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I am tired of reading AI slop and I know when it is AI. I posted something like that yesterday and the mod, nlfpmod I suspect hid the comment. Common! You can do better. Stop giving us slop. I don't know how old you are but it's not about age, some of us are well experienced in this field. Stop feeding us slop. I appreciate your own original thoughts even if it is 1 paragraph. Stop feeding slop to the FP too

I used ai to analyse your AI to save me time on better things. Signs of AI:

1. Highly structured aphorisms: Short, declarative lines with moral certainty (“It is order.” “It is a home.”) are common in AI-generated rhetoric.

2. Parallelism and repetition: The rhythm (“It is not… It is not… It is…”) is something AI produces very comfortably.

3. Abstract, generalized claims: No personal anecdotes, dates, or concrete experiences—just ideology-level statements.

4. Polished but impersonal tone: Strong conviction without messy human qualifiers.

Sounds like something generated to sound profound rather than something wrestled out of experience.

bigpriik:
Low self esteem and peer pressure na him spoil this generation.

The mobile phone caused it. The smartphone.

Demigod22:
Well, I don't go about lying for engagement, he told me about it and he's really worried, with his permission, I brought it here for wider perspective.

Yet you can share your friend's personal chat with the world without discretion. Tell that to the marines. Such a friend is DANGEROUS. You are DANGEROUS if you can open your friend yansh to the world like this.

You are not wondering what happened to your traditional religions 🤡

Africans!!!

Patojargz:
Normally ds one Dey! But currently many men Dey whine

I blame men too. They have allowed women to effeminate them.

Patojargz:
Ds one wey u talk now na ur own…

No caps. Opposite sides attract. That's why men will keep chasing women and women will keep talking about men. We are our worst enemies but we need each other.

Men don't find men sexually attractive, unless they have a psychiatric disorder called homosexuality. You don't need to completely be a man though but once you start giving male vibes and reducing your femininity, you are one way to becoming unattractive. Even women don't like to see men behaving like them, it turns them off. There's Ying and Yang

Love800:
But the glass will break inside the freezer na.

Great point but glass itself is stable at freezer temperatures because cold does not damage it. Breakage happens due to stress, not because it is cold. That stress comes from three main factors, 1. using non–freezer-safe glass 2. overfilling so expanding food pushes against the walls or 3. exposing the glass to sudden temperature changes.

When freezer-safe or tempered glass is used properly, it is routinely and safely used worldwide for freezing food. This is why manufacturers clearly label containers as freezer-safe and why labs and commercial kitchens rely on glass rather than plastic.


https://www.tiktok.com/video/7361538726725487915

Leave space at the top for food expansion, let hot food cool before freezing, and avoid taking frozen glass directly into hot water or a hot surface. When used correctly, glass is safer than plastic because it does not leach chemicals, absorb odors, or degrade over time.

The leaders of Rivers State should all be ashamed of themselves starting with Mr Odili. This is because he was the first Governor since 1999. If they had a good system and influence, Rivers will not be in this mess. They were all products of PDP. The epitome of their failure is where for the first time since 1999, Rivers has been pulled down by the cracks within the house.

- Peter Odili - 1999-2007 (PDP)
- Celestine Omahi - 2007 (PDP)
- Rotimi Amaechi - 2007-2015 (PDP, nPDP)
- Nyesom Wike - 2015-2023 (PDP)
- Fubara - 2023-2025 (PDP); 2026 - 2027 (APC)

Every Governor after Odili has always had problems with the house of Assembly, except Wike. That state is an oil rich state that should have had institutions far beyond what other Nigerian states can dream of. Instead of that, the thing we remember Rivers State for is violence and power struggle.

Namaster:
7KG Hisense Washing Machine is JUST #200K.
Get it and stop the NONSENSE.
It comes with a Dryer too.
Clothes that can't be washed in machine can be DRY CLEANED.
It's CHEAP!
Plus, washing clothes is oddly MEDITATIVE.

Having said that, an UNEMPLOYED Full Housewife should NOT be part of the people complaining about this.

