Lol..

OP, no pictures?

thesicilian:
The fire was caused by the failure of the previous government of Barrack Obama to ensure proper voltage from the power company, including the fact that the Fire Service Department had not been paid for the past 4years until we came into office.

LMAO

How do you guys come up with all these very funny thoughts? Cracks me up every single time!! Thanks, man.

Kondomatic:
They will first become excited.

Then wet..

Then soaked..

They will then drown in their wetness and die.

LMAO

harryfloss:
I just recently created a gig but it is not listed as an active gig in the mobile app.it classifies it in the app as pending approval but as active in the main website.Meanwhile I cannot send buyers request in the app because of that but can do so in the site.Does anyone have any idea what this means??

I have experienced that before. What you need to do is use a phone browser in desktop mode to quickly respond to urgent buyer request. Later on, it would change to "active" on the app.

EzePromoe:
Any person wey hunger catch, him go rush go open blog. OP, go and learn trading, blogging is not your calling.

Before that, remember your best friends Google and Wikipedia and ask either of them about Andalusia!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andalusia

Brother, no mind them. Bloggers can lie for traffic.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4573450/Sergio-Ramos-wears-Andalusia-flag-Real-celebrations.html

Izumarock70:
Could this be same reason Igbos are leaving nairaland to biafrasay.com? God help us

Loool! Level 5 Plagiarism

tolugar:


interesting

what services does your "IFA" offer

I think Graphics design, web development and other freelance services. IFA now has ICT skills.

Na wa ooo, the love of the d**k has led many into nonsense. They are no more satisfied with the cucumber again. My brothers take heart and check your HIV status too.

azidomedogo:
when u ask me "Is the ATM dispensing cash or did the ATM pay you" my question to you is that is the ATM only meant for withdrawals,cant i buy airtime,pay bills or do a transfer?

Just say you are not sure, some people could be having a hard day already.

Dpredictor:
I graduated in 2013 and served Nigeria in 2014. I knew I didn't spend my money learning any of those things and skills in camp. I thought I just wanted to be an accountant. The first year passed, the second year passed, and the third year was speedily passing. I traveled from one state to another just to know if I could get a job. All the jobs I got was paying below 20,000 naira and that wasn't what I wanted for myself.

A friend advised me t come to Lagos and stay with him at Gbagada. I obeyed and finally came here. I read a post on FP on how to use churches as a means of getting jobs. I started going to church and I became very active in my church. It was a big church, and I made my presence felt.

After a while, a popular IT firm came a partnered with our church just to train some youths on ICT. Being so active, I was selected to be among the 10 youths they selected to learn web design and web development. Towards the ending of my training, I got an Invite from a firm I never applied for, asking me to come for an interview for the job of a Web Development Intern.

I wasn't even asked for my B.sc. I was only asked some technical questions which I answered with ease and also showed the practical aspect of it.

Just few months back, I was asked to start my job and as an Intern for 6 months, I was placed on a salary of 60,000 Naira. After 6 months like my contract said, "Your salary will be reviewed and it will be in line with the industry's standard." I later got to know that the IT firm was responsible for my placement.

I wanted to share this testimony since, but I decided to wait so as to collect my second month salary, make e no be say na April fool dem do me.

To God be the glory who made all things work for me. God bless Nairaland and all reasonable contributors in this forum.

God bless lalasticlala and seun

I would have uploaded my pay cheque as a proof, but it will look somehow... I no fit shout.

Congratulations!!!
Lol @ the April Fool part

Alright, noted. Just make sure you get yourself a good lawyer, otherwise do well to take olive oil with you when going and don't drop the soap.

Caustics:
sorry bro. make sure you go and give report at any police station.


sprinkle anointing oil on your door next time.

Is this the new anti-burglary system we have been expecting

sammyscholar:
Hmm! Let me gist you guys.

So we were having Talent Show here in NYSC camp, Kano, and some camp officials and soldiers were in attendance. One unbridled guy, who was performing comedy, came on stage and started mimicking the soldiers. We thought he had good joke to crack until he started saying the soldiers don't go to school, and that they behave like animals.

The joke did not down well with the soldiers as they have started dealing mercilessly with us. Though most of them are of least ranks.

LMAO! Comedy gone wrong.

I'm guessing she didn't hold the numbers the right way. Maybe 51

Only low budget devices with 1GB ram or less and low storage capacity phones have to worry about some of the reasons you listed.

themonk:

if you drop whatsapp links on nairaland it would be automatically modified to some other broken link. just drop your digits, ill add you.

dominique:
On your reply page, there's an icon that say a insert hyperlink (looks like the globe), when you click on it it looks something like this [url][/url].
To insert a link, the simple format is [url...]Your Link Here[.../url]

(Please don't include the ellipse, the three dots, when posting the link)


e. g.>>>>[url]images.google.com[/url]

ElectroCute:
UK used Samsung Galaxy S6 or Brand New Infinix Hot 4

Is it unlocked?
Are there any faults with the Samsung phone?
How long has/have the previous owner(s) used it?
Why is the phone been sold?

Answering these questions can help you decide. All the best.

*Yawns! Another fake story, but OP continue.

LMAO

Ladies, please tread with caution around this man.

Seun please change the domain name from Nairaland to Snakeland already.

OP, Registration number is KB/16A. Meaning Kebbi 2016 Batch A. Please how is this recent news?

Chaiii. These people want to make me blind, but my God will not allow it. Please what kind of English is that by the way, because it's definitely not pidgin.

sexybbstar:
You are a slay queen and your moniker shows the {m}... My friend, go and deactivate. Bbstar don catch you.

Lol. He was referring to Nairaland slay queens who would do anything to remain 'relevant'.

Stream 2 Gang!!! Eyaaa, it's not that bad shaa. We might as well as use the Stream 1 guys for information gathering.

Tunnyz:
See Nairaland is the new dashboard

LMAO

Get the bank statement of account the money was transferred to. When you get the account number and bank of the sender, there's a way to use an internet banking app to check the name of the account holder. When you get the name, you search facebook or google the name to get to the account holder. Be sure to confirm the genuine owner of the account before you make the transfer.

All the best.

Emcee6:

Mine is 001156 Reg first day. It was 000837 b4 but l8r changed after I made payment.

Yeah, you're right about that. Those that registered within the first week had new call-up numbers the following week.

@ femigabe, have you tried using a laptop?

sagerasaq:
dope dude

You're welcome.