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Maria de los Angeles

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What was she. . . like 12

So which guy did you ladies have a crush on?

Spill!!!

KarmaMod:
and they say NYers are psychotic.

Bwahahaha! Yeah, at least they kill for a legit reason, like an old pair of timberlands

eldee:
Why couldn't she just switch to 'It's complicated' first . . . before 'Single'??

Tee hee hee. . .  looks like you are an expert in the 'ol status thingy, eh?

savanaha:
I don't have a Facebook but I now how my friends obsess about it. I had a friend that made her status single and took down all their pictures together as soon as he wanted to "take a break." The next day guys were hitting on her. Yes, people take it too seriously though cocain and alcohol does make it worse. I think it is kind of funny too how people overreact about a website to post pictures, like its a life line.

Honestly! It's pure madness. . . I can't count how many Facebook "fights" have had to listen to with my cousins and their friends. Why did you write on his wall, when you know I kinda like him? I put him on my superwall, that should have given you a clue. . .duh! Now taking someone off your friend's list tells you how grave their offense is.

Jeebus!!

Man killed wife in Facebook row

A man has been jailed for life for stabbing his wife to death over a posting she made on the social networking site Facebook.

Wayne Forrester, 34, told police he was devastated that his wife Emma, also 34, had changed her online profile to "single" days after he had moved out.

The Old Bailey heard Forrester drove to her home in Croydon, south London, and attacked the mother-of-two.

He stabbed her with a kitchen knife and a meat cleaver on 18 February.

Forrester, who pleaded guilty to murder, was ordered to serve a minimum term of 14 years.

Judge Brian Barker, the Common Serjeant of London, told him: "You committed a terrible act. There is no possible excuse or justification.

"This is a tragic killing and what you have done has caused untold anguish."

Forrester, an HGV driver, was drunk and high on cocaine when he attacked the mother of two in the early hours as she slept.

He beat her, tore out clumps of her hair, and repeatedly stabbed her in the head and neck.

Neighbours were woken up by her screams. They found him sitting outside the house covered in blood and called the police.

The court heard Forrester thought his wife, a payroll administrator, was having an affair and had threatened to kill her.

The couple, who had been together for 15 years, had a "volatile" marriage, jurors were told.

'Devastated and humiliated'

The day before the murder, he called her parents and complained about his wife's Facebook entry which he said "made her look like a fool", the court heard.

In a statement to police Forrester said: "Emma and I had just split up. She forced me out.

"She then posted messages on an internet website telling everyone she had left me and was looking to meet other men.

"I loved Emma and felt totally devastated and humiliated about what she had done to me."

In a victim impact statement, Mrs Forrester's sister Liza Rothery said the murder had had a "devastating" impact on her and parents Frances and Robert.

Miss Rothery added: "What on earth could Emma have done to result in such a brutal, callous attack on a defenceless woman?"


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7676285.stm

This is hella funny!

Oh spare me the holier than thou why are you laughing speech. It is FUNNY.

It's sad she died but come on. . . over a Facebook Status??

Jeez! Facebook users. . . you've been warned.

Escrava Isaura

Apparently there are two of ‘em. One from 1976 and a 2004 remake. Never saw it, so I don't know which one you guys want. . . 

1976
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Okay, why does it sound like a Salawa and Kollington duet?


2004
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Much Better

Still can't find my Lady of The Rose

doyin13:
Na so e easy to Yonda. . . . .You will need to go to Yonder to yonda oo

Till then. . . .what say we hook up for some burukutu in Damaturu.  

@Ruby Pearl

Deepzone ke. . . . .That was before I found out she was a stickler for women's rights. How bloody unfashionable

A modern day Emily Pankhurst. . . . .Puhleassssse  

When it is between breathing and not breathing,

Sleeping on a bed in an upstairs bedroom and sleeping in a posi six feet under

Then hell yeah it is THAT easy to yonda!!


[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=177948.msg2958572#msg2958572 date=1224287688]Eyah, doyin, pkele.

