annoying thing abt the lecture is that u will receive it while standing

Nd they will seat nd preach for hours

African parents sha

Wow quite informative, gotta save this page

Dreyl:
Mugabe has 7 degrees and his country economy has sank many years ago, so what's the use of the 7 degrees?

sunk

Qualer:
since i have been loving you for the past 2 days, ayam going to buy one carton for you... gbam!

lol

Xo all my whatsapp frnds will come to my house diz nite abi

kinglekan:

Not those ones you get from bubblegum ooo!

lwkmd


My dad once flogged me coz of dat kinda Tatoo in primary schl.


I no use dat chewing gum play

Once paste it on my fore head nd it annoyed my dad


Good old days

Bad timing for u


Who gonna believe it's nt coz of basketmouth



Shakara don end for u!



But basketmouth harsh sha

[quote author=coolkris post=48849429][/quote]wot I do na

TamedWolf90:
Sinaj do you like tattoos?

I love it

Theoritical:
@Op, throwing pillow isn't our culture'
u here? @least, we are romantic enough to buy u Isiewu and stroll u down to palmwine Joint! Some special attributes the white man Lacks.

lol

5yrs nd still counting



God bless her marriage

kinglekan:

Weldone! Na this morning own dey inside bin so?

Nods head

I love tats

I have 3 in my waste bin, u can have it all.


Just don't forget to wash it b4 using it.





See wetin Buhaha cause

Now some people can't afford evn d cheapest condom

Wow! Evn 4.96



They really tried despite them not having access to the internet

Lwkmd

Tell the wife? That's xo wrong.

It's none of your business nd if u r a nice person, am sure you will have a guilty conscience if their marriage should dissolve coz of your Amebo nature.



If your mouth is itching you dat bad, you can call the man aside nd advice him if u r actually close to them but leave the wife out of this.

WindUpMerchant:
princess where did u stay

erm, um... I stay in d village

FvckShiT:
Fūcking good idea

Just like someone fūcking said...↓

You fūcking non-existing

o! Yeah! Daz xo xo true

U non-existent to people dat dnt add value to ur life.
Nd right now, u r non existent xo do ur fucckin thumb a favour by getin of my mention. Thanks

fellowship:
I will be in touch.

lol

I don't stay in ph


Was pulling ur leg

FvckShiT:
Its not for your fücking understanding

The one I fùcking passed it to fūcking understands..

And that's what fūcking counts

I bera get my holy sef outta ur fuccking mention

fellowship:
Alright pretty, habitat u want, habitat u will get.
First week of september i will be in ph to rain the cash on you

lol I see u