₦airaland Forum

Skibofire:
oga do u play FIFA? + I will be very happy she tries to play but when she scores "a kick that is free" I will be quite optimistic.

Skibofire:
To score free kicks on fifa is extremely difficult + she is a girl..they are things u just don't learn on your own

Skibofire:
To score free kicks on fifa is extremely difficult + she is a girl..they are things u just don't learn on your own

Vinshu:
Supposed to know? I cannot read his mind.

jonaji:
... When you finally meet that lady that turned you down because you didn't have much, now you have ..... Would you do same

pinceprinz:
Vagina no get size my bros

Vinshu:
You were rude!

She wanted to introduce you to her friend and you declined. She is your girlfriend but She is free to have other friends too. So you made the insult.

Chanzy1:
Let this be the gathering of the men of the nights watch, the royal faithfuls of Kings landing, the followers of Daenareys, the people of the North and men from the kingdom of veil for though Jon Snow knows nothing. we do know that winter is coming and death comes with it and for all the crimes done against it, the North remembers.

siamia:
I miss those days when e cudnt go to sch until our right hand cud reach our left ear! Lol
I remember when we went to school, lined up & d headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform, then we march to our classrooms. U Remember now??• D days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin biscuit, Trebor, Iced Coloured water tied in nylon- we called it "lolly"• D days of Goody-Goody & Pako biscuit. D days of Dandy & Bazooka chewing gum, days of Tree-Top sachets, Baba-dudu & Ekanna Gowon sweets, Obi-Edun fruit, Awin, Agbalumo, Ireke-Obo roots, yeye fruit, Bongo coffee, Tate/Lye & St Loius cube sugar, Pambolabola, Majidun rainbow coloured pant with string, Ewekoro pant. D days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar, Eze goes to school, The Adventure of Sousa, An African Night Entertainment, Kyauta, The Directors, The flying doctor in Lesotho, Ogboju Ode ninu Igbo Irunmole, Igbo Eledumare, Alibaba and the Angels. Mr Giwa is a trader.
I remember those days when one naira was money, even stronger than the dolla. I remember when groundnut was 5kobo & chocomilo sweet was 5 kobo• Days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief• D days of mama & papa play• Days when we used to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, change Ur style, ten ten, skipping• Those days when we used to fly kite on streets, those days when rubber band was stock exchange• D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo adverts on black & white TV, Sunday rendezvous by 1:30pm. Days of Elopee dance, Soul Train, Disco '79 & Disco '80, Cock Crows at Dawn. The Old Village Headmaster, Awada-Kerikeri(Baba-Mero Theater), 'Ajimajashan Theater, Baba-Sala, Jacob & Papa-Lolo, Ishiekwu, The Bala-Miller Show, The Art Alade Show, The Harbour's Band, The Soul Train, The Bar-Beach Show, Ere abalaiye, Feyikogbon, The Oyin Adejobi Theater, Ishola Ogunshola (I-Show Pepper), The Osumare Theater, The Omidina Theater, Diran Ajijedidun news cast, Walter Oyatogun reporting, Mirror in the sun, Winds Against my Soul, Second Chance , Madam Kofo, Amebo, Sisi Clara, Zebrudaya, Mrs Ovularia Nwobo alias 4;30, Giringory, Gorimapa, Chief Eleyinmi, Chief Kokonsari, Omo Akara-Ogun, Chief Dagbolu, Chief Faderin, Mr Garuba, Hawaii-5-0, The Famous-five, Combat(Jam Locker, Michael London, Vic Moroe, Pennar Roberts & Long Green) Frank Spencer. When we say 'leke leke give me white finger'• Those days when Bic biro was d best• D days when we used to drink water from d tap, even suck out d water if it's not coming out• The days when NTA will show rainbow sign for 30 mins then national anthem be4 program starts @ 4pm• The days when basket sandals, simbi, Learneds' & Cortina sandals by Bata shoes were d best• Days when we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, Dstv has come, no more old fun! I'm really proud to have experienced all these. If u are not smiling it means u were not born in my generation. Which means u are d INDOMIE generation lol! Abeg share make others laugh too. ROTFL.

dearsly:
Story for the gods!!!
Nobody buys this trash any longer!!! Elections are over!!...Face reality!!!!
Hit like if you know this is another propaganda from APC!!!!

fattbabakay:
When I av airtel tweak piling up to 24gb on ma humble sim?

Truckpusher:
She didn't do it for me.

How would I feel having it at the back of my mind that my boss slept with my wife to-be for me to have a job that would always come around anytime and any other day and just a matter of time.

I will use three months salary to settle her, simple.

Bye bye.

raayah:
" Who was the doctor?"

demmy0325:
The annoyin moment when you are readin this dry thread and U know it will make front page..

HonEmeritus:
I disagree with your submission. Was Ibrahim Shekarau, the current Minister of Education, not a former Governor in Kano?

kolin4ril99:
which network sir?

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intergral:
I predict 2-2 and chelsea will be kicked! Out!!!

JeffCruz66:
seeing TONS of people posting (incorrectly) that Instagram has "banned Jesus" because you are unable to type in the phrase I AM A BORN AGAIN FOLLOWER OF JESUS without getting a community standard violation.

here is the thing. it is NOT about banning Jesus, It doesn't have to do with Jesus, It's simply because the phrase has "gain" and "followers" next to each other. It is a computer algorithm to keep spammers from being able to cover every post on instagram with posts about how "you can "gain" new "followers"... understand? but people are losing their minds over this.

If you add an a between gain and followers
or change the o in follower to a 0
or only use one l in follower
or make the lower case l's in follower, upper case I's instead
then it works fine. it is just those to words side by side .....

you can type Jesus and God and born again and I follow Jesus and everything else. no ban here.

princealbashir:
Speechless. Male sex worker? Never heard such before. Really this world is coming to an end.