Hnmmmm you are very right here about mediation.

The mod that hid my comment is unserious. I repeat. This is AI SLOP.

Updated because nlfpmod hid my comment on the front page. I knew when you did so.

Signs of AI writing

1. Highly structured aphorisms: Short, declarative lines with moral certainty (“It is order.” “It is a home.”) are common in AI-generated rhetoric.

2. Parallelism and repetition: The rhythm (“It is not… It is not… It is…”) is something AI produces very comfortably.

3. Abstract, generalized claims: No personal anecdotes, dates, or concrete experiences—just ideology-level statements.

4. Polished but impersonal tone: Strong conviction without messy human qualifiers.

Stop using plastic to store food and water.

When you open your tuna or tin tomato, don't keep storing it with the container, pour it into a glass

frog12:
this man is a big distraction.
he likes too much power

He is not to those who like the games of power, politics and positions. He is a useful tool, very fine tool. I had posted that they made us think Atiku was the problem but look at PDP one year after Atiku left. We know who is sponsoring him and enjoys the chaos. It's not accidental. It's well planned.

That man played the same game with AD so it's not a surprise to see it. Even PDP in Lagos could not be a good opposition because they kept using them as false flag. Look at the last guy who contested for Lagos Governor for PDP last time, he moved to APC and was not ashamed to let you know he worked as a mole. Mr Strategy has used this playbook many times and it works where there are hungry people who can sell their father's house for pittance. It's a Machiavellian type of politics that involves rub my back, I pat you and it's big money involved. Leave integrity for honest people. That one no consain dem.

You see this campaign they are running against Obi and GRV? They did it to Jimi Agbaje. In 2007, he made a good show in his first campaign with a relatively unknown party against Fashola, the next time he campaigned as a PDP man, they called him all manner of names and attached 'Ibo' to him. They already took care of PDP in 2007, they were not expecting an Agbaje to surprise them with organic votes under DPA, they took note from there and ever since then, he can't win their smear campaign. They are always using tribe to scare voters away but those who understand the game can see the fear. I wonder why people can't see this cheap pattern. APC pattern is familiar, that's why I have no pity for them when ipob or obidient give them the same medicine. They are half sides of a coin as far as I am concerned. It's giving them their own medicine. Propaganda must not be allowed to run unchallenged, if Obidients give them in the same coin, at least, it is fire for fire.

Mr Tinubu does not like competition, you are blocking his way. And we all knew this after Funso Williams was taken away from us by those who know themselves. If that man agrees to a debate this time, I will vote for him. But you can tell that he wasn't bothered about competition, that's why he appointed El Rufai and the gang to speak for him at Chatham House while the other contestants spoke for themselves. Mr Teamship does not bother to do presidential media chats, Mr Wike has done more media chats than the President The morning shows the day

I think Obi should work with Saraki. It will neutralize the tribal games APC likes to play. He is from North Central and history has proven that he can stand his ground. I know he wanted to be president too. Obi-Saraki will be had for APC to do their tribal agenda because Saraki can play two cards. However it's good that life has humbled these people. Atiku, Saraki, Tambuwwal, Amaechi and the rest of them that worked to destroy their PDP and work with ACN/CPC/APGA to form the unholy alliance we have today called APC can see how to destroy is easy but to build is hard

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frog12:
this man is a big distraction.
he likes too much power

He is not to those who like the games of power, politics and positions. He is a useful tool, very fine tool. I had posted that they made us think Atiku was the problem but look at PDP one year after Atiku left. We know who is sponsoring him and enjoys the chaos. It's not accidental. It's well planned.

That man played the same game with AD so it's not a surprise to see it. Even PDP in Lagos could not be a good opposition because they kept using them as false flag. Look at the last guy who contested for Lagos Governor for PDP last time, he moved to APC and was not ashamed to let you know he worked as a mole. Mr Strategy has used this playbook many times and it works where there are hungry people who can sell their father's house for pittance. It's a Machiavellian type of politics that involves rub my back, I pat you and it's big money involved. Leave integrity for honest people. That one no consain dem.

