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Idowuogbo:
Confess!

Friedplantain is Okijajuju1/Okija_juju.

Tashaamania:
So you actually prayed for me? Eeya thanks. Maybe that was why the malaria even left before I completed the dose. Thanksss plenty.

I live under the rock. This is no news Good morning

Yeah, i did, thanks to my family tradition of morning devotions.


Which of the rocks - Enugu rock or Aso rock?

Morning dear. How was your night.

stonecoldcafe:
Someone cooks a meal for you serves it in a large bowl with plates around and you want her to run or walk from whatever she is doing and come and plate the meal for you? Mr man you are a boy in a man's body. You sef nor dey pity person so if she is bathing the kids or taking her bath you will sit down there until she returns. Is she not your wife? Is she a slave or something else. Does the man not have hand? Is he getting some sort of kickback trying to relieve his baby days?

Once i sit down and open the large bowl, my heart will be overwhelmed with gratitude and i will help myself generously. Why would i want her to come by my side again and begin to dish food for me like i am back again in kindergarten? Why would i take offense and throw a tantrum because a woman who has painstakingly prepared the same meal is not there to dish it out for me?

No siddon there wait dey whine make she come wear you bib join

Oga, i swear the thing tire me!! I mean, this lady is my own wife and not a SLAVE o. Even the bible says a man and woman shall leave their parents and become ONE not TWO, and yet a man will be treating his significant half like a serf!! WTF?!! I mean, the lady has already done all the work, sweated and shít to cook for you and served you food in a bowl, plate or whatever. Then you'd wait for her to come out from the bathroom, abandon her crying baby or come up from spreading clothes downstairs ONLY to DISH out a food in front of you? And people are saying Jezebel is wicked. Fúck that!! This is the highest form of modern day slavery and wickedness!!


None of the ladies I've dated dished my food how much more my future wife. On the few 5 or 6 occasions they did, it was of their own free will and i was either not in front of the food or was busy with something, so they dished out the food so it could get a bit cold. My own is - cook the food first and bring it. Forget the rest. My hands are healthy to do my thing. Me wey love food go dey wait for it to be dished? Am i mad?

Stillfire:
I will not even mind at all serving this kind of person.
God will give you a great wife that will love to do anything for you by her own self-will, not because you are demanding it or she feels threatened you will cheat.

Thanks and Amen.


I blame all these madness on the way our society brought our men and ladies up. I love my tradition but not at the expense of my humanity. Imagine what those ladies on FB are spewing!! They have no iota of self-worth at all. Zero self-esteem. Then they will raise their daughters up with that sick mentality and belief and the ill-fated cycle goes on and on. I felt a pang of mad anger reading the stúpid replies of those ladies. Imagine what a lady is saying; "please spoon-feed him if he wants it too before another lady does it for him." I'm dead sure if their husbands sleeps with anything with a Vajayjay, they'd blame ONLY the various women and not the husband with a wandering prick. I don't blame we men for calling women fish brains sometimes, those ladies up there justifies the assertion.

oreos:
You have quoted him out of context

I can't even believe she/he/it can't differenciate between "will" and "must".

Kimoni:
She will serve you but never dish the food because you have your own hands??

If I may ask oga, are those hands of yours immuned from serving yourself??

And you think you are any different from the man in question

I can serve myself. I don't mind. I never said it's a must that she must serve me. If let's say she is busy or not around, i can go serve myself. But if she is not, then she serves me or put the food in plate and give our kids to bring for me. I do cook and serve my girl when she comes around. No big deal in it.

Idowuogbo:
Thanks o jare... i will give you immunity when I reach there.

No dey deceive me jare. We both know Sèun won't consider you, because if he does, your werey wey don reduce will die finally. And he needs your madness to drive market. Na biz guy Séun be na.

Idowuogbo:
Yea! I too old?

Money no get age o. Even at 90, people still dey hustle for money. Do ya thang girl.

KINGSAMURAI:
LOL bro when i saw d time range of the ban, water commot 4rm my eyez

Upon all the flattery you sent her way? Chai, Ishi is badt.

KINGSAMURAI:
Y are u this shameless?

*faints*

Idowuogbo:
Lolz...i wan show seun say i serious na....dedicated badosky! That's the secretz

You wan apply for Visa, sorry, Supermoderatorship?

KINGSAMURAI:
THE BANS when she carry gave me still dey pain me for body, how she go give 3months ban bcaus i call person SHORO NIYEN?

3 months ban just because of Shoro Niyen?
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Idowuogbo:
You just enter from nowhere to mark register,na wa,

Sis Idowu, calm down for Jesus.


BTW, wetin make you locate this zanga today? You no even wan leave at all since morning. Shuo!! Fill me in, i be your fellow brother in the Lord.

