NYSC › Re: NYSC: White, Shoulder-Length Hijab For Corpers Gets Approval by SirLakes: 11:11am On Oct 01, 2019 |
Silly move Anyways NYSC has lost its relevance Anything goes.  |
Politics › Re: Oct 1: PDP Salutes Nigerians, Calls For Patriotism by SirLakes: 4:15pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
bazzman1991: FTC after 6years in nairaland Congratulations! Message lalastic to send you your FTC cheque  |
Politics › Re: Oct 1: PDP Salutes Nigerians, Calls For Patriotism by SirLakes: 4:09pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
Thunder will fire the PDP spokesperson that released this press statement  |
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Braless In Open Chest Outfit by SirLakes: 12:05pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
In tachas voice You bleached right and not left |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: See How Nigerians Voted Their Favorite Housemates (photos) by SirLakes: 10:26pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
All wailers talking about how people spend their N30 per SMS
Is it your consignment! Is it your money � Lol � |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: See How Nigerians Voted Their Favorite Housemates (photos) by SirLakes: 10:22pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
ireneony: Damn! Tacha would have won this show if not for her anger issues. I'm pissed at her right now Sha no piss for pata ooo  |
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Mercy To Ike 'You Can't Take Care Of Me And My Family' by SirLakes: 1:28pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
Liabilitus  |
Politics › Re: Nigeria @59: 9 Pictures That Will Make You Weep For Nigeria by SirLakes: 12:55pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
I laugh |
Celebrities › Re: Princess Shyngle Promises To Help Tacha Have A Better Body Than Mercy by SirLakes: 6:33pm On Sep 28, 2019 |
Every ekutele are just crawling out of their hole ontop tacha matter
Na wa oooi |
Sports › Re: Alexis Sanchez Scores Two Goals In Two Minutes On Inter Milan Debut (Photos) by SirLakes: 6:23pm On Sep 28, 2019 |
Chai, nairaland is not a reliable place to get information from 2 goals kwa  |
Celebrities › Re: Man Gifts Tacha IPhone 11 Pro Max Worth N600k by SirLakes: 5:07pm On Sep 28, 2019 |
BlogRabbit: Stupid man.
How many children did you sponsor their Education in your community this past years and youre giving Tacha an Iphone 11 pro.
Your generations are confused Teach him how to spend his money. Better go and make yours and spend it the way you think it should be spent  |
Celebrities › Re: Top 7 Young And Upcoming Nigerian Musicians [photos] by SirLakes: 1:04pm On Sep 28, 2019 |
slawomir: Bunch of upcoming untalented Moda fuckkers about to join the already untalented nigggarzzz we have in the music industry
Especially that frogged voice called davido using too much enhancer Only Burna boy and 2face have talent
If you want to know that Nigeria artiste are dog shiit Just listen to these foreign artiste and you will never play any Nigeria song
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Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Tacha Speaks After Her Disqualification, Apologizes To Fans, Supporters by SirLakes: 12:59pm On Sep 28, 2019 |
haaaaaaaaa: I'm pretty sure she did not write this on her own. And so! Can your president write his name Nonsense |
Career › Re: Nairalanders should come to my Rescue. Tough decision to make or mar my life by SirLakes: 11:04am On Sep 28, 2019 |
Linzo: Please and please toll the part your father wants for you because on the long run it will reward you better. Yes law is over saturated and not that lucrative much again, especially in Nigeria. However, since your father is a chartered accountant why not toll that part of accounting? Accounting profession is still a very lucrative course that you will never regret of studying if you know your onion.
As for going to learn program I will advice you to shun that plan for now and get yourself organized once again by going back to sch, and when you finally settled in school you can then learn your programming skills alongside your study. You can take programming course online or offline bit by bit.
Do not be move with the little change you friend is making from his programming skills for now, as a programmer I will tell you that most work in the IT world are 90% contract jobs so you will be better of as a programmer or developer with degree and not just programming skills alone. You will do better as a graduate and programmer than your likes in the industry without a formal university education
About the age stuff I will advice you to go for a 4years Accountancy degree, work hard and get a good result and the sky will be your limit. As for your girl, try open up and let her know everything that transpired back in school that led to your expulsion. If she still believes you and really want you, then you can propose to her and you guys can get married even as a student.
