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Romance / Re: Help My Parents Arrested My Girlfriend by sirlaw2(m): 9:47am On Feb 26, 2015 |
well, we are living in the era of smartphones and silly people.... |
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by sirlaw2(m): 9:44am On Feb 26, 2015 |
i don win o 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Help My Parents Arrested My Girlfriend by sirlaw2(m): 11:22pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
To copy dis tune, press 1 |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Ishilove...my Darling! by sirlaw2(m): 9:46am On Feb 24, 2015 |
1 Like |
Romance / Re: Weird Questions Ladies Ask In Order Not To Look Cheap by sirlaw2(m): 9:34am On Feb 24, 2015 |
Guys, we ar not kids, ar we? Y dnt we do d mature thing and stop quarrelling like gals... (no offence ladies). Tosyn n precious... Come on guys... Truce?? 1 Like |
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by sirlaw2(m): 1:31am On Feb 24, 2015 |
to copy this tune, press 1... 2 Likes |
Politics / Imagine Abubakar Shekau Was Kidnapped.... by sirlaw2(m): 8:42pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Abubakar Shekau is Boko haram leader. Imagine he has been kidnapped, and d kidnappers have demanded a ransom of 10 billion dollars for his release or else he will be burnt alive. Please let us all donate generously for this young and promising hero of Nigeria. As for me, I’ve donated 5000 liters of fuel to burn him. What are you going to donate?? |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by sirlaw2(m): 7:36pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Droidbot:well, if dats d case, i will not be held responsible for anything i do here cos it can now be argued that i did it under the influence of alchohol... |
Romance / Re: Weird Questions Ladies Ask In Order Not To Look Cheap by sirlaw2(m): 7:31pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Psalmwise:E get one gal wey say make we swear blood oat say i no go leave am... Na immidiately i run leave am for d room... Insecurity dey kill gals shaa... |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by sirlaw2(m): 7:24pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
To copy this tune, press 1 |
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by sirlaw2(m): 9:30pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
Ghost mode... As far as my acct is still active, nobody go win dis game... 2 Likes |
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by sirlaw2(m): 2:50pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
diddydiva:U ar beautiful, u knw dat, right? 2 Likes |
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by sirlaw2(m): 1:24pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
ok nah |
Forum Games / Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by sirlaw2(m): 1:20pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
nigeria... A land flowing with milk and honey... |
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by sirlaw2(m): 1:11pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
ok, wat stupid thing will i say that nobody will like?? 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Palace... by sirlaw2(m): 7:46pm On Feb 19, 2015 |
Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody. Sonny goes over and asks; ‘Akpos, wetin happen?’. A very sad looking Akpos replied: ‘I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no fit recognize am to collect my money back.... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Palace... by sirlaw2(m): 7:40pm On Feb 19, 2015 |
A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord’s son trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued: Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so? Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless! Tenant: That one no good now… but why you come tie de rope for your waist? Akpos: Bros, no be small thing o! I bin tie de rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Palace... by sirlaw2(m): 7:19pm On Feb 19, 2015 |
Akpos died and went to heaven where he met Angel Micheal.. Akpos: “So finally I make heaven after all the rubbish wey I do for life… Thank God for God Oooh!” Angel Micheal: “Oya come enter ya room” Akpos: “Bros Micheal, abeg wetin dey for downstairs cos di noise na DIE” Angel Micheal: “Na hell fire be dat Akpos: “I fit go peep?” Angel Micheal: “No wahala but we go lock gate by 5pm so if you no quick come back you go just stay hell fire” …Akpos goes to peep and there he sees all the celebrities that ever lived on earth clubbing and having a lot of fun. Akpos comes back by 4pm and…” Angel Micheal speaks: “Nice to see you back early my son you are truly a son of God” Akpos: “For where? I come pack my load before una Lock Heaven.... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Palace... by sirlaw2(m): 7:02pm On Feb 19, 2015 |
Akpos in the class Wale: I saw the strap of your bra.. TEACHER JANET: Wale!! Getout!, no class for u 4 a week!. Johnbull started laughing TEACHER JANET: Why did u laugh?? Johnbull : i saw both straps of your bra TEACHER JANET: GETOUT, no class 4 u for 1 month!.... Teacher JANET bends down 2 pick chalk & Akpos started walking out of the class TEACHER JANET: Akpos, why are you going out? Akpos : di tin wey i see now ma, I think my school days are over!!!!!…Ojigbijigbi |
Romance / Re: Guys, would You Break Up With Yr GF Because She Wont Send You Unclad Pics? by sirlaw2(m): 6:29pm On Feb 19, 2015 |
No guy in his senses would breakup with his babe just cos she refused to send her nake.d pics to him... And i always say this, any guy that is pressurizing a gal for her nake.d pics must av an ulterior motive... #justsaying |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sirlaw2(m): 11:30pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
united should seriously consider demanding for d 6mil they paid to loan falcao... I nearly cried today watching him... Not so impressed with blind's performance today... LVG shouldnt av rushed him back... Rooney... That should be a word in the dictionary that means fraud... The real definition of fraud... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sirlaw2(m): 12:01am On Dec 01, 2014 |
elampiro: I wonder how they manage to do well in d ucl... |
Romance / Re: If I Were A Lady.......... by sirlaw2(m): 7:26pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
u ar saying they shld close dia legs yet 'u dnt reject gifts'.... Hmmm.... U ar steppin on troubled waters dude... Dnt wake d sleepin devil dude... |
Romance / Re: 10 Things Women Should Never Lie To Men About by sirlaw2(m): 6:08pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
plus that one they call body magic... The gal will look so sexy outside bt once inside d room alone with her, d magic will disappear.... Abeg, who is fooling who?? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Anambra Kwenu !!!!!!great People Of Anambra Lets Meet Here. by sirlaw2(m): 6:37pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
i am Lawrence. O. Nwoke.... Friends n foes call me sirlaw... (even my mum). Am 4rm Uga in aguata LGA. I attended Christ d King college, onitsha n am a graduate of Business Management, UNN. I currently live n work in Benin, Edo state... Questions?? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by sirlaw2(m): 6:04pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
knock knock.... Anybody home?? |
Romance / Re: I Failed Her Test Of Trust! Pls Advise.. by sirlaw2(m): 9:04am On Oct 22, 2014 |
my ex, back when we wia still in skul, decided to test me with fake pregnancy.... see me dey run around dey sweat like fowl which later turned to be nothing.... i even thought of d name i will give d baby... chai... I ended d relationship wen she later told me dat it was all a test to knw aw much i luv her.... and i did it on her birthday.... Guy, leave dat gal... we ar supposed to be d ones testing them, not d other way round.... 1 Like |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by sirlaw2(m): 7:52am On Oct 22, 2014 |
happy birthday bro
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by sirlaw2(m): 12:18am On Oct 22, 2014 |
daveP:Thanks for d induction boss... And happy birthday to u... 1 Like |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by sirlaw2(m): 12:10am On Oct 22, 2014 |
april 18 |
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