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PoliticsBuhari Is Not Responsible For Improved Power Supply – Nebo by Sirsoftness(op): 9:00am On Oct 15, 2015
Former minister of Power, Chinedu Nebo has said that improvement in power supply is one of the achievements of former president Goodluck Jonathan.
Nebo spoke in Ikole Ekiti on the occasion of his conferment as the Atayese of Egbeoba kingdom by the Elekole, Oba Ajibade Adewumi Fasiku which took place on saturday.
The newly conferred Chief said:
Some said it was Buhari’s body language that brought the improvement, but I didn’t know what they meant. You can see that these saboteurs have stopped regular bursting of the gas pipes that powered the electricity since President Buhari came on board. Some people did not want Jonathan to succeed.
Some of these people were doing this great disservice because they did not like President Jonathan. The regular supply is Jonathan’s labour. The present administration has not added any value to the sector and Nigerians must appreciate this.
President Buhari will do wonders if he strengthens embedded generation and built more infrastructure for transmission of power.
He should also change the threshold for licensing from one megawatt to five megawatts because the former has no incentive for investors and I believe Nigeria will leapfrog from 4,000 megawatts to something more appreciable, if this is done.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Story - My First Time Weed (igboh) Experience by Sirsoftness(m): 8:31pm On Oct 14, 2015
So...I was young and heard dat weed make your hair grow fast,I heard different testimonies so I decided to try it
I bought 2 parcel mixed 1 with spirit and looked at the 2nd 1 for some tym I was like wetyn dy dis tin sef wey people dy smoke am dy happy
9 I say mah experiment small sef I wrapped it lite it and took a puff nothing happened
I was like wetyn come make dy dy preach against am so I smoked the whole tin.

I can remember very well it was raining and I was home alone ah no know how ah take reach out side next tin ah hear na on ur marks gt set go,come and cc me running like a mad man under the rain as if that was not enough I laid on d ground in 1 small puddle say I thinking I was in 1 olympic size swimming pool

Weed bad sha
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Story - My First Time Weed (igboh) Experience by Sirsoftness(m): 8:28pm On Oct 14, 2015
So...I was young and heard dat weed make your hair grow fast,I heard different testimonies so I decided to try it
I bought 2 parcel mixed 1 with spirit and looked at the 2nd 1 for some tym I was like wetyn dy dis tin sef wey people dy smoke am dy happy
9 I say mah experiment small sef I wrapped it lite it and took a puff nothing happened
I was like wetyn come make dy dy preach against am so I smoked the whole tin.

I can remember very well it was raining and I was home alone ah no know how ah take reach out side next tin ah hear na on ur marks gt set go,come and cc me running like a mad man under the rain as if that was not enough I laid on d ground in 1 small puddle say I thinking I was in 1 olympic size swimming pool

Weed bad sha
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Story - My First Time Weed (igboh) Experience by Sirsoftness(m): 8:20pm On Oct 14, 2015
Bambless1:
grin E Be Like Say Na Oshogbo Weed!
No na kwale weed

Very strong
Jokes EtcRe: When You Buy One Gala..(pics) by Sirsoftness(m): 7:54pm On Oct 14, 2015
cycline404:
Shai i will never forget my 17th year birthday back then, the gala boy ran with my N150.
U stingy ooh #150 9 dy pain u till 2day
RomanceRe: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by Sirsoftness(m): 7:34pm On Oct 14, 2015
Vinshu:
It's OK. . He's just a boyfriend. He may even be cheating on her
B like say u be one of those stingy ones wink
RomanceRe: 10 Things Stingy Girls Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Boyfriend by Sirsoftness(m):
Wicked people dem

Dy buy u #100 birthday card

Some very stingy ones will carry biro and paper to compose useless birthday messages they got from google
RomanceRe: Revealed: Every Girls' Dream (snapshot) by Sirsoftness(m): 7:26pm On Oct 13, 2015
Xiadnat:
I don't know though. I'm trying to grow my nyansh naturally! Not sure how to grow fat concentrated on yansh.... I eat and eat.....still.

