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Nightie *still laughing* aaaaahhaaaaaaagahahahhaagahahahhah
*suddenly start to cough* kuugfh! kcugfh! kuuugfh!
Take it easy nightie, u want me to give u some syrup for the cough

*rebels creeped in and set sincity free, but not before bombing 2 locations and injuring 3 cast crew*
*rebels are regourping for futher attack on the set of the Action film*
"I WILL BE BACK"  

Hey dude, what's it with u and blonde chicks?
My ex-girl was a blond and she was Fantastic in all.

so lola, how many do u have

The chick must have worked all her ass out to have that much

PLC, give us another story to verify ur claim.

Yeah!!
the fairy Gmama, said for him to change back to sauce he has to, !!!!

Blondes are 'STUPID'!!!

I think we the name of the woman in the joke is tytylayro

sincity:
The HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch, You may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband,

On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kid s, and are extremely good
looking.
"Wow,? she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and
help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims. "I can hardly stand
it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help
with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
can handle the truth!

and a fairy godmother came and turned sauce into a frog with goatie

My stuff BETWEEN MY SEX LEGS

waiters and watchers

I'm going to strike now by blowing up ur location and the,
tell emperoh dude i'v hijacked is TV so he can go watch the match at a neighbours, maybe suace's 9'' black and white TV.
Hope u will feel the rebels now?

We cool like that sis.

I don't have any probs with that.
Lola, i'm cool as ever, what the 411 on ur side?

folly,this one u are picking on ify everywhere, hope its not that u've got feelings for the chick,
@aisha2, set up a panel of enquiry in respect of this.

Folly! folly! folly! u need to get with ur english programme, the same happened in ur battle with ify.
Polish ur GUNS before u go to battle.

i don't seem to get u girlfriend

ify, u got it all wrong, i was talking to the gay guy, tufe calling himself a gay.

nightnurse, what is u and lola up to, u guys sound creepy!!!
And that calculation is incorrect the correct ans is=
Women = Problems*3

U guys, don't let it end like that, i'll feed u with a newcomer, just wait and c!

I'm betting a thousand bucks that ify wipes folly's butt!!!
Take my words for it.

kaka23, who is ur best choice amongst all them G'z on NLND

WARNNING!!!
@Director, producer and all cast crew, we the RUFK will hijack ur script and kidnap as many of u as possible or maybe even blow up some equipment to show how serious i am.

Hey guyz, what started it all, the War's become so intense i 4got!
I place my money on ify winning this battle

Just yesterday when i slapped the scales off ur face

I think some people's tap just broke, they seem to be running their gay-Gotten mouth like one

Please don't involve Peace in this matter, u guyz need to go one on one for this issue to be solved

I ain't apologising shit! I rather become a rebel than apology.
Welcome the new leader of the Revolutionary United Front of Kuvuki land. (RUFK)!!!!

I can carry u, i like those who play gamez alot.
we'll do well like bread and butter.

why dont u bring it closer and i'll give u a wet one