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Lol

I was in my sitting room and I heard people shouting "turn off the TV"
"turn off the control switch"

I ran straight to my switch to put off the light..


There was an electrical surge and you need to see the way the light went on and off about three times in a second.


In a same clime Adebayo Adelabu should have resigned or been sacked since he can't proffer any solutions to the nation power sector..

Botreat:
My woman is cheating, but i want to mess with her brains before I trash her.

Found out about it from her WhatsApp chats. she's been with me for over 15months barely contributing anything in the house. I met her at a low point in her life and she has told me on several occasions how she was suicidal before we met.

I had never been a fan of checking my partner's phone, but something lead me into checking her chats and for a moment i doubted if it was my girl's chats I was reading. How she's gone on dates with multiple men, how they've been having sex with one of her cell members from church, how she's had girls sending her pictures of their nudes, how she has sent her nudes to men on several occasions.

She's had infections i had to spend so much treating thinking she got it from the toilet because she always complains she doesn't like seating on the toilet seat.

I was really shaken by these discoveries, but I feel better now after discussing it with my guy. Now it's game time and I would so mess with her brain that she would be scared of cheating in future.

The only reason I haven't sent her packing is because I fell into some kind of financial troubles and she had to lend me some funds to support my business and I currently cant pay back everything.
I know she's scared of losing this relationship because that would mean she becomes homeless and would have to start fending for herself completely, also from her chats with the guy she is currently having sex with, I can tell he doesn't care about her. He's here just for the sex and isn't ready for any commitment.

Yesterday I told her I've been having this recurring dream about our relationship, but cant recall the details. This morning I just sent her a message about a dream vaguely describing the guy she's having an affair with. Telling her about how a shadow came and was puling her away from me. she took it with so much shock and immediately she got stomach upset and started throwing up. After cleaning up she came back telling me dreams are just figments of imagination bla bla bla, that she's not going anywhere, telling me how I have impacted her life since we met.

Next time I am going to tell her the shadow came with a face, but I cant recall where I know the face, but I am very sure if I see the face anywhere I would remember it.

When I am done messing with her, I'll call my guy to come around and we disgrace her and send her out of the house. I want her scared of cheating in her future relationships.

She isn't your wife bro...

She can do whatever she likes with her body...

If you want her to be completely faithful to do the needful..

ItsTutsi:
I’m suffering from erectile dysfunction for about 2 months now, I was very active sexually, all of a sudden this early November, I lost all appetite for sex and can’t get an erection

This has made me very depressed and anxiety has made me lose interest in everything, weak and sluggish. I cant concentrate on anything

what could be the reason pls?

Hello Sir!

Good afternoon!

You didn't state your age...

He shouldn't be allowed to enter the country right now because there is a recent breakout of respirator disease in China which has claimed people's life.

Nnamdi Kalu messed up so much....

At a point he started preaching violence which led to an increase attack and murder of military personnel...

I will never forget how Dora Akunyili's husband was murdered....



It will be very very hard to release him...

His brother Ayo Fayose who was good at stomach infrastructure was the most laziest governor in Nigeria during his tenure..

Chai

I pity those who are not using prepaid meters...

veraponpo:
Hope keeps rising everyday with this government at the federal level.

If they can get agriculture, security, steel production (Ajaokuta and other related matters), and affordable transportation right, Tinubu's name will be in the history of Nigeria as the father of the new Nigeria.

They are going in the right direction.

How come you skipped electricity?

PresidObi:
APC liars.

Peter Obi did these in Anambra

1. Built all local roads, connected every town to every town by road
2. Built all federal roads, left the 10 lane federal express that leads to Delta (still very smooth today, federal government failed there)
3. Built 2 big housing estates in Awka
4. Built all inner street roads in all the markets in Onitsha and Nnewi
5. Empowered SMES, enabled millions of traders to take loans and start millions of businesses which later spread to many other states
6. Saved 75 million dollars of Anambra state money
7. Built many new companies in Anambra, all are still functional, except the ones not making profits due to TPain shege
8. Renovated all secondary schools in Anambra state
9. Rebuilt all universities and tertiary institutions in Anambra
10. Paid off all contractors and salaries before leaving office.

Peter Obi is a messiah who dwarfs all knows APC leaders dead or alive, they are afraid of his sterling performance so they will spend time trying to raise propaganda lies against Peter Obi for the next 8 years while people suffer in a hopeless Nigeria

N.b.
I forgot the hospitals, he built many hospitals in Anambra state, including the odumegwu Ojukwu teaching hospital in Awka which he built from the scratch. I have forgotten many other achievements, I will keep adding them.

No evidence of all this things you wrote..

Infact Obi has no landmark achievement on Anambra State.

meobizy:
I get all my advice from Reddit. This place is for typing rubbish.

Funny thing is Reddit is worse than this place....


Moreover reddit is a worldwide forum compared to Nairaland..

What does this mean please?

Ynix:
roughly 12k if you handle it yourself

Thanks..

Can I use the documents to open a business account at the bank?