You see this campaign they are running against Obi and GRV? They did it to Jimi Agbaje. In 2007, he made a good show in his first campaign with a relatively unknown party against Fashola, the next time he campaigned as a PDP man, they called him all manner of names and attached 'Ibo' to him. They already took care of PDP in 2007, they were not expecting an Agbaje to surprise them with organic votes under DPA, they took note from there and ever since then, he can't win their smear campaign. They are always using tribe to scare voters away but those who understand the game can see the fear. I wonder why people can't see this cheap pattern. APC pattern is familiar, that's why I have no pity for them when ipob or obidient give them the same medicine. They are half sides of a coin as far as I am concerned. It's giving them their own medicine. Propaganda must not be allowed to run unchallenged, if Obidients give them in the same coin, at least, it is fire for fire.

Mr Tinubu does not like competition, you are blocking his way. And we all knew this after Funso Williams was taken away from us by those who know themselves. If that man agrees to a debate this time, I will vote for him. But you can tell that he wasn't bothered about competition, that's why he appointed El Rufai and the gang to speak for him at Chatham House while the other contestants spoke for themselves. Mr Teamship does not bother to do presidential media chats, Mr Wike has done more media chats than the President The morning shows the day

I wrote this some days ago.

frog12:
this man is a big distraction.
he likes too much power

He is not to those who like the games of power, politics and positions. He is a useful tool, very fine tool. I had posted that they made us think Atiku was the problem but look at PDP one year after Atiku left. We know who is sponsoring him and enjoys the chaos. It's not accidental. It's well planned.

That man played the same game with AD so it's not a surprise to see it. Even PDP in Lagos could not be a good opposition because they kept using them as false flag. Look at the last guy who contested for Lagos Governor for PDP last time, he moved to APC and was not ashamed to let you know he worked as a mole. Mr Strategy has used this playbook many times and it works where there are hungry people who can sell their father's house for pittance. It's a Machiavellian type of politics that involves rub my back, I pat you and it's big money involved. Leave integrity for honest people. That one no consain dem.

You see this campaign they are running against Obi and GRV? They did it to Jimi Agbaje. In 2007, he made a good show in his first campaign with a relatively unknown party against Fashola, the next time he campaigned as a PDP man, they called him all manner of names and attached 'Ibo' to him. They already took care of PDP in 2007, they were not expecting an Agbaje to surprise them with organic votes under DPA, they took note from there and ever since then, he can't win their smear campaign. They are always using tribe to scare voters away but those who understand the game can see the fear. I wonder why people can't see this cheap pattern. APC pattern is familiar, that's why I have no pity for them when ipob or obidient give them the same medicine. They are half sides of a coin as far as I am concerned. It's giving them their own medicine. Propaganda must not be allowed to run unchallenged, if Obidients give them in the same coin, at least, it is fire for fire.

Mr Tinubu does not like competition, you are blocking his way. And we all knew this after Funso Williams was taken away from us by those who know themselves. If that man agrees to a debate this time, I will vote for him. But you can tell that he wasn't bothered about competition, that's why he appointed El Rufai and the gang to speak for him at Chatham House while the other contestants spoke for themselves. Mr Teamship does not bother to do presidential media chats, Mr Wike has done more media chats than the President The morning shows the day

You don't have respect for yourself if you let people disrespect you.

ppogba:
So, Alfa sef don begin see vision?

Wetin remain na make Dem begin apply make up for face.

My initial reaction too.

What poverty cannot do does not exist. They need to start wiping these boys at Bar Beach. Let's enjoy some Sunday exhibition games

Guys, have you noticed that Trump talks more to Americans Call him crazy, at least he's communicating with them. Since APC came to Nigeria's Presidency, they've turned the president into a D'banj's Don Jazzy that never talks to you and let aides do the talking. Morning shows the day. If they could ignore presidential debates, they already let you know they don't give a damn about you

Just say NO.

The father's responsibility is to his child. Let's leave all the other things you mentioned, what is his father doing about his own son

If you have an uncle, and he is your mother's brother, speak to him. Your mum needs someone from her side to correct her.