TrapLORD:
Sassybae its ironic that the people calling you out are not even comfortable in their own skin.
Two have taken down their photos cos of inferiority complex while one has NEVER uploaded a pic on NL since she joined... Except a pic of her eyes ofcourse.
If you're comfy with your dp, dont let nobody talk you down abeg.

I concur and agree 100%!!

lastpage:
If you think that "wife-wrapper" that is trying to be a woman pleaser at the expense of common sense is a "man", you are mistaken!

Just claiming "I am a man" or having a useless "ball" between your legs is not what makes you a man!

A real man goes all the way, responsibility, culture, provision, rights and all whatnots.

That clown up there is just too desperate to be a "woman-pleaser"


Lastpage!



Addition: if your husband wants food dished, then so be it!
create the time afterall, he will probably eat at home no more than twice in one day! (maximum time to be spent on that is no more than TWO MINUTES ... out of the 1,440 Minutes in every blessed day.
"Prioritise" and stop complaining .... otherwise, get a divorce!

Sir, I'm not "wife-wrapper" or a "woman pleaser". I'm not here to please any woman on earth or NL. I've a moral conduct/compass, a conscience and a common sense that would never allow me to treat a fellow human like a slave much more my own wife/mother of my kids. My main grouse is not that the wife dishes his food, but the fact that even when the wife is extremely busy the arrogant man insisted she must dish his food ALREADY served to him.


I started visiting my grand parents from 7-years-old and have never seen my grandmom dish the food she had already served my granddad. Does that make my granddad a "wife-wrapper" too? Does that make my dad a "wife-wrapper" too? Even if it makes them one would you prefer them to be "wife-wrapper" to another lady but their own wives? So if your wife was busy tending to your baby that's just defecated while trying to bath and prepare for work, you'll call her from your sitting room from wherever she is ONLY for her to come and DISH you a meal she's ALREADY served you? Dafuq?!! What kind of wickedness is this?!!


OMG!! My pity goes out to various women in bondage all in the name of being tagged a "Mrs." I pray my sisters, cousins, nieces and future daughters NEVER meet or settle down with your kind, Amen!!

My future wife will serve me food but will NEVER dish it out for me for i have my hands and that's how i was raised, and if that makes me a "wife-wrapper" to my OWN WIFE, then on this day, let it be known that i, Sinizia, claim the title unabashed, and i'll die a "wife-wrapper" to the mother of my unborn kids. To hell with the ego and tradition!!

LMAO.

Classsyalabolas:
Yes.. Exactly.
but this is the upgraded version..instead of Auto proxy - you would download AutoproxyLit

1k per month & you can do fuckever you wanna do on the internet..

I'll send you the details tomorrow with screenshots to guide you through it

Alright. I can't wait.

Classsyalabolas:
Why are you taking pills for my headache?..

Without me they have nothing else to discuss plus they are bored losers

only thing they have & I don't is the time to sit slothfully on internet all day ..so don't bother standing up me brov.

Aite bro, i gotchu.

Classsyalabolas:
you would have to Root your phone ...

download these 5 applications first ..you can search for them on Google. make sure you download the Android format

•AutoproxyLit
•Root master
•Root Checker
•Titanium Backup
•SimpleAndroidserver

download these first then holla at me...I'll send you the code privately & you can start using it.
This is for MTN only..

I know this stuff. The Simple Server trick right? With the #70 daily sub ish shey? I use BB but go ahead and PM the stuff so i can do it for my friend and brother. Detail it well for me so i can know how explain it. I dey wait your reply.

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]It's just for laughs. No biggie. [/color]

Tashaamania:
Or these are times you wish you had a car kidding ..Pele, se ògbo?
Not really cos of the rain. The catarrh came with malaria and now, it doesn't wanna leave.
Okay na, ask me anytime you remember.

So, it's been raining in Lagos too? I thought it was just Enugu.

You are right. I need me a car. But i need me a wife too. Not now sha, time still boku. As per the stubborn catarrh, it'll go. My prayers won't be in vain.


It's been raining everywhere in Naija. Unless you are living under a rock not to know this is rainy season.

cococandy:
As in.

Nwoke madu food dey your front. carry am put for your plate like a normal person, he refused.

Ngwanu madam dish it for him to avoid wahala, she's on Facebook making a fuss.

I think it's unnecessary bringing such a trivial matter to the social media. For me she didn't try but I'm surprised some people don't think there's something wrong with the man's behavior.

Even rejecting food because it was in front of you and not put on your plate? That's abnormal.
Why can't we just call a spade a spade.
His behavior isn't normal.

I dey tells you!! The man is arrogant Idíot!! Here's my reply on this thread.

sinizia:
OP, I'm a man and in this 21st century I'm telling you that, that man you described up there is an arrogant prick!! A controlling heartless dùmbfuck who treats you like a slave!!