Anyway, I am fairly tall and muscle-y. So, I don't accumulate fat easily...high basic metabolic rate etc. And, I also loose fat quite quickly.

Anyway, I suppose I can accept what the good lord gave me. sad
Do squats regularly

Start with 20 a day den u up it later
RomanceRe: Looking Handsome Now A Crime by Sirsoftness(m): 7:24pm On Oct 13, 2015
Coff Coff ....Op make I no swear for u now lipsrsealed
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do U Think Of This Lady's Facebook Status? Screenshot by Sirsoftness(m): 4:06pm On Oct 13, 2015
izuch:
What of when him carry std come back, what happens then?
lol...help me as eer
CelebritiesRe: Photos- Davido Chilling With The Boss Jeezy And Trey Songz by Sirsoftness(m): 4:01pm On Oct 13, 2015
For e mind
CrimeMan Brutalized By Soldiers And Chained To Hospital Bed Cries Out (PHOTO) by Sirsoftness(op): 3:59pm On Oct 13, 2015
A man that was allegedly brutalised and shot on the leg by some soldiers in Benin, the Edo State capital, has raised an alarm over what he called the inhuman treatment meted out to him. But the Nigerian Army has insisted that the man, Mr. Daniel Owie , is an armed robber, who attempted to snatch the soldiers’ vehicle. The soldiers, who were reportedly led by an Army Captain, actually brutalized Owie before shooting him on the leg. In a petition to the Inspector-General of Police, Mr. Solomon Arase, the victim appealed to him to investigate the alleged murder attempt on his life and the breach of his fundamental human rights by a group of soldiers led by a yet to be identified captain in Benin, Daily Sun reports. Mr. Owie is currently receiving treatment at the University of Benin Teaching Hospital (UBTH) where he was chained to the bed allegedly on the orders of the Army Captain. The captain also detailed two soldiers to watch over him. Owie said on October 3, about 8.pm, he met a vehicle that blocked Ihama Road and he went to the car to see if he could assist the owners to push the vehicle off the road. He said that the occupants of the vehicle ordered him to go back to his car, adding that the way and manner they talked to him led to an exchange of words. He was subsequently given the beating of his life by the soldiers, he stated. “Our client told us further that he was surprised that one of them introduced himself as a captain in the Nigerian Army and he further identified himself by brandishing his service pistol. “After the beating, the said the captain called his military boys, who came in a Hilux Pick-up van and, without questions and after he identified him to them, started to beat him again with fists and gun butt. “He further said he was shot on his leg on the instruction of the said captain. He also said that there were bruises all over his body, inflicted by the military men called by the captain.” Owie alleged in the petition that after shooting him, they took him to the hospital in their military base along the Airport Road, Benin, where medical doctors on duty told them that they would not admit him on the ground that the military men were not consistent in their statement as per how he was shot. He said he was later taken to the University of Benin Teaching Hospital where he was admitted. He also alleged that his KIA SUV, two handsets, wristwatch and eyeglasses were taken away from him by the said captain and his boys. “As if (as an) afterthought, at about 10am on Sunday, October 4, 2015, the said captain led other military officers to the University of Benin Teaching Hospital to handcuff him to the bed and detailed two military men to watch over him. They alleged that he was shot because he wanted to snatch their car from them,” the petition said. But in a swift reaction, spokesman of the 4 Brigade of the Nigerian Army, Benin, Capt. Joseph Unuakhalu, said Owie was a member of a robbery gang, who robbed an army officer along Ihama Road on the fateful day and was arrested by personnel of the Nigerian Air Force. The Army statement reads: “At about 10:30pm on 3 October 2015, Troops of 4 Brigade Garrison responding to a distress call, rescued an army officer, who was attacked by suspected armed robbers at Ihama Junction, along Airport Road, Benin city. “During the attack, the officers index finger was cut off by the suspected robbers. “Earlier, the gang robbed two policemen from Lagos Command, who came for their colleague’s wedding. Prior to the troops’ arrival, personnel of the Nigerian Air Force close to the scene responded and arrested one of the suspected robbers, Mr. Daniel Owie, while others ran away abandoning a Kia Sportage Jeep with Reg No EDO BEN 190 BR. “He was handed over to oour troops on arrival. However, the suspect attempted to escape and was shot on his left leg. Suspect is currently receiving treatment at UBTH while investigations are ongoing.” At the time of this report, Owie was still receiving treatment at the hospital. When contacted, medical director of the hospital, Prof. Michael Ibadin, said he was not aware of the development.

