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Education / Re: How University Of Ibadan Cheats Other Federal Universities In Nigeria by SirKriz(m): 12:16am On Aug 12, 2017
enairaprof:


Therefore someone who has 5.96 in UI will be given a First Class as it would be calculated as 6.0 to one decimal place. But in other federal universities, someone with 4.48 will be denied a first class grade as it is to two decimal place.


For the record, UI has never and will never approximate a student's grade like the example you gave. Even if you have a 5.99, you will be never be awarded a First Class in UI. This is because the result is truncated after the first decimal to 5.9, which is not up to a First Class grade.

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Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Makes 305 Youth Millionaires by SirKriz(m): 10:28pm On Jul 22, 2017
Elmojiid:
if na me i will just use the 1mili to carry 2odds


LMAO grin grin

Guy, you are just too funny. grin

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Phones / Re: Glo Offers Full Day Of Free Data To Customers by SirKriz(m): 10:18am On Jul 21, 2017
naetocm:
So GLO sent me this message earlier today..
A bit skeptical bout recharging tho..you never know with this network people, they might just come and thief d airtime


I tried it. That thing is scam joorh. You need to recharge at least #100 for each #600 of the #6K bonus.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Announces 2017 Batch A Stream II Orientation Course Date by SirKriz(m): 4:12pm On Jul 18, 2017
Their Father!!! Sorry, I meant their Dad!!! I'm no longer interested, I'll wait for Saraki and Co to scrap the program.

They shouldn't disturb me now. Let me quickly get back to what I was doing.

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Phones / Re: How Much Is 128GB Memory Card? by SirKriz(m): 10:50pm On Jul 10, 2017
BRIGHTRIVERS:
guy why? 4k will get u 128gb currently on Jumia!


grin grin Why are you so funny like this?
Phones / Re: How Much Is 128GB Memory Card? by SirKriz(m): 10:49pm On Jul 10, 2017
Ebubemg:
speed

and durability
NYSC / Re: NYSC BATCH A 17 STREAM 2 MEET UP by SirKriz(m): 9:08pm On Jul 10, 2017
HausaOverlord:
I don press the link tire, e no dey work


Lol! Sorry. I noticed too. That's why I created the QR code
NYSC / Re: NYSC BATCH A 17 STREAM 2 MEET UP by SirKriz(m): 9:26am On Jul 10, 2017
4larhhh:

join this WhatsApp group with this link to get posted


This is what you wanted to post:
https:///ojk5M6

hmmm! Still not working even with the [url]Your Link Here[.../url] Use the QR code instead.

Politics / Re: Eko Atlantic City Takes Blame For Lagos Flooding by SirKriz(m): 11:53am On Jul 09, 2017
The water can't just disappear like that, it would merely be displaced.

This tweet shows the gradual sand-filling and how how the water is pushed away to other regions. https://twitter.com/iDREYY/status/883692119260622848?s=09

It's high time we stopped acting nonchalant when it comes to environmental issues and start asking authorities the right questions.

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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by SirKriz(m): 7:57am On Jul 09, 2017
Trush247:
Reviews available. 0.9.094523872

What's your rate? It's a research gig
Education / Re: Zero Divided By Zero Proven To Be Two Mathematically by SirKriz(m): 4:00pm On Jul 08, 2017
tbabs10166:
if u all understand mathematics; you wouldn't say the op is wrong as he didn't break any mathematical rule as seen frm the solution ....infact u can even manoeuvre your answer to give 10 instead of 2.
In mathematics, whatever u divide by zero is termed 'UNDEFINED' which simply means it's not assigned to any particular value.
In summary 0/0 can give u any value depending on how u manoeuvre your solution without breaking any mathematical rule



"Undefined" there means the number could be so small or so large that there's no number in the world that can be used to describe it quantitatively. That is, you cannot pin it down to a particular value that will be universally accepted. So most of the time people loosely refer to it as "infinity", (which in itself is not a quantitative value) when they are considering the "supremum" of the possible values 0/0 can take. But the best answer to 0/0 is indeterminate.

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Politics / Re: Accident At Ojota Bridge In Lagos State,(viewers Discretion) by SirKriz(m): 1:31pm On Jul 08, 2017
shocked
Hope no life was lost? Casualties are bound to occur in accidents of this magnitude, let's just hope it's not massive. And it's not one container but two. shocked shocked
Education / Re: Zero Divided By Zero Proven To Be Two Mathematically by SirKriz(m): 11:45am On Jul 08, 2017
RexEmmyGee:

Are you sure you understood it


Chief, if you think you can cancel (10-10)/(10-10) like that then nothing stops you from doing the same thing to 0/0 at the beginning to give you 1 or 2 or any number for that instance.

The fact is you were tricked into believing the (10-10)/(10-10) part to be equal to 1.

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Education / Re: Zero Divided By Zero Proven To Be Two Mathematically by SirKriz(m): 11:26am On Jul 08, 2017
Well, if you follow this process you will get into an infinite loop of 0/0.

From the proof you uploaded, line 3 shows a (10-10)/(10-10) = 0/0 same thing you started with. So you would continue repeating line 1 to 3 infinitely. Even the limit of 0/0 is infinity, ∞.

