₦airaland Forum

hernandson:
eat black mamba and your situation might be worse than PMB walahi,saw that black mambanin Ibadan zoo some years back nigga that snake na die...its the deadliest and very fast. killing is not an option..buh oso(Igbo) na that one sure pass

But u told the op that eating black mamba will make him face a situation worst than buharis own..which other mamba if not the snake he caught u feel is a mamba?and again u said u saw THAT black mamba in ibadan zoo years back..U dint say u saw a black mamber but THAT MAMBA meaning u saw a mamba like the mamba he caught..
I visit ibadan zoo 10 years ago,I nor see any mambaoo na phyton ad later cobra me I see..except another ibadan zoo dey years back wey different from the one I go.

hernandson:
eat black mamba and your situation might be worse than PMB walahi,saw that black mambanin Ibadan zoo some years back nigga that snake na die...its the deadliest and very fast. killing is not an option..buh oso(Igbo) na that one sure pass

Walahi!With all do respect u are lying sir..Black mamba no dey Nigeria and it's very few in west Africa but im borku for east africa..Why do people keep repeating this argument calling a spitting cobra a mamba jst becos it's black?
If we settle this snake breed issue for dis thread now and person kill black snake for another thread una go still rush come dere call am bamba.

Joebie:
oga u be songwriter oh.. Naija music industry need u

Lol

omohayek:
You write as if the current Nigerian police force was devoid of tribal bigotry. If this is so, why is it that when Fulani herdsmen clash with locals anywhere, it is always the locals who get arrested? Why is it that the only side arrested after the Hausa-Yoruba clash in Ile-Ife were the Yorubas, despite everyone acknowledging that the clash was provoked in the first place by the Hausas? If the Nigerian police force is so free of tribalism, why are peaceful IPOB protesters shot down in cold blood, while a northern policeman can openly and with impunity threaten to go on a killing spree should Buhari die in office?

The real difference local police forces will make is that the tribalism which already exists will no longer be one-sided affair that only ever benefits northerners.

Thank you the nigerian police ad army is a wazobian force still yet some people accuse them of bigotry at times,so imagine what will happen when it's a one tribe dominated force.
In Nigeria as long as Its a wazobian police force the victims involved won't be so pained when they trample dere right but in a situation where the police is dominated by one tribe then the victims involved will be offended and they will surely cry tribalism.
If the state police of a thing shuld work out the Nigerians I know must accuse the police of tribalism everyday.

Homeboiy:
She no dey move if u put hand there, rather u lick her nipples as she gt upright breast, she go charge


fuk her missionary styl n she wont reach orgasm, na cowgirl

ASHAWO BOY! Thanks for the lecture..Im be like say u study Sextograhy?Me I be notorious gang member of the dreaded womb raiders.

Omotayor123:
tnx God for civilization!

Tank God oo! If not,,dem for cut you from that ur sexy fish mouth reach ur fore head level spoil ur fain gel for nothing..
Ibo pipo go come dey call u AFONJA TIGER CLAW FACE.

Homeboiy:
I have a mark on my face which shows iam an igbo man


nobody dey ask me my tribe if i pass

again i go against female mutilation

my ex is circumsied, she no get clitoris

Nawao! SO She no get clitoris so if person wan play her guitar na im be say im nogo fit tune am to high tone.
SAY NO TO FEMALE MUTILATION!

HughJazz:
The criterial of recruitment will be different. they should be trained by the NPF and go to the NPF for training. stuff like that removes tribalism since they will mix with other people in the training , after that you go back to your states and join your states or local government police. very simple .

I remembered when i as a kid in lagos and our community used to employ vigilantes , it was a community levy everyone had to pay per month to the landlord association. it was so safe at night. we would even leave our doors open. and that was in lagos.
we knew the vigilantes and they knew us.

that's how policing works. people don't go out looking for other tribes to victimize . if everyone know the police man in his or her neighborhood crime will reduce because the criminal will be easily apprehended .

Even if they train with angels,It won't change anytin.A bigot is a bigot..Once they go back to there various states that tribal hate will still take over them.

Vigilantes victim ain't people they protect..How them go kill person wey dey feed dem?But innocent people they don't know,or havnt u heard of countless stories of innocent people they killed just becos they came visiting there friend that leave in the street they protect.