If you make the mistake of bringing him to your house, your mum and her problems will be closer to you than her phone calls.

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Democracy is a scam if one country can decide how crazy another's democracy is crazy. Demonstration of craze...

This is why it will not work in Africa because it's crazy how the demo works here. The rulers have figured out how to manipulate the system to benefit them without direct responsibility.

In 1999 - 2003, the Executive did not like the Legislature and orchestrated the removal of the Senate and Reps different times. However you must be aware that the leaders of those houses were not 100% clean. Do you remember Salisu and Toronto Certificate? Within four years, the Senate alone had three presidents. Salisu Buhari’s removal over the Toronto certificate scandal was justified on ethical grounds, but the speed and coordination of the process revealed something deeper, the executive influence was never far away. Evan Enwerem and later Chuba Okadigbo fell amid allegations of misconduct, yet the pattern suggested that leadership crises were being managed politically, not institutionally. Accountability was selective, reactive, and often convenient for the power brokers. Nigeria began its democratic process on a faulty foundation. The Governors will learn after the 2003 tsunami by the PDP how to grab it in the next paragraph.


In 2003–07, the major issue of this tenure was the attempt tamper with constitutional limits through political pressure. Even though Obasanjo denies it today, there is enough documentation on how the third-term agenda was not just about tenure elongation but it was a stress test of whether constitutional rules could withstand executive might. The Legislature was flooded with inducements and intimidation. That the amendment failed remains significant, but equally significant is how close it came to succeeding. Democracy survived this phase by a narrow margin, not by institutional strength but thank God it survived. Credit to Sen Ken Nnamani.


In 2007–11, this tenure combined electoral legitimacy collapse, legislative scandal, and executive weakness. The 2007 elections severely damaged democratic credibility, yet governance proceeded without correction. Yar Adua's attempt to correct the anomaly of an election succeeded a bit when he set up an electoral panel to review our electoral system. Inside the Legislature, the Patricia Etteh crisis and later the Dimeji Bankole era exposed how leadership of the House became entangled with patronage and post-tenure criminalisation. The defining rupture, however, was Yar’Adua’s illness and death. The secrecy surrounding presidential incapacity paralysed governance and exposed a constitutional vacuum. The “Doctrine of Necessity” that elevated the Vice President was a timely fix but it also confirmed that Nigeria’s democracy often survives by improvisation rather than adherence to clear rules. Thank you Dora Akunyili and we can't forget the role of Mr Aondoaka and those who claimed that the President could rule from anywhere in the world. A pattern that will be repeated later under Buhari and now, Tinubu. This period was where the Governors started learning to cut their teeth. They became more influential in Nigerian politics. The Governors' Forum was influencing national politics. This was the period of one party state by PDP that made Ogbulafor boast that PDP will rule for 60 years. Obasanjo had taught the Governors lessons but Yar Adua and Jonathan's scholarly approach to democracy may have cost us a lesson on tight fisted executive.

DORA AKUNYILI'S EXPLOSIVE MESSAGE TO YAR'ADUA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47UulCINeuo

In 2011–15, the main issue of this period was oversight without enforcement. The National Assembly appeared assertive, especially during the fuel subsidy probe, which revealed massive corruption. Yet the failure to secure decisive prosecutions weakened public trust. You must remember that Farouk Lawan was recently forgiven in the Tinubu's presidential pardon list but what he did at that time was a symbol of the corruption at the top. At the same time, electoral reforms under Attahiru Jega restored some credibility to elections, creating a contrast between improving electoral process and stagnant governance accountability. Democracy looked better at the ballot box than in outcomes. Change became possible but the Governors played a major role in redesigning how party politics was. The party was no longer the class captain, each Governor was now taking hold of the party structure at each state.

