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filin bad...i pray JAH. shudnt let me make mistake

nd i blive u r fifty ;

jsurg:
Wetin she resemble sef........

heat no de do her for dat cloth

briantext:
When she was still a virgin

...lol yea...she never knew she wud b an instrument for d devil

cosquee:
When ezma and rashes must have finished you, you won't dare that cream even if it is in the dream. My dear perfect white don't worth it...runnnnn.

...true say dat cream designed my back wid eczma tattoo nd made my face whiter dan body...still regrettin

ayusco85:
My Dear future wife,

Where ever you are now please open your ears wide so as to hear
what am about telling you now.
I know say one idiot go dey deceive u now say na u be im all and all
make sure you protect yourself for me because boys eyes now adays too
dey chook eye for anoda person food.

If you need to wear bullet proof please do it for my sake because I,
your future husband loves you so much.
Abeg no expire b4 I meet you because I no want eat remnant...
keep urself for me and for our unborn children because we need
every bit of you......

And as for that idiot wey dey help me parol the jungle, listen to me: ''You see
dos two oranges wey dey her front? No be toy o, no turn dem to
slippers b4 I meet her''...
Na my children milk industry be that. No be your playing toy wey u
go just dey rotate any how.....
If you need milk go buy or beta still go meet your mama make she
give you..
No be for my future wife body you go dey display your talent!

And as for the Central Processing Unit(CPU) no go near there o!
And no tell me say u no know wetin be CPU b4 thunder go fire you!
That place(CPU) na for me and me and me alone....
No be free to air.....
I rest my case... Idiot!

lmao

ayusco85:
My Dear future wife,

Where ever you are now please open your ears wide so as to hear
what am about telling you now.
I know say one idiot go dey deceive u now say na u be im all and all
make sure you protect yourself for me because boys eyes now adays too
dey chook eye for anoda person food.

If you need to wear bullet proof please do it for my sake because I,
your future husband loves you so much.
Abeg no expire b4 I meet you because I no want eat remnant...
keep urself for me and for our unborn children because we need
every bit of you......

And as for that idiot wey dey help me parol the jungle, listen to me: ''You see
dos two oranges wey dey her front? No be toy o, no turn dem to
slippers b4 I meet her''...
Na my children milk industry be that. No be your playing toy wey u
go just dey rotate any how.....
If you need milk go buy or beta still go meet your mama make she
give you..
No be for my future wife body you go dey display your talent!

And as for the Central Processing Unit(CPU) no go near there o!
And no tell me say u no know wetin be CPU b4 thunder go fire you!
That place(CPU) na for me and me and me alone....
No be free to air.....
I rest my case... Idiot!

lmao

somtimes i wonder if itz deir hubby dat shoot d pic or female photographer

tiwaz:

she no wear bumshort go d burial*coughs* c her house self

Osahon7: Very powerful pictures

..brings back memory...grab a cofee...d genocide sobs

Osahon7: Very powerful pictures

..brings back memory...grab a cofee...d genocide sobs

Ahmed0336: NE is sooo cute

wots up wid d tear tear trouser na

chai Olympus has fallen...c slippers

McWhillion: Don't confuse me, you meant she fell in love with the man or she fell in love with his billions

f car wil get old o!

Dannylux: you're basing your survey in an African community. Try using Google to get your facts right.

i cnt remember google cumin to my village on deir last survey on cr7 nd bear bear folowers
...evritin iz nt abt google boy!

bennygreat1: Oh No!!! Not good newz for port Harcourt.

yea m in UPTH now nd d nurses here confirmed dat an ebola corpse waz brought to d hospital mortuary yestide

Desmondkels: On Sunday I told you guys about the young house help whose madam forced her to sit on a burning electric cooker because she allegedly wet the bed? Well, here's an update on the case.

The woman's name is Roseline Uzoamaka and she has been arrested. She was arrested on Sunday night by the police at Kubwa police station who then transferred the case to the Dutsen Alhaji Police Division of the Federal Capital Territory Police Command, Abuja. continue...[url]http://desmondkels..com/2014/08/update-on-girl-whose-madam-forced-her.html[color=#990000][/color][/url]

...oh! lord hav mercy *sobs*
*

m evn surprise his lips are closed

oladimejiX: I married my wife because she was hot and I knew there was no way I should even have a shot with her - let alone a relationship. For some reason she really loved me and wanted to marry me.

I didn't want to lose her because I loved her body, her face, everything. Being with her made me feel so good, touching her at any opportunity made me crazy. She was so perfect, but ultimately we have nothing in common.

That was 12 years ago. Now we have two kids and that body I was obsessed with is gone. She has put on like 25-30 kg at least and now so much out of shape and fat. I get so mad at her sometimes for letting herself get so out of shape even though I know having kids can do that and it's not her fault. She's such a good person,but the reason I fell in love with her is gone.

I feel trapped sometimes but I know it is my fault for being so superficial. Lately I feel myself looking longer at other women and fantasizing about sleeping with a hot woman again. I just can't accept that I will never be able to enjoy sleeping with a hot woman again when it used to be so mind blowing.

I have even been thinking about my ex girlfriend who was not even remotely attractive but who was my best friend at the time. I left her for my wife and I wonder if that was the biggest mistake of my life...giving up a quality relationship for beauty and physical attraction now seems so foolish.
source: www.loveandcash.com

u r such a pathetic d**k

Andyblaze:
Am a 24 years old guy.
There is this lady in my church that has been longing to see me because my pastor and parents talked to her about me but I was away on IT then. She is a single mother cos her hubby died 3yrs ago, wen I came to church she saw me took my number and we got talking. Since after the death of her hubby she has never had sex nor dated any guy since den,after one or two things she invited me to her house I went and she gave me 5k for my birthday d upper week, she invited me the
2nd tym n told me to sleep over cos she stays in
2bedroom flat wit her son.
Something happened n we had
s3x, since den I av been visitin her n I stay up to 4-5
days nd each time am goin she givs me 5k.she is 31
n am confused cos I dnt knw wia dis is leadn us cos
she doesn't want to re-marry bt am advising her to
though nt frm my mind. she loves me but i don't know how long dix wil last.
wat do I do plz




#BITG

y i think u wil knw wat to do wen u find out d cause of her hubby's death

toby2: bros why na, why you wan leave the bradawood

cos he is done wid s. service

[quote author=shugabrown][/quote]lol at op na werin u wan c

mznicolette: Wow! she is so beautiful!

i like her gown

it happens to me alot buh i pretend as if m makin call

ape indeed

jonaji: So this lady took a Selfie and called it morning selfie..... Looking Funny

ape indeed

ape indeed

diz aunty aint gerin yunga

He claims he love me but keeps seen another girl and each time i confront he, he will only tell me that there are no strings attached