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Please i need an urgent advice right now.

I have this girl am dating at my work place....we worked together in the same shift unfortunately i was transfered to another shift. Meanwhile she was afraid of me cheating on her in my new shift.

Later on, she worked in my new shift twice and had seen me with a particular girl...I knew I was gonna receive questions of my life..when we closed from work she then asked

She: who is that girl you always talk to?
Me: she is just a friend which my friend asked me to beg her to date him.
She: hmmmm

Later on she went to ask my friends if i was dating the girl and they all said no and also told her the same thing I told her. After some weeks i heard she was dating a friend of mine in my former shift but I never believed it. i didnt question her, Not until my very close pal asked me if my girlfriend has told me anything..and I was like ...NO, and I asked him what's the problem..he said dont worry..and ever since then I was not myself.
Unfortunately, yesterday night around 11pm she called me, and I was curious to know what has been happening. and she started begging me not to behave in a way that would hurt her and I said okay. And I asked her to tell me what's wrong, she said "one of your friend asked me to date him and I accepted him". I asked her the reason why she did that she said it was to make me jealous. cause she thinks i was dating the girl she do see me with.
since then she has been calling but i refused to pick, she has been sending me text begging me to forgive her.

what do you think I should do?
please I need your advice now..Thanks

what turns me turn is a girl with an uncommon character...

and talking about the body...hmmm the boobs and lips

Give me boobs or you starve me

Give me boobs and starve me

I dont see anything meaningful she is doing....

Pheww....this thread make FP....

Smh

what does the headline read?

"Corrupt Leaders Will Flee Nigeria If Buhari Wins".....

I am only interested in the headline... that mr cockroacha said.....

only IF Buhari wins.....definitely he is not gonna win...

just imagine GEJ without the disturbance of the terrorists group....definitely there are gonna b a lot of transformation....GEJ is the man we all need for a proper revival o this country, if cannot appreciate the deeds of this man.....then you in no way deserve a change......


no offence meant...just saying tho

please can i use it on my nokla 3310....

no offence meant......

what the Bleep would i be doing with a girl who does not know how to cook food for me

where the Bleep is booohari talking from....he should remember that the election is holding in Nigeria and not in London!!!!!

well, this post is seems funny buh very vry touching

What is the most risky thing your have
ever done in your relationship?

As for me out of love i have given out a new blackberry q10 i bought for my use..and i went phoneless...

please share the highest risk you have taken in a relationship...

A good man not only makes you feel
good about yourself, he makes you feel
special and unique in this world. He
makes you happy more often than not.

A good man is someone you wouldn't
mind leaving your five year-old self with.

A good man understands that men and
women are equal. He is looking for a partner, not someone to take care of him and to cook his meals and clean his bathroom.

A good man respects you, and respects women.

A good man has honor, a rare virtue in
modern society.

He respects himself and is striving to be a good person and create positive
energy in the world.

A good man doesn't cheat and lie
because he is afraid of being caught;
rather he doesn't cheat and lie because
he is a man of honor and respects
himself as such.

A good man will hold your hand, and hold you. He will hold you when you cry, hold you when you’re sick, hold you when you look like crap- and tell you that you’re beautiful.

A good man is mature. Boys will be boys, but boys aren’t men.

A good man is confident in himself and
in his place in the world, enough so that he can laugh at himself.

A good man has a sense of humor.

A good man has a giant heart and is kind to all, great and small. He is not only nice to those with more power who could help him out in return one day, but to small children, animals
and waitresses as well.

He is caring and considerate of your
feelings, even when they don’t make
sense.

A good man realizes that strength and
self-worth come from within, not from
external factors like a fast car, fat bank
account or big muscles.

A good man holds the door for other
people- not just for women he is trying
to bed.

A good man is not afraid to show
affection, because he knows that giving a hug or displaying emotions does not make him less of a man.
It makes him human.

A good man splits the household chores 50/50; after all, you both ate the food and made the messes equally.

A good man realizes that your time and
work is just as valuable as his and does
not expect you to clean up after him.

A good man is not threatened by
success, because he is successful too-
or at least striving for success.

A good man knows there is enough
success to go around.

A good man offers his seat to old people on the bus.

A good man is your fan, and lets you
know this on a regular basis with words
and actions.

