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as we all know, the good old Nokia lives forever! never out of style or out of date, it could actually be a makeshift bullet-proof for its owner, read the testimony below:

Optimist3rd:
Y'all don't give up, Christmas gift is coming... 4th batch!

Please sir are u serious?

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Some people want to floode NL with end time comments

Abeg if God revealed anything to u tell me now lemmie repent

NwajeiTega:
please when will d 3rd list come...got 50 goin for nursing will dy consider me.

My sista my case is exactly d same same score same course

Buhari please help us!



We know President Buhari has a lot on his plate and the demands are high. But we cannot help but appeal to Baba to also consider doing something about these common Nigerian habits.

All for the good of Nigeria, see our proposed bill to President Buhari:

Buhari please help us!



We know President Buhari has a lot on his plate and the demands are high. But we cannot help but appeal to Baba to also consider doing something about these common Nigerian habits.

All for the good of Nigeria, see our proposed bill to President Buhari:

Op wicked sha...wanted to post it when I saw d fire this morning

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Serves her right

A Lagosian took to twitter to lament after he witnessed a traffic robbery on Onikan bridge,Victoria Island..That spot seems to be well known for robberies and nothing is being done about

From the report i had, he was a dance and stunt guy, His friends said he was a gifted boy.
Was A student of Zero Limit Computers

He was knocked down by a truck while listening to music with his #EarPhone on his way Walking.

Spread the news and save a life now. Learn from this.

coolzeal:
Maybe environmental influences, or maternal illness, Hereditary diseases and syndromes. I don't know but, the world has been radiated enough by dangerous chemicals that are harmful to our health. Maybe the food we consume, pills, drugs/alcohol etc.

I like the other way you think...

Ladies can you rock this shoe and guys can u buy this for your woman?

Tried that poo when my Samsung s5 went missing ...it didn't work...I used a phone and a laptop none of them showed me d location of my phone

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1. Any of the big hotels.

Surface Bar and Grill or Voyage Restaurant at Radisson Blu; Oriental Hotel lobby, Brazzerie restaurant at Four Points by Sheraton; the lounging area beside the swimming pool at Eko Hotel. Make sure you order something so you look busy.

If you’re broke, the hotel receptions or garages are good alternatives.

2.Murtala Muhammed Airport (local or international)

Everybody knows that it’s only the rich and well-to-do that take plane flights. Others take the bus. So scrap together all the money you have and take a trip when next you need to travel. If you’re broke, just pretend you’re there to pick a friend or family that just landed and hang around.


3.Banana Island Estate main gate or back gate.

Why the gate? Because, if you don’t know anyone there or weren’t invited, security won’t let you in. So, to avoid embarrassing yourself, make sure you take a cab (the ‘Behind’ type) or you sef fit form small by taking an Uber.


4. Any Of The Numerous Big Churches In Lagos

This is for the christian sisters. Just go to House on the Rock, COZA, Daystar, Harvesters, Redeemed Christian Church of God (not any one, it must be City of David).
There are potential baes waiting. Don’t worry. God understands your situation and he won’t mind the hustle in church.


5.Chevron Estate, Lekki

Don’t go without a plan. You will stand out like a sore thumb if you are seen loitering around. Preferably, you can go around in your jogging clothes.

6.The shopping mall

Even though the poor now regularly patronise the malls now (including myself ), there are still places in them where you can meet the potential hubby. E.g Café Vergnano at The Palms. So go exploring for the cool spots in the mall and hang around there.


7. 1004 Estate staircase

You may ask why the staircase? That’s because you dare not go into any apartment without knowing someone there. If luck shines on you, you might even take home a rich white guy.


8. Accenture car park

This one is easy. You don’t need a car, but you need to look like you own a car. So jingle the keys to the car you may or may not have, while you stroll through the parking lot in search of the car.


9.Tarkwa Bay, Atican or Elegushi beach

Yeah, not just any beaches but these particular ones. The big boys regularly unwind here.


10. The High Class Restaurants e.g. Piccolo Restaurant

You can spend a small fortune on yourself here, but trust me my dear, you will reap that in multiple folds.

11. Pan Atlantic University

This university isn’t for the poor. Everybody here, both students and faculty are more than well-to-do and have access to the country’s influencers. So find ways to visit the place on a frequent basis. But your best bet is to take a course there.

