Just listened to it now. There are some part he pronounced "to" as "ta" especially in the "side to side" chorus part. I think one can pronounce "to" as "ta" during audio rap and no one would question him or her, but on text-battling not everyone will overlook it. Nice song though.
Claroo: Darmian was at fault for the goal, I miss Rafael attacking runs. Memphis is more frustrating dan Nani
Which Darmian? Darmian Marley? The only móron at fault for that goal is that crackhead, Young!! If McNair or Smalling was chasing Vardy, they'd never have relented like Young did. They wouldn't even allow Vardy an inch of breathing space talk more of kicking that ball.
Ok, the Poetic Justice topic is using a rap-esque poetry to talk about the ills of the society against the poor. It's about a descriptive poem about how our elites treat the 3rd citizens with disdain. A medium to give a voice to the downtrodden and speak about the injustice and vices the rich and ist class citizens get away with. In other words, a poem about the justice that keeps eluding the common man.
I'll keep moaning this: our problem is not the fat móron, Rooney, but Van Bastard. May God punish and curse the day whoever it is reached out to the arrogant Idíot to coach Man Utd. Fùcking plonker!!
007Bruce: Mikuz wont be around to moderate this(he lost his phone). . . Shey make i close the thread tonight or make i leave am?
Mikuz' voters - captainflash, rebel, tysonn, mudg
Bruce' voters - krone, ilverbz, lhood, peindanzo
thats 4 - 4
Close the thread, the battle na draw soup. And I hope Mikuz and Airmark can see the reason why saying only one person/mod should be creating battle threads can NEVER work.
Opener - 1 point - 007Bruce. Mikuz had ONLY nice ideas but nothing wowing at the end. While Bruce had a dòpe opener but it got ruined a bit by the forced WP of "Bruce" for "Bruise". But based on dopeness, I give it to Bruce.
Rhymes - 2 points - Tie.
Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Tie.
Punchlines - 3 points - Tie. Though I enjoyed the humorous punches of Bruce more.
Flow - 1 point - tie
Personals - 2 points - Bruce.
¤Our moderator is a foolish tout/ who likes to give silly regulations.... Hoping the rules would count/but they dont. . . cos he gets boo'd by clowns/ And he's like a paraplegic onna wheel chair.... His words never stand & he's always getting pushed around/
^ this won for me. Simple but caustic punchline + personals.
Wordplays - 2 points - Mik. Bruce would have won this crit if not his forced WP's. Bane way is forced for Benue. Bruce is forced for Bruise. Pen to gun is forced for Pentagon (it's "penta" not "pento" ).
Closer - 1 point - Mikuz. Bruce's "M.E a L" is off tangent, it ruined it for me after all the creativity in it. When a person or group's name's is "acronymized", it's not pronounced as a single word most times but each letter pronounced separately. E.g: HKN Gang; HKN letters are pronounced separately and then the "gang" pronounced collectively as a word. Also, the Jamaican reggae band, T.O.K pronounces their name as T.O.K separately and not as TOK (Talk).
These Northerners and their annoying and archaic thought process. Must everything have to do with religion? These people keep dragging us back to the 14th century!! SMH!!
When Dadehmola and I were saying we don't need to waste our money on CR7, some people were kicking against it, i hope this article helps buttress my points as to why we shouldn't buy CR& back.
He’s still a magnificent specimen, would sell a shed-load of shirts and possibly score plenty of goals but petulant Portuguese is not the player he was
And what next for Cristiano Ronaldo after yet another petulant performance in which he spent much of his time hiding, sulking, remonstrating with colleagues for not teeing him up for the perfect finish, staring to heaven and the bench as if to say “Don’t you hijos-de-puta know how much you’re damaging the CR7 brand with this incompetence?”
Then afterwards reputedly telling the dressing room that either Rafa Benitez goes or he does, leading to a flurry of headlines linking him with a move back to Manchester United next summer, Ladbrokes cutting the odds of that happening to 6/4 and, thanks to Louis van Gaal not killing it in its tracks, a story that will run and run until next June.
The legs have grown this week with Spanish paper Marca claiming Sir Alex Ferguson has been charged with sealing the deal, and PSG ready to counter with an opening wage offer of £400,000-a-week.
Which leads to the most pertinent question of all:
Despite Wednesday night's goals against a woeful Shakhtar Donetsk, would bringing him back be really worth it?
To trump PSG, they’d have to offer £450,000-a-week, which is £23.4million-a-year, or £93.6m over the four-year deal he would demand.
Throw in the £70m, plus agent’s facilitating fee, it would cost to buy him (bearing in mind there’s still two years left on his contract and Real squeezed £60m out of Ed Woodward for Angel di Maria) and you’re looking at almost £170m for someone who, by the time next season starts, would be six months short of his 32nd birthday.
Sure, he’s still a magnificent physical specimen, would sell a shed-load of shirts and possibly score plenty of goals.
But any United fans believing they’d get the same player who left six years ago would be deluding themselves.
He doesn’t do anywhere near the amount of running or dirty work he used to, believing that’s the task of lesser mortals.
