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****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by mikuz(m): 3:54pm On Nov 24, 2015
Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 8pm, Wednesday 25 November 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by mikuz(m): 3:57pm On Nov 24, 2015
Check . . .
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by 007Bruce: 5:57pm On Nov 24, 2015
Alright
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by danbrowndmf(m): 6:00pm On Nov 24, 2015
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Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by Nobody: 7:11pm On Nov 24, 2015
cool
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by firstEVA(f): 9:25pm On Nov 24, 2015
cool
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by Nobody: 5:39am On Nov 25, 2015
lipsrsealed
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by LhoOd: 11:35am On Nov 27, 2015
Legely
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by Ibime(m): 8:15pm On Nov 27, 2015
[size=14pt]Mikuz Verse[/size]


I Dare 007 like I'm scripting a letter/ there ll be no Quantum of solace for this pitiful fella/
He better ‘ghost’. . . .before I blast him to Skyfall. . . and turn him into a ‘Spectre’!!/

Hes getting slaughtered for bluffing/ with the slugs that ah brought in/
cos Ibime had him shoved in a coffin/ and left cuts in the muffin/. . . when he opened 7 up like he was popping a soft drink!!/

He ain't Coogar but he's a goof and a bluffer/ who specialise in duping his lovers/
whatsapp screenshots ll soon show the dudes an imposter/
I'll act like Babe3 when I'm pulling his boxers/. . . cos every punch I use on the brother/ ll expose his lies and prove he’s a fraudster!!/

From 'Isolo' to 'Ikeja' my writtens are famous/ but his rubbish gimmicks don't shake us/
if he try to pull the Desert Eagle. . . his defeat’ll be heinous/ so he better hide it at the crib of his neighbours/
. . .else if 'O show D' . . . I'll kill him in 'Lagos'!!/

His profile shows that he must be a thief/ cos he claims Lewisham when everybody can see/ that he can't afford a place like London to be/
cos you ll only see this P close to UK . . . . staring at your sim's Personal Unblocking Key! /

His weak puns won't avail him to win/ and his punches carry no weight like weak ggays in a gym/
he swore to demobilize Dark by breaking his chin/ but ran when Rebel brought a blade to the scene/
. . . cos he still couldn't keep 'D still'. . . if he was making a gin!/

He promised to put an end to my antics/ but watch me blow this pest to Atlantis /
its gonna be an easy win as I descend on the wack bbitch/ cos just one line and I'll cancel O . . . empty set in mathematics!!/

His standard is too poor, even his admirers are fewer/ but my raps must be super/ plus they ain't lacking in humour/
so he ll develop cancer and die like Kwame Nkrumah/ soon as I start cracking the loser/
cos I put niggas in grave danger when my Bars surge . . . Tariah Jnr!!/

Why did I even battle this creature?/ I beat him into having a seizure/
cos backing the camera with a cap on the nigga/ gives him the swag of a swindler/ plus with the silly dress code the animal feature/
he ll never 'cut a Bright figure' . . .carving Basketmouth's picture!!/

You can't beat a champion/ my shots won't be 'Missing you' when I lift a magnum/ cos I 'Bring it on' to bleed queers at random/
so when you see this 'Enemy so low'. . . it's because I gave 'Double trouble' . . like 'Psquare's album!!/

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Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by 007Bruce: 8:21pm On Nov 27, 2015
¤i wrote a nice verse to wreck the jew/ so there's no way he's taking the W. . . . The vet will lose/ cos he could place his foot on an open-sore.... & still wont be a step ahead of Bruce/


¤I came with a friend..... he wants to see the bullets lodged in your body/ his name is Bane, he's armed, short and he's ugly/. . . you know i'm a cool fella.... Diss me . . . but never take shots at ma buddy/ cos if you try to cross Bane way. . . . you'll get popped in makurdi/


¤mikuz is loser, he only wins when battling the wacks/ cos emaprince and coogar got him dismantled and smacked/ when he prattled he's hard/ & his bout with rebel shows the seraph dont pray at night.... Cos he couldnt hold a candle to dark/