EducationRe: Delta State University, Abraka 2015/2016 Admissions by Sirsoftness(m): 2:40pm On Oct 13, 2015
Please i need help
am goin for nursing science d cutoff is 58 Buh I got 43
Please is there any 1dat can assist me?
EducationTagged ‘world’s Ugliest’, This Woman Tells Her Touching Story. by Sirsoftness(op): 12:26pm On Oct 13, 2015
It’s a cruel world we live in as this lady faces online bullying constantly because of the way she looks which is none of her fault. 26 years old Lizzie Velasquez, was born with a rare disease that prevents her from gaining weight and blinded one of her eyes. Her life changed forever when she discovered a YouTube video tagging her as the ‘World’s Ugliest Woman’. Then, 17-years old, she was devastated and broken but she somehow didn’t let the hateful comments define her as the video had over four million views with many dropping hurtful disgusting comments about Lizzie including suggestions that she should have been killed at birth. But inspirational Lizzie said she managed to turn the negative comments into something positive. She told Fox News: There were thousands and thousands of awful comments, all along the lines of: the world would be a better place if I weren’t in it. Each comment I read I felt like someone was physically putting their fist through the screen and punching me. I always knew I wanted to show those people that they weren’t going to define me. I didn’t want the definition of me that they were creating to become my truth . Lizzie has now has released a documentary to inspire others, ‘A Brave Heart: The Lizzie Velasquez story’. She also travels the world helping troubled youngsters who have been bullied for the way they look, motivating and leading them on the right path.

EducationRe: Delta State University, Abraka 2015/2016 Admissions by Sirsoftness(m): 9:10pm On Oct 12, 2015
amedave:
2nd batch is out on jamb portal
Seriously?
RomanceRe: My Gf Is Dirty (pics Inside) by Sirsoftness(m): 6:38pm On Oct 10, 2015
Obob u can blow ooh

abeg make person help me translate wetyn dis guy write
RomanceRe: My Gf Is Dirty (pics Inside) by Sirsoftness(m): 6:32pm On Oct 10, 2015
agarawu23:
did you checked the sections well before you create your thread? I sure say na joke section you wan post this thrash
Gbam u get am

absolutely hilarious
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of A Man Eating From Toilet Seat by Sirsoftness(op): 6:26pm On Oct 10, 2015
modelmike7:
...... Just because you want to be the first to comment, is that why you cant cool down and type? Can you read and understand all these gibberish you just wrote sis?!
Lmao....dis 1 no be matter of rushing ooh

Dis kashbaby is fund of blowing grammars on NL

Just check eer posts
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of A Man Eating From Toilet Seat by Sirsoftness(op): 6:24pm On Oct 10, 2015
KashyBaby:
Well..we never know,tat cover myt a new one and never use yet grin
It looks his d one making the toilet grin
Kash baby

We meet again
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of A Man Eating From Toilet Seat by Sirsoftness(op): 6:22pm On Oct 10, 2015
henribj:
hahahaha
some people for NL ehn, them can drag space o
cheesy
.

