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Romance / Re: DO U Agree With This Picture ? by sirlaw2(m): 1:06pm On Mar 15, 2015 |
if she truly luvs u, she wouldnt wanna be in d same room with u so that u dnt get infected... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sirlaw2(m): 8:07am On Mar 14, 2015 |
SailorXY:I dnt see us getting Reus... Maybe Gundogan n that Depay guy. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sirlaw2(m): 7:58pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
SailorXY:Heard Rojo z got a slight knock... And Young too. I think LVG will stick with Carrick and Fellaini and maybe play Blind at left back... |
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Ask For Favours During/After Sex by sirlaw2(m): 3:46pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
And am guessing that ur cousin is u... Am i right or right?? 16 Likes |
Romance / Re: He Is Handsome And Single by sirlaw2(m): 3:32pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
ease06:Ahhh... Now i gerrit... U ar just seeking attention here in NL to make up for the rejection u suffered at the hands of gals in real life... Well guess wat?? This is real life too. Broke as.s attention seeking moofaka. Ur mates in Niger Republic are already grandfathers and u ar here opening threads my 16yr old nephew would be ashamed to open... Get a life niccur... |
Romance / Re: He Is Handsome And Single by sirlaw2(m): 3:15pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
C'mon man... U can do better dan dis... Posing with ur friend's ride z not gonna score u chicks here... And neither will calling urself handsome or d most eligible bachelor around... Thats so last yr bro. Lemme giv u a lil tip... Forget handsomeness, hustle hard, make money... Every other thing will be added unto u... Trust me.... 4 Likes |
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by sirlaw2(m): 4:14pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
Dharniel:Unnfortunately for u, am right here to make sure that doesnt happen... |
Phones / Re: 10 Disadvantages Of Smart Phone Addiction by sirlaw2(m): 3:56am On Mar 11, 2015 |
So wetin be d way forward?? Make we troway our phon nah? 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Can You Do This Without Having Sex? (picture) by sirlaw2(m): 9:47am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Of course i can do it....... After we don go 3 rounds... We will now cuddle nake.d without having sex again... |
Romance / Re: 101 Ways To Make Love Without Having Sex! by sirlaw2(m): 9:38am On Mar 08, 2015 |
abeg make una no dey quote that epistle.... E too long abeg. |
Romance / Re: 101 Ways To Make Love Without Having Sex! by sirlaw2(m): 9:36am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Just when i was thinking that av seen it all... Now this... The next one will be 10 ways to kill urself without dying... Rubbish... |
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by sirlaw2(m): 6:26pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Ehmmm.... Ar we allowed to woo more than one person at a time?? |
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by sirlaw2(m): 6:03pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
I dey fly around since like spiderman lookind for wia to land as i no see 100 storey building... Make i perch for dis plantain tree first dey observe... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sirlaw2(m): 7:01pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Ander Herrera wins ManUtd.com Player of the Month for February... Ander Herrera is delighted to get his hands on the ManUtd.com Player of the Month award for February and fully focused on making sure it’s the first of many trophies with Manchester United. The Spanish midfielder stormed to victory in the online poll, claiming 76 per cent of the votes ahead of Marcos Rojo (14 per cent) and Chris Smalling (10 per cent). Herrera spoke exclusively to ManUtd.com and MUTV about his accolade as he reflected on a positive last month for the Reds. “This means a lot for me because the votes came from our fans and I’m very happy and grateful to them,” he said. “I think they value my work and my passion for playing and I want to try to keep helping the team. I was happy [with my form] but I would have been even happier if we had won against Swansea away. We won four games last month and now we have to continue that – we are in the top four and we want to be there until the end of the season.” The 25-year-old says he felt “affection” from the United fans as soon as he arrived and is grateful for their continued support. “I think they like players who work a lot and who play with passion. They have always shown me affection from the first day and I am very grateful,” he added. “I always say this - I feel very lucky to be a Manchester United player and I will always be the same – I want to try to play with passion, work hard and help the team. My dream is to achieve trophies with Manchester United – I will not stop until I achieve that.” 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by sirlaw2(m): 2:01am On Mar 06, 2015 |
Do u really need me to give u Five reasons why u should go to bed? Ok. 1. Its past ur bedtime 2. Children, (ur mates) av gone to bed so like i said earlier, its past ur bedtime. 3. Ur mum will soon enter ur room to check on u to knw if u ar really sleeping... (that is if u av ur own room) so put away d phon n go to bed. 4. Surely its nt healthy thinking of nothing but sex n prostitutes every time of the day... The time u wasted posting this would av served beta if u were sleeping. At least a minute amt of brain development would av occured then... 5. Seriously, u should consider going to bed... I will pray 4 u so that u will mary a prostitute at this ur young age... I'd like to see how she will support u in d family n the thread u will open wen u finally contact the STDs that av been calling u since... P.S... Some people, after writing, will say 'no offence meant'.... Well, if u want to take offence, ur funeral... Sue me. 81 Likes 4 Shares |