Oya, I support you and Sisi [/quote]Support of what? RubyRenny are you trying to get rid of me? Just tell me straight up what I have done and I will beg for forgivness.

Noooo! The No One But You Theme was the bestest!!


Corason me re ra corason
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Don't try me ooh!

doyin13:
Who remembers Isaura. . . .a Brazillian one that used to come up on Channel 5?

Someone should arrest the person responsible for bringing Rich Also Cry to our screens.

Bwahahaha! I was getting to that. Seriously, they subjected us to THAT. . . were they trying to say we couldn't do better? Our CHECKMATE and BEHIND THE CLOUDS were light years ahead of that crap and we didn't have to pretend like their mouths matched the words we heard.

Gah!

Okay, the light years was pushing it but you get my drift.

tpia:
Raquel stole Rachel's rich and handsome but slow fiance in Secrets of the sand.

Wild Rose is a Mexican soap. (not sure if Lady of the Rose is the same as Wild Rose).

I think I remember Secrets of the Sands now. . . the were twins right? Yeah I remember and the slow fiance's name was Abula or something coz I remember that reigned as an insult for awhile. Oh man! Those were them days.

Thanks!

sophienwa:
that gave me a feeling of nostalgia.can't believe i am almost crying. how obsessed were we with those programmes and the funny thing is i knew those tunes so well and if i happened 2 b anywhere other than in the house and i heard the tune, the kain race wey i dey run reach house no dey get part 2. oh how i miss those days.i think lady of d rose had a xter in it called gabrielle swanson and had to do with her changing her identity to take out revenge on a guy and she ended up falling in love with him(can't remember now).

there was this brazillian one as well called isaura the slave girl about a white girl who was a slave on a plantation etc. and how can i forget maria de los angeles and her love interest Jorge de la Rosa, her evil aunt Orquidea Cordoba Escalante, cousin Alba Griselda and other xters Radames Basanta,Rogelio Vargas.

Obsessed. . . understatement! I used to to count down the hours and will watch it back to back, you know they used to show it on different stations. As one is ending, another begins. Will be singing corason, ma re ra corason, corason, me re ra corason. . . like I knew what the heck it meant!

Thanks for the Gabrielle Swanson tip. . . yeah, she went to jail because of him, no? Now it's all coming back. . . I'll see of I can find it.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=177948.msg2958542#msg2958542 date=1224287280]lmao!

Sorry o, I dnt want to pour sand for Doyin's garri. you 2 carry on [/quote]Carry on where? To an Early grave? Aah RubyRenny. . . I though you liked me. 

The only carry on that will happen here is me and my foto fosting! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/65.gif

doyin13:
This is what we get when the bouncer at the door doesn't do his job properly

@Sisibaby.

No mind Morenike. I chase am chase am, she say no, she wants to marry Nairaland's Crusader.
Now, she won't let me attach with somebody else.

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doyin13:
Continue oo. . . .O nii pe run down  

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[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=177948.msg2958493#msg2958493 date=1224286704]Dnt mind Doyin,
2 days ago, he was chasing after Omoge,
yesterday, after DZ,
today, after you and creamish.

the boy get plenty time for I'm hand[/quote]Whoa! Whoa! Did you say ^*swallows Deep. . . Deepzone?

Aaaaah! Mo yonda! Infact, I fi gbogbo jiki na yonda.

I ain't suicidal. . . shoooo

doyin13:
lol. . . . priceless

You remind me of an incident in my Secondary school days.  We used to call Stammerers Scratchers(as in DJ scratcher)
and there was this particular boy who was tormented by a rabbit in his throat.

Wicked boys like us, we called him to come and scratch for our entertainment.

Poor lad came over and with herculean effort, ''Wha. . . .wha,  , wha. . . .wha . . . . .is'' massive effort, ''SCRATCHING''  

Rotflmao! That is soooo uncool!!


[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=177948.msg2958486#msg2958486 date=1224286627]Lol! I've never been to do North.

So sad to say this, but I know nothing, zip zip, about the north.