HughJazz:
before you where able to walk with your 2 feet. you fell couple of times. We must give it a try . it's gonna be step by step . and it's already happening , if you have been watching the news lately you'll see states are already organizing their vigilantes into groups and they are working with police and it's yielding results already. you cannot police from above man. it's from below.

let just see what happens. stop being a pessimist. thats the thing with Nigerians , they are not willing to tweak the system for it to work.

Am no pessimist it's just that I know this country too well..State police will cos more division.
Yes the vigilantes can work side by side with the police but under the police..Even the vigilantes u mentioned I remember back in the days, when opc was introduced.I know how they oppressed ad clashed with other tribes in lagos hausas,ijaws etc,They killed innocent people for no reason.Thanks to the federal govt for serving them hot humble pie with chilled fanta..Those are the kind of tribalistic people that will police the state if giving the permission o.I don't want to mention bakassi boys that's a story for another day

HughJazz:
Let everyone say in their state then. You can never abolish indegeneship , let each state have their own police or even local government police. Then marge civil defense with NPF. And police the remote areas that need help with policing or states that need more police to help with security. Any case that is committed along state lines will be prosected by the federal government . If we dont do that now the security in nigeria will never be good. Security starts in the community. Not federal government.

As good as it may sound I don't think we are ready for it now..Tribalism will hinder it.Imagine it's possible and a riot breaks out how will the state police handle the issue without taken sides with an indegene ad without been biased..e.g the Hausa vs yoruba mile 12 riot and the current ife crisis will a yoruba police not take side with a yoruba crowd?Yes they will..They must defend there kinsmenz interest.
So friend we are not ready for that now..There will be clash of interest, state and federal interest..We need a wazobian police not state police based on the 250 ethnic groups in Nigeria.

safarigirl:
those guys were in a relationship between the ages of 18-20?

I am not saying Iwobi should turn celibate or any of that, I am saying he is a small boy. He can follow woman later this year or better still, next year when his brain haff mature small

Lol

TheSuperNerd:
Okay.... you wanna know her face? Knowing she is female isnt enough....

Okay then... i can let that out... no harm done... So yes, I can authoritatively tell you that is her face on her dp... she is proud of being Who she is.... so yes that is her face. loolll

so you got nothing to fear man.... so use the PM button will ya?

Lol..Not convinced enough let me watch her a little..TANKZ 4 the info.

TheSuperNerd:
I don't think it would be courteous of me revealing anything about her other than I have revealed.... She is a lady... and that is all you really wanted to know coz you kept hammering on the "I hope she is a girl"


But a PM won't do harm... why don't you ask her yourself?

Come on now Sir... don't be shy....

She might fall my hands down..I wanna monitor her ad be very very sure shiz truely the girl @ dp..If am convinced I will do so.
She has evrything I want in a lady..Her colour,her nose,her mouth dose eyes.I will luv to see more of her pics.

TheSuperNerd:
SirManjar....... Na wa for u ooo...


Okay.... Just so you know... Safarigirl is truly a lady.... happy now?

Good....


and uhmmm Cristiano Ronaldo is in a relationship oooo.... After he broke up with Irina shayk... well we now have A "Georgina Rodriguez" in the picture.... she even attended the Fifa awards gala with Ronaldo when he won his fourth Fifa World best player award...

Just passing by on your avenue... back to super eagles newsbits now...

Lol..Ohk!I will sleep well dis night knowing shiz a real she..Leave Ronaldo let's talk safari abeg so where does she stay?what food does she like?Does she snort while sleeping?Does she drink?Give me her contact.

Sunnypa11:
She is a fine girl..I don dey monitor her for long..She is just passionate and intelligent... She is anywhere they are discussing Nigeria players except Beer Parlors

Lol..Omo she toooo fine abeg.She ginger me write one tasteless poem for literature section..poem wey I never write for my life..Becos of her I must dey watch futball again I can't shout.
U say u dey monitor her,u be monitoring spirit?Well me sef dey watch am like hawk..I go like discuss yakubu ayegbeni with am I here say dem return my guy back collect change.

Sunnypa11:
Naso,Safarigirl is from Safari Village..she is a princess also well known on Bluemoon,Leicester city forum,Red cafe,theshedend,Arsenal forums e.t.c..
She is Blessed

I wanna know what drives her interest to futball,or is she a futballer or does she work in brilla fm or sumtin..I just hope shiz truely a girl ooh.. if not I will be dissapointed like dat Blackguy tripping for those undercover police guys in that comedy film I have forgotten the name I think whitechics buy the Wayne abi waynan brothers those black clowns.

