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Romance › Re: Guys, Do Not Try This At Home.......must Read by sirlaw2(m): 6:18pm On Apr 27, 2015

pls dnt try dis at home.... But we can try it in a hotel, abi? No wahala

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sirlaw2(m): 6:10pm On Apr 20, 2015

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sirlaw2(m): 8:53am On Apr 19, 2015

ElFenomeno1:
Not far away from what title?

What is this brother sniffing on? Coogar i have told you several times, stop fu...cking smoking tree roots

10 points is massive bro.... There is nothing like you are close

It is akin to having an extra 3 wins and 1 draw, that means playing 4 more games than the team with the 10 points advantage

I hope you won't add the likes of Falcao in the summer

I can only imagine how gud (or how bad) ur children will be at English since u, their father, failed to understand that Cooger actually meant next season. Little wonder u always hang out here with hopes of rubbing minds with seasoned, civilsed and educated United fans instead of ur dead Arsenal thread... Kenechukwu clap for urself... Well done!!!

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Romance › Facts About Nigerian Girls And Breakups by sirlaw2(op): 10:09pm On Apr 17, 2015*

FACT ABOUT NIGERIAN GIRLS & BREAKUPS
1. When u dump a Girl from OGUN she will act
drama for u.
2. When u dump a girl from
CALABAR she will beat u up and force u to love her again whether u want to or not.
3. When u dump an ABUJA girl, she will cry day and night.
4. When u dump a girl from BENIN she will bewitch u and u will wake up with your balls on your face.
5. When u dump an ENUGU girl,she will try to make it up to u and ask u to kindly give her another chance.
6. When u dump a girl from IMO
expecially an Owerri girl, she won't even notice u. She will be easy removing her jiggers and eating her Sweet Potatoes.
7. When u dump a girl from WARRI she will turn her bedroom into a brewery and drink all sorts of alcohol until she blacksout.
8. Try to dump a girl from LAGOS and she will sleep around with all your friends.
9. You don't wanna know about PORTHARCOURT girls, dump her today and in two weeks, u will be invited to her wedding.
10. Never dump a girl from ANAMBRA if u dump her, she will tempt your dad and become your
step- mother.
11. Dump a girl from KANO and she will report u to her dad in the army and u will marry her at gun-point.
12. Dump a girl from AKWA IBOM she will sleep with your grand- father and become your other
grandmother.
13. When u dump a Benue girl, complete it yourself and add other
states that u know.

AGREE/ DISAGREE ?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sirlaw2(m): 5:34pm On Apr 12, 2015

e must reach 6 ooo. I want revenge

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sirlaw2(m): 3:22pm On Apr 12, 2015

na ogun go kill dis qpr keeper

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sirlaw2(m): 3:06pm On Apr 12, 2015

OK, here's today's starting line-up:
De Gea; Valencia, Smalling, Jones, Blind;
Carrick, Fellaini, Herrera; Mata, Young,
Rooney.
?Subs: Valdes, Rafael, Rojo, McNair,
Januzaj, Di Maria, Falcao.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: April Born Reloaded»» by sirlaw2(m): 12:13am On Apr 12, 2015

seyluv:
APRIL 18
@sirlaw2 - u r my birthday mate.. . Nice knowing you as my birthday mate . How are you doing? Are u based in Lagos

Wow... Glad to finally see someone i share d same birthday with... Am currently in Benin City, Edo state bt trust me.... Distance is not a barrier....

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: April Born Reloaded»» by sirlaw2(m): 7:20pm On Apr 10, 2015

I am Lawrence.... Friends and foes call me SirLaw.

#teamapril

I am 18th...

anyone??

Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You Just Discovered You Have One Minute To Live? by sirlaw2(m): 6:34pm On Apr 10, 2015

b4 I'd get myself together, d one minute Neva finish huh

Romance › Re: What Is So Special About Igbo Girls?? by sirlaw2(m): 9:58pm On Mar 30, 2015

Its very easy to hate what u cant acquire.... And in this case u termed it overbilling... My brothers and sisters, NO TOWN IN ANAMBRA collects more dan 50k as brideprice... Am sayin dis with absolute certainty cos i did a journal on culture and its effects on the modern man. I had to interview a lot of traditional rulers and other high profile traditional men. Even my sister's bride price was as little as 20k and tradition demands that u use d money and buy something she will value... Thats Anambra for u. Pls dnt believe everything u hear. One love.

Romance › Re: Would You Tell Her? by sirlaw2(m): 12:01pm On Mar 30, 2015

mba.... Ah no go make dat mistake again. Dat gud samaritan act once earned me a slap dat am still tryin to 4get. Mba... Make she carry am like dat dey waka. Another pesin go tellam... No be me...

Romance › Re: How To Know If Your Girlfriend Is A Hoe!! by sirlaw2(m): 4:09pm On Mar 23, 2015

op, abeg thank u bt i dnt think my babe is a hoe or better still, a how.... Am suspecting that she z a cutlass cos she z too sharp. Abeg how will i knw if my babe is a cutlass huh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sirlaw2(m): 7:33pm On Mar 22, 2015

Page 1,500....!! Ah dey here o!

Forum Games › Re: [] Answer The Romance Question Of The Person Above You[] by sirlaw2(m): 12:21pm On Mar 21, 2015

Optimall:
Right now I don't think there's.

