₦airaland Forum

Olaimpeccable:
Haba now... She is a basic b!tch

Fixed

ginggerxy:
bro i dnt knw either of you b4 but dat's outrageous

Okay... But I only spoke my mind.

obiorathesubtle:
nna.. I bukwa ace hood.. Hustle hard

Nna.. owu iwu chukwu

Burntcoal:
same here, God is in charge of my sex life

Are you kiddin me?

obiorathesubtle:
father's dialect is onu orodo in Mbaitoli LGA of Imo state..

Naa.. I was brought up in port harcourt.. I even hear and speak Ikwerre to an extent..


So you lived in Lagos throughout? All these lag boys sef.

Hehehehe Orodo is kind of close to owerri. I live in owerri currently.


Yea.. Was born, bred and buttered in lagos city... Moved to Owerri to study.. Then moved to PH to hustle... Then moved to Abu dhabi to continue the hustle... Then moved back to Owerri to further my education and perfect the hustle


Story of my life...


Nnwanna, biko hapu nwa'ahu.. Achokwam okwu na uka ya..

obiorathesubtle:
haha.. Umuaka n'eji ire ha a machi utele umu nwanyi na Nairaland.

Hehe.. Fellow Imolite! Anambra sounds good, I like their Igbo.. But it's too easy to understand, so it's less exciting for me.


Hehe, you don't write so badly na.. But it's good you're making extra effort to learn the language.. It's one of the most important things our fathers left behind for us.. Next thing I want to do is learn my father's dialect.. I have to pick out words one after the other when my father speaks.. It's difficult ehn..

Yea.. Igbo is Igbo until you hear Nsukka, deep parts of owerri and parts of Ebonyi or Anioma people speak.. Then you'll know Igbo is Igbo and Ibo.. But as long as abu'm nwa afor.. Enweghi ihe n'eme.. M ga mmuta asusu obula a n'akpo Igbo..

LOL. Hapu ha, ka ha na'ezuzu


What's your fathers dialect?? Obu onye akwaibom?

Yea, Nsukka's tongue is kyna hard to grasp trully but you'll surely pick out a thing or two when you hear it.

Where you brought up in the east? Abi u be Lagos pikin like us?

I didn't have any sex. I'm married to Jesus

Suigeneris93:
Few bred and brought up Igbo peeps in the heart of Igboland feel the way you do. No matter the amount of exposure to western influence and xtianity

Okay oo. Its just my opinion.

obiorathesubtle:
ooh.. Mgbeke ahu nwere supporters club ekwa?? Nna.. Ihuna ihe n'eme..Le le anya oo

Mba.. I'm from Imo, but I mix abia and imo when I speak.. I learnt Imo from childhood, so I know imo well, but I lived in abia for a long time, I learnt different dialects.. So abia and imo Igbo kinda mixed in my mouth.. Sometimes my mother laughs when I speak.. But I can't help it..

My roommate in school is from Enugu.. I want to learn that one too, so I can grasp quickly what phyno raps.. Cos he uses Enugu, general Igbo and a lot of slangs

You sound Anambra or Enugu or between.. I dunno, but I noticed you 'L' instead or 'R'

Nna.. ichefuela na owu umuaka juru nairaland?
ha enwero choice, as long as owu nnwayi, ha ga supportu ya.


I'm from Imo too bro, but I enjoy mixing the Anambra dialect cos it sounds swankier .


I hardly even speak Igbo with my parents hence my inability to write it properly . But I'm still learning tho.. I moved to the east and its really helped in improving my ability to communicate in my local tongue.


Igbo is igbo bro.. Be it enugu or ebonyi or oguta.. You just have to pay attention and listen carefully, I'm sure you'll grasp it as long as ibu nwa afor..

obiorathesubtle:
nwoke di ka onye?? tufiakwa! O gaghi a di ekwensu mma!

Owu ewu di ka ya ga alu ya beko...

Nwoke obula di ka'm ga alu ya... Amadioha ga a ra ya ike.