Smelling mouth! You should write a book on how it feels to be used ad dumped like a used tissue paper.

Sunnypa11:
Safarigirl is also on my hunting list but she is here making good contributions unlike others

A swear she be one of my nairaland crush..At times I wonder if she is really the girl on her dp based on her wise contributions here ad evry time she dey futball section like man..If she no be girl I go vex oo

safarigirl:
having tegular sex with one person dies not translate to 'being in a relationship'....sex is a tasking affair that will take away your energy more than give you energy. if you want to relieve your sexual urge, mast-urbate, visit the gym, perform lots of drills on the training pitch, put all that tension into something that will better your game rather than wasting it on top woman. Fooling around with one ashawo looking somebody will not make you a better sports person.


CR7 is not in a relationship and his career is going great, so what are you on about?

I do boxing ad karate..I don't have sex as often as many of my friends but Once in a while if am heavy ad dull my coach signals me to go help myself out..And anytime I do so I feel light and relived but not with an ashawo but with my ex girlfriend,so Sex don't take energy away until the person abuse it
For example if I have a girl friend like u now and discipline my self to have sex with u at least twice a month it won't affect my fitness level atall, but masturbation affects fitness becos it is addictive.
CR7 is not in a relationship now but he used to be in a relationship..Great sportsmen like maradona,Ali,Tyson,Rolnadino,Okocha,Kanu ad co were in a relationship and it didn't affect there fitness.

This smelling mouth of a guy is a SICK man! U shuld betta write a book on how it feels to be used and discharged like a used tissue paper..THIEF

safarigirl:
thank God for him. He should stay away from women and relationships in general, until such a time he is emotionally mature for such...

All these abroad people sef, dunno what someone so young was using girlfriend to do to begin with

Am a sports man and as a sports man u need a relationship, if not u keep jumping from one brothel to another to relief urself.
God bless the womb that gave birth to a masterpiece like you..I luv ur sharp pointed nose.BLACK IS TRUELY BEAUTIFUL.

NAIRALAND GET FINE BEBS and all of una nogo rest for my hand till I have one.

CORRECT!What of the leather skin I hope u dint dash them the skin?Cos u can make money with it.. This is the best way to eat reptiles especially snake..You eat them without the skin..keep the skin,sell it or use it for shoes,slipers or wallet

Wor wor woman see as she resmble awaa..She should be jailed for being ugly..

sarrki:
I wonder why some people choose the life of crime


They steal to drink, womanise and show up

Ladies ask what your boyfriends do for living

Nah man..They steal becos ur Lord in power messed the economy up.

The boy resides in the rape capital..IBADAN the rape city..Make them go catch am dia.

But Wot is seductive about her dresscode this kain wan fit enter holy nun if care is not taking.

Omotayor123:
Eeyah... I feel sorry for the woman. some men are ingrate.
God will surely judge him.

U are right infact sum men are demons in human flesh but I am among the few rare nice guys around ..BEB I have 10,000 tubers of yam in my barn with 5,000 goat and 1 acre of ugu land just to mention a few..I am tall,handsome,black,musular and healthy..I will take care of you like a kween ad carry u around like egg.
See ur sexy pink lips like the mouth of a fish.Oya take am nothing do you.

IpobExposed:
Nnamdi Kanu is a shameless man. He can't fulfill his words.

He said he will never come out of prison until Biafra flag is raised. But here he is he came out without the Biafra flag with his fake health condition.

Nnamdi Kanu also said he will not come out from kuje Witt his men in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVR9PTajL88

Nnamdi Kanu also said 2015 that he will not pay any bail because he is innocent.

but here he is.

Shameless animal.

Buhari is a public disgrace for releasing this man that ordered the mass killing of Hausa men.

Buhari is a disgrace to us.

Why call hausas..why can't u fight ur battle without dragging them into the matter..Ohk u want them to fight ur battle so u can runaway ad accuse them of wickedness behind them ad claim sophisticated..What is wrong with we yorubas.

adetoroamos:
dat jjc just enjoying Funke fame

A swear im dey take advantage of her lonliness and bareness..Funke house interior design no too fine

Let me help you interpret your revelation sister...You wanting to on a gas cooker before you were called means you wanted to cook up lies against the pastor.

Where are the VIKINGZ,BUCCARNERZ and the PIRATES arise and defend ur grandmaster the white beard sailor against the futa jallon invaders. from senegal.

The God that carved which nigeria?As im be now I go like carve ur dirty eczema back with koboko for this rubbish writeup.