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She made you her biitch @OP

TrapQueen77:



That's a sizzling hot & spicy groom right there Is he a nairalander too?

Sin.z, ur twin is here ooo...it means ur next

Every evil uncle in my village that says I will not marry this year oya die by fire!! Die by fire!! Die by fire!!!

Dang!
Daniel must be in coma by now

cooldood:
I never asked for such bro. I simply wrote aw I have been feeling for many months here and thought is it normal.

Take a meter rule and see what 8inches actually looks like.

Oshey! Ma nigguh!

Stop fucking small boys that can't take care of you when shiit hits the fan.



But these girls will not listen!

slimthugchimee:
my girlfriend is not beautiful thou, lemme not lie

LOL

cooldood:
I don't seek attention dude. I just feel its small and want to know if some other people feel same.

Why not settle for a dick the size of a Pepsi bottle? Will that one be okay?

Berlynn:
wao ofe-akwu i wuda love to come but u know d distance lol


eat for two nd hv enough blood

We'll eat it together, real soon.

8.5 inches is too small?
Or you're just seeking attention?

Public nudity/sex

Berlynn:
Thevaliant / sin.z

Just got back from the vet.

Lol, come n eat with me
Rice & Ofe-Akwu

Dominique did I say something wrong? Why hide my comment?

Aderola15:
I concur
Gimme High5

Low5

richommie:
Beauty queens


We thank Jah. . .money must made




#YOLO

Something so trivial.


No lele, I'm taking my dog to the vet this morning. He's got fleas deep inside his ears. I'm just wondering how they'll get it out.

Barca, anytime wey you dey find new babe, na that time you go remember romance section.

But ofcourse its Tinder? That's where all the desperately horrny people are!

Deoblazing:
Maintenant que je suis ici, je m'attends à un décorum. Citez-moi déverser la poubelle et votre sang sera sur les «rues» de nairaland.

I don't know wtf this means but I concur.

TrapQueen77:
Hahahahahha... Who knows? nothing is impossible..

First paragraph or 2nd?

TrapQueen77:




I wanna read like:

Watch the VIDEO: Lord SINZ bought the PLAYBOY MANSION in L.A. and invited all HOT curvy girls all over the world for the house warming

SMELLINGANUS a business mogul parading his big boy toys outside his house in Atlanta(pics inside)

COMRADESPADE from Rag to Riches after winning the $200 MILLIONS DOLLARS Jackpot in POWERBALL(pics)




Abeeeg, if y'all become rich... Don't forget me

Can't wait to sit on Hefner's chair and sip cognac out of his cup!



In other news: Nairalanders, TrapQueen77 and StiflerDrug Welcomes Another Set Of Twins (Photos)

Berlynn:
oh thanks alot u made my night...I guess i am gonna sléep like a princess den wake up like a queen

Lol, My queen.. I'd make every single night of yours just to keep you wearing that smile.

Berlynn:
i dont wanna be rude to u..

Going off in a few

Berlynn:
yea, i am alone in d house, bored as Bleep But all thnks to bbn nd nepa... i really wish i hv someone to gist with

I'll buzz u in a min, mami.

jakandeola:
shes not worth it

Well, you wouldn't recognize a gem even if its dangled in front of you.

Berlynn:
how you tonight?

I'm lowkey savoring a good gin while reading. So.. Its a good night so far


You still hooked on that BBN, I guess?