What nonsense!! If you are not busy and he says you'd dish it out for him, that's okay; but if you are busy and tending to other issue and he insist you dish out for him before he eats, then he's a callous and wicked dùmbfuck!! I pity you. You are in a master-slave relationship!! This is 21st century not 18th century. Dish what?!! What will it cost him to scoop food from a plate? WTF?!! I pity some ladies for real. All my life as a teenager till now, my mom serves my dad (if we are not around to take the food to him and when we're too small to carry the foods to him) but never spoon-fed or dished it out for him and my dad never complained. Is he handless? NO!! So why will he complain that my mom didn't dish out the food to him? What kind of lazy, arrogant, proud pricks do we have these days as men?


And the ladies are the cause of all these. Imagine what the ladies in the FB pics attached are spewing. No iota of self-worth whatsoever!! Imagine one saying "lady if he wants you to spoon-feed him do it o before another lady do it for you." OMG!! Illiteracy and low self-esteem is an incurable disease!! These are the kind of women that would leave their cheating husbands to attack another lady for "snatching" their pussy-mongering husbands. SMH for dumb bytches!!

OP, I'm a man and in this 21st century I'm telling you that, that man you described up there is an arrogant prick!! A controlling heartless dùmbfuck who treats you like a slave!!

What nonsense!! If you are not busy and he says you'd dish it out for him, that's okay; but if you are busy and tending to other issue and he insist you dish out for him before he eats, then he's a callous and wicked dùmbfuck!! I pity you. You are in a master-slave relationship!! This is 21st century not 18th century. Dish what?!! What will it cost him to scoop food from a plate? WTF?!! I pity some ladies for real. All my life as a teenager till now, my mom serves my dad (if we are not around to take the food to him and when we're too small to carry the foods to him) but never spoon-fed or dished it out for him and my dad never complained. Is he handless? NO!! So why will he complain that my mom didn't dish out the food to him? What kind of lazy, arrogant, proud pricks do we have these days as men?


And the ladies are the cause of all these. Imagine what the ladies in the FB pics attached are spewing. No iota of self-worth whatsoever!! Imagine one saying "lady if he wants you to spoon-feed him do it o before another lady do it for you." OMG!! Illiteracy and low self-esteem is an incurable disease!! These are the kind of women that would leave their cheating husbands to attack another lady for "snatching" their pussy-mongering husbands. SMH for dumb bytches!!

Tashaamania:
Hian okay ooo. Is it OAP/radio related? I'm fine, all better. Just catarrh. How are you too?

It's not OAP related at all. But i won't mind you giving me a shout-out on Lion FM as per star wey i be.

Catarrh? Still sick? Or is it because of the incessant rain?


I'm great. Got beaten silly by the rain. These are the times i wish i was married so my wife can be my personal masseuse.

Tashaamania:
Okay

I wanted to ask you something but i forgot, once i remember i'll ask you about it.


How are you, OAP?

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Eeerm sinizia, which question did you ask darke.nedrebel aka Classsya.labolas again during his interview?
Which lady will he like to have $*x with just for the fun of it?

What was his answer? Nneka123??




Someone has been having fantasies of straffing a fellow guy lmao
Cc: trap.KVNG[/color]

Agape stop na. Dark na my friend, no dey enter him anyhow.

Tashaamania:
Who introduced you? We want a name

Nneka123.

Classsyalabolas:
just work pal..

I read somewhere that lala lost her brother...send my condolences..

I remember you asked me for the trick you could employ in downloading unlimited from the net.
Are you still interested?

Yeah she did. I'll mail her your condolence.


Yesss!! Please!! Tell me nigga!!

Classsyalabolas:
Sinzia.. what's up brov?

Bros, where you go since? You scarce pass good leadership for this country.

You don even forget how to pronounce my moniker.

Idowuogbo:
You see your life? Why wont you miss that part when you are busy egging on the Internet warriors.The Goliaths disturbing them offline dem no fit kill,na to con here con dey 'yo momma' up n down. Nonsense!

No be like that like that, Badosky. Sinnzu tagged many monikers and as with the recent "mention modification" by Séun, too many tagged monikers won't see their mentions unless they deliberately check their mentions option. I only got the wind of the news when i checked a mention notification i got and scrolled down to see the Lala info.

Cc Trapkvng.

Ladyboss1, my deep condolences to you. May God grant you the fortitude to bear this loss.

ronald4lif:
Lol @ thousands of members willing to do it for free. Well, I understand better now. Thanks.

Yes nau. If you can check for threads titled "who wants to mod this section" (a way of recruiting mods back then), you'll be amazed at the number of free volunteers.