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Mikus time for bed don reach for you, Bounce!

sutoboy:
ok no wahala! drop urs!

i go add u ontop my pal own here!

Forget it if u not on bro

mikuz:
the guy dey yarn like say em escort you come Nairaland.

U be mumu

Tis on , But I no dey enjoy am like bb chat

Mikus
What has dat got to do with the price of garri in the market?

Ottoooro

We know sey u no dey fit get liver show woman your pennniiss cuz of the size



I mean dis in a nice way

Wetin dey amuse you?

Na correct yarn na

tanimz:
They banned you again??!!

Sorry do I know you?

Soon dem eyes go clear and dem go leave biiitchcrapgbo all alone for that opata club wey no get head

Mikus bro, are u sure no be moiney u wan beg me

I don't do yahoo , boring

Drop your bb pin if if if

I be celebrity na

U get mouth

No mind dem, dem be olodo

Ok I think sey u dey lagg cuz I wan put one joker upon a game tomorow with my fellas

She just dey realise sey the president of her projan club be olodo

No wonder

Sutoboy how your movement go be tomorow?

Rugrat

I understand

But take am easy cuz aids ni dey show for face

Gudluck

I dey vex right now

booqee:
Agybabe actually d meaning of npjc is nairaland progressive jokers club. The president is skales(or studio), other members are sutoboy, ekeroyal, homar and kinzeala(dats mikuz 2nd i.d).
But looking at the members constituting dis unproductive and useless club, u'll agree with me and otooro that a better and befitting name for such a mumu club as npjc is Non Progressive Jokers Club.

Lol
Boogee join our club and your life will never be the same


Araregem is our latest member

U nver see woman before?

Yeye fowl

I know sey u be gayy

Yes I like. Booobies, do u have problem with that boi?

booqee:
jeez. . . . ! damn u!

Don't hate boosqee bosqee

booqee:
Hehehe. . .nice thread. If i was a guy, i'd have probably pasted dis to my fb. Lol

but abeg, NAB, make una do well oh, . .no follow dis rule for 2moro oh, cos[b]i dey expect something BIG from my guy even though its something small i'm buying for him[/b].

U must be Ibo

Early sign of menstrual period dey worry dis tejuosho brought up poster

allegation, hand work of my political detractors

Booqeeee luv

U no bussy pass me in real life but I tryna squeeze out time to relate with folks on nairaland
And I'm so loved by many , and yes I'm that choosy type lol

I choosed u cuz u are flat chested, sagged arsee and dark skinned

Can't u bleach?

Mt happiness be sey all de guys for projan get mosquito legs
So to deal with them no go be problem

Boosqee

U wan re-baptise yourself cuz u gat sagged booobs?


Nicky minaj w once like you tilll she went for surgery



I mean dis in a nice way


*Npjc*

No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper

Why me?

Everyday of my life I try to make jokers happy, But all I gt in return is hate and jealousy

Atleast u are now convinced sey na touts full proja