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Romance › Re: My Old High School Friend Wants Me To Have Sex With Her by sKeetz(m): 7:46pm On Nov 06, 2017
Rokia2:
Dude am talking abt the actual cumming not the whole act?

Seriously. undecided
Does an orgasm lasts for 30 seconds?!?

Romance › Re: Do We Still Have Women Like This In Africa? by sKeetz(m): 6:57pm On Nov 06, 2017
Broke ass niggas be like...
Business › Re: "800,000 Firms Have Never Paid Taxes In Nigeria" - Adeosun by sKeetz(m): 4:52pm On Nov 06, 2017
neoShinto:
Igbos come to mind, especially in Lagos

They always credit themselves for the development of a state they don't pay taxes to

Take away the patronage of Yorubas and watch Igbo people crumble

Bloody parasites.
Brainless swine

Business › Re: "800,000 Firms Have Never Paid Taxes In Nigeria" - Adeosun by sKeetz(m): 4:48pm On Nov 06, 2017
Is Tax paid in Nigeria ?!? shocked

Education › Re: UNICAL Students Celebrate Their Graduation In Style (phtos/video) by sKeetz(m): 4:42pm On Nov 06, 2017
Hope there is no vigilante around there?!? sad

To avoid stories that touch. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Efe Ejeba's New Blond Beard Look, Fans React (Photos) by sKeetz(m): 4:37pm On Nov 06, 2017
iamJ:
[color=#59576F] for 3 months i kept shouting and complaining all over bbn thread

That this poor boy was broke financially and in the head too


They say na hate

Look at him?

Be like goat even after the 25mil cheesy cheesy cheesy

all the text msg vote and views from their gotv decoder

All the efenation and whoibe march cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


poor people will never learn its why they remain poor lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
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[img]https://media./images/bf47c1ec4172fb1bf2c3b780ebda15ae/tenor.gif[/img]
#No Filter Attitude
Eyaaa, are you pained cause his 7 million richer than you ?!? undecided
Education › Re: Boys Dey Hustle And Them Still Dey Combine School by sKeetz(m): 9:58am On Nov 06, 2017
Can somebody interpret what this nigga is saying? sad
Foreign Affairs › Re: About 27 Dead In Texas As Gunman Opens Fire On First Baptist Church by sKeetz(m): 8:24am On Nov 06, 2017
Caseless:
neo-slave, go and never come back.
Fûck off bîtch ass nîgga grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: About 27 Dead In Texas As Gunman Opens Fire On First Baptist Church by sKeetz(m): 9:26pm On Nov 05, 2017
And I just got my visa. Abi make I just chill for Naija make these white people no just shoot me one day?!?


No, God punish Satan. Not when buhari is still in power. To die for obodo oyibo is better than living in this shît hole called naija. undecided

I'll be back after 2019. tongue
Romance › Re: To Hell With All African Sisters. All Of Them by sKeetz(m):
Is it that yabaleft has no gate or what?!?

The rate at which mad men are encroaching the cyberspace is alarming.

Look at this mad man.

Celebrities › Re: Actress Eniola Badmus Looking Gorgeous In New Photos by sKeetz(m):
What is gorgeous about this fat hippo?

So no one in her family or circle of friends is bold enough to tell her that she is fat and needs to hit the gym ASAP?!?

Nigerians and arselicking are like bread and beans. sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: If You Are Interested To Be A Kidney Donor by sKeetz(m): 5:38pm On Nov 05, 2017
Ritualists on the prowl grin
Politics › Re: National Assembly In Fresh Bid To Sack Magu by sKeetz(m): 5:16pm On Nov 05, 2017
Buhari2019:
Don't quote constituted authority in vain.
Shut up grin
Politics › Re: National Assembly In Fresh Bid To Sack Magu by sKeetz(m): 5:05pm On Nov 05, 2017
AishaBuhari:
H
Harlot
Politics › Re: National Assembly In Fresh Bid To Sack Magu by sKeetz(m): 5:05pm On Nov 05, 2017
Buhari2019:
F
Fan yogo
Romance › Re: How I Look When Am High(pics) by sKeetz(m): 4:47pm On Nov 05, 2017
jamarifox:
Americans may use slang words when writing but they will neeeever replace I am or I'm with am. write am and expose yasef as a hungry scammer in a stuffy room.
Lol

You know nothing bro. If it were like that, none of this boys will collect a penny from this white women cause most yahoo boys are stark illiterates. White people are not petty like we Nigerians. We think language is a measure of intelligence but it's not.

