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bellabae:hmmm guy no try am oooo cause gone are those days broda.uneducated people in d society are kind of insignificant now adays. |
mperoakeem:that's it sorry for the inconvenience |
wrench: |
pls pals what do u think is wrong with this picture? is he normal,excited, or abnormal.? if he is abnormal, what do u think is d problem |
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”. |
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done." She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to UnCloth himself." She agrees. After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The bastard used coins, so I'm still picking it up and he is still having sex with me!". |
Yomieluv:op I don't have any reasonable thought in mind that's y I brought it here for ur advice. |
my guy u no won use ear hear ooo money mata |
this na real mata. we need to use our brain this time. |
Don't let any one decide for u. U are mature enough to choose that is y u were issued a voters card. imagine only we our self's accepting hard times,corruptness strong economy, sufferness and worst of all our opportunities n rights we deserve with maximum cash reward of #2000 for 4 good years. pls let's use our rights to get what we really deserve. pls vote wisely |
thanks bro |
JOKE OF THE DAY! An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison." Son this year I will not plant cassava and yam because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would have helped me". The son replied his father "Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's were I burried the money I stole". NIGERIAN POLICE" on reading this letter went early in the morning to the house, dug the whole field in search of the money but nothing was found. The next day the son wrote his father again "Dad you can now plant your cassava and yam this is the best I can do from here. Dad replied " haaa my son you are too powerful indeed ,even in prison you still command police men to work for me,I was so suprised to see the IG and team holding hoes and shovels, digging my farm. I will write to you when I want to harvest. Don't laugh alone like n share it and enjoy the fun |
thanks 4 that piece. but my guy am seriously attracted to this girl and so much feel empty without her. what do think I have for her then if not love? |
A true life story...... please don't judge in a hurry ............ A guy(I was asked by my friend) was ask to address an issue between two lovers having a misunderstanding in their relationship. and along the way d guy(me) and the girl in question fell in love. What do you advice the guy (me)my colleges? Note the two guys are close friends. Pls reasonable advice only or keep off if u don't have any to offer. |
A true life story...... please don't judge in a hurry ............ A guy(I was asked by my friend) was ask to address an issue between two lovers having a misunderstanding in their relationship. and along the way d guy(me) and the girl in question fell in love. What do you advice the guy (me)my colleges? Note the two guys are close friends. Pls reasonable advice only or keep off if u don't have any to offer. |
"Kiss of life" it seems, that's the first time of the man kissing a woman |
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