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pls dnt try dis at home.... But we can try it in a hotel, abi? No wahala |
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ElFenomeno1:I can only imagine how gud (or how bad) ur children will be at English since u, their father, failed to understand that Cooger actually meant next season. Little wonder u always hang out here with hopes of rubbing minds with seasoned, civilsed and educated United fans instead of ur dead Arsenal thread... Kenechukwu clap for urself... Well done!!! |
FACT ABOUT NIGERIAN GIRLS & BREAKUPS 1. When u dump a Girl from OGUN she will act drama for u. 2. When u dump a girl from CALABAR she will beat u up and force u to love her again whether u want to or not. 3. When u dump an ABUJA girl, she will cry day and night. 4. When u dump a girl from BENIN she will bewitch u and u will wake up with your balls on your face. 5. When u dump an ENUGU girl,she will try to make it up to u and ask u to kindly give her another chance. 6. When u dump a girl from IMO expecially an Owerri girl, she won't even notice u. She will be easy removing her jiggers and eating her Sweet Potatoes. 7. When u dump a girl from WARRI she will turn her bedroom into a brewery and drink all sorts of alcohol until she blacksout. 8. Try to dump a girl from LAGOS and she will sleep around with all your friends. 9. You don't wanna know about PORTHARCOURT girls, dump her today and in two weeks, u will be invited to her wedding. 10. Never dump a girl from ANAMBRA if u dump her, she will tempt your dad and become your step- mother. 11. Dump a girl from KANO and she will report u to her dad in the army and u will marry her at gun-point. 12. Dump a girl from AKWA IBOM she will sleep with your grand- father and become your other grandmother. 13. When u dump a Benue girl, complete it yourself and add other states that u know. AGREE/ DISAGREE ? |
e must reach 6 ooo. I want revenge |
na ogun go kill dis qpr keeper |
OK, here's today's starting line-up: De Gea; Valencia, Smalling, Jones, Blind; Carrick, Fellaini, Herrera; Mata, Young, Rooney. ?Subs: Valdes, Rafael, Rojo, McNair, Januzaj, Di Maria, Falcao. |
seyluv:Wow... Glad to finally see someone i share d same birthday with... Am currently in Benin City, Edo state bt trust me.... Distance is not a barrier.... |
I am Lawrence.... Friends and foes call me SirLaw. #teamapril I am 18th... anyone?? |
b4 I'd get myself together, d one minute Neva finish ![]() ? |
Its very easy to hate what u cant acquire.... And in this case u termed it overbilling... My brothers and sisters, NO TOWN IN ANAMBRA collects more dan 50k as brideprice... Am sayin dis with absolute certainty cos i did a journal on culture and its effects on the modern man. I had to interview a lot of traditional rulers and other high profile traditional men. Even my sister's bride price was as little as 20k and tradition demands that u use d money and buy something she will value... Thats Anambra for u. Pls dnt believe everything u hear. One love. |
mba.... Ah no go make dat mistake again. Dat gud samaritan act once earned me a slap dat am still tryin to 4get. Mba... Make she carry am like dat dey waka. Another pesin go tellam... No be me... |
op, abeg thank u bt i dnt think my babe is a hoe or better still, a how.... Am suspecting that she z a cutlass cos she z too sharp. Abeg how will i knw if my babe is a cutlass ![]() ?? |
Page 1,500....!! Ah dey here o! |
Optimall:My current partner is stubborn, disturbs a lot, always try to show me that she's independent so i should go to hell bt wen i actually went thru hell, she walked thru hell with me.... Barefooted.... So yes, i will marry her cos i cant imagine my future with another woman...(i hope she never come across this thread o....) do u live with ur current partner? |
DaZion:I appreciate straight forwardness... If i did sonfin u dnt like, lemme knw immediately as e dey hot so dat we will talk it over n move on.... Is dia anythin u ar hidin from ur partner?? |
xklassic:U nid to see her eyes.... I swear, even d devil will forget his sorrows.... Wats d biggest surprise u've gotten from him? |
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Optimall:Soon... More like vision 2020... Wat special name does he call u? |
Optimall:5yrs... How long did he woo u b4 u accepted to date him? |
Yareey:At a very boring meeting back then in skul... xklassic:Yeah... I trust her.... I trust my friend too.... I believe i av nothing to fear... No, am not sure.i dnt trust my friend. |
i was seven and we were playin house. I was d father and dis fyn gal dat i had a huge crush on agreed to be my wife. Wen i suggested that we do wat father n mother dey do for nyt, she didnt decline... We were kissin until my hand strayed under her skirt. She started cryin, went home n told her mum who inturn waged war on my household. Wen my dad heard of it he slapped me so hard dat i blacked out for 30mins... After like six months, we moved out of d neighbourhood... Saw d gal last yr n we had a gud laf over d incident before playin house again and dis tym we went all d way.... |
xklassic:Yeah... Most tyms i get that feeling and with it comes insecurity so i'll quickly brush it aside... Do u nomally compare ur partner with others with regards to d way they treat u? |
DaZion:Kissed her dis morning at d front of her office when i dropped her off at work... Av u eva had a one nyt stand with a total stranger?? |
Abeg i wan ask question o... Op, how old u say u dey dat tym wen all dis things dey happen ![]() ?? |
Hehehehehe.... I laugh in Dracula's voice... Na devil wan catch u mugu be dat... |
Sex.... Sex.... Sex.... Sex.... Sex.... Sex.... Lo...no, Sex.... Sex.... Sex.... |
Nakisunga.... Nansubuga.... Nakubulwa.... Nabukenya.... Nakamate.... Which kain names be dis ![]() ![]() ![]() ? |

