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Jokes Etc / Re: When Ur Post Hit Front-page (photos) by Sirsoftness(m): 7:48pm On Jan 01, 2016
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Celebrities / Actor Femi Adebayo Gets Knocks For Kisses His Daughter by Sirsoftness(m): 8:59pm On Dec 27, 2015
In this days of social media, there are things you do and leave them to end in your home because once you bring them online, people will turn it into negativity for you. Many who call themselves fans of actor Femi Adebayo have criticized him for kissing his daughter on the lips.

If this photo had just stayed in his phone and not posted online, nobody will say anything. Be guided!

Romance / Please Advise Me, I’m Worried That I’ll Be Unfaithful Again. by Sirsoftness(m): 6:49pm On Dec 27, 2015
Hi NGTrends Readers,

My boyfriend is loving and fit and he’s brilliant in bed. I doubt he would love me as much if he knew that I’d slept with his brother and then I had s.ex with his dad. I’m 23 and I work for an insurance broker. I look prim at work but there’s really a wild girl inside. Se.x is a really big thing in my life but I’ve always struggled with relationships. I get bored with most guys pretty quickly. Then I met my boyfriend and he’s something else. He’s 25 and a builder. He’s gorgeous, brilliant to talk to and fit in the bedroom as well. He knows just what to do to keep the se.x fizzing and hot. Then I met his brother. It was at a friend’s party and the alcohol was flowing fast. He’s two years older than my boyfriend and looks a lot like him, just a little bit taller and wider.
My boyfriend got bored and went home. He left me behind with his bro. We were soon flirting like mad and I wondered if he was a god in the bedroom as well. Only one way to find out! I led him upstairs and we found somewhere quiet. We were at it like rabbits as soon as we fell on the bed. It was only a quickie but he was up there with the best that I’ve had. As soon as we’d finished the guilt hit me hard. I said we were drunk and that it never should have happened. He agreed and we left it at that. I put it out of my mind.
Then I met his dad. He’s 52 and a widower. He looks like his sons. As soon as I saw him I couldn’t help wondering maybe it wasn’t just the blue smiley eyes that this family shared. I wanted to try him in bed.
My boyfriend took me to visit his dad for his birthday. We went out for a meal and then we went back to his house for a drink. By the end of the night I was aching for him.
My boyfriend had had a bit too much to drink and went off to bed. I stayed downstairs with his dad.
In the end he picked up on my hints and I got what I wanted at last. Yes, it was awesome but so was the guilt that came next. I made my excuses and joined my boyfriend in bed. We kissed and he said that he loved me.
My boyfriend is really the man of my dreams. I know that I’ll love him forever but I’m scared he’ll find out what I did. And I’m worried that I’ll be unfaithful again.


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Phones / Is There An Update For Gionee P4? by Sirsoftness(m): 10:28pm On Dec 26, 2015
Please phone wiz is there an update for gionee p4 to 5.1 and if there is does it support root?


Thankx
Phones / Re: MTN Just Gave Me N5000 Airtime by Sirsoftness(m): 8:49pm On Dec 25, 2015
DonLo:
They've been giving me every week. I'm on the third

Abeg which terrif u dy ...mah join asap
Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Things Freshers In A Nigerian University/polytechnic Can Relate To by Sirsoftness(m): 1:49pm On Dec 24, 2015
11. Then Reading for your First Test, you’re like..

Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Things Freshers In A Nigerian University/polytechnic Can Relate To by Sirsoftness(m): 1:46pm On Dec 24, 2015
10. When you see a group of people beating up your fellow course mate, but then you realize you’re still a fresher.

Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Things Freshers In A Nigerian University/polytechnic Can Relate To by Sirsoftness(m): 1:44pm On Dec 24, 2015
..and then, you’re like..

Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Things Freshers In A Nigerian University/polytechnic Can Relate To by Sirsoftness(m): 1:41pm On Dec 24, 2015
and the cultist be like..

Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Things Freshers In A Nigerian University/polytechnic Can Relate To by Sirsoftness(m): 1:38pm On Dec 24, 2015
9. and then After Class a cultist approaches you, and you wanna run..But you just have to be sure he doesn’t know your department

Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Things Freshers In A Nigerian University/polytechnic Can Relate To by Sirsoftness(m): 1:35pm On Dec 24, 2015
8. When in class, and you’re trying to help your room-mate who got called out by the lecturer to solve an equation on the board.