Sure, all the facts can be found on the net, but hand to hand experiment, primary experience no dey [/quote]Awwww! Don't worry we will make a northerner out of you in no time.

ibkaye:
My dear, I don't know anything about that, never been to the north, the cloest to the north I have been is my mum because she is a northerner

I guess I really should go hide under a blanket!! I was born in the north, I grew up in the north, I went to school in the north. I hold my parents responsible for this. . . I do!! I don't care how. . . or how but they are responsible somehow.

doyin13:
Sisikill. . . .you wey dey try hook up Omoge

What you saying. . . . .Are u attached?

And no come back with any sarcastic retorts  

Rotflmao! Okay, I don't know what you think of us oh but we don't marry our siblings. Cousins. . .  maybe but it's got to be like distant. . . really, really distant cousin but siblings, nah! So you see trying to hook Omoge with my brother has got nothing to do with my status, except of course you are wondering why I am not going for her myself then, I got say. . . while I'm sure Omoge will make a wonderful, wonderful Hausa Bride, I don't swing that way.

Oh wait. . . you said no sarcasm, I am sooo sorry. Gah! The darn thing just comes tumbling out

And the answer will be NO.

You know you can't hate me right?  

Oh such a purty monkey

Do you remember the food called pete and what's the name of the Raffia tray they use to sift the masara? The only one I remember very well is the Waina pot and that's because I used love greasing each little hole. Man I used to think that was like an important job.

You really like him, hun?

Ibkaye they have released you!!! Nice

I need you, Omoge has been firing me with some questions that I can't answer.

Help me out here, redeem us (yes, it's US now)

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=177948.msg2958320#msg2958320 date=1224284705]What is that animal?

With the feathers abi na scales? [/quote]Tee hee. . . those are Pongolins. You've never seen them before?

Ay! It's time to take a trip to the north.

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=177948.msg2958315#msg2958315 date=1224284638]awwwwwwwwwww, that is so cool!!!


Dnt worry, I'll protect you form DZ [/quote]Na gode!

doyin13:
You are hereby indicted for misleading the general nairaland populace into believing that
you are of Yoruba stock.

How do ye plead??

What? Not GUILTY!!!

Ma je ku momsie gbo e oh! Won ni find eh funny rara rara. Infact won le commit lo ri e.

Omoge, my brother just asked me to find out if you are taken?

He said you will take me to school and back in Hausa-ness!!

Sooooooooooooooo are ya?

Grasslands

Highlands

Omoge has givne me assignment, my grandmother will be so ashamed of me right about now!!

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=177948.msg2958243#msg2958243 date=1224283703]Hmm, so Sisi is from the North?[/quote]*looks around for DeepZone*

Don't say that out loud, you wanna kill me?

omoge:
wayoooooooooooooooooooo
waaaaaaayoooooooooooooooooo

na mutu fa gaskiya. ewwwwwwwwwwwww that wierd tree, ummmm ha!!

i won't eat kuka again kuma.

Rotflmao! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Chikiiiiiiiiiiiii  naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Walahi, Kin Keshe ni!!

omoge:
what? you in kad and you don't know pete?

okay let me give you an idea

corn grounded not so smooth but smooth to some extent.
then you use the flat native hausa tray to sort it, i forgotten how we do call it but i love doing it.

you put some of the masara and then use your hands to do it to seperate it

the is what you then cook, use mai gada, tomatoe and the sour leaf (also use to eat masa), put gishiri and maybe maggi. cook like porridge, i love it sooooooooooo much

yakua is the sour leaf (if i remeber)

now do you get the meal am talking about?

Aah! I am shaming myself here

omoge:
wait is it the kukar? is it from that tree? please let me know ko. what have i eaten goodness gracious

Rotflmao! You are killing me here. I don't know if I should tell you coz you are already freaking out. The leaves of the Boabab tree are Kuka leaves, used to make. . . .

Mambilla Plateau

omoge:
kuka? you mean that tree is what they got kuka soup stuffs from??

Bwahahahaha! Makes you wish you could unknow what you now know, right?

Co-existing peacefully with  

Butterfly