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This is the chat room for Music/Radio section. Everybody is welcome here. Feel free to discuss any topic at all. Here, there is absolutely no penalty for derailing. But there are a few rules though...
Be civilised. No insults. No cursing.
No spamming.
No posting of adverts here.
Derail all u want.
And most importantly, Have fun... Lots of fun....

SirLaw

Its pretty much d same website... I guess they just changed d name...

Morning y'all... I bring goodnews... (as always). We all knw dat www.fztvseries.mobi was shut down cos of unknown reasons... But we have reasons to smile again... U can nw download and watch all ur seasonal movies at www.mobiletvshows.net
Thank me later...

chrisley024: Man United lost @ OT last season with H. Webb as d ref.

True.... But did d other events happen at that time??

Guy, na end of dayz...

Visible signs of endtime.....

Arsenal is topping the premier league...
Balotelli missed a penalty....
Man United lost with H. Webb....
John Obi Mikel scored....
Jose Mourinho isnt special anymore....
Barcelona had 48% possession....

Brothers!!!!!!
The end is near!!!

SailorXY: Viewing this topic: chamotex(m), chrisley024, mba emeka(m), Effiko
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bee(m), Pharoh, superstar1(m), StarBoard, afrodoc(m), dayokanu(m),
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some gaddamn vultures

Sailor.... Biko, does not commenting make one a goddamn vulture? I believe most of us here ar united fans... I am a hardcore fan. I just dnt like getting involved in baseless arguments neither do i fancy getting insulted by faceless monikers (which is what u guys do here mostly)... Thats why i dnt post much... (dnt knw abt the others though....)


And oh..... Ur name z there too...

Chai!!!!!!!! E don reach 4 ooooo!!!! Man United abeg nah!!!!!!

prof800: ...Here are some students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
From Narnia.

U mean the branch of Hogwarts behind baba kunle's house at shagamu??

wat did u do dat made sexkills ban u in politics section?? U better not repeat it here cos if u are banned here.... ur next port of call will be the jokes section...
I am Sir Law and u are welcome

I am with village boi on this.... I Dnt really see the point of renaming it.(nairawood sounds cool though ) soon we will be so engrossed in one argument or the other that no one will even remember the name...

babylolaroy: @harlos. Halo. buenos noches. ¿como estas??

Feliz cumpleaños hermosa

kart042000: hugs with spikes all over chest

For attempting to injure my angel, oya take dis...!!
**shoots him with Russian missile**
kill!!

Babym, are u ok??

Vanneni: LMAO! wot¿¿¿

@ topic, dirty slap.

Do it again babe... slap him back to Ming dynasty...


Hugs

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!
Our phones ~ wireless!
Cooking ~ fireless!
Cars ~ keyless!
Food ~ fatless!
Dress ~ sleeveless!
Youths ~ Jobless!
Leaders ~ shameless!
Relationships ~ meaningless!
Attitude ~ careless!
Wives ~ fearless!
Feelings ~ heartless!
Education ~ valueless!
Children ~ mannerless!
Everything is becoming LESS But still, Our Hopes
are ~ Endless.
Infact, I am speechless.

Ochuko was embarking on a long trip and decides his
wife should wear a locked steel underwear so
that she wouldn't cheat on him.
He locks the underwear and gives the key to his
best friend Akpos saying, "Bro, if I don't come
back in 4 years, set her free".
Ochuko was only 30 minutes into his journey when he
sees a cloud of dust behind him. It was Akpos
running after him.
"What's wrong?" Ochuko asked.
Akpos, still panting says, "You gave me the wrong
key!"

LoveAmaka88: Over 2,000 views...It's a party, it's a party, it's a part-ay!

Am I invited??

Caroline, Lexi, Hayley... They ar all really hot. But Bonnie is like a wildfire... She z super hot. I think am under her spell...

An American Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. “Mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?” “Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.” “Why is my sister named Cornflower?” “Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her." "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?” "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived. Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?”

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

A Ghanaian man, American man and Nigerian man were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals.

The king of the cannibals told the three friends that they could live if... they pass a trial.

The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruits.
The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.
The Ghanaian man came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples".
The King explained the trial to him.
King : You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.
The first apple went in, but on the second one, he
winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The American arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy.... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he
bursted out in laughter and was killed.

The Ghanaian and American met in heaven....
The Ghanaian man asked, "why did you laugh ?, you almost got away with the trial"

then the American man replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the Nigerian
man coming with Watermelons!!

One day Akpors goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon.

He pours some liquid on the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.
"Could you taste this for me, please?"

The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swirls the liquid around and swallows it.

"Does that taste sweet to you?" asks Akpors.

"No, not at all," says the chemist.

"Oh that's a relief," says Akpors.
"The doctor told
me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."

Chemist faints...

A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate.

During this meal, his mother couldn't help but
notice how pretty his roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there's more between him and his roommate.

Reading his mom's thought, his son volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose your mother took it, do you ?

He said, "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure!"

He sat down and wrote, Dear mom, After your visit me, the silver plate has been missing. I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I'm not saying that you don't take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your son.

Several days later, he received an email from his mother which read:
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you don't sleep with her, but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have
found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.
Love,
Mom

*sharp mom*

Nutcase

Lunatic

caribchic: lmao Harlos u r too funny

Hugzzies

Been looking all over for u... wia Av u been hiding?

Hugs

Junkie

Endure