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Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by dani1luv: 9:18pm On Feb 12, 2012
mikuz:

i dey o.
How far you?
How your landlord?

Landlord dey, we even tear boxerz today grin grin e say ah dey owe eight months rent angry like say na ma fault grin grin, how you albino 2-left legged babe, I hear say she win lotto shocked cheesy
tanimz:

Dani boy!! cheesy

Mikuzzz!! Happy new year cool

I no know where she dey o. I suppose dey ask una. undecided

I know you're not a sis. Just trying to lighten up your mood. I'm glad you're cheerful now. smiley

So you still remember moi, how niceeee cheesy
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Idowuogbo(f): 9:44pm On Feb 12, 2012
Whoeva is looking for yinka she asked me to tell you to FUCKKKKOFFFF. grin grin
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by dani1luv: 9:48pm On Feb 12, 2012
^^I should Bleep off
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 9:53pm On Feb 12, 2012
i like wat i'm seeing! NL jokes section is getting berra!

grin grin grin grin
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 10:00pm On Feb 12, 2012
God si 4ck up. . Drogba miss penalty . . I am finished. . cry
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by mikuz(m): 10:07pm On Feb 12, 2012
Jeez!!
What nonsense!
What animosity!
What unfortunousness
what imprudence
what discon . . con . . con. .tentedness!
What rumptiontiousness!
Who gave him the audacity to tear that your Tommy Hilfiger? Eh?
Can you imagine the insolence!!
Infact gimme me ya address!
I go show am . . I go show am say you ge. .ge . .get p. . .per. .son!

Wait o !
How your landlord statue dey?
Em hu . .hu .ge huge?
Em get bo. bo. .dy body?
E get wetin ma. .ma . .make i dey ask o.


@tanimz,
so na your eyes be this?
Happy new year my babe sis.
Where have you been? I really missed you o!
How Nkeiruka and Azuka na?
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by mikuz(m): 10:16pm On Feb 12, 2012
Dani leave my babe for me na?
Na you follow me toast her?
Look at me and look at trouble o.
Is she the only female celebrity in naija. Na crime say Ebube Nwagbo na my babe?
What kain thing is this? If you get fine babe na wahala,if you come get ugly one,ya in trouble. If you no get at all dem go say you be gay or you no sabi toast babe.
Haba Dami!!
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by mikuz(m): 10:20pm On Feb 12, 2012
whoever brought that message from Yinka should come closer and say it again.
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by mikuz(m): 10:30pm On Feb 12, 2012
and mind the kinda language you use here.
If you wan make i come tap current you talk.
Sharp sharp.
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 12:10am On Feb 13, 2012
Bin gbagbo grin grin . . U b prophet? grin grin



#zambia WINS shocked shocked
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by tanimz(f): 2:30am On Feb 13, 2012
dani1luv:

So you still remember moi, how niceeee cheesy

Of course na. How I go forget you? How have you been?

mikuz:

@tanimz,
so na your eyes be this?
Happy new year my babe sis.
Where have you been? I really missed you o!
How Nkeiruka and Azuka na?

Yes o, na my eyes be this o. Thank God say you cross that word. cool

I dey my zone jare. Hustling and all. cool

I don miss you too and Nairaland in general. How your life? How market? Hope say e dey move. wink

Nkeiruka and Azuka don relocate back to una village o. I'm surprised you're not aware. sad
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by mikuz(m): 6:58am On Feb 13, 2012
Tanimz we just dey o.
The struggle still goes on!
Wetin Nkeiruka and Azuka dey find for my village?
Na wa o!
Wetin you come use dey sell market kwanu?
You just empty like that?
Nah!!!
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Idowuogbo(f): 8:11am On Feb 13, 2012
dani1luv:

^^I should bleep off
No she exempted u


Anoda message from Badosky jnr

Yinka asked me to tell u azzholes to gave a life,she said she's busy with hers and u shud also try an acheive something wiv urs.According to her u bunch of immature prickssssss. grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by ARareGem(f): 8:20am On Feb 13, 2012
ID, this early morning? lipsrsealed 'Nways, how body?
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by jackpot(f): 8:22am On Feb 13, 2012
[quote author=tanimz link=topic=862137.msg10183894#msg10183894 date=1329096600][/quote]hi tanimz dear

longest time. missed ya posts here sad

er, from your profile it seems either you're flat-chested or the camera is faulty wink cheesy

pls clarify. Cheers cheesy cheesy
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Idowuogbo(f): 8:32am On Feb 13, 2012
ARareGem:

ID, this early morning? lipsrsealed 'Nways, how body?
Madam na so i see am ooo,d pikin jus dey send me bad bad message.Anyways i dey sha,i must say am liking dis ur bob-marley hairstyle.

Rastapharia loool
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by ARareGem(f): 8:37am On Feb 13, 2012
Aow u take know say na im I won fix? Hmmn. . . have a luvly day. Tata
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 9:19am On Feb 13, 2012
Am Lo[b]s[/b]t -- Plz Which Avenue am i Engulfed In? undecided undecided undecided
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by mikuz(m): 10:52am On Feb 13, 2012
You are in a mental home.
A good Samaritan just brought you.
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by ImperialMcHael(m): 11:40am On Feb 13, 2012
*enters, yawns, turn right - left, farts then leaves d thread*
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by skales(m): 12:59pm On Feb 13, 2012
Imprial emekachukwu bro, Happy new year and valentine join, Did u miss me?


*reaches for my vaseline* tongue
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by tanimz(f): 10:37pm On Feb 13, 2012
mikuz:

Tanimz we just dey o.
The struggle still goes on!
Wetin Nkeiruka and Azuka dey find for my village?
Na wa o!
Wetin you come use dey sell market kwanu?
You just empty like that?
Nah!!!

City life don tire them. Plus they miss you. smiley

I no dey sell for market anymore. I been win visa lottery for Congo. Na where I dey now. I'm a big woman now. cool

Idowuogbo:

Madam na so i see am ooo,d pikin jus dey send me bad bad message.Anyways i dey sha,i must say am liking dis ur bob-marley hairstyle.

Rastapharia loool

Badosky mi! Ki lon pop? kiss[quote][/quote]
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by tanimz(f): 10:38pm On Feb 13, 2012
jackpot:

hi tanimz dear

longest time. missed ya posts here sad

er, from your profile it seems either you're flat-chested or the camera is faulty wink cheesy

pls clarify. Cheers cheesy cheesy [/b][/color]



Aw. See that your head like chocolate box. We thank God say you fit see now. The Lord is good. cheesy
[quote][/quote]
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by skales(m): 10:47pm On Feb 13, 2012
Rugrat angry
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by mikuz(m): 10:52pm On Feb 13, 2012
Tanimz please can i get a hug?
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by tanimz(f): 11:13pm On Feb 13, 2012
skales:

Rugrat angry

They banned you again??!!

mikuz:

Tanimz please can i get a hug?

Yes, sure you can. Go meet Ejiro, she'd gladly give you a warm hug. smiley
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by mikuz(m): 11:16pm On Feb 13, 2012
Tanimz c u m to me,
i can turn ya whole life around.
Im sweet!
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by skales(m): 11:18pm On Feb 13, 2012
tanimz:

They banned you again??!!



Sorry do I know you?
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 11:20pm On Feb 13, 2012
mikuz, i fink some people will die if they wake up one morning and
discover there are no more ladies in the world!  angry

mstcheww!  angry
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by skales(m): 11:25pm On Feb 13, 2012
Ottoooro

We know sey u no dey fit get liver show woman your pennniiss cuz of the size



I mean dis in a nice way
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by chibaby5(f): 12:49am On Feb 14, 2012
Happy Val's Day in advance peeps, . . Do not wat u will regret after cheesy
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by tanimz(f): 2:26am On Feb 14, 2012
mikuz:

Tanimz c u m to me,
i can turn ya whole life around.
Im sweet!

Abeg, waka fast. tongue

skales:

Sorry do I know you?

No, you don't know me and can't know me.

You carry your mumu enter 2012. Smh undecided

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