A greater percentage of Americans cannot write sheet, they have poor grammar. That is a fact. Make your research.
Romance › Re: How I Look When Am High(pics) by sKeetz(m): 4:34pm On Nov 05, 2017
jamarifox:
I'm not am.

if you like go type 'am' when you wan dupe American person, I pity u illiterate.
You think they know the difference?!?

Most Americans have very poor grammar.. They can't write sheet!
Romance › Re: Have You Had Sex With A Girl Without Giving Her Money Or Buying Stuff For Her? by sKeetz(m): 4:29pm On Nov 05, 2017
dollyjoy:
Where are all these mad people with silly questions fromhuh.
Is it silly cause you give out your nunu freely like its the norm hence the question sounds ridiculous to you?!? tongue
Romance › Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by sKeetz(m): 12:23pm On Nov 05, 2017
I created a whatsapp group for Stoners like myself so we can share our experiences with Mary J, the highs and lows. To join, just copy and paste this link to your browser. Remove the (dots) and replace with (.)

chatdotwhatsappdotcom/9LGuswLaFjP8oBjSM6y6QR
Romance › Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by sKeetz(m): 12:22pm On Nov 05, 2017
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Celebrities › Re: Hiptv Presenter 'pearl' Shows Off Her 7inchs Love Machine(photo) by sKeetz(m): 12:06pm On Nov 05, 2017
fatymore:
No shame in it again... Words of God which is supposed to be popular and spread among us is diminishing as time goes on while SEx talk which is supposed to be among inner circle with your loved one is getting more popular...

Things are getting more scary ...
I don't know how hard it is to make you self righteous hypocrites that not everyone is religious. Sex is part of human life and will always be a topic of discussion. Your holy bible says don't judge but yet you keep judging. I bet you do worst behind closed doors sad
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Guys With Beards Make The Best Boyfriend by sKeetz(m):
Op is that you in the pics?!? grin

If that's what keeping a beard looks like then I'll rather have my chin as smooth as a bottle. grin

Education › Re: 81 Students Bag First Class At Bowen University, Iwo – VC by sKeetz(m):
Highorbit:
What are you saying? What do you have to say about those that graduated with first class and 2:1 from ur same institution? Do they have 5 heads or r they just specially treated? Truly better learning environment encourages better grades but you should never compare a private university first class graduate with that of a government university because private universities are profit motivated while government universities are not just non profit motivated but they comprise of deliberate obstacles to break or make you. Nobody gives a damn about you. Wouldn't you rather employ a graduate that has witnessed obstacles of worst imaginations and still came out successfully than one that has no clue what obstacles mean? Anyway congratulations to them o.
The reason we go to university is to learn and not to be tortured. The kind of physical and mental torture that goes on in Government owned universities can make a man insane.

Universities should have a conducive learning environment which will inspire students to be creative. You can't be creative when your lecturers and professors are sadists and always tell it to you that you will never be better. Do you include buying handouts or sorting as part of education. That is why despite our supposed brilliance, there are no innovations or inventions. The creative side of us is literally dead.

Your notion that private universities are profit motivated hence not up to par with government owned ones is flawed because some of the best universities in the world are private owned. MIT, Harvard, Yale, Stanford just to name a few are all private universities. Can you name one government university better than these universities I mentioned? NONE! I dare you to prove me wrong that there is no federal university in Nigeria that is better than covenant university and it's just 15 years old. In the nearest future, Covenant university will achieve Ivy League status.

Our idea of education and learning is that one must suffer and be subjected to inhumane treatment for one to learn. This is wrong and the system needs a total overhaul. If I have the resources, none of my children or wards will attend a government owned university.

NB: No recruiter is interested on the struggles you went through in the university but on the skill sets you have acquired which will be beneficial to his/her organization hence, that theory of yours is also flawed.
Travel › Re: From The Streets Of Warri To Finland: My Story by sKeetz(m): 11:02pm On Nov 04, 2017
enoch273:
Mehn! I need to jand oo baba, also after wetin my naija babe do me, I no get plans to settle down with any Nigeria girl at all. Whites all the way.