His emotional support makes you a
stronger person, which does not threaten him at all, because he sees you as a team, not as competitors.

A good man loves his mother.
Men who hate their mothers either do so without reason (which is bad) or hate them for a reason (which is worse).

A man who hates his mother has issues that you cannot fix.

Most of all, A good man makes you want to be a good human entity! ..

What kind of man do you have

The most important lesson i have learnt..Twas when i was forming for a girl, buying different things for her until i realised that i have spent my transport but could not tell her that i have exhausted my money...Ever since then i have always been myself.. no forming.

Men and women are so different, but
still can’t live without each other. In
today’s article, let’s talk about random
fun facts about women you probably
never heard of.

1) An average woman eats about 2-3
kilos of lipstick in her lifetime.

2) Women blink about 2 times more
often than men. Interesting why?

3) A woman will more easily trust
somebody who hugs her for at least 15
seconds.

4) 80% of women’s wrinkles are caused
by excessive sun exposure.

5) Women usually tie the belt of a
dressing gown higher than their belly
button, while men tie it lower.

6) A woman doesn’t like it when her
hands are free, this is why she is likely
to carry with her a purse, gloves, a book
or…something else…

7) The first computer programmer was
a woman. Her name is Ada Lovelace.

According to researches, an average
woman spends about 120 hours a year
looking at herself in the mirror, which is
approximately 5 entire days a year!

9) After making love, women don’t feel
like sleeping. They feel like talking and
kissing.

10) While turning to the call, a woman
usually just turns her head, while a man
will turn his entire body. It’s because
women have more flexible neck.

11) While making love, a woman
worries about whether she looks pretty.

12) A woman opens beer bottles with a
beer bottle opener.

13) Ladies close their ears with fingers,
while men – with hands.

14) When you ask a woman to give you
a lighter, she won’t test the speed of
your reaction, she will just give it to you.

15) A woman prefers that her man
reads her desires in her eyes…this is
why communication between the two
genders often gets complicated.

Don’t take it seriously, these are just
funny facts

What other fun facts about women do
you know?

Please, share your thoughts
in the comment section below.

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We are still struggling to have those in government in Nigeria to reduce the millions of Naira they earn by way of salaries and allowances, so money can circulate and the masses can, at least, live a decent life.

But in Norway, a country where institutions work and leaders can’t spend billions on Private Jet without any questions, their citizens live like
actually human beings. Even those in prison for one offence or the other
are treated like kinds and properly rehabilitated before coming out.

why is Sean tizzle's tattoo looking like a bra....this world ehhhhh

Nice say from a wise man...

Gej2019 until buhari learns how to pronounce 'APC'.....

You know that amazing feeling you get
when you kiss someone you really like?
Or maybe a partner from long ago who
still gives you that tingly feeling? Kissing is more than just moving your lips and tongues in synchrony. Enjoy some fascinating yet unusual facts about kissing:

1. The longest recorded kiss in history is 58 hours 35 minutes and 58 seconds.

2. The average person will spend 20,160 minutes of his or her life kissing.

3. A passionate kiss burns 6.4 calories
per minute, You burn between 10 to 15
calories in a romantic kiss, it depends on the duration and intimacy of the kiss. Kissing more often is correlated with the reduction of bad cholesterol and stress.

4. Most people remember their first kiss
more vividly than the first time they had
sex.

5. Where to kiss a man:

Ears: Men love to be kissed on their Ears “You can feel and hear the girl’s breath
and it makes things more intense” said
Chris 35 years old.

Fingers: “kisses here send shivers through my body. And let’s just say it reminds me of something” said Kevin 25 years old.

Neck: “It’s like there’s a string connecting my neck to my genitals. It’s very arousing” said Erik 33 years old.

Belly: “In a way it’s innocent-people are
always playfully poking each other bellies, and in another way, it’s not innocent at
all.” said Matt 31years old

6. Where to kiss a woman
Her Lips:
Kissing a woman’s lips is symbolic and
sensual. Her lips are among the most
sensitive parts of her body.

*Her Earlobe Kissing a woman’s Earlobe is a great way to turn her on. The earlobes are very sensitive!!!

*Her Arm: Kissing the arms is unexpected and intimate and will definitely turn her on.

