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ggrin:Read the modified version ![]() |
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Na me go live for VVIP section of the estate. Sinaj will be my neighbour by the right while BumBae will be my neighbour by the left. Lezz will live right opp me nd thesonofmark just across the estate. Prettythicksme will be my house help. Nubian113,diddyydiva,naughtynaughty and misspicy are the estate amebor while our official electricity guy will be obiorathesubtle. Dollyjoy is the estate's olosho while the official stripper will be lifeisabitch. Stfuareyougod, kinglekan and naijaboiy will be the estate's eligible bachelors that don't wanna get married while sickstars will be the desperate single mom looking for a hubby. Ggrin na the estate transgendered, silverdam is the official faggut, airforce1 is the hood artist that won't blow, joecutie is the estate's woman wrapper, cutehector is the honourable minister for stvpid people in the estate, Decker is the official lawyer, mamagee3 is the estate mad-woman, primeminister is the mayor, iamlegend1 will provide entertainment, mrcork will own the cosmetics parlour down the road and ofcourse, saintloveren is the estate's gateman. #OkBye ![]() |
prettythicksme:U can lie ehn.. ![]() |
Omagzee:Baba na MTN oo, its too fast for my liking seff ![]() |
Wia d fork is the man ![]() |
STFUareyouGod:Oh, he's the Reverend of the Holy Fucktist Church. That's good ![]() |
What is a whatsapp? ![]() |
STFUareyouGod:Is mrcork the honourable minister for stupidity on NL? |
prettythicksme:Re u not a yoruba geh? |
STFUareyouGod:Ofcourse I eat with just my hands, I don't cutlery it. ![]() |
prettythicksme:If u wanna know my preferences then yes, I prefer forking yoruba gehs. ![]() ![]() |
STFUareyouGod:Baba I haven't fork before o what is fork seff? ![]() |
Trapnews:Someone asked me if u're my alt account today. I just realised whose alt you are. So get the fvck outta my mentions. |
prettythicksme: ![]() |
lifeisabitch:LOL. So says the dingbat who hasn't made any reasonable input since Azkiwe commissioned the Niger bridge. Can't even call this a duel cos its unfair to you! |
Trapnews:I'm sure u have problems reading cos if u don't, you'll observe that the only dusting she did was to repeat "mouth odour" till she had nuffin better to type. |
lifeisabitch:Me? LOL. I've made niggaz with half a brain cell pee their shorts talkmore of a witless swine like you. Hiding your pain behind smileys won't stop me from telling you how it is, you iidiot!! You're an utter disgrace to your lineage. Show the world your fat ugly face so we can properly identify your problem and profer a lasting solution to your misery! Looser!! |
lifeisabitch:No u didn't. Your I.Q ran outta capacity to match my wits! I warned you. |
lifeisabitch:Where are u running to?? Get your shitt-stained ass over here cos I aint done cleaning you out yet! Is this how u hope to get a husband?? By being a total online slut?? My dear u'll only attract small boys who'll keep furking your slacked pum-pum till it bleeds dry! You're a shameless hoe with no I.Q, the future is very bleak for your kind. You should consider putting urself up for sale you iidiot! That's the only way you can feed your wretched ass cos no straight nigga wants to marry a liability like you! |
lifeisabitch:Furking slutt! |
lifeisabitch:Nope, we're civil. Unlike your people. We'll offer you quality education for free. Trust me, you will be the proud owner of an I.Q once we're done with your stvpid ass! Local imbred slut!! |
lifeisabitch:If only I engaged someone like firsteva in a battle of witts, I won't be this disappointed ![]() You're useless. How do u expect to get married when you can't even get creative with an ordinary diss?? I give up on you! |
My dad actually advised me against marrying a "very" beautiful woman this morning. ![]() "They are trouble" -My Dad ![]() ![]() |
daretodiffer:Lemmie be the judge here babe ![]() |
lifeisabitch:Continue deceiving yourself. Your father will soon dash you out! Fat lazy slutt!! |
lifeisabitch:How does covering my mouth on my DP connote mouth odour?? Education is free in imo state my dear, u have no excuse to be this furking stvpid! |
lifeisabitch:You seem to be inlove with my dp .Well if it was some hot & brilliant chic like daretodiffer or oliviaarims, I would've been fazed. But you? you're so irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.Where girls your age excel in intelligence and create brilliant threads, you're always here feeding us with excerpts of you slutty life and tales of how u're waiting on God to provide you a compound FOOL that can look beyond your deficiencies and short-comings as a woman and marry you out of pity! I've told you, if u aint careful, you'll be given out as a souvenir soonest!! You dead-beat dad can't afford to keep feeding your fat ass! ![]() ![]() |
lifeisabitch:Rotten toto, are u also here searching for whom will have mercy and marry your stuppid ass?? |
lifeisabitch:The same pea-brained faggut who's ashamed of her very existence has the guts to call me ugly? Biitch even my hair-line is more accurate than your future! Calling you a fool will be an insult to the Federation Of Fools Worldwide! You are a hybrid between a slimy scum and an imbecillic dunce! Your birth proves beyond doubt that you're a more than a curse to your family because u almost killed that slut that shat you into this earth!! Have you ever asked you mom why u share a striking resemblance with every gateman in your neighbourhood?? Its because she's a sorry excuse for a parent! And like her, u've taken over as the "Hood-hoe", a local cum-dump for motor-park touts!! I pity who ever settles down to the torture you'll put him thru while trying to fill your dirty slacked toto! Mark my words, frustration will keep you in your fathers house till he gets fed-up and gives you out as a souvenir gift to the next visiting wretch that comes to pay him a visit. Mark my words! ![]() |
lifeisabitch:I wonder how u got out of secondary school ![]() I won't waste my time telling how stupidd you are for concluding that a pose equals bad-breath because you're already irredeemably stupidd!! You"re so stupidd that they had to burn down the school to get you out of primary school Oh you're soo furkin stupidd that you jumped off a cliff to see if the wings on your sanitary pad will make you fly! You're soo damn stupidd that you used the yeast from your decomposing vaginna to bake cookies! OMG you're irredeemably stupidd that you felt "Liverpool" was a renal disease!! Am I done? NO! You're sooo damn furking stupidd! That you my dear, hoped to redeem a "brain" as a gift from the crown-cork of the Star beer you drank! Lastly; You are so damn worthless, that each time you're dead-beat dad can't offset a loan, he uses you to barricade the entrance to your one room apartment! ![]() |






what is fork seff?