Though I am torn between Paris, France and Canada.
Paris and France no be the same place again?!?
Investment › Re: And So Sgtponzihater Bites The Dust In Cowardice by sKeetz(m): 9:10pm On Nov 04, 2017
grin grin grin

Investment › Re: MMM Has Crashed Again: The Secret Behind The Ponzi [exposed] by sKeetz(m): 9:08pm On Nov 04, 2017
Leopantro:
MMM done do 100% RESTART.

don't worry, they will bounce back with confidence.
paxonel:
That's why I when i entered this thread on the 26th, I say I COMMENT MY RESERVE
meaning, i reserve my comment.
MMM is still on with 100% only that matching partipants is a much slower now, but it will pick up very soon.
Nigerians keep saying what they don't know.
Nigerian press are just pressing pressure paper fake review over what they did not investigate.
Na wa o .
Shee bi dem don keep quiet now as they did January and august this year when mmm went down
grin
imagrg:
Get the trendy cryptocurrency. Get free token now and be glad you did! Click on my signature below for a new dawn!
fifty:
MMM is always a topic of discuss by losers, even the OP is cleary a dumbo whose facts has so many loopholes in them. You think Andrew is a Guider? Maga, Cleary u are merely just looking for attention. Cow shittt
Dunne1:
When wicked people think they will put sand in our garri we still prove to them we are waxing stronger.
Confidence00:
MMm community is busy making people happy and excited, haters are busy lamenting.
We will bounce back as usual after the Upgrade.
Stop taking Paracetamol for headache, mind your business.
MMM community is the best thing that has ever happen to Nigeria since inception of this Hardship Administration,
State Government are owing workers over 8-12 months salaries yet nobody has castigated them.
MMM community is owing few months payments your are there writing irrelevant Articles just to gain unnecessary attention.
Go get yourself something meaningful and do and stop spying over a community your are not a member.
Abrokooooo
Check latest PH and Gh matching as PH has risen immediately after notification that Ph is dropping.
speak2emmans:
I don't know if I am the only one seeing that screenshot of skype conversation but Andrew's name is always Andrew Marc with a logo beside it. Why is this write up by Andrew without marc and without a logo beside it. Bad belle people.. God pass una

The Screenshot is fake
How market?

Education › Re: How To Find The Square Root Of ANY Number Instantly In 3 Secs by sKeetz(m): 8:56pm On Nov 04, 2017
DonBobes:
Its this. Say u were asked to get d square root of 90?.
Just get d closest perfect square to 90 which is 81. And d square root of 81 is 9.
9
Next u subtract 81 from d 90 u were givn. Which Givs u 9.
Now mak dat 9 a whole number in d fraction.
9 9/
Next u multiply d whole number by 2 which givs u 18 here & divide lik dis: 9 9/18.
Carrying out d division less d whole number. U get 9.5
So i.e square root 90 =9.5
But you can't do this in 3 sec Haba.
Travel › Re: God Bless To America Can One Say After Greating D Consular by sKeetz(m): 6:36pm On Nov 04, 2017
Dafuq

Education › Re: Top 100 Best Universities In Nigeria For 2017 Latest Rankings by sKeetz(m):
They are all crap except maybe Covenant university.
Celebrities › Re: Omotayo Maimunat Starts Following Femi Adebayo Again, Does A Live Video With Him by sKeetz(m): 4:48pm On Nov 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


A pack of cards....

Only but a matter of time the inevitable will occur.

The Igbo's have a proverb that says, "It gets to a point when you can't use your hands to hide/cover pregnancy"

NwaAmaikpe is back
!!

Politics › Re: 2017 Fiscal Sustainability Index Of States In Nigeria - BudgIT by sKeetz(m):
Some people who have no idea what fiscal sustainability means will masturbate on this thread cheesy
Travel › Re: From The Streets Of Warri To Finland: My Story by sKeetz(m): 11:39am On Nov 04, 2017
nedublink:
pls post the picture of you wife.let us see how she looks.
Wetin you wan use her pics do?!? Enjoy the story and forget about irrelevant details.

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