Nor does he put that many crosses in these days, preferring to arrive late into the box when all the hard work’s been done to up his goal stats.
Would he like being kicked all over the shop in a much tougher, faster, physically demanding league than Spain’s?
Will he put up with the Mancunian weather again or demand this time that he has a private jet to regularly fly him back to Madeira to top up his tan?
Would he enjoy playing under Van Gaal if he resents being told by another disciplinarian in Benitez that he’s just another cog in the machine?
What if Anthony Martial or Memphis Depay really kick on, or Wayne Rooney’s mojo returns - would Ronaldo put up with not being the main attacking man?
And how would the fans react if Manchester City tore United apart the way Barca did Real at the Bernabeu and he stood sulking in the Old Trafford centre-circle, blaming everyone but himself for the humiliation?
Ronaldo’s future will ultimately lay where “super-agent” Jorge Mendes smells the most money, commercial and lifestyle opportunities, which probably puts United third behind Madrid and Paris.
But if he starts to seriously give United the come-on, they’d do well to think twice.
Or rather, listen to Gary Neville, who says that instead of trying to sign the old Ronaldo they’d be better off looking for the new one.
[size=18pt]Because you only get success by building a team, not a circus[/size]
elampiro: Someone told me yesterday that this is the kind of game Maria would have utilized the gaps in midfield.
I remember when we played Leverkusen. Jones and Giggs in midfield. Leverkusen appeared to have an upper hand. But Jones wins the ball and passed to Nani or Giggs. You needed to see the quickest of ball transition. Nani was particularly delightful, he dropped very deep. Once he received a pass, voom off he goes with it to the final third before you could pronounce[b] NANI.[/b]
Val and Nani were in the wings and it was a typical Manchester United attacking display, great counter attacking play particularly.
Our wingers were poor last night, utterly poor!! Lingard and Memphis were pathetically annoying with no new innovation or trickery in their ammunition All they were attempting to do was dribble and dribble without looking to cross the ball, something di Maria does with aplomb. I've never supported selling of di maria and i'll never support it. We lost a rare gem in that guy no thanks to Gaal's hatred of him.
weedtaker: I still don't get the reason why people are blaming van gaal Philosophy for united's lack of goal return, no be united embark on 6winning streak last season twice?? Our attackers dis season are simply not up to par, wingers can't deliver excellent crosses nd beat dia men the way young and di maria did last season, blind taking corner kicks says alot about that. I don't need to argue much further, just get ordinary sadio mane to man the right wing and young to mount the left wing make we see weda goals no go show, man.utd attacking trio of depay rooney and lingard isn't better than any of the epls top 4teams attackers not to talk of that of the elite teams in europe, sterling silva de bruyne, hazard willian pedro, sanchez ozil walcott, heck they are not even better than milner coutinho and lallana. Stop all dis van gaal is a fool nd pray for the team to get players lyk aubamayang and greizman.. Even Gaitan
tess1: Bringing in Fellaini for Schweini was a wrong move. Fellaini cannot control the midfield as Schweini. The midfield collapsed after that sub.
He brought in Young which brought life to that LWF. He later sub Darmian and moved young who was lively on the LWF to the RB which also killed any chance of creating something from LWF. He disorganized the whole system with his subs and rearrangement.
There were times when Fellaini was caught between going forward and staying in the midfield. He`ll head when he`s supposed to chest the ball.
I was fuming when he brought in Fellani for Schweinsteiger, but I thought he won't be dumb enough to commit another gaffe until the bastard removed Darmian for Mata. In short, Gaal is the worst thing to happen to United in its entire history!!
vickertony: Why you guys hate Ronaldo marvels me You guys are stvpid!!!,this useless man united team needs a winner,match winner at that,not some lingard that can't even shoot well or rooney that is dead....you guys should be truthful to yours3lfs...this man united team makes more mistakes in a match than everytop team in europe..back passes,schweintenger is shiii,blind calamity,those pple saying we don't need ronaldo..you guys are just stupid!!?.stupid!!7uxw
HeisenbergWW: Bt wud you compare the Madrid we saw yesterday to the one that was managed by Ancelloti? Barcenola is a very good team, bt Madrid was poor yesterday.
The Madrid of Ancellotti's first season is better than Benitez's but that didn't stop Barça trouncing them home and away in the league before loosing 2-1 in their FA Cup.
elampiro: How can you guys say you don't want Ronaldo back? Someone who will guarantee 25 goals from the wing. Even if it's just three seasons. May be we get Robben in the other end of the wing for one or two seasons. That's enough time to get the young ones to grow. We are going to get inconsistencies from Lingard and Memphis.
If I had my way I would even buy Vardy this January. But I don't know if he will gel with the philosophy. We can see our pacing striker who plays like Bardy, Wilson struggles in the perhaps philosophy.
If we need instant success we need to spend to bring some world class who can temporarily make among the strongest in Europe.
Ronaldo can't guarantee us 25 goals with this our average squad. Let's be real. He can do it with a PSG squad not Utd squad. In a bombshell - our squad is a not a top team yet!!