How much does it cost to register a business with Corporate Affair Commission (CAC)

How much does it cost to register a business with Corporate Affair Commission (CAC)

Chris Brown is bigger than Davido and Burna Boy combined..

Kingju:
I agree the people are trying, but ask yourself, how many people you know that would hit their chest and say, i want to do this particular thing for my country so that it can get better. Nigerian government is the reflection of Nigerian citizens that's the truth. We all want to japa, me inclusive. When we get there, we abide by their rules, but here, we act anyhow, untill we start doing something individually to change Nigeria without expecting anything apart from the growth of the country, Naija go still remain like this.

Mr Pansophist spoke sense into your brain..

Tinubu and his family has destroyed Nigeria.

What's the power situation in your area/city today?

Since 8am after power was interrupted, up till now it hasn't been restored...

Chai!

Tinubu and his family have ruined Nigerian

Has the national grid collapsed again?

Sonnobax15:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders......Hope y'all are having a nice day + flexing on the harmattan season that's already gotten it's aroma allover the place?

So, recently,I was added to my primary school WhatsApp group......It's been over 20 years since we left primary school and it was indeed a good time to have a flashback of the memories of how and who we used to be back then as kids,under the same roof of the same classroom as classmates....

The reason for the reunion came about as a result of the fact that one of our classmates was about getting married....It was indeed a fun-filled moment as we were already vibing and reminiscing on our past

Suddenly,I began to notice how some guys were showcasing and boasting about how they have made it in life.....Some were even posting pictures of their expensive cars and beautiful houses....I was really happy for them,at least for seeing those whom I grew up with making it to the top...It actually gave me joy as I hoped to make it like them someday too


But then again,what really killed my joy was when one of them started to call out the names of those who used to take from the first to third positions in class ...The annoying part was that he sent it via voice note and was like mocking us about not being successful yet like those of them who were considered as the dullards back then in school.....I felt really pissed off😡. The fun was brutally murdered instantly and I began to notice how many people started to exit the group one after the other 😔. I wasn't left out cuz I also made sure I dusted my shoes and left too before they would post the pictures of me riding my keke ...what was supposed to bring us together only ended up disintegrating us further and made us felt like we were losers . As a matter of fact, I've vowed never to be a member of any WhatsApp group from henceforth . Cuz it seems these guys are only out to add more pains to people's depression

Have anyone experienced this kind of scenario before?

No harmattan over here...

It's still raining..

Lol



Obj doesn't take side with anyone

madridguy:
Tinubu is less than 2 years, he needs more time to fix some things.

Those Antamadu trying to gas light the Yoruba race over Tinubu, 100 years to come, Yoruba will be ahead you. You shall continue to hustle to come to SW before you can do anything.

At bolded...
Same thing some îdîots told Nigerians eight years ago...

You have always been an Èdîot.

Nigeria is presently experiencing a total Black because presently the national grid is not generating e

harmargedon:
Good morning Nland family, please I need a laptop urgently and I'm currently without money. I know it's much to ask, but I'll be happy if someone helps me out with anyone.

Don't be a lazy Nigerian youth....Go and work for the money you need in buying yourself a laptop..

No light for my area right now..

Daejumong:
What Women want from their Husbands! If you can do these daily, your wife Will Never leave you or cheat on you!

Stay Connected Emotionally:
Regularly share your thoughts and feelings. Emotional intimacy is crucial for maintaining a strong bond.

Show Appreciation:
Express gratitude for the things your wife does. Small gestures of appreciation can make a big difference.

Keep the Romance Alive:
Plan date nights, surprise her with small gifts, or write her a heartfelt note. Keeping the romance alive helps maintain the spark.

Take Care of Your Appearance:
While personality is key, maintaining good hygiene and dressing well can also be important. It shows that you care about yourself and your relationship.

Be Supportive:
Support her goals and dreams. Being a reliable partner who encourages her aspirations can strengthen your connection.

Communicate Effectively:
Good communication helps resolve conflicts and prevents misunderstandings. Listen actively and speak openly.

Share Responsibilities:
Participate in household chores and parenting duties. Sharing responsibilities can reduce stress and build teamwork.

Stay Physically Active:
Engaging in physical activities together, like going for walks or working out, can be fun and healthy for both of you.

Keep Learning and Growing:
Show interest in personal growth and learning new things. This can make you more interesting and engaging.

Maintain a Sense of Humor:
Laughter is a great way to bond. Keep a sense of humor and enjoy fun moments together.

Guys try and follow all these rules and see how your wives would over love u! She will never cheat no matter the temptation!

Then provide for the family.....

You are a kid and a joker

Helinues and other APC thugs and miscreants on this platform should be able to answer this question..

healthkknatural:
Has the National Grid Collapsed Again ? The Light went off just now.

11:58 am

Maybe it has collapsed again.....

At exactly 11:57 or so light went off at my location in Lagos state.

I doubt if Aba still enjoy 24 hours power supply
..

Infact, presently the whole of Abia state is in darkness despite after making a whole lot of noise that they now generate their own electricity..

He is 54 and bangs the pûssy better than guys in their twenties..

What is the meaning of TOS.