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Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 8:51pm On Jan 19, 2016

Obioraaa:
okay.. You don't need to know..

Even if that's my face.. Shebi you still love me just the way I am?

Yeah baby. I will manage. That's love kiss

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 8:56pm On Jan 19, 2016

HateU2:
Bashing is allowed because every nairalander is not complete without bashing someone. I wanna ask a funny question.
**erm** Why is it that when you guys wants to 'cum' you will always make a sound as if na electric shock catch you . I mean even the 'silent type' during sex can't keep that 'shock' to himself .
Describe the feeling biko. Don't ask me to ask my boyfriend because I'm not sexually active for now .
For mature set of peeps and just for fun.
Like I said bashing is allowed, I can decide to reply the bashing or just give you that 'silence is the best answer for a fool' stuff.

as far as u no get d¡ck, u can't understand

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jan 19, 2016

Diddyydiva:
even if they shall shy, shall they shy for us

are we not their mamas

I think they are truly impotent

They shall not shy for us nah.

Let's just conclude that they are impotent

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 8:58pm On Jan 19, 2016

SINNZ:

Baba I haven't fork before o what is fork seff?

you mean you don't use cutlery? shocked

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jan 19, 2016

lilzcee:
as far as u no get d¡ck, u can't understand

Noted

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jan 19, 2016

HateU2:
Yeah baby. I will manage. That's love

awwww.. So sweet.. I bought something for you

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jan 19, 2016

HateU2:
I'm finally done with your public display of stupidity when it comes to insulting me.

your dad infected me with stupidity. I.diot

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by firstking01(m): 9:01pm On Jan 19, 2016

Op i for bash u for this thread, but smhw i just like u sha tongue

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by SINNZ(m): 9:05pm On Jan 19, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
you mean you don't use cutlery?

Ofcourse I eat with just my hands, I don't cutlery it. undecided

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jan 19, 2016

SINNZ:

Ofcourse I eat with just my hands, I don't cutlery it.

pheeeeeeeeeew! Pls don't let Mrcork see this cheesy

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jan 19, 2016

HateU2:
Noted

it depends, if the hole is too tight, omo na die

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by SINNZ(m): 9:09pm On Jan 19, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
pheeeeeeeeeew! Pls don't let Mrcork see this

Is mrcork the honourable minister for stupidity on NL?

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jan 19, 2016

Obioraaa:
awwww.. So sweet.. I bought something for you

old memories

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jan 19, 2016

SINNZ:

Is mrcork the honourable minister for stupidity on NL?

hehehehe he preaches the gospel of fork

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by SINNZ(m): 9:13pm On Jan 19, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
hehehehe he preaches the gospel of fork

Oh, he's the Reverend of the Holy Fucktist Church. That's good

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 9:15pm On Jan 19, 2016

HateU2:
Just answer my question about ur electric shock

What else do you wanna hear/read? The electric shock is an involuntary action where you have little or no power on how you respond to it. You just allow it to flow however it comes. But it depends on the girl you are having the sex with. If she is the one you really love and she is fun and playful that always make sex exciting whenever you guys have it, then the magnitude/gravity of the electric shock can be out of this world. In the other hand, i have had sex with several girls that till i poured out, i didnt even smile, moan, shake nor say anything to them. It was as if nothing was happening.

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 9:18pm On Jan 19, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
since I'm yet to reach that stage of maturity, I'll call on my matured friends who's been there many time

Si.nnz
Tra.plord
K.ingtom
Ia.mkingsley
Holy.FRED
nai.jaboiy
Kin.glekan
Jeffre.yJames
Th.eSonOfMark
Prof.ojah1

Since I'm yet to clock 18 and an inept virgin. Make I call my Ogas
cc Obontami
Happney65
braine
Kinglekan
2dice
falconey

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Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 9:18pm On Jan 19, 2016

SINNZ:

Oh, he's the Reverend of the Holy Fucktist Church. That's good

hehehehe well, you said that. I didn't

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 9:21pm On Jan 19, 2016

profojah2:

Since I'm yet to clock 18 and an inept virgin. Make I call my Ogas
cc Obont.ami
Happne.y65
brain.e
Kingle.kan
2di.ce
falco.ney

hehehehe diariz God oooo

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Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Toks2008(m): 9:21pm On Jan 19, 2016

tosyne2much:
You will never disappoint me with your comment. I initially mentioned your moniker cos I know for sure that you are a veteran when it comes to kitty-cat issues

Tony you no well.

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Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 9:21pm On Jan 19, 2016

Its hard to know the exact biology behind that shock process
But to me it feels like very rapid muscle contraction

I can usually feel my ass clench with the force of a thousand suns

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Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Toks2008(m): 9:23pm On Jan 19, 2016

Omotayor123:
I just know I will learn from your comment

Good to know

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by happney65: 9:28pm On Jan 19, 2016

profojah2:

Since I'm yet to clock 18 and an inept virgin. Make I call my Ogas
cc Obontami
Happney65
braine
Kinglekan
2dice
falconey

What is Cum?Is it that thing that drips like Milk abi wetin?Me no know ohhhh.. grin

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Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 9:30pm On Jan 19, 2016

I am a philosopher... Cuming is an aberration... undecided

Omotayor123 good evening kiss

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jan 19, 2016

happney65:

What is Cum?Is it that thing that drips like Milk abi wetin?Me no know ohhhh..

I don't know .. I only know 'Come" ~ wa, zo, bia..

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by happney65: 9:32pm On Jan 19, 2016

profojah2:

I don't know .. I only know 'Come" ~ wa, zo, bia..

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 9:35pm On Jan 19, 2016

happney65:

Oko Alicia keys.. She just dey disturb me for office today. You better warn her.

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by happney65: 9:39pm On Jan 19, 2016

profojah2:

Oko Alicia keys.. She just dey disturb me for office today. You better warn her.

Henhen?She call you?abi on whatsapp?Na confused babe she be..Her wahali too much

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by greatness22(m): 9:57pm On Jan 19, 2016

Omotayor123:
Freemanan, Kazrem, adedayourt, asumo12, [b]greatness22, fynestboi, oya make una come here

Lolzz, i neva start to dey do dat kind thing....

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by ucnwafor(m): 10:11pm On Jan 19, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
your dad infected me with stupidity. I.diot

mehn!! I dnt know what u guys gain on abusing nd insulting even to someone s papa, not fair

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 10:11pm On Jan 19, 2016

Obioraaa:
awwww.. So sweet.. I bought something for you

that's sweet hun but I am the skinny type. I hate chocolates cry

Re: Guys, Gist Us. by Nobody: 10:12pm On Jan 19, 2016

lilzcee:
it depends, if the hole is too tight, omo na die

lolz

Don't die o

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