¤i'm an hungry beast & i swallow foes in a fight/ but i promised not to prey on this homie tonight/
. . . And now i'm taking back my words. . . wont pity the doltish swine/ Cos he started saying shíts like he's the best when he flows on the mic/
. . . so call it 007(5)+49.... He's getting ate for boasting he's tight/


¤Our moderator is a foolish tout/ who likes to give silly regulations.... Hoping the rules would count/but they dont. . . cos he gets boo'd by clowns/
And he's like a paraplegic onna wheel chair.... His words never stand & he's always getting pushed around/


¤
I'm smooth with the guns/
Dressed to the nines, got a tech tucked in ma Louis Vuitton/

He thought he's outstanding/ till I let the rounds blast him/

¤Quit telling us about the techs you grip/ how you slaying foes. . . .by popping the shells and clips/ when the only 'long tool you ever took shots with'. . . is the 'Selfies stick'/


¤I'll shoot the grumpy fäg/ in the head, while he cooking something for his hungry dad/ . . .his brain will burst and splash/ & y'all w'd see something yellow in the kitchen - Spongebob at the Krusty Crab/


¤Since you like to yell for back up. . . .rebel and Dj5 should be the men to call/ cos these two would write a nigga off with sick mets & puns/
they say a pen is mightier than a sword.... But i only brought some techs & slugs/ rebel will flee..... When these bullets mutilate 5 sides.... Tell me whats a pen to gun?/


¤i work on my lines & spit crazy flow/ and this has got me stans from Chile to Rome/ but this bìtch never comes up with a masterpiece. . . . cos he's a lazy clone/ so who would be the whöre fan.... If not kids at the motherless babies home/


¤His fb friends said he's a thin nigga with a gigantic head/ he's always hungry.... If he sees you eating. . . . the fäg will beg/ & he knows i launch attack in bouts.... Only reason he sparred this vet/ so the judges should save a life. . . By giving 'M.E, a L'. . . . So he wont starve to death/

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Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by captainflash(m): 8:26pm On Nov 27, 2015
Save this space for my vote
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by Ibime(m): 8:27pm On Nov 27, 2015
Bruce, is that all abi na mistake?
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by 007Bruce: 8:30pm On Nov 27, 2015
Ibime:
Bruce, is that all abi na mistake?
i'm done
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by 007Bruce: 8:46pm On Nov 27, 2015
Your votes ninjas:

Emaprince
Alexpissu
Ibime
Reyginius
Airmark
Coogar
Giyazz
Glacierz
Jason21
Illverbz Darkenedrebel
Guykhena
Limerick
Kr0ne
Ksslib
CaptAwesome
CaptainCids
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlord
YoungDaNaval
Obainojazz
Jreyez
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
Sinizia
Geoxpress
Heywhizzy
Grayline
Gottoboy
Sosiqdude
Liricyst
Obesemf
Sinizia
Supermiy
Dklef
Lh0od
Heywhizzy
Iceskidd
llaykorn
Danbrowndmf
Supermiy
MuhdG


and other credible voters. . .
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by captainflash(m): 9:05pm On Nov 27, 2015
Opener-----Mikuz

cool cool cool

Rhyme----Tie

cool cool cool

Punchlines----Mikuz

undecided undecided undecided

Metaphor/Similie---007bruce



cool cool cool



Personal---Tie



Flow---007bruce



cool cool cool



Creativity---Mikuz



cool cool cool



Wordplay---007bruce



cool cool cool



Closer---Mikuz



cool cool cool



MVGT---Mikuz
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by Nobody: 9:36pm On Nov 27, 2015
My verdict: tie

undecided angry cheesy
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by kr0ne(m): 9:58pm On Nov 27, 2015
Very dope match!!!



Opener - 1 point - 007Bruce (super dope

Rhymes - 2 points - Mikuz (precision)

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Tie

Punchlines - 3 points - Tie (can't separate it)

Flow - 1 point - Mikuz (yeah, Bruce stretched a lil bit)

Personals - 2 points - Tie ( grin)

Wordplays - 2 points - 007Bruce (that Pentagon line is so on point!)