LOOOL!!!.. Ka ndi "supporters club" ya nnwude gi


Nnwanna, ina asu asusu ndi umuahia, iwu onye ebea biko?

Suigeneris93:
My dear its tradition and its smth that may never go away with time

Its was "tradition" to kill twins and albino's before wasn't it?

At some point in yoruba land, they used to think people suffering from malaria were possessed by "abiku"

Many of these so-called traditions have faded away with time. And this one will surely die a natural death. Even as a christian, do u still believe in such nonsense??

I've even had this argument with my pops before. I told him I'll marry whoever I deem fit be it osu or yoruba or even hausa and if he doesn't support me, he might as well count me out of his family and let me make mine! QED.

obiorathesubtle:
ka odiri gi na ya otu ahu beko.. Maka nwa'ahu joro njo ehn!!

O buru njo wusa na ahu ya

Oyiri ewu nde mba mmiri.

LMAO!!!

Nwanna, nwa'ahu joro njo pieces!!
Coupled with ala ya ahu darada ka slippers . Chai! Umu nwoke atala afufu!


But okwa ima na owu nwoke dika gi ga alu ya?

I'm not osu, but I've never supported the concept since day 1. People should realise that these things should fade away with time! The concept behind this osu thingy is does not conform with the current trends. Its utterly useless in this generation and will sound even more stupid in the next. Igbo's need to grow up!

Baddo101:
Chai. all my Igbo brothers don hijack this thread.
Igbo kwenu!

Could this mean Igbo girls have d highest % of Saggy boobs

From my observation, yoruba girls have the "saggiest". Hausa's should have the firmest cos they have a stronger sense of morality. Igbo girls are in-between.

obiorathesubtle:
eziokwu?? A madi'm oo..

O gini ka omere gI ji ekwu otu'ahu?

Elekwanu etu iga'esi ama?


Mba enweghi ihe omere'm. Owu ihe ayam furu ka mmu' na'ekwu

Ima na enwere onye iga fu, and obi gi agha eme ya accept. Owu etu osiri diri mu na ya.

What is this?

obiorathesubtle:
lwkm.. I bu onye ara.

Owu odiri ala jolllyjoy vu.. Ala nwa'ahu ayasago

obiorathesubtle:
odakwa ada.. Gbaasa ebe niile ka akwa.

Ala nwayi asaba | Ala nwere "low self esteem"

obiorathesubtle:
ife darada adago.

Nke kwu otor ka'gha adakwa

Mortiano:
lol, hope u undertook what I meant, dat was typo error
.. u must not insult others to raise a point or make ur point know my friend

Fvck off with whateva d fvck you meant.

Ala darada adago.

Estharfabian:
I'm saying....I don't trust anybody.??...


they all messed up in the head..

Hmmmm.... I'll reserve this comment.

Fvck you bro.

Hattchett:
First of all, you're a despicable pervert.
Secondly, you have dirty thoughts and you're carnally minded.
It's idiots_ like yourself that end up defiling their own daughter and would blame it on satan's influence.
Fucking asscock. You should be clubbed to death.

My point exactly.

Estharfabian:
With potential Pedophiles roaming the streets....

Girl, High5 jaweh!

Are you saying you won't trust your own husband? Or that he might just be a paedophile?

Mortiano:
it shows how illiterate u r, must you degrade others to your points know....


evaporate from this thread

You win! I give up.

Estharfabian:
I can bet my ass that You're still A Virgin....

Hehehehe.... U sure don't like your ass

delectablegyal:
Why dn't u like me? U know i luv u. Dn't ban me again. Even if i misbehave, tell me, so i cn apologise.

GAY PIRATE!

I'll put it from the back... Estharfabian likes it that way

Mortiano:
is it proper for a dad to bath her 10 year old daughter?

You must be a perv suffering from acute paedophilia for even thinking about the "improper" things that might happen when a responsible dad bathes his lil girl. Ode!

Long distance relationships are death traps. Won't even advise my enemy to go into it.

softappless:
u shud be happy im mentioning u, without me nairaland will be boring to u.

Thanks. But please desist from mentioning me in that context again.