₦airaland Forum

STFUareyouGod:
definitely not my hand. Not even if I was drunk *pukes*

doveda:
Puhlese

She is frustrated with you! I don't blame her at all. I was about to go mental on you.

Youngpo413:
I've seen a prostitute with firm breasts,I mean very firm and attractive and sweet to touch,I'm sure her boobs are fondled carelessly by so many men,pls how do you explain that?

ireneony:
smh....

STFUareyouGod:
na the girl wey op just dey embarrass upandan dey even bother me. Why not respect the girl's privacy and let her be? Some dudes tho

He's saving his own face and personality by coming up with a masked moniker only to drag people into Shii

STFUareyouGod:
wetin the dude want?

STFUareyouGod:
this is serious.

STFUareyouGod:
hehehe. You must get time for this one o. This particular one, you must find time

DonChippy:
Roger that!
That'll be after I'm done with my sweetheart here.
Wait a minute.
Who can even get tired of her?

DonChippy:
I'm not judging anyone here.

Just saying what now happens to her?

Does every other Nairalander run away from her now because of what happened so she can die in silence?

No.

That's why she's now my sweetheart.

Any more objections?

DonChippy:
Not at this moment.
Got a better booty for me?

I'll kindly leave her so they can reconcile.

DonChippy:
GUY CODE my foot.

This is where I fight the good fight for the feminists in the house.

What becomes her faith when she decides to move on. To die in silence and rot in shame.

You guys should fear God na!

After all, ya'll keep wanting a steady supply of pvnny, theb you don't take care of the ones who are ripe and ready.

DonChippy:
THE TRUTH

The boy's obsessive personality has made us lose one of Nairaland's prettiest and most level headed lass.

iambae was correct when she said they never had a relationship. Truth is, online/e-relationships is quiet different from real ones. All they did was profess love all over Nairaland that did not exist.

Then we all saw the crack on the wall when my darling created a thread about his threatening her and stuff. I immediately knew that dude wasn't right for her.

Anyhoos. She took her time and found a way to wriggle herself out of the relationship. She also reduced her activities on Nairaland altogether.

My crux on the matter now is that my darling stopped updating her popular diary and she stopped posting her pic on her profile thereby getting less attention and admirers while the little rat kept on with his life like nothing happened. Keeps chyking other girls and stuff.

Now this is unfair.

How come it's girls who get to suffer most during a break up?

That's why I have come to the rescue. Now she's coming back strong eventhough I will prefer to keep it low key.


Any objections?

STFUareyouGod:

Sinnz you got a new crush

obiorathesubtle:
I don't even know what is going on here.

DonChippy:
Who cares.

DonChippy:
I specialize in snatching people's girlfriend.
Too bad it takes more than being a fine boy to keep a woman.
Oga! Do I know you?

lanicky:
Hmmm ....Nairaland is no longer what it used to be. Oga o.