Let's imagine you''re ready to settle down,will you marry your current partner?

My current partner is stubborn, disturbs a lot, always try to show me that she's independent so i should go to hell bt wen i actually went thru hell, she walked thru hell with me.... Barefooted.... So yes, i will marry her cos i cant imagine my future with another woman...(i hope she never come across this thread o....) do u live with ur current partner?

Forum Games › Re: [] Answer The Romance Question Of The Person Above You[] by sirlaw2(m): 8:25am On Mar 21, 2015

DaZion:
Hmmm..Her favourite meal is.."Amala with Egusi soup"...What are ur likes nd dislikes in a relationship?

I appreciate straight forwardness... If i did sonfin u dnt like, lemme knw immediately as e dey hot so dat we will talk it over n move on.... Is dia anythin u ar hidin from ur partner??

Forum Games › Re: [] Answer The Romance Question Of The Person Above You[] by sirlaw2(m): 4:53pm On Mar 20, 2015

xklassic:
. lol.

He calls me.

Nkem. meaning mine.

What attracted you to her.

U nid to see her eyes.... I swear, even d devil will forget his sorrows.... Wats d biggest surprise u've gotten from him?

Forum Games › Re: [] Answer The Romance Question Of The Person Above You[] by sirlaw2(m): 4:50pm On Mar 20, 2015

xklassic:
. Nop

Just my cousins and sis.

Do you have a code, like a secret word, letter?

Forum Games › Re: [] Answer The Romance Question Of The Person Above You[] by sirlaw2(m): 4:41pm On Mar 20, 2015

Optimall:
P

He didn't.

When are you thinking of getting married?

Soon... More like vision 2020... Wat special name does he call u?

Forum Games › Re: [] Answer The Romance Question Of The Person Above You[] by sirlaw2(m): 4:10pm On Mar 20, 2015

Optimall:
Him not opening up when he has a problem.
I apologized first.

How long have you being together?

5yrs... How long did he woo u b4 u accepted to date him?

Forum Games › Re: [] Answer The Romance Question Of The Person Above You[] by sirlaw2(m): 3:23pm On Mar 20, 2015

Yareey:
Blue

Where did you meet him/her?

At a very boring meeting back then in skul...

xklassic:
mine or his?
well mine is blue.
His, monochrome. (white, black)
Can you trust him to spend a nite at your best friend's place, without fear of them bleeping each other?

Yeah... I trust her....

I trust my friend too....

I believe i av nothing to fear... No, am not sure.i dnt trust my friend.

Forum Games › Re: [] Answer The Romance Question Of The Person Above You[] by sirlaw2(m): 3:05pm On Mar 20, 2015

DaZion:
More in Love..Y did u luv ur bf/gf?

She completes me

xklassic:
. I feel guilty.
Are you proud of your partner? how often do you appreciate him/her.

very proud... Though i dnt appreciate her nearly enof... Dyu think ur partner is too demanding and obsessive??

Romance › Re: Share Your First Kiss Experience by sirlaw2(m): 12:27pm On Mar 20, 2015

i was seven and we were playin house. I was d father and dis fyn gal dat i had a huge crush on agreed to be my wife. Wen i suggested that we do wat father n mother dey do for nyt, she didnt decline... We were kissin until my hand strayed under her skirt. She started cryin, went home n told her mum who inturn waged war on my household. Wen my dad heard of it he slapped me so hard dat i blacked out for 30mins... After like six months, we moved out of d neighbourhood... Saw d gal last yr n we had a gud laf over d incident before playin house again and dis tym we went all d way....

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Forum Games › Re: [] Answer The Romance Question Of The Person Above You[] by sirlaw2(m): 12:02pm On Mar 20, 2015

xklassic:
.Nop .Am not that wild.
Do you sometimes feel you are loving him/her too much?

Yeah... Most tyms i get that feeling and with it comes insecurity so i'll quickly brush it aside... Do u nomally compare ur partner with others with regards to d way they treat u?

Forum Games › Re: [] Answer The Romance Question Of The Person Above You[] by sirlaw2(m): 11:40am On Mar 20, 2015

DaZion:
Can u kiss ur gf/bf publicly?

Kissed her dis morning at d front of her office when i dropped her off at work... Av u eva had a one nyt stand with a total stranger??

Romance › Re: The Whole Secret. by sirlaw2(m): 6:33pm On Mar 17, 2015

Abeg i wan ask question o... Op, how old u say u dey dat tym wen all dis things dey happen huh

Romance › Re: Am In Trouble ..see What This Girl Send To Me . ..i Need Your Advise by sirlaw2(m): 5:53pm On Mar 17, 2015

Hehehehehe.... I laugh in Dracula's voice... Na devil wan catch u mugu be dat...

Romance › Re: Which Suppose To Come First? by sirlaw2(m): 1:11pm On Mar 17, 2015

Sex.... Sex.... Sex.... Sex.... Sex.... Sex.... Lo...no, Sex.... Sex.... Sex....

Romance › Re: Man Weds Woman After Four Hours Of Meeting (photo) by sirlaw2(m): 1:16pm On Mar 15, 2015

Nakisunga.... Nansubuga.... Nakubulwa.... Nabukenya.... Nakamate.... Which kain names be dis huh

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