*Her Outer Thighs: The outer thighs also have a lot of nerve endings. Kissing a woman there builds up sensual tension.

*Her Neck The neck is among the best
places to kiss a woman. It’s very Intimate area and if done right can get her excited.

7. Sensitivity of the lips is 200 times
higher than that of the fingers, like
fingerprints or snowflakes, no two lip
impression are alike.

8. Men who kiss their partners before
leaving for work average higher incomes than those who don’t. lol

9. 65% of people keep their eyes closed
while kissing- The rest take pleasure in
watching the emotions run the gamut on the faces of their partners.

10. Kissing is good for teeth- The
anticipation of a kiss increases the flow of saliva to the mouth, giving the teeth a plaque-dispersing bath.

11.The most important muscle in kissing is the orbicularis oris, also known as the kissing muscle, which allows the lips to “pucker.”

12.Approximately 2/3 of the population
tip their head to the right when they kiss.

13. Saliva contains salt, minerals, and
other substances that cause breath odor to exchange in an open mouth kiss.

These changes regulate a woman’s
receptivity to procreative activities, but the human mouth is full of bacteria,
when two people kiss they exchange
between 10 million – 1 billion bacteria!

14.Men are more likely to initiate kissing before sex while women more so after.

15. Scholars are unsure if kissing is a
learned or instinctual behavior- In some
cultures in Africa and Asia kissing is not practiced.

Because a kiss brings two individuals
together in an exchange of sensory
information by way of taste, smell, touch, and possibly even silent chemical messengers called pheromones (odorless airborne signals), it has the potential to provide all kinds of insight into another
person. So even when our conscious
minds may not recognize it, the act can
reveal clues about a partner’s level of
commitment and possibly his or her
genetic suitability for producing children.


Happy Smooching Everyone!!!

thanks for telling me lies ....OP..which year yemi alade start muziq....next lie to me again.. but this time it ain't working....

Gej42015

I have been lucky enough to fall in love
twice but unlucky enough for either of
the relationships to last. I am still
reeling from my last relationship but
Now it's more a case of just not
knowing if there's someone out there
for me, I would just like to ask, how
many times can you fall in love before
finding the right person? Some may see
this as a silly question and there's
probably no definite answer but I feel so lucky to have had at least experienced love in my life that maybe my luck has run out and I'm just meant to be alone for the rest of my life (as self pitying as that may sound).
Or maybe those men were just not right for me and I'm yet to meet the man who is.. I guess what I'm asking is.. Are there people out there who thought they found love, only to find it didn't work out and went on to find something even better? I feel so lost at the moment, I know I really gave my all to both those relationships, and now I feel disheartened that I will ever find someone who will love me for me,
it would be nice to have a small amount
of reassurance.
Has anyone been in my place and are
now happily in love?

For some time now I’m confused about my feelings and I think that by writing the story it would be easier for me to find an answer.
After marrying the man, with whom I
thought I would spend the rest of my
life, we started trying for a baby. After 4
years and several IVF attempts I finally
got pregnant. It was a hard pregnancy.
The whole time I felt that my husband
was cheating. We had many
conversations, and of course he denied
it. It got to point where I started to think
that I was hormonal, crazy or just
imagining stuff because of the
pregnancy.
I decide to find out if i was right and
no surprise there he was cheating on
me the whole time. There I was
pregnant and the man decided he was in love with some girl, who smugly
decided to come to my home with a
bunch of her friends.
After that I was scared for the baby and
myself. After he said he was “sorry”
and that he “loved me” I decided to stay
with him until I give birth and then make a decision.
Currently my child is alive and well, a
really happy baby, very loved by
everyone, including his father. But this
relationship does not work for me, I
cannot swallow the insult. He lost my
trust and in some ways my love. I think
I will be better of without him.
Please tell me what you think.

I USED to be that innocent girl who had
the world at her feet. I was beautiful
and I had eyes and hips that could make men sway, and to top it all up, I was a Christian, a very good Christian with a heart burning for God.
When I entered the university, I met a
guy, his name was Derrick. I couldn’t
believe my luck the first time I bumped
into him on my way to class. He had
such a kind smile and a tender look that weakened my knees when he spoke.Because I was late for class we couldn’t talk much but barely three weeks later, I met him at the fresher’s night party and I was overwhelmed. We got talking and I found out that he was in his second year and from that night, we became an inseparable pair. At first, we were friends and as months passed by, we got closer and closer and the chemistry between us was undeniable.