Final advice, go back to school as your father and parents are behind you. Let me help you increase the volume bro |
Family › Re: Living With My Parents Is Putting Me At A Disadvantage by SirLakes: 5:42pm On Sep 26, 2019 |
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Programming › Re: Does Anyone Have This Book? by SirLakes: 7:22pm On Sep 24, 2019 |
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Family › Re: Ghanaian Bride Carrying Her Husband While Kissing Him by SirLakes: 6:23pm On Sep 24, 2019 |
haa! Wetin man no go see for this world |
Programming › Re: Notice the nairaland layout changes by SirLakes: 5:06pm On Sep 24, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: Please get lost and never quote me again E pain am Looser  |
Programming › Re: Notice the nairaland layout changes by SirLakes: 5:03pm On Sep 24, 2019 |
Bonatheripper: You're really laughable. Don't allow the curse your forefathers swore on u take effect because of seun. Stackoverflow don't use AdSense. Reddit don't use AdSense. Twitter don't use AdSense. Quora don't use AdSense. Seun in stingy. Take it or leave it. And yes, extra JavaScript(from AdSense) will always affect loading time The effect of the loading time on this site is insignificant! Show your own site that is doing better than nairaland. He's stingy, really! Na you help am make the site that you will tell him how to spend his money. Na jealousy go kill you  I won't stoop so low to you level. Bye.
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Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye's Management To Manage Tacha After Getting Out Of BBNaija by SirLakes: 4:11pm On Sep 24, 2019 |
Manage Tacha ?  I trust that girl, she go be like "You don manage yourself finish  " Na me you wan take catch cruise abi?? |
Programming › Re: Notice the nairaland layout changes by SirLakes: 4:05pm On Sep 24, 2019 |
Bonatheripper
You're really laughable seun To make matters worst u had to include AdSense... Hahaha
What exactly is wrong with using Adsense?
CNN, Stackoverflow, reddit have Adsense, is NL bigger to use Adsense.
Does it affect the loading time
If you don't look carefully self, you won't notice it |
Webmasters › Re: Pls How Do I Make My Mobile Menu Appear Like That Of Naijaloaded Or Tooxclusive by SirLakes: 6:06am On Sep 24, 2019 |
Html, css, .... That's all |
Crime › Re: Auchi Cult War: Graduate, 7 Students Killed In Photo by SirLakes: 7:24pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Hard guys  |
Phones › Re: FG To Investigate Truecaller For Breaching Privacy Rights Of Nigerians by SirLakes: 6:31pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Dem force Nigerians to download and use the app |
Romance › Re: Does A Girl Staring At A Guy Mean She Wants To Have Sex With Him? by SirLakes: 4:56pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
acesboy: Thank you op for this topic, one i.t student in my office here would'nt let me be oh. She stares direct into my eyes. Whenever i notice her she start smiling . Better pretend like you are color blinded before you hear.... He raped me!! Lol  |
Romance › Re: Does A Girl Staring At A Guy Mean She Wants To Have Sex With Him? by SirLakes: 4:52pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
motionarena: I experience this too
There is pretty chick that always stare at me where am doing my masters at unilag the stare was just too much that one day i decided to walk up to her.
When i started to talk to her this same biitch just dey look me like JJC she even walked out of our discussion saying she was busy.
But this same idiiot is still staring and me in class i just feel like plucking out her eyes Lol  |
Romance › Re: Does A Girl Staring At A Guy Mean She Wants To Have Sex With Him? by SirLakes: 4:42pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Yes nah
Be Fučking all the girls that stare at you |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Ike's Sister "Mercy Is The Woman Ike Has Been Searching For" by SirLakes: 10:25am On Sep 23, 2019 |
TheSilicon: honestly this is extremely repulsive. What does he stand to gain from all these?. There are sane people on this forum for goodness sake. We all are not psychotic maniacs like that Indecency slowpoke.rule 5 pls Blame suen who allowed that to happen not the person |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 22nd September 2019 by SirLakes: 4:46pm On Sep 22, 2019 |
Up blues  The bridge is shaking |
Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Reacts To The New Charges Against Omoyele Sowore by SirLakes: 12:17pm On Sep 21, 2019 |
jideflash: It's only dumb people that will think Sowore is responsible for bringing in Buhari to Govt. Let's be honest to ourselves, Was GEJ doing a fantastic Job. Was Corruption not too obvious under his administration. Now because Sowore spoke the truth and exposed their Govt, and the opposition of the day capitalised on his information to attack Gej, does that mean he supported Buhari. Does any one have any concrete proof of Sowore meeting and supporting with Buhari, Tinubu or any APC top man.
I for instance, supported the APC in 2014, after few month it was obvious that we don enter another one chance. DONT WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEMAND FOR BETTER.
But my people are happy to laugh at Sowore, Oby and the rest.
STOP BEING A SLAVE, WE ARE THE POWER. GOVERNMENT DOESNT EXIST WITHOUT THE PEOPLE. In summary, did you vote Buhari again? |
Politics › Re: Protest Rocks UN Offices Over Omoyele Sowore's Detention (photos) by SirLakes: 12:05pm On Sep 21, 2019 |
Why do we always cry to UN embassy, US or UK embassy an all sorts..
This country is under a serious spell |
Crime › Re: DSS Charges Sowore, Mandate For Treasonable Felony, Cyberstalking Buhari by SirLakes: 11:04pm On Sep 20, 2019 |
Cyber stalking someone who doesn't even know how to punch a calculator.
Wetin Ahmed no go hear for this naija |