AUDIO: The $3 million conversation between Farouk Lawan and Femi Otedola - Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUnWDgEMDa8

$3million bribery: Farouk Lawan request removal of Otedola's company from fuel subsidy report

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7gzT5vd0vE


In 2015–19, this tenure was dominated by open institutional confrontation. Bukola Saraki’s emergence as Senate President against party and executive preference triggered years of conflict. His trial at the Code of Conduct Tribunal placed the Judiciary squarely within political struggle. Simultaneously, the Executive openly disobeyed court orders in security-related cases, signalling impatience with judicial restraint. This was not just an executive–legislative problem, it was a systemic breakdown of respect among arms of government because APC was in power, so yih can't blame the opposition. Power was increasingly exercised as moral authority rather than constitutional obligation.
The first attack on the judicial system began here with the Onnoghen trial by the Buhari government. The death of the media also started during this time. APC, which had oiled the machinery of the media to their advantage could not let the same machine take them out. They came out hard on critical thinking and through the Minister of Information, the Press review started here.


In 2019–23, the tenure was defined by the open surrender of legislative independence. Unlike earlier Assemblies that at least struggled with the Executive, this one publicly embraced alignment as a governing principle. Legislative leaders openly described the National Assembly as a “partner” rather than a check. Oversight weakened noticeably. Budgets were passed with little resistance, confirmations sailed through, and major policy questions rarely produced institutional pushback. The loss of teeth was not accidental. Senate President Ahmed Lawan repeatedly framed the National Assembly as a “partner” of the Executive rather than a check on it. In public statements, he emphasized working “in harmony” with the presidency to pass legislation and implement national policies, warning against “unnecessary grandstanding” that could delay governance. Oversight weakened - bills, budgets, and ministerial confirmations proceeded with minimal scrutiny. A prominent example was Godswill Akpabio’s smooth confirmation as Minister of Niger Delta Affairs, which drew little interrogation despite prior controversies. Please off your mic. Committees that would normally probe ministers or government contracts rarely escalated findings, signaling a tacit decision that cooperation, not confrontation, was the guiding principle. The loss of teeth was not accidental, it was openly acknowledged, marking a clear departure from Assemblies that had previously struggled even contentiously to assert themselves.
Democracy during this period functioned procedurally but hollowly, with elections and legislative processes intact but scrutiny and accountability diminished.

From 2023–present, the current 10th National Assembly has intensified this pattern. It had easily won the worst National Assembly even before concluding its tenure. Senate and House leaders, including Akpabio, have publicly reinforced the idea that lawmakers are not elected “to fight the Executive” but to collaborate on national priorities. Akpabio stressed that legislators should support executive-led bills that serve the nation, even if critics label this a “rubber-stamp” legislature. Committees continue to exist, but oversight has become largely symbolic. Critical national issues, security challenges, rising inflation, and controversial economic policies see limited legislative pushback. What stands out is not conflict but its absence, making it clear that the Legislature now prioritizes alignment and on a mandate they wish to stand on with the executive over independent scrutiny. In practical terms, the National Assembly functions, but as a facilitator of executive priorities rather than a co-equal branch ensuring accountability. This Assembly has trashed any respect whatsoever you may have for the Legislature. Publicly singing on your mandate they shall stand, trying to praise the President's work and laughing over serious issues that affect Nigerians or completely ignoring them have made them weaker than the whisker of a cat.

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Looking at Nigeria’s National Assembly from 1999 to today, a clear pattern stands out. Each four-year tenure faced big challenges, but the Legislature often let itself be shaped by politicians and party leaders instead of standing up to protect the people’s interests. The 10th Assembly shows this clearly. Leaders openly put the President’s wishes above their constitutional duty. They approve bills and budgets without asking tough questions. Committees that should investigate government programs barely do their work. By choosing to cooperate instead of check power, the Legislature has weakened democracy from within. At the same time, the Judiciary has often compromised, bending under pressure or choosing caution, which has limited its ability to fully check government power. Go to court!!!


This problem is not unique to Nigeria. In countries like Venezuela, democracy exists on paper but is erased by politicians who manipulate institutions for their own gain. We can see the same pattern here. But pointing out these failures does not give outsiders the right to lecture Venuezela. Even strong democracies like the United States struggle with their own political crises and institutional problems. True democracy only works when the people and their own institutions hold power accountable. No one else can do it for us.