Closer - 1 point - Tie


Mvgt - Tie!
But if there's a breaker, I'd gladly give it to 007Bruce for better build up and connectivity.

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Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by 007Bruce: 10:06pm On Nov 27, 2015
Yes kr0ne, Captainflash's verdict was a tie but he broke it with "creativity". . .


So its 1 - 1
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by Nobody: 11:19pm On Nov 27, 2015
Opener: Tie. ..Mikuz was weak & Bruise/Bruce is outplayed

Flow: Tie

Metaphors/Similes: tie

Rhymes : tie

Punchlines : Mikuz

Wordplays: Tie. . Bane way? Benue? What happened to the U?
Distilled has been used in FFR as well. .8/ate is generic/.so who would be the whöre fan? - isn't grammatically correct so it's forced. ..
O show D/Oshodi is horrible & forced. ..Desert Eagle is not known as D..refrain from forced wordplays mikuz ..
using the first letter of a person's moniker & of a place to formulate wordplays means you are running out of ideas.. .

Closer: Bruce shot himself in the foot.. Why would you ask the judges to give you a L? set up wasn't good...
Something like this woulda sufficed - so Mikuz would starve to death.. .if he tries to give Me a L..


MVGT - Mikuz

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Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by Limerick: 11:41pm On Nov 27, 2015
Hey, wtf is "mvgt tie"

That thing na rubbish nana undecided
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by Nobody: 12:53am On Nov 28, 2015
Limerick:
Hey, wtf is "mvgt tie"

That thing na rubbish nana undecided

angry angry

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Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by Illverbz: 6:09am On Nov 28, 2015
This is one of the dopest battles since Darkenedrebel vs GIYAZZ and Coogar vs Elymaxiimus.

It's a very dope battle.... ...and my vote goes to 007bruce

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Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by Nobody: 6:49am On Nov 28, 2015
Mvgt - Mikuz

Just as dark said 007bruce did himself a lot of harm in the closer

Although... it's like both mikuz and 007bruce were kinda struggling to make things connect
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by funlord(m): 9:00am On Nov 28, 2015
cool
Cool battle! But I wonder why everyones personals were filled with too many 3rd parties monikers! It makes those who were not a party to the drama seem lost and that affects the effect of the punch lines! Next time focus on your opponent more. A lot of similarities between both parties but these were my pros and cons:

007 bruce, your opener was good but I also thought this was actually a nice graph;

"Quit telling us about the techs you grip/ how
you slaying foes. . . .by popping the shells and
clips/ when the only 'long tool you ever took
shots with'. . . is the 'Selfies stick'/"

Lol!.. "Only long tool you ever took shots with were with a selfie stick!" And mikuz does over do the gunplay talk in his rhymes tho! Another graph like this and you could have won this ish, but your closer ended up looking "defeatist"! A true tc never questions "his swag" or rights to a "W"!


Mikuz your opener was tight seeing that your metaphors were based on james bond movie titles as per you were battling a dude named 007 bruce! Nice creativity there, but this line get as e be;

His "weak puns won't avail him to win/ and his
punches carry no weight like weak _gays in a gym/"

You have to admit, e no pure! This was lazy! _Gays are mostly gym addicts anyway so go figure! Abeg try ban yourself small for this offence!!! I'm also wondering why ibime posted YOUR verse for you?



MVGT; tie
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by PeinDanzo(m): 9:36am On Nov 28, 2015
Opener-Bruce (Both were wack,but at least bruce was more impressive)

Rhymes-Mikuz

Flow-Bruce

Metaphors-Mikuz

W/p-Bruce (I neva expected him to clinch this crit frm mik- I was impressed with his plays throughout)

Perz-Mikuz

Punch-Bruce

Closer-Bruce (Mik's closer was rily gud, but bruce's closer is one of d best av seen here, direct punch cum w/p)

Vgt-Bruce

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Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by tysonnn(m): 10:33am On Nov 28, 2015
Opener = none ..... Both y'all haad good ideas, but wrong execution.

Rhyme = mikuz

flow = mikuz

metafor = none hit me

wordplay = sincerly both yall were just meeeeh. None

punchlines = overall tie

persoonal = tie

closer = tie

dis rapbattle should be a tie, but mikuz wins with a slightly better flow and rhymes.