About a year after I entered the
university, Derrick and I started dating.
He was everything a girl could ever
want and desire save the fact that he
wasn’t so much of a Christian. Derrick
had magical hands that made him hard
to resist and most times I fell for it. At
first, I felt bad but when I couldn’t help
falling into the same pit I killed the guilt
on my inside. And then one day, one of
my friends said I was getting fatter and
that got me thinking and in the process I began to link the dots…first I had a
vomiting spree every morning which I
thought was due to a flu and then I had
this morning sickness which I felt was
due to stress and then my missing
period…oh no it can’t be possible I said
to myself, I couldn’t be pregnant!!!
After a series of tests outside school, I
realized the deadliest truth: I was indeed pregnant. I was only nineteen, I still had a whole life ahead of me, what was I going to do? I couldn’t tell my parents, they wouldn’t hear of it. I had to go to Derrick to tell him what I had found out.

On telling him, I saw him fly into a
temper I had never seen in my life. He
was so hysterical, calling me all sorts of names and I didn’t even know when I
started crying heart drenching tears of
hurt and betrayal. When he looked into
my eyes he must have realized how
scared and hurt I was and so he pulled
me close and ran his hands through my
hair until I had calmed down and then
he said to me in the most subtle voice
ever: “why don’t you have an abortion?”.
I pulled back instantly, I couldn’t have
an abortion! But when he talked about
my parents and the sanctioning of the
school and the fellowship which I
belonged to, I knew I had no other
choice.


Derrick had made all the arrangements
and so on the supposed day we went to the room-like clinic. I shivered all
through my way there but Derrick kept
telling me that it would be okay and that he was proud that I made such a brave decision. When I entered into the room where the abortion was supposed to take place, I laid down on the table trying to dissociate my mind from what I was about to do and then a young man told me sternly, “you know I can’t perform this procedure with your
underwear on” and then I began to pull
it off. As I did this, a sense of guilt
overwhelmed me, first I had pulled off
my underwear of pleasure and now I
was pulling it off to get rid of the stigma the pleasure had brought…what a shame, I felt so exposed.

All through the times that I felt
instruments coming in and out of me, I
kept thinking of the lady I had become
and the hypocrite I had transformed
into. I let out a sigh, only if I can get
through this I muttered… only if…and
then I felt a sharp pain pierce through
the whole of my body, I screamed but
then the doctor told me to be quiet. I felt another pain but this time I bit my lip and then the pain began to come in
successions. I instinctively knew that
something was wrong but I was too
weak to talk or to move and then I
heard the voices of Derrick and the
doctor talking about the fact that I was
bleeding excessively. The pain was so
unbearable and I could feel myself
getting weaker and weaker. With the
last strength in me, I pleaded with God
“Oh Lord, I’m so sorry for taking my
underwear off, please forgive me.” and I
drifted into a world where the pain
seemed less hurtful and the voices
seemed more distant.


Friends, our bodies are the temple of
the Lord… Do not take off your
underwear when the time is not right.
Lots of girls who gained admission into
the university as virgins eventually lost
it so cheaply to guys who have nothing
to do with their destinies. In a bid to get a certificate, they sold out a destiny that certificate cannot guarantee.

Friends, permit me to say it for the
umpteenth time, even if you have lost
your virginity, you can become chaste
again! Record a period of virginity from
a particular time till marriage and in the
presence of God, you are as chaste as
someone who has known no man
because you have chosen to honor Him again despite your past.
Virtuous women aren’t in bed with their
fiancé right now. If he is sleeping with
you…he’s sleeping with others. Yup, you are not the only one. A boyfriend, even a long term one, is STILL not a
husband. Too many women are giving
boyfriends husband privileges! We keep losing what is rightfully ours because we keep messing with what’s not ours.

There is just something classy about a
woman who can control her emotions!
Many have been laid on the slab of
abortion, yet they keep involving in
activities that will take them back on
that slab! Risking it all!

Please, DON’T TAKE OFF YOUR
UNDERWEAR!
Any man who has not
signed his life to you is not worth it!