E go modify am later lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of A Man Eating From Toilet Seat by Sirsoftness(op): 6:21pm On Oct 10, 2015
henribj:
i guess they are just being greedy land grabbers
grin
Abi ooh mah broda
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of A Man Eating From Toilet Seat by Sirsoftness(op): 6:20pm On Oct 10, 2015
henribj:
OP abeg leave the man o, na for your sitting room aby ya parlor aby ya house or compound him come chop the food?
see man wey dey waka dey go im own o, probably reasoning where im next meal go come from, na so the man see where dem dey do parry, the man decide to branch, on reaching there them tell am say plate no dey again to use serve am food, na so the guy look around grab the nearest object wey fit serve as plate for am, na im some people come say why the guy go use toilet seat dey chop... those people for like make the guy just die of hunger
some people sha
#justsaying (as usual)
Broda no vex na shwo

Na just comic relief
CelebritiesRe: Helen Paul And Gordons: Ay Carries Helen Paul Off The Stage by Sirsoftness(m): 6:16pm On Oct 10, 2015
zoomman:
It's D) which is Accommodation
Tanks broda

Hurriedly commented

Buh ah got d spelling tho

Dats wat matters smiley
RomanceRe: Things Your Man Should Never Make You Do, No Matter How Much You Love Him by Sirsoftness(op): 6:13pm On Oct 10, 2015
jearile:
You train your bf/gf how to treat you by the way you treat yourself. You command respect without demanding it when you have regards for self-respect. The way people see diamond is not the same way they see pebbles even though they look at them with the same very eyes.
Now this is my rule of thumb and I wish we all would imbibe it: I will treat every woman/man the way and manner I'd want my daughters/sons to be treated.
Wisely spoken
Jokes EtcPicture Of A Man Eating From Toilet Seat by Sirsoftness(op): 5:24pm On Oct 10, 2015
How disgusting!
Whatever his reasons are, this is unacceptable unless ofcourse he is mentally disturbed.

EducationMale Student Writes About Gender Inequality In His Engineering Class by Sirsoftness(op): 5:16pm On Oct 10, 2015
A letter written by a mechanical engineering senior at Eastern Washington University in the US, to the editor of the student paper after seeing his female counterparts struggle to have their voices be heard in STEM subjects has gone viral.
Getting over a million likes on facebook, Jared Muldin letter reads:


To the women in my
engineering classes, while it is my intention in every other interaction I share with you to treat you as my peer, let me deviate from that to say that you and I are in fact unequal….I did not for example, grow up in a world that discouraged me from focusing on science. Women are dramatically underrepresented in many STEM fields, particularly engineering: in 2012, only 18% of engineering bachelor’s degrees in the US were granted to women. It’s also common for women who graduate from engineering programs to leave the profession, often because of discrimination and hostile work environments. I have had no difficulty whatsoever with a boys club mentality, and I will not face added scrutiny or remarks of my being the ‘diversity hire.’ When I experience success, the assumption of others will be that I earned it. I was not bombarded with images and slogans telling me that my true worth was in how I look, and that I should abstain from certain activities because I might be thought too masculine. I was not overlooked by teachers who assumed that the reason I did not understand a tough math or science concept was, after all, because of my gender… So, you and I cannot be equal. You have already conquered far more in this field than I will ever face.

PhonesRe: Airtel Introduces The New Time Based Unlimited Data Plan For Every Device by Sirsoftness(m): 2:25pm On Oct 10, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Helen Paul And Gordons: Ay Carries Helen Paul Off The Stage by Sirsoftness(m): 1:55pm On Oct 10, 2015
JOOHEL:
Abeg
Which is the correct spelling?
A)Accomodation
B)Acommodation
C)Acomodation
D)Accommodation
What's wrong ?. Why helen paul go yab goddons like dat?
B)Accommodation
CelebritiesRe: Helen Paul And Gordons: Ay Carries Helen Paul Off The Stage by Sirsoftness(m): 1:53pm On Oct 10, 2015
Gordons sef enh....shey e no get mirror for house ni

He suppose know say e worwor by nw



Resemble oracle

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