Family / Re: What A Woman Can Do (photo) by sirlaw2(m): 1:35am On Mar 06, 2015 |
Chai!! Na beta native doctor do d juju wey she take hold u so. D thing dey work wella.... 22 Likes 1 Share |
Phones / Htc One M9 by sirlaw2(m): 8:48pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
Also known as HTC M9, HTC One Hima NETWORK Technology GSM / HSPA / LTE LAUNCH Announced 2015, March Status Coming soon. Exp. release 2015, March BODY Dimensions 144.6 x 69.7 x 9.6 mm (5.69 x 2.74 x 0.38 in) Weight 157 g (5.54 oz) SIM Nano-SIM DISPLAY Type Super LCD3 capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors Size 5.0 inches (~68.4% screen-to-body ratio) Resolution 1080 x 1920 pixels (~441 ppi pixel density) Multitouch Yes Protection Corning Gorilla Glass 4 - HTC Sense UI 7.0 PLATFORM OS Android OS, v5.0.x (Lollipop) Chipset Qualcomm MSM8994 Snapdragon 810 CPU Quad-core 1.5 GHz Cortex-A53 & Quad-core 2 GHz Cortex-A57 GPU Adreno 430 MEMORY Card slot microSD, up to 128 GB Internal 32 GB, 3 GB RAM CAMERA Primary 20.7 MP, 5376 x 3752 pixels, autofocus, dual-LED (dual tone) flash Features Automatic simultaneous video and image recording, geo-tagging, face/smile detection, HDR, panorama Video 2160p@30fps, 1080p@60fps, 720p@ 120fps, HDR, stereo sound rec. Secondary 4 MP, 1080p@30fps, HDR SOUND Alert types Vibration; MP3, WAV ringtones Loudspeaker Yes, with stereo speakers 3.5mm jack Yes COMMS WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac, dual-band, Wi-Fi Direct, DLNA, hotspot Bluetooth v4.1, A2DP, apt-X GPS Yes, with A-GPS, GLONASS NFC Yes Infrared port Yes Radio Stereo FM radio with RDS USB microUSB v2.0 (MHL 3.0 TV-out), USB Host FEATURES Sensors Accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass Messaging SMS (threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Email Browser HTML5 Java Yes, via Java MIDP emulator - Fast battery charging: 60% in 30 min (Quick Charge 2.0) - Google Drive (100 GB cloud storage) - Active noise cancellation with dedicated mic - DivX/XviD/MP4/H.264/WMV player - MP3/eAAC+/WMA/WAV/FLAC player - Document editor - Photo/video editor BATTERY Non-removable Li-Po 2840 mAh battery Stand-by Up to 391 h (2G) / Up to 402 h (3G) Talk time Up to 25 h 20 min (2G) / Up to 21 h 50 min (3G) MISC Colors Gunmetal Gray, Amber Gold, Silver/Rose gold, Gold/Pink
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Romance / Re: A Kind Advice From Experienced Ones Pls... by sirlaw2(m): 10:20am On Mar 01, 2015 |
BaebieHot:Av been thinking of wat to tell u cos of this bt natin came to mind so i will just call it ignorance... Bt its unfortunate that people still actually think like this... And oh, a yoruba guy married my sis and am from anambra state... |
Romance / Re: A Kind Advice From Experienced Ones Pls... by sirlaw2(m): 10:10am On Mar 01, 2015 |
Bros, if u plan urself well, u will not spend up to dat amount. Doesnt matter if the gal is an igbo gal or from heaven. My younger sister got married on jan 2nd both trad n white wedding bt her husband didnt spend up to dat amount and the wedding was no child's play either... And he even regained most of d money after d wedding... Planning is everything, dnt 4get. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by sirlaw2(m): 9:57am On Mar 01, 2015 |
That if u av sex, u will get hiv and u will die.... Simple. Bt mum, if i marry, how will i av children nah?? Dnt worry, as soon as u marry, d hiv will disappear and u will be free to av children, when u don marry o. Chai, my mum shaa |
Family / Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by sirlaw2(m): 9:50am On Mar 01, 2015 |
There z dis story my mum usually tell us abt how my dad beat seven guys who wia trying to beat him n throw him inside d gutter bt instead my dad beat all of dem plus d police that came to stop the fight... Chai. My papa na actor for bollywood. |
Family / Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by sirlaw2(m): 10:56pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
my dad used to say that nobody was better than he was in chemistry back in d days... He used to call himself an authority in chemistry until i saw his past results while cleaning old files... That was how it ended... Authority my as.s 3 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sirlaw2(m): 3:05pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
SailorXY:And LVG just said that Van Persie is d only injured player we av... Carrick trained yesterday bt i dnt see him playing 2moro. |
Romance / Re: I'm Not Handsome Yet I Have Numerous Gf by sirlaw2(m): 2:27pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Heyyy!!!!! Uncle u can lie o!!!!! Which tym did d tortoise talk? Which tym did tortoise fall from d sky and av cracked back?? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sirlaw2(m): 2:05pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Am having this gut feeling that he will play wilson ahead of falcao and we will continue to see less and less of mata... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sirlaw2(m): 2:39am On Feb 27, 2015 |
Van Persie injured... Out for a month. This is the time for Falcao to really prove that he wants to stay beyond the summer... |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by sirlaw2(m): 3:38pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
I am April 18th... Holla atcha boi if we ar mates.... Am right here... |
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