Buh he dumb AF...

Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Things Freshers In A Nigerian University/polytechnic Can Relate To by Sirsoftness(m): 1:33pm On Dec 24, 2015
7. and your First Selfie in School be like:

Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Things Freshers In A Nigerian University/polytechnic Can Relate To by Sirsoftness(m): 1:32pm On Dec 24, 2015
6. Then on your First Day of class, you’re like:

Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Things Freshers In A Nigerian University/polytechnic Can Relate To by Sirsoftness(m): 1:30pm On Dec 24, 2015
5. Then, your new room mate is a conc. believer of Christ/Allah, but deep down within you, you’re a bad boy/girl.

But then…you don’t have a choice..

Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Things Freshers In A Nigerian University/polytechnic Can Relate To by Sirsoftness(m): 1:28pm On Dec 24, 2015
4. Then on the day of Registration, you’re not sure of where the Registration office is.

Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Things Freshers In A Nigerian University/polytechnic Can Relate To by Sirsoftness(m): 1:26pm On Dec 24, 2015
3. Then as a girl, your Mom be advising you like:

Jokes Etc / Re: 13 Things Freshers In A Nigerian University/polytechnic Can Relate To by Sirsoftness(m): 1:24pm On Dec 24, 2015
2. ..and you just had to share the good news with your goons

Jokes Etc / 13 Things Freshers In A Nigerian University/polytechnic Can Relate To by Sirsoftness(m): 1:20pm On Dec 24, 2015
Waddup People!

Compliments of The Season to you all..

1. When you Finally shame the Devil, and your name appears on the Supplementary Admission List.

After 5yrs of writing jamb

Education / Nigerian And Ghanaian Students Suspended In UK University Over 'jollof Rice' by Sirsoftness(m): 11:37am On Dec 24, 2015
LOL. The Beef and Competition Between Nigerians and Ghanaians is Hilarious. We all know right now that the biggest bone of contention is Jollof rice.
Apparently, it has been historically proven that this delicacy neither originated in Ghana nor Nigeria, but not everyone agrees with or are even aware of it.
Two female students of Nigerian and Ghanian origin studying at the College of South West London, UK were suspended indefinitely for fighting over this matter.
Lateefah Oyedepo was cooking her jollof rice the Nigerian way when Tracy Osei Assibey told her that she was going about it all wrong by using fat grain rice, instead of long grain rice.
Lateefah then retorted that the Nigerian way was the right way and that the classic recipe was of Nigerian origin. She also said that Ghanaian jollof tastes disgusting! It quickly escalated from there.
This wasn’t just a simple fight, fists were involved. The fight started in the kitchen of their fifth floor apartment and moved to the streets.
It went on for about two-and-half hours, until further catastrophe was prevented by one of the college’s lecturers who is Sierra Leonean.
The ladies basically went at each other over something they know nothing about. This situation perfectly shows that ignorance isn’t bliss!
Family / Re: My Dad Is Frustrating Me by Sirsoftness(m): 10:18am On Dec 24, 2015
Chidoks:
Where is your mom?

She can't bail me out every time nw,wah if she's not home I need a permanent solution
Family / Re: My Dad Is Frustrating Me by Sirsoftness(m): 10:14am On Dec 24, 2015
murphyrichy:
After reading your post, I couldn't believe it. But when I checked the age of my youngest broda whom i still flog because he's stubborn, I gat to find out that you are a year older than him. So for your Dad to still flog you at dis your age shows that he sees sometime wrong in you. may be your are the stubborn type? check your character joor.

Am not stubborn infact the fear I have for him has always made me behave my self both home and away

BTW did u cc the reason I gave for his flogging me...it has noting to do with stubbornness
Jokes Etc / Re: As Seen Somewhere In Edo State by Sirsoftness(m): 8:27pm On Dec 22, 2015
sinaj:
cheesy



Sombori shud giv me Bic lemme copy d number grin

If u need bf ah dy there oh grin
Jokes Etc / Re: As Seen Somewhere In Edo State by Sirsoftness(m): 8:23pm On Dec 22, 2015
The guy need babe na wetyn bad there
Family / Re: My Dad Is Frustrating Me by Sirsoftness(m): 11:33pm On Dec 20, 2015
Richy4:


sorry to say this but You sounded like a nursery school kid to me. It is not compulsory that you must not know everywhere. but definitely, your dad did not cage you in that house. you are not helping matters at all. you caged yourself at home and expect him to tell you like a little boy to go out and play and when he did not say it, you feel he was preventing you from going out.....