©️ SixSeven


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL6QgwDREmo

None of Tinubu's ministers are bold enough to ask this question as Dora Akunyili did when her boss was nowhere to be found and the cabal was ruling. We don't learn in this country. Headboy is not at home, that's why Wike has time to run the show. He has ran more media interviews than our president. Umoru, where are you?

CodeTemplarr:
As racists or as extremists?

Violence & Religion of Peace the person said. So I don't understand if the Brazilian fans, (South) American fans or English fans are being violent because of religion.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnG6hWUNmb8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIpqTJu9dXg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh7qaPWAH_A

EyeCumInPeace:
Violence & Religion of Peace are like
Bread & Butter. 🥪

Nawa o. When English fans do this, Na religion? 🤡

DelilahMakinde:
But if your goal is to deceive and enslave humanity while getting rich then ✌️

I think at the end of the day, each individual will find out what gives their soul meaning. Especially after they find riches

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I won't bother responding to you. It's a good thing that investors details are not shrouded in secrecy and you can see who has what and how much because of stock market regulators. Thank you for the (HID) Awolowo story. I am happy with your detailed explanation of what he did and how you conveniently wrote 'same for Tinubu' and then went on lecturing me on compounding investments. Can you tell me one of the investments that Mr Tinubu invested in that is compounding his wealth into billions?

Can you also tell me about his early life. When he went to school, what schools did he attend and early career. I just want you to write his biography since you know him so well. Do you also know any of his classmates in high school? I hear Obasanjo, I hear Soyinka, I hear Buhari talk about their old school mates, I even hear Bode George too. Who were his contemporaries and where are they today? He was a class of 66 or 67? Was he a science student? Just tell me a good story. I want to learn.

President Buhari Hosts Classmates In Daura

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tf65EGOAgo

SOYINKA VISITS GCI ALMA MATER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I356Twu-Kj8[/quote]

In a similar thread, I asked where the man got his wealth, they were explaining to me thinking I was a child

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Coming From A Liar — Nigerians Knock Wike Over ‘’the Kind Of Money Governors Have)

Last weekend, Nairaland members told me that Seyi Tinubu was born into wealth because his father was a billionaire. I asked them for the work his father did, they told me I was jealous, I should tell my dad to go and be a billionaire and all balablue explanations. They told me his father funded NADECO, one even said that if you know what his father made when he was in USA, the same man who told us he was a gypsy cab driver and he will never forget how a Naval officer slapped him Then they told us he worked for Deloitte as an auditor, he worked for Mobil, he was a Senator 🤡🤡😂😂😂😂

Bola Tinubu: My Life As A Cab Driver And Security Guard: PM News - Politics - Nairaland
https://www.nairaland.com/3022845/bola-tinubu-life-cab-driver

I told them Lateef Jakande was also a Governor for just one term. I also told them Fashola had gone back to practice. Abeg which industry Tinubu get. I won't look down on anyone who does honest work, so if you make your money from selling akara, I respect you but if you sell akara for morning and do blood work for night, I👟They abuse me tire but I no send their papa, anyone who has no credibility has no respect. If you like let him have trillion dollars, he ain't got any respect for me. Elon, Dangote, Cosmas Maduka, Abiola, even if you think they got favors, they all HAD COMPANIES you can trace. They never also got into public treasury. Keep defending your oppresors while they steal from your children's inheritance. You go explain taya

No matter how they rebrand Jagaban, my home training cannot stomach some things. If everyone likes, let them sell their conscience and turn a blind eye, I sleep well knowing I star true to my values.

“Do not endorse what you believe is wrong.”

Talkisneeded:
Leaders accountable for a private entity that charges in millions

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They charge in millions because they are private. People go there because the government has failed its public healthcare system.

Nigerians are used to solving their problems as individuals instead of a collective, that's why we prefer to have generators than have government light. I better pass my neighbour, I can afford it

Nigerians have refused to hold their leaders accountable for the poor healthcare they receive from their taxes.