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I no be bread so i don't need to toast.

I'm well equipped to do the job.

He got hit on the head by a toilet seat

Lets carve glasses from coke bottle for the dudu to use read

The poor boy is just being curious.

@nightnurse,
yello

!!!!!

Are u guys all on local weed or what
*continues search for nightnurse*

Where is the chicken,
need to get me some chicken BBQ for lunch

And u call urselfs loyalist, u don't even know the brand he takes,

@evergie,
I'm game, anything for nightnusre.

Na u oo mr evergie,
silly ol' you

*puts gilgee on the electric chair and pull the plug,!!!
*but to my utmost suprise

@ituen
I remain loyal sir
Democracy my foot,


if na military we been dey, people for dey dissappear mysteriously.

wifey go soon re-appear, disappear

$ammy:
Guys for real abeg na who wan buy beer this night, I go dey Yellow chillies for VI abeg. im wearing my chelsea jersey.

Dude i was at the joint but didn't see u, anyway i declear supplus for the house u must have gotten a bottle or two.
Too much money dat yesternite.

@evergie
heard u were given a teaspoonfull of Gordon spark and u wentout stonecold
Pls leave the drinking to the PROs, ok!

*re-holds comment*

Loyal what!
*goes to check dictionary*

I guess my editor skipped that in my dictionary

Another round for the house

*thunder strikes and hits evergie on his stick, he was caught offguard not using his raincoat*
*evergie turns to ashes and blown away to the sea*

@nightnurse, Thanks for the drinks mate

guy u no mention the most essential commodities i.e boobs and arse.
cool jokes though

[quote][/quote]@segunpc, thanks man.

@tufe *spokesman/minister of state on information to iteun
Carry go man.

*after reading the thread, starts to cough and catches cold from the dust on the thread*

kpookop kpoopk, still coughing

Nice one.

*everybody gather at the bar to take a drink*
Bottles flowing and evergie comes in to join the fun and orders a bottle of coke*
Downs it and orders one for the road * JEDI JEDI*

AHH i'm sorry, but did i hear u say she's engage.
Then it's possible to Disengage her

Several shots of PARAGA for the boy  
He's just too much  
@Nigthnurse you need take some bottles with me then u need not worry about the sin part.

I guess the vision is manifesting,

A woman is like a car.
When u get one, u want to take her for a drive always,
all ur friends adore's her and would want to get sometin like that,
u take care of her and service her regularly,
u even love-vendor her up to latest standard, but
once shes some years old,
u feel reluctant to take her out, as she might disappoint u or actually even prevent u from hooking up some chicks.

Dearest Night angel,

Hope this lettetr of mine get to u in good health and peace of mind? How is school over there, hope doxology.

Anyway, iam writng u this letter with ultimost sincerity. from the bottomness of my right and left ventricles,with my golden pen from my fresh air class room.

Yeaterday, i was reading the poem NIGHT ANGEL, only your thinking come to mind, i try to sleep but sleep could not come, i try again it refused. So i say i shld put this poem for you:

NIGHT ANGEL

LOVING You FOR EVER I WILL DO
NOT GRANNY COULD STOP ME
MY KINDLE LIGHT
MY COFFEE
MY SCHOOL BAG
MY SHIRTS
MY TROUSERS
MY EVERYTHING
IS DYING TO SEE YOU
PLS WHEN ARE You COMING
WHEN You COME
PASS THE BACK GATE
SIGNAL ME, I WILL SNEAK You INN
WAITING TO SEE You

I can see your golden and diamond smile like twinkle little star. my love for u is like egg full in a basket. very fragile but very important to me. i beg to stop as the senior prefect is already ringing bell . i love u more than CAROL.

All mistake is mine and correction yours.

My Love letters to NiteNurse


Yesterday I was passing by your rectangular house in trignometric lane,there I saw You with your cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eye balls and You were standing in your triangular garden.Before seeing You,my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude(likeness)from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated and my love for You forms a quadratic equation which only You can solve by making good binary relation with me,this cosine of my love 2 You extends to infinity.I promise You that I should not resolve You into partial fractions but if I do so,You can integrate me! This I promise You!.

So whats has dat gotta to do wit us, niaja.
Back in the State, i had being kicking me some Indian asses.

And the answer is------!
*sincity takes TyTy aside and!!!!
gives her the answer*

That is why i specifically told her not to tell the person she told, because the first person she told has told another guy who just told his friend.

TyTy
i know the answer.
But i could just say it is a _ _ _ _!

But i told you to tell her not to tell you any of this.
So don't tell her that i told you, i'll tell her i told you not to tell her anything.

Father: Aiphie, i want u to marry sincity
Aiphie: Why ??

Thanks you guys, i really appreciate ur advise.
Sometimes when i talk or see her, i do feel insecured to some extent. Becos of her person, i feel she's just too way to be true. I love her though.
I guess i would tell her what i feel about her and whatever the outcome, a man can only die once. And i guess its the best for me so i can move on with life (back to the hunting ground for me).
Nobody knows tomorrow, i can't stay this handsome forever.

Hi NLNDers, i just wanted to share a situation with u guys.
Its about one of my Ex, actually my First love. U know how it is with first loves. We met will in the University, i was just about getting to my 3rd year when she came in for Diploma. She is seriously mindblowing any day. Tall, beautiful, with hips/Butt that can send any man to his early grave.
I guess i was lucky to have quickly conerned her, as her friend she stayed with then was a good girlfriend of mine. We started off fine, just like Romeo and Juliet. Heads rolled when she walks by on the road (seriously literally speaking). I honestly like her so much i was in a fools heaven.
She was one of those chicks that was not to keen about studying,just to get the certificate. She was already into modelling and stuffs, so she was abit made on her own. she was the fun, outgoing type and some of my friends wondered why i was so inlove with her. They were of the opinion that i just enjoyed myself, by both of us just fucking ourself and nothing more.
We bleeped each other at every chance we have.She taugth me more about sex and i was able to in turn practise. But i just wanted more than just sex.
We had our bad days as some of my friends told me of her escapade, some at parties outside school,etc. I once caught her with another guy, but she pleaded with me. My friends keep wondering why i'm still with her, not that i did not have my own flings (outside runs).
We were in the relationship for close to 2 and a half years when distance creeped into the relationship. I tried communicating but by this time she was so reluctant with the relationship, so she broke the ice and gave a lousy excuse to quit the relationship. It pained me alot but i had to move on. I guess all the while we were so immatured about everything. Moving along i couldn't get her off my heart, even being in different relationships after.
We later started commuincating once in a bluemoon, and gradually we started talking regularly and see once in a while.
The thing there is that i have this undying feeling for her, she is not in a relationship now and i'm not too.
I don't know if i should let her know how i feel about her, that i want her to be mine again, but i'm scared this may have a bad dent on our just closely friendship. She even got me a gift for my Bday.
Guys what should i do? I want her like a baby needs her mother!