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Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by GIYAZZ(m): 10:53am On Nov 28, 2015
so the judges should save a life. . . By giving 'M.E, a L'. . . . So he wont starve to death/
M.E: Mikuz Ezeala

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Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:25pm On Nov 28, 2015
Nice showing, though i expected more. smiley
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by LhoOd: 12:55pm On Nov 28, 2015
After readinq so many times,this is my rubbish:

opener/closer(2points) -nil ..both came with bullshitt

Rhymes - 2points-mikuz

Similes/ Metaphors - 2points (His "weak puns won't avail him to win/ and his
punches carry no weight like weak _gays in a gym/" WTF!!) -bruce

Punchlines - 3points -iono mehn

Flow - 1 point(bruce can strech) -mik

Wordplays - 2points(mik too dey force jhor) -bruce

Personal - nil

some of the wastes :

if he try to pull the Desert Eagle. . . his defeat’ll be heinous/ so he better hide it at the crib of his neighbours/
. . .else if'O show D'. . . I'll kill him in 'Lagos'!!/

. . . cos he still couldn't keep'D still'. . . if he was making a gin!/

cos just one line and I'll cancelO. . . empty set in mathematics!! (seriously?)

cos he could place his foot on an open-sore.... & still wont be astep ahead of Bruce/

cos if you try to cross Bane way. . . . you'll get popped in makurdi/

. so call it 007(5)+49.... He's getting ate for boasting he's tight/ (fvck!)

...while he cooking something for his hungry dad/ . . .his brain will burst and splash/ & y'all w'd see something yellow in the kitchen -Spongebob at the Krusty Crab/
(am assuming dat 'something yellow' is from his brain..yea?)

so who would be the whöre fan.... If not kids at the motherless babies home/ (grammatically incorrect)

so the judges should save a life. . . By giving 'M.E, a L'. . . . So he wont starve to death/ (lol. culdav arguably been the punch of the year buh..wasnt structured properly)

just normal brawl ..bruce bruised mik

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Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by sinizia: 12:55pm On Nov 28, 2015
Opener - 1 point - 007Bruce. Mikuz had ONLY nice ideas but nothing wowing at the end. While Bruce had a dòpe opener but it got ruined a bit by the forced WP of "Bruce" for "Bruise". But based on dopeness, I give it to Bruce.

Rhymes - 2 points - Tie.

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Tie.

Punchlines - 3 points - Tie. Though I enjoyed the humorous punches of Bruce more.

Flow - 1 point - tie

Personals - 2 points - Bruce.
¤Our moderator is a foolish tout/ who likes to give silly
regulations.... Hoping the rules would count/but they dont. . .
cos he gets boo'd by clowns/ And he's like a paraplegic onna wheel chair.... His words never stand & he's always getting pushed around/
grin grin

^ this won for me. Simple but caustic punchline + personals.

Wordplays - 2 points - Mik. Bruce would have won this crit if not his forced WP's. Bane way is forced for Benue. Bruce is forced for Bruise. Pen to gun is forced for Pentagon (it's "penta" not "pento" ).

Closer - 1 point - Mikuz. Bruce's "M.E a L" is off tangent, it ruined it for me after all the creativity in it. When a person or group's name's is "acronymized", it's not pronounced as a single word most times but each letter pronounced separately. E.g: HKN Gang; HKN letters are pronounced separately and then the "gang" pronounced collectively as a word. Also, the Jamaican reggae band, T.O.K pronounces their name as T.O.K separately and not as TOK (Talk).

Mvgt - Tie!

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Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by danbrowndmf(m): 1:47pm On Nov 28, 2015
Oga mikuz all ur lines were witty i swear,i couldn't ask for more, except that ur o show d(bros u over force that line o.sad)


Bruce is always dope for me,especially that ur push around line,your one of the best here.

Not saying much

MVGT- TIE!
Re: ****** Regular Battle : Mikuz Vs 007bruce ****** by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:53pm On Nov 28, 2015
BTW, lord mikuz has done it again: O show D ... gringrin
MVGT =













Tie!

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