Maybe by the time you are done solving, Buhari would have been back hopefully. grin grin

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Science/Technology / Re: World's Largest Heart: 200kg Heart Of A Whale Preserved In Museum(Photos) by SirKriz(m): 6:13am On Jul 08, 2017
Wow! This is big and still looking fresh. shocked


Modified: My first FTC. Hmm, nothing special though. I would like to dedicate this FTC title to all the people going through tough times but they are still staying strong. Be like the whale, have a big heart. You're gonna smile someday. smiley cheesy grin

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Crime / Re: Raped At 12, Had A Baby At 15, Now Sleeps In The Cold (pic) by SirKriz(m): 6:53pm On Jul 07, 2017
Na wa ooo. People dey suffer for this world. Advice to myself and others that care:

DO NOT BRING A CHILD TO THIS WORLD WITHOUT PLANNING, TO COME AND SUFFER UNJUSTLY IN THE HANDS OF MEN.

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Poses With Samurai Sword, Banky W Reacts by SirKriz(m): 10:08am On Jul 06, 2017
Beverages:
i just liked ur pix


Eyaa, thank you Sir
Phones / Re: Etisalat Introduces Timely Based Data Plans For Unlimited Browsing And Streaming by SirKriz(m): 8:28am On Jul 06, 2017
This is robbery I tell you.
Na like this them suppose beat the person wey introduce the idea.

[url]https://www.patchworkoftips.com/etisalat-blaze-on-data/6861/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C4911856502[/url]

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Poses With Samurai Sword, Banky W Reacts by SirKriz(m): 1:42pm On Jul 05, 2017
She should go to Ikorodu and show Badoo guys her talents. grin




I'm tired mennh.

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Crime / Re: Female Kidnapper Caught In Ikorodu Beaten And Burnt To Death Today. Graphic Pics by SirKriz(m): 3:48am On Jul 05, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Why didn't they strip her embarassed

I came here to see boobs but I was disappointed...
Next thread please.


Do you have to be a fool all the time just to please your 'fans'?
Career / Re: Funke Abimbola And Her 23 Pages Of CV Got People Talking by SirKriz(m): 10:19pm On Jul 03, 2017
Even Elon Musk, Tesla Motors CEO, is just one page. People will write novella and call it CV/Resume. No be only 23 pages.

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Romance / Re: Ten Guys You Should Never Date. by SirKriz(m): 12:31am On Jul 03, 2017
Chief! When you type words all in caps, it technically means you're shouting.
Romance / Re: Together-Forever: This Pre-Wedding Photo's Concept Has People Talking by SirKriz(m): 8:46pm On Jul 01, 2017
PapiNigga:
The gap between Adekunle and his pretty fiancee in this pre-wedding photo has got people talking, as it contradicts the inscription "Together-Forever" on their clothes.

What do you think...?

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/07/together-forever-this-pre-wedding-photo.html?m=1

Cc: Lalasticlala


OP, this is what you call a "long distance relationship" grin grin

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NYSC / Re: See Reasons Why NYSC 2017 Batch A Stream II Camping Date Is Delayed by SirKriz(m): 4:14pm On Jul 01, 2017
corpersforum cool
Crime / Re: Man Caught Making Love To Neighbour’s Teen Daughter Inside Parents’ Room by SirKriz(m): 5:42pm On Jun 30, 2017
Lai Mohammed siblings have come again. Which kain nonsense is this sef?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by SirKriz(m): 1:04pm On Jun 29, 2017
Lovexme:


I only see an empty page when I click on 'index'

Okay, what's the size of the unzipped folder you have?
Romance / Re: Guys, Stop Enticing Ladies With Money. by SirKriz(m): 11:00am On Jun 29, 2017
Why should I give a gal money I can't give to my mother? Am I crazy? grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by SirKriz(m): 9:27am On Jun 29, 2017
Lovexme:


Unzipped already. It's not running on the Chrome web server.

cc wryhder


Have you selected the unzipped folder using the Web Chrome Server?

When you have done that, click on that IP address on the Web Chrome Server to launch it.

Once it's launched on the browser, select "index.html" to load the offline curriculum.

(If you are still having issues, upload a screenshot of your current progress so it be easier to take it up from there.)

NB: You can also set your default browser to Chrome to make things easier.
Phones / Re: How Can I Have 2 Whatsapp On One Phone. by SirKriz(m): 11:06am On Jun 28, 2017
Download Parallel Space on Play Store. It allows you to run more than one instance of an app on the same phone. No rooting required and it's easy to use.
NYSC / Re: NYSC BATCH A 17 STREAM 2 MEET UP by SirKriz(m): 9:48am On Jun 28, 2017
I got "Error 404" when I tried checking the timetable on the official site: nysc.gov.ng

Who else experienced this?
Family / Re: Headphone Caused Havoc Last Night...it Was Brutal, Learn From Me(pictures) by SirKriz(m): 9:32am On Jun 22, 2017
wurabecca:
So, it all happened last night and I decided to pour my pains and perhaps to make other young Lass and lads learn.

I was in the kitchen preparing Dinner, unknown to me, Dad has bn calling me..probably to get him water, and I was blasting Fall by Baba Imade.... I really do like the song. So..... cry, Mum was aback yelling and talking...the typical Nigerian mother's talk....perhaps I no hear anything...the music was loud.... and I really like: Are you done talking part normally, you tend to sing where you like most aloud right?....well I did embarassed..... last night! Stipula(Garri turner) Fall on me! cry cry..... learn from me pls.....

Do not Sing misunderstanding lyrics loud... Use only one ear plug...... bye cry


Lol grin . Sorry about that. First time I saw the video on TV, I just had to go download. I played it on repeat throughout the whole night.

@bolded: The correct thing is spatula.

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