mintyx:
pls i want to ask even though this is a little bit off the topic. Assuming someone has two websites and an adsense account, can you use ur one adsense to place adds on your two different websites or you have to create two adsense accounts for the two websites? pls help out

Bros, once you have an approved Adsense account, you can use it on your other websites... (Only works for Adsense account which is not hosted via blogger or Youtube).

Well, I will suggest: the best option is to hire someone(s) to do that for you... However, payment may be issue... But you can use One stone to kill many birds:
Hire a freelancer on any of freelancer websites you know... You can offer as low as 1USD per post..

But what's the use of investment that does not make profit? So, you need to ensure you generate income from the blog...

But generating income can only be from traffic and unique visitors... So, I will suggest you hire another freelancer(s) to do the traffic things (SEO) for you for as low as you can afford...

NOTE: It will require you to spend before you can earn...

I wish you goodluck!

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; ...she's dead."

so mamalicious!

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits

Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Hi Nairalanders, I need some1 who will be kind enough to give me updates about Nabteb registration. Jun/jul or Nov/Dec. Pls flash me on 08061690175 and I'll call.

A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:

"Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.

"Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke.

"Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no God."

One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence.

"Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?" Silence.

"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?"

When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!"

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard: "One and one, the son-of-a-bi tch is two." "Two and two, the son-of-a-bi tch is four." "Three and three... "

His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Clara Jones taught him. His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework.

The next day she stormed into Little Johnny's classroom and confronted Ms. Jones. Little Johnny's mother told Ms. Jones about Johnny's different way of doing math and his claims that Ms. Jones taught it that way to the class.

The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn't understand why Johnny had said what he did.

Then suddenly, Ms Jones exclaimed, "Oh, I know... here in school we say, one and one, the sum-of-which is two."

Let's face it -- English is a [b]crazy [/b]language.

There are neither egg in an eggplant nor ham in a hamburger; neither apple nor pine in a pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.

Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent?

Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?

Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who are spring chickens or who actually WOULD hurt a fly?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.

People, not computers invented English, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.

Why is it when we are ill, we are referred to as being 'poorly', but when we are well again, we're never referred to as 'richly'? Or if an airplane has a near miss, surely that would mean it was hit?

And finally - If in England they speak 'English', why don't they call it 'American' in America, or 'Australian' in Australia?

Hi fellow professional colleagues, I need help on how to put hit counter on my web.

Hello Fellow Nairalanders, I'm currently working on a project with the title early stated. It is a self-initiative and I want contributors who have interest.

It is all about programming a crime detection software in Nigeria.

I have the algorithm and some information needed to develop the programme but it is not an easy task.

I therefore call upon programmers who have interest in the project to contact me on muideengoldfinger@gmail.com

for details.

PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM NOT PAYING FOR THE SERVICE But
I asure you of one thing "ACHIEVEMENT AND AQUISITION OF KNOWLEGDE"

I am using this opportunity to ask all students who have good update news from the Federal University of Technology, Minna about the registration procedure of FUTMINNA. As there has been no clue on the website of the university concerning the registration procedure.

According to the information that goes around, the registration commences on 15th of October this year but up till now, there has been no clue. If anybody have clues to the registration procedure should please describe it on this thread to help others.

Tundebabzy, i agree with you: ludo game is not an AI.

I like the idea. The first thing I think we should do is to use search engines to sort it out. We'll then know then know the next step. Moreover, I think we can develop one if not available.

Frisahost, I dont know this guy but why do you said so?

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It's simply b'cos greediness is in their blood and vein and it cannever be cured by any medical doctor in the whole universe!