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Fulaboy:
My fellow weedstars report here

2dice
Stephenqueen
Orijin101
Fabdedon
Chimerase2
Lordhugo
Jacksparrow
Prettythickme
Sinaj
Kingtom


This gonna be nice

m here boss

booked

Adaobi12:
. Do you need airtime to call 911?
Well I will bare all, gradually.
That is if I see a future with him.

wz kidin wen i typed i dnt av airtime to cal 911...

um...wah du u mean by baring it all

richgang

u wlc.

u start

SOjaTHug:
yo momma so lame she use walking stick to massturbate and call it dildoo

yo momma xo short dat her legs nd hands appear in a passport photograph

Darkrebel666:
~ Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, her mother threw her away ... .and 'Away' threw her back ! '

ROTFL

u nailed it kock!

dantolee:
yo mama is sooo big, the last time she bent over, we had a solar eclipse,

yo mama is so ugly, she can make an onion cry,

yo mama is soooo fat, that when she jumped for joy!, she got stuck,

the last time yo mama wore high heels she struck oil,

yo mama is so ugly, that when she got a job at a retired old folks home, they went out of business,

the dead sea became dead because yo mama decided to take a bath,

she's sooo big, that when she went diving in kuramo beach, they had a tsunami, called it "el- yo mama"

lmao!

yo killed it nigga

diz Lagos dogs sef


dem b winsh

chai! my m.b

Orijin101:
Pls, can the ring take them to heaven

dnt tell me u nt buying xpensive ring for me o!

ma pitch up tent here.

It can take a sec.

days

or years

u cant predict love

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Theft is a crime.

So i'm expecting you to call the police on me. [/color]

u r lucky i dnt av airtime to call 911 for you

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Some things are better left unsaid.[/color]

did u c 2ru me

coz u stole my words

Young03:
Mtcheww, her boobs strong like my chest

av u felt it b4

kinglekan:
Sinaj I go beat u oooo!!

My head still dey pain me for d bottle wey u dey knack am. U con dey call me make I con look anoda tin.

xori na!

person no fit play wit you

oya take this ice block!

ebenezer4o2:
ain't u the sinaj I used to see in the romance and politics sections?I really wanna know u.

u making me feel lyk a celeb *covers face*

Ipledge:
Awwww

I saw him dancing on top you

Orijin101 go sacrifice u to ogun

I break him head o!!!

he didnt touch me o!

Tydies:
Okpo. Seven abortions isn't possible. Women are not that stupid.

Tydy itz vewi possible o!

i dunno wen gurls will wise up nd stop being misled by men

7 wot

sista i hail o!

it seems u av worked in d industry b4.

................. back to d mata.
ur case get as e b.

If u tell d guy now he might forgive you since his love for you is at itz peak

buh if anytin shud go wrong in d marriage later, knw dat he wil stigmatize u wid it.

d choice iz urz

cyprus000:
[size=15pt]wetin you go do,if them put meat for your mouth?

CHOP AnD CLEAN MOUTH

But personally,I can do it sha..I have a very low sex drive [/size]

evn meat wey person chew remain

Kolade354:
The Ministry is Moving ma'am.

ow u go celebrate ur awoof na...


me wan partake o!

Ipledge:
I see you

um...erm...ntin happened btwn us o!

Orijin101:
The truth is that, sinaj is my 1st love but due to some reasons, we broke up not knowing she was already pregnant for me, after that, i met you. . .
Coincidentally, sinaj and I met at a birthday party last year and she told me wah happened during our break-up, i had pity for her then i have to accept her back. . .

see nollywood movie

xo u now tellin d world dat u marid me outta pity

xo xo kul

lukz scary

*runs outta thread*

Blebleswag:
I dnt sch overseas, buh I won't disclosed my sch to u.
In ur sch lies all kinds of bitches, in ur sch is where u wil hear uniport gel sextape linked, uniport babe beheaded by unknown ritualist, uniport babe upload nude pics, gud news dnt always comes from there.

*faints*

mehn!!!

Lordkrato nd kingleklan diz una babe de murder English o!

e b lyk she frm Mama P. lineage
.……………………………………………………………

bae itz 'disclose' nd nt disclosed

itz leaked nd nt linked

bae itz high time u changed Uni. how bout dat

as for d controversies, itz a general phenomenon.
it happens in private uni. nd evn covenant uni. too.

as for da goodies, Uniport av produced celebrities nd av achieved more too.

ow about a visit to our skul library to read more about itz achievemnt.

we are currently celebrating Uniport @ 40, u wil njoy it

Cutehector:
Ur boyfrnd hates to bath.. And its now men generally dat hates to bath.. Am sure ur boyfrnd is not yet a man..

lol

Burnnotice:
chai! na one hobro for denmark bust my ticket'

.


bros ur eye de shine o!

Kolade354:
Na God,me don dey forecast tuesday and wednesday match......That d spirit kip huzzling, do u tink hull and liverpool can play Yes if i may ask?

bros bros

ow market nau