The question is, How do you go to your Uni? does he drop and pick you up like a kid? is it everyday you go to uni? Don't you have a free lecture day in your time table.or you have already handed him your time table. At least you and I know that you cannot study from Monday to Friday. even if you do, there must be a day of the week that your lectures finish early. instead of going home, why not use that period and hang out with your friends?

Don't you have a phone? any day you are not returning early or you feel like catching up with friends (i mean the good ones), can't you call your mum or any other family member and tell them that you got a group assignment and your group members are gathering that day to solve and hand in the assignment the next day? how can he refuse you from doing assignment? Haba mallam!!! must we tell you that biko?

I don't go to school from my place...School hostel

He does all that when m home during holidays...and he made it mmake's it very clear everyday b4 he leaves for work that i should stay at home
Family / Re: My Dad Is Frustrating Me by Sirsoftness(m): 10:01pm On Dec 20, 2015
Richy4:
The one I am against is the cane. who flogs an undergraduate in this 21st century?

Other expect of your restriction is fine by me. he has a reason why he was doing that. the fact that you are a 200L student, does not mean he was not your father anymore. You are still his beloved son to whom he wiped his as$ about 19 years ago..

You are under his roof, he calls the shot, not you. when you are independent, gets a job and pays the bill, then you will be free but for now abide by his rules. I believe when you grow up more in the next 10years you will be thanking his for shielding you from certain things

As for the cane, If you have an uncle or aunt, your father's younger brother or elder sister that is in good terms with your dad, tell him or her about the cane.... Tell him or her that you are going to obey all his rule in the house but if he touches you again with anything, you will not take. say it and mean it....

Expect a little "gra gra" after the warning has been delivered from your dad. do not answer back on the "gra gra" matters, he was just trying to deal with the fact that his baby boy is now a man.... he has gotten the massage....

Good luck with your studies

I don't think you understand what I meant by he restricts me...
Asin I don't leave the house at all and when he sends me to deliver something to his friend or college and I say I don't know where that street is
Dats another round of scolding for me

I mean how am I suppose to know anywhere if u don't allow me go out
Jokes Etc / Re: Wet Latest And Funny Jokes On Your Whatsapp, Drop Ur Numbers by Sirsoftness(m): 9:19pm On Dec 20, 2015
This is like the 3rd time am dropping my number here please add me 07035964481
Family / My Dad Is Frustrating Me by Sirsoftness(m): 9:09pm On Dec 20, 2015
Am a 200L student in Delta state university Abraka 19 years of age

My problem is that my dad still treats me like a child I kept silent for a while thinking when I gain admission he will stop and give me my freedom,but no I have facial hair and I like it but anytime I come home my dad forces me to cut it,he also restricts me from visiting any of my friends and doesn't allow any of my friends visit me,and if I say I want to stay in school and not come home he is definitely goin to disgrace me in school. The main reason of my writing this post is because he used the cane on me he said he called me and I didn't answer,in my defense I didn't hear him call me I was busy he finished my body without giving me a chance to explain

Now what I want to ask is at my age and position should I still be flogged and how can I get my dad to understand I am no longer a child
Education / Re: Delta State University, Abraka 2015/2016 Admissions by Sirsoftness(m): 5:49pm On Dec 17, 2015
DOCTORPRESH:
Its on jamb portal already, check it there. #AllTheBest

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In other news, DELSU just knack me biochem #GodWin

Wow congrats on ur admission... I was also given biochem i don't know if i will be able to do the screening and clearance since dy are vacating this Friday
Education / Re: Delta State University, Abraka 2015/2016 Admissions by Sirsoftness(m): 4:15pm On Dec 17, 2015
I was given admission in this new list...
Since the school is vacating this friday will i able to do my screening and all next week
I have already paid my acceptance fee
Celebrities / Re: How I Upgraded From Been A Mama's Boy To Big Boy [photos] by Sirsoftness(m): 10:06pm On Dec 16, 2015
Ion cc any difference undecided undecided

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Nairaland / General / Re: Meet The Youngest Lawyer In Anambra State Nigeria - Photos by Sirsoftness(m): 10:01pm On Dec 16, 2015
This Aunty viviangist must u take ftc on all ur posts undecided

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