prestigous kor superstious ni..abeg OP talk beta tin...sch wen dem dey take kro kro eye use police kill student

Are you a Uniport student?

sinaj:
Lol @ reliable source.




It's true tho.

The University of Port Harcourt is set to reopen after the school was shut down 2 months ago over protest. The protest which was caused by the "no fees no exam" policy of the newly appointed VC Prof. Lale and which claimed the life of one Comr. Peter Ofurum. Although not announced on the school's website yet, a reliable source said the school is to reopen on the 19th of June and First Semester Exams are to commence immediately on the 20th of June.

Source: [url=https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=865588783546695&id=332475590191353&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6294554626049212779%3Amf_story_key.-1248287435182505857]GIST Uniport[/url]
#UPDATE will be made when it's on the school's website.

LMAO this part got me

khristals:

most of these ladies can't run for 5minutes but want to be fvcked for 5hrs

I thought I was communicating with a human being. My bad.

sexymoma:
when they''ll be telling you guys not to date ice cream babes una nor go hear, now u come become counsellor for nothing... nor be u for counsel... u sabi una ice cream babes.. waka go meet dem abeg

It's a FACT!!!... Don't apply what you watch in movies to your relationship in real life. It isn't the same.

sexymoma:
A typical naija guy.. Una thinking too shallow!!

Naija girls and fantasy are like...

Get an Android phone.

The battery size. Thank me later

Date oyinbo girls na

You know the answer already why ask again for multiple opinions?

Be friends with her, let her settle with the guy, when the guy starts beating her few months into the marriage swoop in and save the day..!

No need to discipline them, just wait for them one night and rape them, you and your guy.

I onced asked a girl why she doesn't take pictures even though she's pretty... Her reply was and I quote "the love you have for me has blinded you in such a way that you don't know the difference between being pretty and being manageable"
#shock catch me
# mind you we are not dating oo just close friends

Girls and rejecting compliments are like

When his wife catches him cheating abeg let us know...

[img]http://1.bp..com/-4015dh0KALw/V1bSMO55uQI/AAAAAAAALns/d1aeJrFGt_YmfS8-VrT4VbHcN_jMq0UsgCLcB/s400/Screenshot_2016-01-31-13-20-14-1.png[/img] In relation to the protest that held on April 11th which led to the shutdown of the University for two months now.

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Three weeks have been given to the University
of Port Harcourt, its Vice Chancellor, Professor
Ndowa Laale, the Governing Council and other
stakeholders to resolve the crisis in the
institution. This directive follows an order of court sought
by Professor Laale to stop the Governing
Council of the institution from suspending him. When the matter was called on Tuesday, all
parties involved in the matter asked the court
to give them time to resolve the matter
amicably. Stakeholders led by selected Professors are to
spearhead the peace talks. They include Professor S.J.S Cookey, Professor
Nimi Briggs, Professor Don Baridam, Professor
Kemka Okoko, Professor Anipko, Professor
Okiwelu and immediate past Vice Chancellor of
the university, Professor Joseph Ajienka. Presiding Judge, Justice Makhmud Lima directed
all the parties to cooperate and explore all
available options to settle their differences. The Judge said his decision is in pursuant to
section 43 of the Federal High court Act that
gives room for out-of-court settlement.
Counsel to the Pro Chancellor, Onome Okodiya
said the possibility of the court’s directive will
be explored: “We will do what the court has asked us to do and we won’t force anybody to
agree. If we can’t reach a common ground, we
will all come back to court,” he said. The matter was adjourned to 27th of June,
2016 for report of settlement.

SOURCE: www.gistuniport..com.ng/2016/06/uniport-vc-professor-lale-ndowa.html?m=1
cc. Lalasticlala

The poster above me tho. Anyways sha fastest network first...

Tallesty1:
Abia.

Umuahia.

FIXED!!!

DahtzFestjayz:
Some girls no get chill at all. Check out this
hilarious conversation on whatsapp between this
guy I presumed was trying to initiate an intimate
chat with the girl.



The babe no even give am chance.

See levels!

You get luck say you nor chop ban too...I don dey enjoy dat ur thread before oo..Op create am again

I thought he just got back

She need to have options...

The fact remains whether you read it or not it doesn't change the deteriorating economy in Nigeria exceptions to educational threads tho. Why not summarize and get it over with

Spicylate:
I don't know why am weak to reading long story pieces? Summary please!!

I'm with you on this.

You should Google it. When a girl cries during sex it means something terrible. Don't wanna scare you just Google it. Since plenty girls don cry for your head my broda...


#complete it

Exactly...OP thank you oo...I go tell d akara woman to flash me when u come

SANDOSKI:





Ok..... Your compound no get gate abi
E get one fat woman Wey dey sell Akara infront of the compound.. Na der you dey stay. I dey come your side around 7am make I come buy Akara we go meet for der.....

See as Op just help me find my Neighbour ooo ...