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TrapQueen77:


Hahhahaha... U cud be right my lord..


Good morning

My valkyrie, good morning.

Weathers chilly over here, I'm having coffee before steppin out.

He's taking out that white piece of cloth brides tie around their lap on their wedding day. Cant recall what its called but its no biggie.

TrapQueen77:



It says that d total population is 7.9 billion ppol..

But if u add the females & males, the total population is 8.3 billi... Now my kweshun is, what happened to 0.4billion ppol?

The rest are probably just Shëmales

L0velyn:
next month on the 14th

St. Valentines day?

That's fantastic! You gat plans for that day?

Fabulocity:
Crassly known as a self job

How do you get to know these things?

Treat typhoid.

L0velyn:
when is ur month of birth

Baybee, its october o

U nko?

DRISKLEF:
I'm taking big steps on the low-key, Sin.z. Thank you so much and more.


Yea, a co-admin actually.

Alright bruh... I'll hit u up at dawn.

Sleep tight.

Box chevvy

ChrisOssai:
What's yours

Na october o

Why didnt they born me in august?

The laws of the universe dont understand the word "dating".

Enybliss:
kikikikikik theres alot fun when you guys are many

Well I'll name them, only if you'll join my harem

DRISKLEF:
Not yet, man. But It's all been positive so far.

Glad about that. I hope you harness all that positivity and put it to productive use.

Are you the admin on that site?

Enybliss:
you can always go with all of dem

Just say you want me to die

DRISKLEF:
Heavy mason, GLORY!
Buenas tardes, sir. Peace be unto the sun that shines on us all. GLORY!!!

Are you ON AIR yet?

firstking01:
No na, before i do all these things she must 've convince me that it's for better and for worst

Okay, I think say u wan kill yourself by yourself.

Enybliss:
ehn aproko sweet na

There's just too many special people dear to me here. It will be unfair to name one person na?

Enybliss:
tell me nah don't be shy

This is your own special way of doing aproko this night abi?

She knows herself.

DRISKLEF:
I hold no 11 in high esteem. Nice post.

Oga sir..

firstking01:
1.If it happened that you passed the night with your spouse/fiance, let her wake up and find breakfast ready on the dinning.


2.You hit an eatery with her, pls, use your hand and set the chair for her to seat down.


3.Upon seating down, don't wait for the waiters to come ask you what you care or give you menu, go straight to the counter, ask them what they have, come back and ask her what she'd like to eat...go back to the counter and bring it yourself to her...it doesn't make you less of a man trust me 9).


4.In the midst of the eatings, pls conciously and gently pour the juice in her cup whenever she finished sipping it.


5.Ensure she's very much Ok before leaving the kilimanjaro, genesis, happybite or whatever.


6.Pls, before she visits, make sure you do all the house chores and prolly prepare her best meal upon her arrival...


7.Upon her arrival at your door, don't dare do the mistake of allowing her to stand outside for a long time, and pls open the door with your hands, take off her hand bag and make her to seat comfortably...if possible, first appologise for the stress you put her through, weather her journey was stressful or not it will only make you more gentlemanly



8.Abide by her rules and regulations....if she had told you not to be calling her immediately it's past 10pm, pls do well to adhere to that simple instruction especially if she's still under her parents or a strict guidian...



9.Always endeavour to be the first person to tell her good morning, and when it's noon call to know how the day is going with her...at night, tell her those sweet sweet and romantic things she wanna hear....every girl craves for this but they might never tell you.



10.If the both of you were scheduled to go out together and the time you were supposed to leave was 5pm and it's already 6:30pm, she ask you to wait, pls wait...gentlemen are patient people .



11.Pls, never remind her of her bad sided or flaws no matter what as it could tarnish her pride…



12.Never in your life banter words with her, eventhough she was wrong, lovingly, cherishly and romantically correct her....



13.At every phone conversation with her, pls always end it with "i love you"



14.Don't always return from work empty handed...always surprise her with those things she can't go a day without



15.Whenever she's angry, sort for every possible way to revive back her mood by doing those things that are her weak points in making her happy...every girl has this aspect of there lives that when you touch weathet conciously or unconciously her mumu button will just activate.



16.I'm sorry should be a frequent language in your mouth irrespective of who was wrong....



17.When you visit her parents, pls, don't seat until they ask you to seat...if it was a big family house and some kinda cooking was going on, as a guy who knows how to cook, pls oblige to assist in any possible way you can.



18.While walking on the road, especially a crowdy place pls never let go of her hands.


19.Always tell her she's beautiful everytime she appears in your presence.


20.Give her your shoulder to always lean on when she's facing a difficult time...


21.And lastly but not the least, be a good singer...girls are suckers for guys who can sing with those michael bolton's voice...



Note, the write up is not for those of you with over bloated ego…it's specially dedicated to the gentleman in the house .

Na friend zone sure pass for you oo

Men.

I don't know how I feel about this thread.

5.

TrapQueen77:


She's up there ooo.. Don't worry I told her to be extra careful with ur heart..

Abeg na?

Dang! Shït just hit the fan