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Well, today we will try to pinpoint some very sure places where you can only get a poor husband. The places are in no particular order tho. Read on:-

1. Career Fairs



Who attends career fairs except he is jobless or wants an upgrade to an already poor job? If your aim of attending a job fair is to get a husband or hook a handsome guy, be rest assured that you’re taking a broke guy home

2. Job interviews/reality show auditions.



This is a gamble. You are free to give him your number but don’t reply that SMS until he has successfully scaled through the reality show has ended and he is declared winner.For job interviews, only if he gets the job.
Don’t worry you are not a gold digger. You’re just a woman going for what she wants.

3. Ikeja City Mall (ICM)



I remember the good ol’ days of ICM when only the big boys flocked here. Now, you will probably see only that small wannabe who wants to show off the little thousands he has in his pockets.



4. The Markets



The handsome and rich men you’ll see in the markets are the married gentlemen who believe in helping out their wives. Most young, rich and unmarried men find someone to do their hectic shopping.


5. MTN and Other Network Customer centres




The people that frequent here are people that complain over the slightest things. E.g “I loaded N100 in my phone last night and N2 was gone by morning! I am not leaving this office until you return my money back.”

Don’t let that sort of man put you inside house oh.


6. Computer Village, Ikeja

You may end up losing some parts of your body or pocket if you try finding a husband here. The boys in Computer village are hustlers who only want but don’t give.


7. Ozone Cinemas, Yaba



Chances are pretty slim. Just Unilag boys roaming around in carrot jeans and pam slippers. Don’t waste your time abeg.


8. Bridges on The Mainland


If you start your search for a husband here, you may end up hooking up with a swindler. Sharp boys stay on the mainland and they aren’t ready to settle down just yet.

9. BRT buses


Have you noticed everybody always looks sad in BRT buses? Maybe it’s because they are thinking of their 0.28 account balance. Once you get in, HEADSET ON!


10. JustRite Supermarket

Justrite prides itself in offering unbeatable prices of good. Any man found shopping here is looking for the cheapest alternative. So therefore, that sort of man will give you N270 to cook soup.

Notable Mentions

Sabo, Yaba
Oshodi Under-bridge
If you have hooked up with a rich guy in any of these locations, please let us know in the comment box below, so I may remove it from the list. Happy husband-hunting.!!! .

I don’t believe it!
They claim they spotted a lion on a fence of a pasta factory in the Ikorodu area of Lagos…and they believe the lion ‘escaped’ from a nearby zoo. First, is there a zoo in Ikorodu?
Drop your comment.

11. Simi Osomo
Little did we know how romantic Mavin act, Dr Sidwas until he wowed us all by proposing to his lover, Simi Osomo during a romantic vacation in Venice, Italy with a princess cut diamond ring.

10. Karen Igho
In May, 2014 the former Big Brother Africa housemate got a rock from her Slavic boo,Yaroslav Rakoswho proposed in a private get together in London.
The couple got married in December and only months ago welcomed a son together.

9. Sonia Morales
Handsome Nollywood actor and model, IK Ogbonnabroke the hearts of many Nigerian ladies when news went viral that he was involved with a Colombian model.
The actor took a step at solidifying the union when he proposed to the 6months pregnant Sonia Morales in March, 2015.
He proposed with a diamond rock ring which must have cost a arm and a leg.

8. Tiwa Savage
Tiwa Savage’s 33rd birthday will remain the most memorable in a long time to come for the ‘Wanted’ singer as her manager turned boo, Teebillzasked her the big question on one kneel with a silver, diamond encrusted piece.

7. Chika Ike
Chika Ikesurprised many in April 2014 when she posted an engagement ring from a mystery boo on Instagram.The display coming less than one year after she officially divorced her husband made tongues wag on social media.
The actress now goes about with a bare finger.

6. Annie Idibia
Nollywood actress and mother of 2, Annie Idibiawas in cloud 9 when she got asked the big question by African pop star, 2face Idibia during a valentine dinner date.The ring which cost the Hypertek bossN1m was a shock to the actress who couldn’t control her tears of joy.

5. Anita Isama
Like his twin, Paul also proposed to his girlfriend and mother on his child on September 18, 2013 although it wasn’t as elaborate as Peter’s.The singer proposed with an expensive grand diamond which kept the Nigerian social media space talking for days.