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Dont u dudes just get tired of watching a bro,
get with the programme, SINCITY is already MADE!!!!

Thanks bro!

Hey guyz, i'm a solid actor, can i be part of the movie?

Thanks bro, so much talent to unleash.

WOOW!,
Big ups bro.

Hey NLanders, i think we've got a LIVE one here, a live runner!

Women, they never get satisfied!

Mr man what are u watching, u cannot see nothing with that ur blind goggles

folly why the temper ,
iteun was just playing smart by not getting on just any other bus.

Is it just me not getting the joke or the joke aint just complete.
And some dude keep picking on me for posting boring jokes.
And the winner of the Oscar for most Driest and Incomplete joke on NLD is _! _! _! ,
ennyluv_6.

Boring jokes or whatever!

The HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch, You may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband,

On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kid s, and are extremely good
looking.
"Wow,? she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and
help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims. "I can hardly stand
it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help
with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
can handle the truth!

tj tj, whats up bro. I thougth the rule was no side picking, pls stop kissing asses

Hey, sincity don't beg for forgiveness, he is forgiveness personified.
I agree my time here has been short, but u got to give it to me, i got tufe all grilled up!
Respect man!!!
one luv.

Je vous remerci clemz, but ur smile is like my dog.
And for u dumbass prick guy, u've just been hit by an "IBM', u are down to ground '0fe'. Try change ur name to FUFU, or TUFU, it might work beta for ur image. Peace Bro

tufe, u want to go MANO a MANO, bring it on, cause i will level ur 2fe to 0fe, get it.
Rebelious, saw ur profile, girl u is HOOOTTT!!! Not bad.

So u are one of the gay guys on NLD, why do u want to enter a guy?
U know what i don't need a backup for u, u just a beckless chicken, not even a toothless dog.

Dude, were u not the one calling someone Idiot,
ooohh! sorry u are the Dumbass Prick guy!!!

I get excited when nightnurse gives me some medication

Take it easy on the dude, guyz

Ayusman, u need to take it easy with the 'G', the homeboy gotts some issues.

I'm calling my own backup!
sincity is as handsome as beauty could be.

Ituen why not shut ur ---- and let it be, u are suppose to be the whole MAN.

I guess i'm going to need some more backup for some of these hostile dudes, dont u think Rebelious.

I'm feeling the jokes man,
ituen, are u a ture polygamist

I do agree with u there Pal.
The joke is wickedly reminxked

See who is calling someone Idiot, why not answer the simply quiz,
Smart boy.

That was one hell of environmental pollution.
Reminds me of someones babe?